Mise was currently on his front lawn rolled under the front of his tank doing some regular maintenance work and tweeking a few parts. “Ok, just got to connect this wire to this plug and hopefully it’ll connect the circuits to the outlet and not turn me into irish tempura…” mise said as he soldered the wires together. “Ok that should do it! I have to thank artemis for giving me the idea to update ol’ ironsides here. Lets test this puppy out now!” mise said as he rolled out from under his tank.

He sat up and climbed into the driver’s seat as he looked at the new steering wheel he installed with a car horn right in the middle “ok, in three, two, one…” mise said as he blasted the horn “Works like a goddamn charm! Wait till the guys see this….hmmm, i wonder what it’d take to make 25 ton panzer fly….oh well!” mise said he climbed out of his tank. He sat on the front and pulled out a list “ok, install new more powerful engines? Check. New suspensions? Check. Badass horn? Check. Change the grease and lube up the gears? Check. Alright I think that's everything.” Mise said as he sat there for a second thinking.

“I should really see about hanging out with Fang and Eclipse again, I know Eclipse mentioned something about wanting to a retro video-game marathon. Hmm, maybe i’ll call them later…” Mise said as his phone began to ring. He picked it up and saw it was a one of his old partners in crime.

“Hey V! What’s up man!? I haven’t talked to you since set off all “fireworks” back belfast!” Mise said as the man known as V laughed a bit “Yes yes, the gunpowder plot, how could anyone forget. Anyway, i wanted to know if you’d be interested in checking out my new summer camp, the basis is you come here, and you learn how to blow shit up while actually blowing shit up all day. What do you say?” V asked as Mise let out a fanboy like squee “Are you kidding me!? I’d love to go do that! Is it alright if I grab a couple friends to bring along?” Mise asked

“But of course, they’re not cops or anything right?” V responded as Mise shook his head “Anything but, trust me, they’re gonna be great additions! I’ll see you when we get there.” Mise said as he hung up the phone and dialed Fang “Yo Fang! Guess where we're going?!” Mise said excitedly “Uh…. are we going to Las Vegas?” Fang asked as Mise shook his head “Even better than that! We're going to explosives camp! It's exactly what it sounds like, but we're only going for the day. So get ready to leave by this afternoon. Okay?” Mise said as Fang got excited “Dude! That is fucking awesome! It will be just like that episode of Camp Camp.” Fang said as he chuckled a bit “Exactly, now I gotta make this call to Eclipse too, so i’ll talk to you later.” Mise said as he and Fang said their goodbye’s.

While Fang was busy running around his apartment getting his things together and trying to keep himself from exploding, mise was dialing Eclipse to tell him the same thing he just told Fang “Yo Eclipse! Guess where we're going?!” Mise asked as Eclipse was curious “No. Where are going? Wait, does it involve your island?” Eclipse asked as Mise shook his head “If you’re talking about the video game marathon, I’m gonna try to do that next week. But no, you, me, and Fang, are gonna go to explosives camp for the weekend! A whole day of blowing shit up!” Mise said excitedly

“Shit, man! I'm so in! Let me get some stuff ready and I'll be right over!” Eclipse said excitedly as he hung up the phone. “Well now that's taken care of, I can pack up my C4, nitroglycerin, dynamite, and anything I want, V never said I couldn’t bring my own explosives!” mise said talking to himself and running back inside to pack.

Timeskip: 2 hours later…

Mise and Eclipse were waiting in Mise’s explosive filled tank in front of Fang’s apartment waiting for him to come out. “Any idea what’s taking so long?” Mise asked Eclipse as he shrugged “Not really. My only guess is he's saying goodbye to Indigo, or something.” Eclipse said as Mise nodded “Yeah, okay, that makes sense.” he said. Almost as if on cue, Fang came running out the door and slid down the railing, landing right next to the tank “Sorry I’m late guys, I was saying goodbye to Indigo….. A very long, and crazy goodbye….” Fang said blushing a bit as he climbed the tank as the two snickered.

“I don’t mean to pry, but did she, ya know, give you some fresh memories, if you catch my drift…?” Mise asked as Fang’s blushed deeper “Uh…. W-Well…. Y-Yes…. A…. A lot of memories…..” Fang had said as he sat down on the tank. “Well I'm glad to see you two are keeping it alive between the two of you.” Mise said as he started up the tank. “So, how you two been? I know we see each other but it's been awhile since we hung out.” Mise said.

