(This is a Displaced Story. If you hate them, please leave)
People don't know how agonizing it is being alone for a few thousand years, stuck in a chair the whole time. Let me tell you, it's not fun. Then, this teeny weeny 'Princess' shows up and acts like she's the boss. Oh, and Sparklebutt is there too.
So, how did this happen? It's was probably that angsty Merchant asshole. Should never have bought from him. News flash kids: when a creepy Merchant guy walks up to you with very desirable wares, walk the fuck away. It's a damn trap.
But the worst part of my endless torment? I'm a fucking corpse sitting on a golden throne, writhing in agony as I slowly decay into nothingness.
....fuck you, Merchant Asshole.
And Sparklebutt, JUST. FUCKING. STOP.
(If The Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device)
23 Chapters:
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Chapter One: I have alot to complain about [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 9th, 2015
1,054
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Chapter Two: Meeting the Other Horses [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 4th, 2016
928
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Chapter Three: Discord's Reign and Sombrero. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 19th, 2015
474
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Chapter Four: Nightmare Moon Inquisitorial Spam [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 12th, 2015
587
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Chapter 4.5: Amazing Answers From The Emperor [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 12th, 2015
643
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Chapter Five: 'Fabulous' is a very strong word [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 19th, 2015
965
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Chapter Six: Ponies overreact. Alot [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 22nd, 2015
1,320
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Chapter Seven: Orks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 17th, 2015
3,021
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Chapter Eight: Discord [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 23rd, 2015
2,235
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Chapter Nine: War, Space Marines, and Poker [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 9th, 2015
1,835
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Side Chapter One: Conversion? Fuck That I'm The Emperor You Pricks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 10th, 2015
986
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Chapter Ten: The Emperor Really Hates Tau [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 11th, 2015
2,698
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Chapter Eleven: BAN HAMMER YOU STUPID INQUISITION [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 2nd, 2016
3,123
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Chapter Twelve: What's In The Armor? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 11th, 2016
3,491
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Chapter Thirteen: Corgie Genocide [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 17th, 2016
1,826
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Chapter Fourteen: The Changeligs are Coming! The Changelings are Coming! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 1st, 2016
1,524
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Chapter Fifteen: Shit Happens, SEASON ONE FINALE [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 21st, 2016
1,185
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Season 2, Chapter One, Part I: Mucking about [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 4th, 2017
1,707
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Season 2, Chapter 1, Part 2: Party Interruptions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 4th, 2017
849
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Season 2, Episode Two: The Emperor goes for a walk [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 3rd, 2017
2,158
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Season 2, Episode Three: The Hostage Situation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 25th, 2017
2,974
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Season 2, Chapter Four: Dragons (and how to tame them) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 16th, 2018
2,857
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Season 2, Chapter 5: trouble brews... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 13th, 2018
2,276