Octavia was currently sleeping in her bed, snuggled up with stuffed animal Mise had given her

‘No Antonio, I love your cello, and all the instruments you made.’ Octavia said in her sleep as she dreamed about meeting the creator of her Stradivarius.

*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*

Her dream was cut short by the buzzing of her phone. She opened her eyes and picked it up

“Hello?” Octavia said groggily

“Octy, its Mise, I wanted to let you I’m not going, I decided my life with you and our friends is far more important. I already contacted my men and fellow commanders and told them to do what they had to do to take care of the situation, but I'm not leaving and that I'm officially retired.” Mise said

“Oh Mise I'm so happy, please don’t ever do this again. Also where are you now?” Octavia asked

Just then Mise walked into her room and spoke into the phone

“I'm right here where I belong.” Mise said as Octavia ran up to him hugged him tightly

The two stayed like that for a few minutes, just enjoying each other’s company until they heard the tell-tale sound of a camera shutter. They turned around to see vinyl snickering and holding her camera

“Normally I would care, but right now the only thing I care about is being back with the most beautiful girl in the world.” Mise said as he kissed octy on the cheek

“Awww, thank you, I'm so glad you decided not to go” Octavia said

“Wait, what do you mean, I thought Mise was coming to say goodbye?” vinyl asked

“I know it’s early but call all our friends, and I mean all of them, even our friend crystal prep, and have them get over here now. I'm going to prepare a feast, as well as announce my retirement and return.” Mise said

45 minutes later

Everyone was seated in and around the living room, almost all of them were still in their pajamas.

“Why are we hear again? I was just in the middle of great dream about….ya’ll don’t need to I dream about.” Quill said

“Uh huh, well I'm sure there’s a good reason vinyl and Octavia called us over here at 5 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING!” rainbow dash said very irritated

“The reason you’re here is because I'm am too, and I'm here to stay.” Mise said as he walked into the room

“Mise!?!?” everyone said shocked

“Mise is that you, your ghost, or am I still asleep?” swift said asked rubbing his both his eyes at the same time

“No, it’s me and like I just said, I'm here to stay. I decided my life here was far more important than the one I left behind. An in case you’re wondering, I contacted my men and fellow commanders and told them to do what they had to do to take care of the situation, but I'm not leaving and that I'm officially retired. But wait there’s more!” Mise said as he walked into the kitchen

Everyone just looked at each other and murmured about what Mise could be talking about or why he disappeared into the kitchen.

Mise came back out a minute later with a large platter with a silver dome. He set it down on the coffee table and went back to the kitchen and grabbed a stack of plates , silverware, and napkins

“Uh Mise, what is that?” Artemis asked, knowing very well that there was food under the dome

“Well arrow, I'm very glad you asked. And I'm going to show you but don’t touch them until I say” Mise said as he removed the dome to reveal a large pyramid of burgers

“Burgers? Why don’t you want us to touch them?” fang asked

“These aren’t just any burgers. These are special. I’ve been collecting the ingredients for quite awhile now and was going to make these after I got back.”

“So what so special about them?” treble asked

“Aria, you might want to hold Artemis, because these burgers are made with Australian Kobe beef, cooked in Greek olive oil, and seasoned with Hawaiian black lava salt. But that’s not all, they are topped with Italian white truffle shavings, Spanish tomatoes, Egyptian onions, Russian lettuce, Cave ripened French cheese, Hungarian pickles, all put together between brioche buns made with Indian wheat and served with fries made from Irish potatoes.” Mise said

Mise looked around the room with a smirk on his face as he saw some people passed out, most notably Artemis, others were drooling, and some were just staring wide and breathing heavily.

“I’ve accomplished what I set out to do, dig in.” Mise said as each of his friends started grabbing a burger

“Mise, I don’t know how you do it but thank you. This is the best breakfast ever, totally beats the school’s burgers.” Rivet said

“Wait, don’t we have school in a couple hours!?” twilight asked

“Oh my Faust you’re right!” sunset said

Everyone quickly finished their burgers, and some took theirs to go as everyone except Mise, Octavia, vinyl, and eclipse left.

“Eclipse, is there something we can help you with?” Mise asked

“Yes sir, I know you told me I'm relieved of duty, but I still want be of service to you.” Eclipse said

“You no longer have to call me sir, also, question, do you like to cook?” Mise asked

“Sure, I cook for my sister and mother all the time. I'm finding it quite enjoyable, why do you ask?” eclipse replied

“Since you want to help me still, how would you like be become my apprentice? You’ll be working with the finest of ingredients from around the world.” Mise offered

“I would gladly accept.” Eclipse said

“Excellent, we'll start after school. With my help and training you'll be cooking 5 star meals for your family, and you need special ingredients, I’ll be more than glad to chip in” Mise said

The day continued on as normal, aside from the fact that Mise showed up to school wearing kilt, and not just skirt part, but the whole thing.

He received a bunch of odd looks but he didn’t care.

“Mise, I want your help with something, and you’re kilt is perfect for what I have in mind” vinyl said as she approached Mise

“What do you need my help with?” Mise asked as vinyl whispered in his ear

“Oh that’s awesome, how did you get Octy and Artemis to agree to this?” Mise asked

“Well that’s easy, I told Artemis that if he helped I could get his violin privileges back and well Octy, she’s your girlfriend.” Vinyl said deviously

Time skip to lunch

Artemis was currently standing next to a set of speakers holing a microphone while vinyl and Octavia were clearing away some tables to make some space. Soon students started filling in all wondering what was going on

Once everyone was seated vinyl grabbed the microphone and spoke

“Sup people, today you are getting dinner and a show. With the help of myself, Octavia, artemis here and lastly our resident Irishman Mise, we present to you, ‘the drunken Irishman’.” Vinyl said as the music kicked in and she handed the mic back to Artemis who started to sing

“Well an Irishman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, and one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet. Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street, Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh, He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street” he sang as Mise stumbled drunkenly into the cafeteria in his kilt and fell to the ground half way through, much to the amusement to everyone

“About that time two young and lovely ladies happened by, and one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye. See yon sleeping Irishman so strong and handsome built. I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt, Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh, I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt” he continued to sing as vinyl and Octavia casually walked in snickering to each other

“They crept up on that sleeping Irishman quiet as could be, lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see. And there behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt, Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth, Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh, Was nothing more than Faust had graced him with upon his birth” Artemis sang as everyone cheered and as vinyl and Octavia lifted up Mise’s kilt

“They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone. Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along. As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow, around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show. Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh, around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show” Artemis sang as vinyl and Octavia scurried off snickering after leaving something under Mise’s kilt

Mise then got up and hobbled toward a fake tree in a pot

“Now the Irishman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees. Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees and in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes. O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh, O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize” Artemis sang as everyone cheered once again

Author's Notes:

sorry if things seemed rushed also, I REGRET NOTHING!!