“I’ve been doing alright. I've been showing Midnight Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate.” Eclipse said as he turned to Fang, “What about you?” Eclipse asked as Fang thought a bit “Well…. Pretty good really, me and Indigo have been thinking of moving in together during senior year, but other than that and a visit from my sisters…. Pretty good really….. I still remember when my big sis Milky met Indigo while you were gone man, she almost smothered Indigo by accident.” Fang said with a small chuckle as Mise started to chuckle “Well I'm glad to see you guys are doing good, I've been meaning to check that game out. Maybe you can bring it next week and really Fang? How big are we talking here?” Mise asked as Eclipse became curious too “Yeah, I got to hear this. And don't worry Mise, if you like hunting dinosaurs and dragons, you'll love Monster Hunter!” Eclipse said with an excited smile.

“Hmm….. let’s see about…. Around the size of G cups, hell crazy enough we used to date….. Were not real brother and sister like Smoke and Butterfly…. It’s kind of a long story really….. Anyway yeah, G cups man.” Fang said to the two as Mise spit out his water he was drinking “Bejaysus and bagora! That’s insane! And I thought Adagio had big tits!” Mise said as Eclipse picked his jaw up off the floor “I...I...h-how is that even possible! And you dated her? You sir are god among men!” Eclipse said as Fang just shrugged.

“We known each other since we were kids….. When I was five and she was around seven to eight, I went up to her with a ring I made with flowers and pipecleaners and said ‘When I get older, I want to marry you Milky.’.... Over time we did, we had fun, went on many dates, watched the stars…… we even….. Did you know, under the stars in the park…..” Fang blushed a bit as Mise smiled “Well you are a very lucky man even though you may not think so, and that is very sweet how you proposed to her like that.” Mise said as Fang nodded a bit “I guess man…. And I think so to this day…. Sadly though our relationship was frowned upon and…. She just did not feel we were compatible together….. So we broke up…. And you already know the rest really….. Except Milky is single again….. Her ex cheated on her….. He’s a low life fuck anyway….. So now I am helping her find a new one….. She does not want me to help her, but I want to help her…. It’s the least I can do since she was always there for me….. She visits a lot to mine and Indigo’s apartment as well you may see her at Sugarcube corner when she delivers milk.” Fang said with a small smile as mise nodded.

“Well, I mean, the good part about all that is, is that you and her are still on good terms, despite what’s happened in the past.” Mise said as eclipse chimed in “Yeah, I mean if you think about it, Canterlot is a place of second chances and new beginnings, if any place is going to offer you a chance to start anew it's here!” Eclipse said smiling as Fang nodded with a warm smile “You know, you're both right on that really….. And hell if I never came here, I could have ended up in jail or in the grave with Junebug and my parents…. So…. I am glad I came here, I found a great girlfriend, have great friends and doing better in school.” He said with a warm smile as the two nodded “Exactly Fang! And to be honest, if I hadn’t come here, we’d both be in jail or the ground, so i'm glad I did.” Mise said smiling as Fang nodded with a smile while Eclipse smiled a bit “Got that right guys, i’m glad my mom adopted me and Cynder, now we are a happy family.” He said as the Fang and Mise nodded.

“So I guess…. It’s like a form of fate you know?” Fang said as Mise began to ponder it “Yeah, almost like some divine force pulled off the paths we were on and put us on a new one, one that lead to great prosperity and freedom, friendship, and love.” Mise said while Fang nodded “Exactly man, and that is the crazy thing about the world, it’s fate that brought everyone to Canterlot, and fate is the same thing that lead us to who we are today.” He said as Eclipse nodded “You are very right on that…. I guess in a way…. This was all destined to happen… one way or another….” He said with a small smile “Indeed, you never know what fate has in store, so you just have to live in the here and now, because you never know when it can all be taken away…..ok enough philosophical crap, who want to see something awesome!” mise said looking at his watch then to his phone and back on to where he was driving “Hell yeah man! I want to see what happens when you drop a fucking ton of C4 in a lake and push the button!” Fang said happily as Eclipse chuckled.

“I feel like we’re going to go full fledge red dawn in camp!” He said as Mise chuckled “More like Red Faction Guerilla! But that's in a few minutes, were almost to the camp by the way. But what i was talking about was, see that pile of dirt over there?” Mise asked slowing down a bit and pointing out towards a construction site in the shadow of what looked to be their destination “Yeah? What about it man?” Fang asked as Mise smirked “You ever seen Dukes of Hazzard?” Mise asked as he rolled the tank in a specific position as Fang and Eclipse nodded “Yeah, it was a really good movie.” Eclipse said as Fang spoke up “Yeah…. Did you get the car from the movie?” He asked as Mise shook his head “Oh even better, you’re riding in it…” Mise said as he revved the tanks engines “Oh sweet mother of faust….. This is going to be awesome…..” Fang said as Eclipse chuckled.

