Author's Notes:

warning: contains very strong language, viewer discretion is advised

Later that day, after Mise had come home from taking care of a not-so-sick Octavia, he made himself, Ironsides, and Crystal dinner and went to bed.

The next day he went through his normal routine and was off to school once more.

As usual he pulled up to the school in his tank and parked it, and scared the living crap some students, who still weren’t used to the sight of the 25 ton panzer rolling up to the school every day.

“Ahh, that never gets old.” Mise said in response to the shrieks of terror

Mise got out of his tank and started walking to the front to meet his friends when he saw someone he recognized off in the distance talking with Principal Celestia, Mise had a feeling they knew what they were talking about but he decided to wait till later to talk to him.

Mise made his way to the statue in front of the school.

“Hey Mise. How’s it going?” asked Artemis

“It’s going good, can’t really say the same for the students I just gave minor heart attacks to. You’d think after the first or second time they’d be used to me pulling up, but I guess not.” Mise said

“Well it’s not like you drive a Lamborghini, where once you see it its shocking and after that not so much. You drive a god damn panzer for crying out loud” Rainbow said

“Please, my tank cost just over 7 million dollars to make in today’s money. A Lamborghini cost just $200,000” Mise said

“He’s right, taking into consideration inflation and the conversion rates at the time.” Twilight said

“Thank you twilight, and FYI rainbow I wasn’t trying to brag or anything, but I see your point.” Mise said

“Alright, just as long as you don’t think that tank with make you any more awesome than me, were good.” Rainbow said

Everybody just rolled their eyes. Just then the bell signaled the start of school and everybody went inside.

The day went by pretty fast and before they knew it the gang was sitting outside in their usual spot eating lunch again.

“So Octavia, how are you feeling today?” Mise asked

“Oh, I feeling fine, and that soup you made yesterday was wonderful, but you really didn’t need to do that for me. By the way how much do I owe you for that?” Octavia asked reaching into her purse to grab her checkbook.

“Don’t worry about it, it’s free of charge, complements of the chef, if you will.” Mise replied.

“Oh, well, in that case thank you.” Octavia said

Artemis and Vinyl just looked at each other, knowing full well what was going on.

“So Mise, how are you liking canterlot high so far?” Sunset asked

“It’s a lot better than my old school, the teachers and students are really nice and friendly.” Mise replied

“So I take it you haven’t had gym class yet.” Said soul

“No, I have gym next, why?” asked Mise

“Oh sweet that means he gym with us. I hope you’re ready to go through hell.” Zero said

“Actually I’ve already been to Hell, they kicked me out. The devil was afraid I’d take his job.” Mise said with a smirk

“Was it as hot as they it is, and how you not covered in burns?” Sonata asked blissfully unaware of Mise’s sarcasm
Everybody in the group just face palmed. Mise was going to explain it to her but decided against beating a dead horse.

“But seriously, I think I can handle it.” Mise said, thinking back to the person he saw talking with Principal Celestia

“I wouldn’t be so sure about that; our gym teacher isn’t what you call ‘normal’ or ‘humane’.” Swift said making air quotes with his hands

‘Yeah and neither is the person I saw in the parking lot’ Mise thought

“Well nonetheless, I like a good challenge. Let’s hurry up and eat before the bell rings, because if he’s anything like you say he is I don’t think he’d like us to be late.” Mise replied

And with that the group at they’re lunch and continued talking. And then the bell rang and they were off to gym class.

When the gang arrived to the gym they saw that someone had set up and military style obstacle course.

“What the hell is all this?” Rainbow asked

“Does this mean we’re not going to play dodgeball?” Swift said excitedly

Mise said nothing and just smiled at what he saw.

