Kiss The Chef
Chapter 29: St patrick's day special
Previous Chapter Next ChapterMise was asleep in his bed, subconsciously awaiting the morning, for that day was was his favorite day of the entire year, St. Patrick’s day.
Mise alarm sound an hour earlier than usual, just as he had planned
“Top o’ the mornin’ world, happy St. Patrick’s day!” Mise said to no one in particular.
Mise got out of bed and got to getting ready, he put on his kilt but no shirt, he wanted to show off his old rose tattoo and his new Celtic cross tattoo adjacent to it on the other side of his chest.
Mise got his stuff together along and got in his tank and made his way to the school. on the way he called up applejack
“Hey AJ….yes I know it early….I need you to bring 50 cases of your family’s cider to the school…yes I have cash…ok…ok I’ll see you there…bye” Mise said as he hung up and dialed pinkie
“hey pinkie…ok good I'm glad you’re up…yes it’s good to talk to you too…pinkie listen, I'm throwing a St. Patrick’s day party for everyone at school today and I need you to get the decorations and accessories…ugh, uhh look it up and make it green…ok...bye” Mise said as he hung up again
He drove down the street as he made one last call
“Sup Vinyl…yes yes, I know it’s early…just listen I need you to bring your speakers and turntable…why...because I'm throwing a party…just meet me in the cafeteria…don’t worry celestia could care less I already talked to her…ok I’ll see you there.” Mise said as he hung up and rounded the corner and pulled into the school
“well time to throw biggest and best, and probably the only St. Patrick’s day party this city and school has ever seen. I'm so happy celestia gave us a break from classes. Who’d thought the excuse ‘it’s for cultural education purposes’ would’ve worked.” Mise said to himself as he went into the school to see pinkie already there and had everything set up, along with vinyl and applejack walking in behind him.
“Mise, I have two questions. One how in the hell did you manage to convince the principals to let you do this? And two, why are you doing this?” Vinyl asked
“well I told them that ‘it’s for cultural education purposes’ and because I miss st patricks day and I want to share the happiness it bring to me with all of you.” Mise said as he adjusted his kilt
“but wait, don’t we have classes?” applejack asked
“nope, I got celestia to excuse everyone from classes and give the teachers the option to take the day off.” Mise said smugly
The rest of the time was spend setting up the concession stand and Mise putting together his playlist for the party
Timeskip: the party
The party was in full swing people were drinking the cider, Mise drinking his whiskey, people were dancing to Mise’s music, and having an all around good time
Meanwhile while all this was going on, public enemy number one, blueblood, was over at the concession stand, and was clearly up to no good
“you think you can de-thrown me, well how bout I de-thrown you. Starting with you precious party…” blueblood said as he quickly made his way away from the table
Mise the walked up to vinyl’s DJ stand and grabbed the microphone
“top o’ the morning party people, I'm happy to see everyone having a good time. Now seems as a good a time as any. Let me sing you the song of my people.” Mise said as everyone turned around and cheered
“Gather 'round ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while, and harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle. Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone, and lift our voices in another Irish drinkin' song!!” Mise sang as everyone raised their drinks
“To friends and family gone. Now let's get this Irish party started!” eclipse said as he raised his glass high and midnight facepalmed
Mise continued to sing as people started to gather on either side of and formed a chorus, kicking their legs to the music
“Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more. We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light, then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.” Mise sang loudly
Octavia pulled out her camera and began filming
“well the party won't last forever, but the internet sure will...” Octavia said as she filmed
Eclipse and midnight walked up to her to watch what was happening
“WOOOO!!!!” eclipse said as he chugged his drink and passed out on the floor
“Oh dear, now I have to drag him home” midnight said as she sighed
“I'll help you, you get his legs I'll get his arms” Octavia said as she grabbed eclipses arms
“Thanks Octavia.” Midnight said as she grabbed Eclipse by his legs
“Someone get me another pint.” Eclipse mumbled in a drunken stupor
“Hun, I think you've had enough for one day.” Midnight said
“no problem and eclipse, dear, just shut up before you say something stupid that'll cost you.” Octavia said
By now Mise had ended his song, and made his way over to the trio
“hey midnight, let me know when drunky Magee, here wakes up. I got just the cure for a hangover. Also how the hell did he get this way anyway?” Mise asked
“I'll let you know when he wakes up. and I don’t know, but now I have to explain to his mother why he got drunk at your party, and chances are it won't be easy considering said mother is Vice Principal Luna.” Midnight said as they made their way through the gym
“tell her that someone, not me damn it, let him have booze. i did bring some but it was for myself i had aj bring...her family's...cider...OK, WHO SPIKED THE CIDER!?!?” Mise yelled
"Midnight, why are you wearing pink lingerie? I thought today was Saint Patrick's Day.” Eclipse mumbled in his drunken stupor
“Oh my god, just shut up!” Midnight said as she blushed brightly.
Just then midnight saw Blueblood in the distance snickering “BLUEBLOOD!!!!!!” she yelled know it was him who spike the cider
At this Mise’s spun around in the blink of an eye and his eyes locked onto his target. At this point he had had enough, he could put up with a lot but blueblood just crossed the line
“THAT DOES IT; YOU CAN DO A LOT OF SHIT, ON A LOT OF DAYS, BUT YOU. DO NOT. FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS ON MY PEOPLE'S SACRED HOLIDAY.” Mise shouted as his voice got noticeably deeper and as he drew his claymore off his back and crept towards blueblood
“Mise, please calm down.” Octavia pleaded
Mise ignored the pleas and pinned blueblood against the wall, the tip of his sword dangerously close to blueblood’s throat. By now, everyone had taken notice of this and gathered around to see what was going on
“You get that sword away from me!” blueblood ordered
“Make me, I dare you. You think you're so tough pushing people around like you do? You don't know tough. I've been to war, I've killed enough people to replace this entire student body 10 times over.” Mise said gesturing around to everyone
“I'm not proud, I'm not happy, if anything I hate myself, but I hate you even more. I committed those acts against people like you; I came here to get away from that. I'm not going to let you ruin that. Count your blessings I don't shove a rifle down your throat and blow your guts out from the inside” Mise threatened
“I’m going to have you arrested and locked away!” blueblood countered
“Go ahead, I know I deserve it. But I’ve done hard time in cruel British prisons and POW camps, ones that make prisons here look like pampered country clubs. I’ve been beaten, starved, and left to die. But I lived to tell the tale. So do your worst. and you can’t send me back, I KNOW HOW TO GET OUT!” Mise said manically
“You’re insane!” blueblood said scared
“I know, thanks for noticing, now get the fuck out of here before I change my mind.” Mise as he sheathed his sword
blueblood ran off without incident, try hard not to trip over his own two feet in the process. Miser turned around looking at his friends walked out of the cafeteria without saying anything
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