“Guess this means we’re the Duke boys now guys….” Eclipse said holding onto something as Mise soon punched it “GRAB YOUR COCKS AND DROP YOUR SOCKS!!” Mise said the tank went from 0 to 60 in less than 10 seconds as it barreled towards the dirt pile. In the blink of an eye the tank hit the dirt and was almost instantly airborne as Mise blasted the horn catching the attention of everyone in the camp “YEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!” The three screamed from the tank as they flew into the center of camp “Thank you for flying Panzer Airlines! Prepare for splashdown!!” Mise yelled as the tank made a splashdown landing, with surprising almost no damage.

Fang was the first to get up “T-That was….. Fucking awesome man! Let’s do it again!” Fang yelled as Eclipse was laughing “Oh my faust guys! That was so insane!” He said as Mise chuckled “Maybe later, I put some airplane suspensions on this thing, you could go skydiving in this son a bitch.” Mise said he climbed out of the tank as Fang chuckled and climbed out and helped Eclipse out “Sweet! Cause that was fucking fun man!” Fang had said as Eclipse nodded “Yeah! It was almost right out of the Dukes of hazards!” He said as the camp slowly started to walk towards the tank “Mise! How did you get a tank and make it fly!?” a tall man asked as he approached the group. He had long black hair and wore black clothing and a Guy Fawkes mask.

Mise looked behind him and ran up to the man as the campers and and other staff gathered behind “My uncle gave it to me, and very carefully.” Mise said smirking as he he turned around “Eclipse! Fang! Drop your cocks and grab your socks! We‘re burning daylight!” mise said enjoying the sound of his new catch phrase as Fang got off the tank “We’re all ready ready man, we just need to unpack the tank, as well I will have to smoke outside cause I did not want to blow us towards savangarde.” Fang said as he took a smoke out and light it, Eclipse got off the tank as he dusted his clothes off “Nice Skyrim reference, as well he’s right Mise, we need to unpack everything.” He explained as Mise nodded a bit

“Alright, just be careful with the nitroglycerin, you drop a box of that and i’ll be raining body parts. The C4 you can handle like a box of rocks, same with the dynamite and semtex.” Mise said as Eclipse nodded as Fang gave a salute and snuffed his smoke out as he climbed the tank and start to unpack it as he handed the boxes to Eclipse. “We should have it unpacked in no time Mise.” Eclipse said as he gently put down the box of nitroglycerin “Good job boys, and Fang, i’m taking us to vegas for a special occasion anyway, so don’t worry about that.” Mise said as he turned back to see the campers still in shock “W-Where and h-how did you get all that, sir?” a young looking camper asked.

“Uhh, I know a guy…” Mise said not eager to reveal his illegal activity to strangers. “Well Mise, i’m glad you and your friends were able to make it, I have no doubt you’ll make good additions like you said.” V said as Fang wiped some sweat from his brow “Were glad we can join sir…. As well I’m Fang by the way…. But as well don’t worry about my smoking sir…..” He said setting down a case of dynamite “Well we keep the explosives in special storage units, so as long as you don’t smoke within that vicinity or during projects, you’re okay.” V said as he took off the mask to reveal he was just a normal looking guy. “Got you sir…. As well that is good to hear…..” He said tossing a case of C4 to Eclipse as he placed it on the ground “That is a good thing…. We don’t need to be mailed home in bodybags….” Eclipse said wiping his brow of sweat

“Trust me young man, if you get killed here, they're going to have bury you between two pieces of bread with lettuce and tomato because these explosions are enough to turn you into ground beef.” V warned as Eclipse swallowed the lump in his throat “S-Shit….” He set another case of explosives on the ground with the rest as Fang set down the last crate “All clear boss…..” Fang said in a fake tone and chuckled a bit “Excellent, now we can join the rest of the camp. V, what’s on the agenda for this weekend?” Mise asked as V spoke up “alright, you will all, including the counselors, will split into groups of three. We will then practice setting off various explosives in various scenarios.” V said as mise, Fang, and Eclipse, instantly formed their group.

Before the next instruction could be given, a big truck backed up. “Oh hey! It's here!” mise said running over to the truck. Soon enough the truck stopped and dumped out about 100 life-like Principal Cinch statues. “Uh...Mise, it's bad enough we have 1 cinch, why do we now have 100 of them?” Eclipse asked as Fang spoke “Dude…. I have a really big weeping angels vibe right now…..” Fang said as he lit another smoke in worry “Don’t worry guys, these cinch’s are for testing our explosive designs out, in other words, we’re gonna blow them up!” Mise said as he signed for the delivery “Dude…. That is just insane…. I love it!” Fang said as Eclipse chuckled a bit “Guess I can finally get a form of revenge on the bitch….” Eclipse said as he looked at the statues “Exactly! Come on, lets gets a move on!” Mise said grabbing a cinch statue.