“Oh, this is gonna be good….” Mise said

“What was that?” Rivet asked

“Nothing, nothing, just thinking out loud.” Mise said covering his tracks

“Okay, well we better go get dressed before coach get here.” Soul said
The guys and girls then went into the locker rooms to change. The gang came out a few minutes later and met near the bleachers

Just as the last of the students made their way out of the locker rooms, the gym doors swung open to reveal and older gentleman dressed in a drill sergeants uniform

“EVERYBODY LINE UP AND SHUT UP, I’M ABOUT TO PUT YOU ALL THROUGH THE TOUGHEST OBSTACLE COURSE THIS SCHOOL WOULD ALLOW ME TO BUILD AND THIS AIN'T THE BOY SCOUTS, SO SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!!” the person shouted
Upon hearing this different voice and command everybody instantly lined up shoulder to shoulder

“Now, since coach iron will is out sick today, I will substituting for him my name is gunnery sergeant R. Lee Ermey. ALSO WHICH ONE OF YOU SHRIMP-DICK FUCK-NUGGETS PARK A FUCKING TANK OUTSIDE!?” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey demanded.

“I did, sir.” Mise said calmly, with a slight smirk

“SON, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU 3 SECONDS, EXACTLY FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKING GRIN OFF YOU FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU!” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey yelled in Mise face and Mise did as he was told but kept a calm composure, as if he’s done this before

Everybody just stared in awe at all of this, not only how ballsy Mise was but at how well he kept his cool

“now before I have you pieces worthless pukes fuck up all over my obstacle course, were going to run cadence laps, NOW GET CANDY ASS OUTSIDE!!

“this guy is insane…” one student whispered, only to catch the attention of Gunnery Sergeant Ermey

“WHO SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE, WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? NOBODY, HUH?! THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT! OUT-FUCKING-STANDING! I WILL P.T. YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE! I'LL P.T. YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK. WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE FUCK, HUH?!” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey yelled Swift

“Sir, no sir” Swift answered

“YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WORM I'LL BET IT WAS YOU.” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey continued yelled Swift

“Sir, I said it sir” zero said from down the line up

“WELL, NO SHIT. WHAT DO WE GOT HERE A FUCKING COMEDIAN. WELL I ADMIRE YOUR HONESTY. HELL, I LIKE YOU; YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER.” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey yelled at zero

“I’ll keep that in mind, sir.” Zero said

“ANYMORE SMARTASS GOT ANYTHING TO FUCKING SAY...Good, NOW GET GOING BEFORE I RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!!” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey

Everybody was marched outside and once out there they were put into formation

“ALRIGHT YOU ASS FUCKERS, REPAT AFTER ME! PRINCIPAL CINCH IS A SON-OF-A-BITCH!” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey yelled

“PRINCIPAL CINCH IS A SON-OF-A-BITCH!” the students yelled

“GOT THE BLUEBALLS, CRABS AND THE SEVEN-YEAR-ITCH!” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey yelled

“GOT THE BLUEBALLS, CRABS AND THE SEVEN-YEAR-ITCH!” the students yelled

The class continued this until it was time to go back inside.

They made their way back into the gym, knowing full well what was coming next.

“ALRIGHT, NOW FOR THE FUN PART. WHICH ONE OF FUCK HEADS WANTS TO GO FIRST!?” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey yelled at the class

Mise was the first to step forward

“I’ll take on your obstacle course, can’t be that hard…” Mise said in a challenging manner

“YOU AGAIN? FINE. YOU GOT FUCKING 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS HERE OBSTACLE COURSE, IF YOU CANNOT COMPLETE THIS MOST BASIC OF TASKS, I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!” Gunnery Sergeant Ermey yelled at Mise

“Sir, yes sir” Mise said as he ran to the beginning of the obstacle course

Mise, with extreme speed and agility, maneuvered and completed the obstacle course, much to the shock of the entire class

“OUT-FUCKING-STANDING, 4 MIUNTES 30 SECONDS! SON, I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU LEARNED TO DO THAT, BUT I HOPE THIS TURD BASKET OF A CLASS CAN DO THE SAME!”

Everyone followed Mise’s lead, only to fail horribly, except for a select few such as rainbow dash, Clyde, zero, punk, and few other of Mise’s friends who managed to complete the obstacle course with relatively less difficulty

“SWEET JOLLY FUCKING RANCHERS, I BET YOU MOTHERS WISHED SHE HAD SWALLOWED YOU ALL THAT WAS ABSOLUTLY TERRIBLE, NOW GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE COURSE!!!” the gunny shouted as the class finished up the course and made their way to the locker rooms.