Kiss The Chef
Chapter 12
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAuthor's Notes:
its not required to read but this is the chapter where mise meet's Octavia's parents. you can also find the thanksgiving and Halloween chapters here as well
As Mise and the gang were heading back from Octavia’s parents house, they decided to stop at the mall to pick up a few things and something to eat for lunch.
“I still can’t believe you managed to afford all that stuff Mise.” Fang said as the group walked through the mall parking lot.
“Well believe it. I promise you this, I don’t do this anyone.” Mise said as he walked up to the door
“You better not, I don’t need you going broke.” Octavia said
“You have nothing to worry about, now let’s get inside and get what we need so we can go home.” Mise said holding open the door.
The group hit up several stores, with the girls doing most of the shopping and the guys carrying the bags. They eventually made their way to
the food court and set the bags down at a couple tables.
“Ok, let’s get some food, all that shopping made me hungry.” Artemis said
“Normally, I’d made a crack about your appetite but after what happened this weekend, I think I’ll skip it.” Mise said
“That was pretty crazy” Octavia said in agreement
“Yes, but I’m sure it was as crazy as you unruly boyfriend.” Someone said in a snobbish tone from behind the group.
“I’m going to ignore that comment, on the condition you turn around walk away bluebitch.” Mise said getting closer to blueblood.
“And what if I don’t, what are you going to do, you pathetic little peasant?” blueblood mocked
“first of all, who are you calling a peasant, I can buy and sell your ass, and second you don’t want to find out because it’ll be the last thing you remember.” Mise said now getting up in his face.
As was about let blueblood have it, one of his goons beat Mise to it and shoved him into a man sitting at a nearby table
“What the hell, why I ought ta…Mise?!” the man said in a thick Irish accent. The man was rather tall, muscular and had a burly red hair beard and was wearing a nice suit.
“Conor? What the hell are you doing here, and congratulations on the recent UFC championship.” Mise said to the man now identified as Conor.
“Uh, Mise, why is Conor McGregor sitting in the mall and how do you know him.” Artemis asked, completely awestruck.
“I’ll explain that in a minute, Conor, you mind helping with a ‘pest’ problem real quick?” Mise asked looking back at blueblood.
“Pest problem? Aye…” Conor said looking at what Mise was looking at. The two got up and walked over to blueblood and his goons.
“Hey, bluebitch, I tried to warn you not to mess with me, and you didn’t listen. I hope you like vegetables, because you’re about to become one.” Mise said
“Ugh, you again? And what’s with the lumberjack business man over here?” blueblood asked
“Yeah it’s me, and this is Conor McGregor, UFC champion, and the person who’s going to help me put you in your place, the ground.” Mise said as he looked to Conor
“So, ah hear ye’ve been givin ma friend here, a hard time. Well now it time ta take care of ye once and fer all” Conor said as grabbed blueblood by his neck and lifted him up to his face.
“Conor you take care of bluebitch, I’ll take his goons.” Mise as slugged one of blueblood’s goons
“Aye, finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face.” Conor said
“Put me down you heathen, do you know who I am?” blueblood said as he futilely tried to get out of Conor’s grip.
“Oh I’ll put you down, and I don’t give a damn if yer the president.” Conor said as he dropkicked blueblood and as Mise finished picking off his goons
“Well be better get out of here before the cops show up, it’s good to see you again Conor and thanks for your help.” Mise said as he shook Conor’s hand.
“Yeah, that’s probably a good idea, its goo to see you too, and no problem. I better get back to my niece, she’s still sitting at the table” Conor said as he headed back to his table
“Alright, see ya. Well that was fun, but seriously let’s get the hell out of here.” Mise said as he turned to his friends who were still staring in shock of just transpired
“Uhhhh….” Fang said as zap closed her boyfriend’s mouth for him
“Come Fang, let’s go” Mise said as he and zap grabbed him and carried him out of the mall
The gang got out of there before the police or anyone else got there.
“Mise, now that we are in the clear, would you mind explaining how you’re friends with Conor McGregor, UFC featherweight champion, and all around badass?” Treble asked
“Well I guess can explain, our parents grew up together and so we’ve known each other for years. We kind of lost touch after I left Ireland, I don’t think either of our families ever could have predicted that our lives would have turned out the way they did.” Mise explained
“Mise, is there anything else you’d like to share with the class?” Vinyl said imitating a school teacher
“Hmmm, let’s see. Oh I have a whiskey cellar. And if anyone has larceny in your hearts, its guarded by an armed guard who only answers to me and uncle ironsides.” Mise said.
“Just when I thought you couldn’t give the other authors more to work with, you go and give them a whiskey cellar.” Treble said
“Uh huh, well anyway, if any of you want to come over and check it out and maybe a have a drink or two just let me know.” Mise said
Just then Mise’s phone rang, he picked it up and he saw it was Aria.
“Hey Aria, what’s up?” Mise said into the phone
“Octavia texted me saying you have a whiskey cellar, when the hell were you planning on telling me this?” Aria said, slightly irritated
“Well it depends, how badly do you want to try some of the oldest and highest quality whiskeys you’ll ever get your hands on?” Mise said with a smirk as he looked at Aria in the car next to them
“Listen up Irishman, if you don’t take me to that cellar of yours, I’ll break you!” Aria said angrily
“Ok ok, jeez calm down, I’ll take you to my collection when we get home.” Mise said
Next Chapter: chapter 13 Estimated time remaining: 4 Hours, 47 Minutes