The group made their way across the camp to a open field like area. “Ok, now, each group will be given a specially train explosives expert to help with their design and execution. Mise, since i know that not only are you an expert in explosives but you have more than enough to supply an army, you and your friends can do a sort of freestyle, basically have at it and try not to kill anyone but those statutes.” V said as Mise nodded “Alright boys! Let's do this!” Mise said as the three of them got to work “This is going to be fucking awesome!” Fang said as he dragged another statue as Eclipse was chuckling “This bitch is going to get it!” He said picking up one of the statues.

Mise chuckled a bit “This is why were friends, brothers in arms, and high explosives!” mise said as he started molding a block of C4 “Eeny meeny miny moe, I wonder where the C4’s gonna go…” Mise said as he shove the block of C4 up the ass of the cinch statue as Eclipse snickered “I think that’s as much as she can get in real life man.” Eclipse snickered as Mise chuckled a bit “Yeah, next one’s going in the front door…” Mise said as he wired up the C4 to a remote detonation device “Can I push the button?” Fang asked in a postal dude voice as Mise started to think a bit “Hmm, i’ll let Eclipse do the first one, but take a video and send it to Indigo. Hopefully it’ll go viral…” Mise said as he hand the control to Eclipse as he chuckled

“Sweet….” He said as Fang nodded and took his phone out and began to record a video “All set guys.” He said as Mise nodded “Alright. RANGE IS HOT! DETONATION IN T MINUS 5!! Ok Eclipse flip off the safety and set it off when ready.” Mise said alerting everyone who were still getting ready but stopped to see the explosion as Eclipse nodded and flipped off the safety “Safety’s off, were ready man!” Eclipse yelled as Mise nodded as Fang spoke up “Video’s recording man!” Fang said as Mise smiled “Perfect, 3, 2, 1! Fire!” Mise said as Eclipse pressed the button and set off the C4 as it completely destroyed the cinch statue leaving a smoldering spot on the ground.

The three and campers looked at the spot as Fang stopped the video “Dude….. That was….. Fucking awesome man!” Fang yelled as the camp cheered “Take that you fucking bitch!” Eclipse yelled at the spot as Mise chuckled “That's just the beginning, we still got 99 more to go!” Mise said as he got the camp hyped up.

“Mise that was so cool!” one of the campers said as he ran up to the group “where’d you learn to do that?!” the camper asked as mise spoke “V taught me much of what i know, i just add my own creativity.” Mise said as the camper ran back “So what’s next Mise?” Eclipse asked with a big smile “Hmmm...Fang? You still got a cigarette on you?” Mise asked as Fang spoke “Yeah I always have cigarettes on hand, why? As well lit or unlit?” He asked as Mise smiled a bit “Unlit, for now. V! You got a toilet i can borrow?” Mise asked as the campers were curious as to what he had planned “Yeah, there's some stuff like that in the prop shed, if you can move it you can use it. Thats our policy.” V said as mise nodded “Eclipse, care to offer your strength?” Mise asked as eclipse nodded and grabbed the toilet out of the shed.

“Ok, now, to get the dummy in position.” Mise said as he put the statue in a sitting down position on the toilet. “Fang, i’m gonna need your cigarette and a bundle of dynamite.” Mise said as Fang nodded and opened the crate up, grabbing a bundle of dynamite and handing it to Mise with the cigarette like he asked “Here you go man, all set as well I sent Indigo the video, she loves it man!” Fang said with a smile as Mise nodded and took the items “Thanks man, and that's awesome! Now...this is what I imagine were to happen if Artemis and Sonata had a child and they went to taco bell, cigarette is for assestics.” Mise said he placed the dynamite in the toilet bowl and hooked up the detonation system.

“Ok, Fang, this time it's your turn. You ready?” Mise asked as he handed Fang the controls as Fang smiled a bit “Oh i’m ready man….. Let’s light this fucker….” fang said as he hit the switch as the dummy was sent sky high in many pieces and the toilet was blown to oblivion. “Woohoo!!” the guys yelled as they threw their arms into the air.

Just as mise was about to prepare the next display, Eclipse spoke up “Hey Mise, can I try something?” Eclipse asked with a smile as Mise nodded “Sure man! Knock yourself out! What did you have in mind?” Mise asked. Eclipse chuckled, “You ever played Skyrim?” He asked. “I’ve played it a few times, why?” mise said as eclipse perked up a bit more “Let’s just say I'd like to Fus Ro Da Cinch for a while.” Eclipse said with a little twisted smile. Mise chuckled “I see, have at it my friend.” Mise said as Eclipse went to work. “Mise! How much C4 we got left?” Eclipse shouted as he looked at the Cinch target. “Uhh, let's see...about 200 pounds!” Mise said as Eclipse's smile grew, “Perfect. Give me about 20 pounds, and help me set it around the Cinch target.” Eclipse spoke as he picked up some C4.

“I got you man!” mise said as he got to work helping Eclipse set the C4 around the Cinch statue. As they finished up, they got to a safe distance as Eclipse held the detonator and chuckled, “Oh, this is gonna be good. The minute I finish the shout, I'm gonna set it off! Enjoy the show boys!” Eclipse shouted as Fang and Mise nodded. “Fus Ro Da!” Eclipse shouted as he pulled the detonator and blew the Cinch statue as it flew in the air, with missing limbs. As they watched the show, they were having a blast. “WOOOOHOOOOO!!!” Eclipse shouted and started to calm down. “Alright, I've had my fun.”

“Alright, alright, alright! You gonna blow up today!” mise said as he went to the shed and came out with a trombone “Cinch is tired of playing second fiddle to superintendent discord, but I'm sure you’re wondering how she feels about 1st chair trombone?!” mise said as he stood the statue up and duct taped the trombone to it. “Ok, mistro! A note please!” mise said as he finished packing the trombone with c4 as Fang pulled out a stick and began to conduct an air orchestra. “Time for Cinch’s grand solo!” mise said as he back the group and pushed the button. The exploding trombone blew off the top half of the Cinch figure leaving only the legs that just fell down to the ground.

“Thank you, thank you!” Fang said as he started bowing. “Fang, that was beautiful. Truly a masterpiece.” Eclipse said as he clapped his hands at the display. “Thanks man, i’ve never conducted anything before.” Fang said as mise chuckled “you smell that boys?...that's C4, blow a hole clean through most anything, i love the smell of C4 in the morning...smells like...victory!” Mise said crouching down imitating Colonel Kilgore. Eclipse chuckled, “Nice. So…..we done here? I'd say we all had our fun. Unless you have another show for us.” Eclipse said as Mise smirked “oh, I have one more display, but let's wait for everyone else to do theirs first.” mise said as Eclipse and Fang nodded.

Timeskip: 45 minutes

After watching everyone’s displays and putting together their own special display, everything was in place for Mise, Fang, and Eclipse’s grand finale. “Okay everyone, we need to go up to viewing room up on the hill, it's safer and a better view.” Mise said addressing the camp as everyone nodded and moved up to the small bunker like cabin on the hilltop. They looked down to see a giant tarp that was clearly covering something. “We present to you, our grand finale!” Mise said as he pushed a button that pulled back the tarp to reveal a glass and steel structure that was curved at the top and had 4 posts in the corners, with a bunch of Cinch statues littered through out it.

“In true fashion we're gonna pay homage to the biggest explosion in Mythbusters history! The great train station explosion!” Fang said as Eclipse spoke up “Everyone! Sit back, and enjoy the show!” Eclipse shouted as he turned to Mise. “Who will do the honors, sir?” He asked. “All three of us!” mise said as he held up the controls and put a hand on the button, followed by Eclipse doing the same, and Fang putting his on top of theirs. “In three….two….one!!” The three counted down as they pushed the button and set off the explosion which shook the ground and sent metal, glass, dirt, and rock thousands of feet in the air and for miles.

“WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!” the camp erupted in cheer at the sight as they were jumping and dancing around as they watching debris rain from the sky. After a few minutes of watching it rain, the campers made their way outside and back down to the camp “Now THAT'S a grand finale!” Eclipse shouted as he pumped his fist in the air. “Ya damn right my man! Holy crap! That never gets old!” Mise said as Fang was still stunned “Dude….that….was….FUCKING AWESOME!!!” Fang screamed excitedly. “You got that right, pal! So, we done here Mise?” Eclipse asked with a tired smile. “I think this has drained me. Midnight's gotta be worried now.” Eclipse said as mise nodded “Yeah man, come on let's go home.” Mise said as he, Fang, and Eclipse packed up their stuff and piled into the tank. “Next stop, home sweet home…” Fang said as they drove off into the sunset.

Author's Notes:

hey everyone, i just wanted to take second to thank SolarEclipse912 and Tiberious Silverfang for helping me with this chapter. i can safely say with great certainty you can look forward to seeing more collab chapter with three of us. anyway, that's all for now!