"Hell yeah I know how to use it! What don't you get about Swish swish stab, it's a fucking sword dude not a fighter jet." Tucker, Red Vs Blue

PoV: Jak

Location: Ponyville, Schoolhouse

Time: 2:55 P.M. Thursday

It's been two days since Discord was released and everything went back to normal-ish. Now, I'm here waiting for Nyx and Scootalo to finish their assignment. You see, Cheerile offered a job as her assistant for today and promised a few bits. I accepted but tried to deny any pay she might've offered but Cbeerile insisted in paying. So I showed up today with my two daughters and overlooked the entire class and saw at one point Diamond Tiara about to insult the girls but stopped when Silver Spoon tapped her shoulder and pointed at me as she turned around and saw me glaring at her.

The bell soon rang, making the kids get up and pack their stuff before leaving. I got up and walked towards Scoots, Nyx and her friends.

"You four ready to go?" I asked them with a smile. The girls nodded and we walked out.

"Jak!" I heard Cheerile shout behind me.

"Here, thanks for the help." She said as she handed me a bag of fifty bits. I thanked her and made my way outside to the girls. I walked outside and saw the girls waiting for me, so I lead them to Sugarcube Corner for some treats.

We walked towards Sugarcube corner and noticed the town was deserted, which is odd since the kids just got out of school but then again, this is Ponyville. We saw the bakery with lights turned off and the windows shut. I walked to the door and knocked.

"Pinkie, is everything alright?" I said between knocks. The door quickly opened and she took everypony inside. Once I was inside, I could see someponies cowering in a fetal position and some under tabled with the lights turned off. I turned back to look at Pinkie.

"What the hell is going on?" I asked her, trying not to shout at how dumb this is.

"She's here, in Ponyville." She said with a very fucked up demonic voice when she said the word 'she'.

"Listen, I don't know why you ponies are acting crazy but-" I was soon interrupted by Pinkie as she shushed me. I soon heard Twilight and Spikes voice outside.

"Where is everypony?" I heard Twilight ask before she and Spike were pulled in by Pinkie. I sighed as Twilight was brought in.

"Pinkie, what's going on?" Twilight asked her. Pinkie said the exact thing she told me and gained confused looks from Twilight and Spike. Applejack soon came in and told us of Zecora, making Pinkie start singing on how she's evil.

"Hey Twi." I greeted my narefriend with small kiss.

"Hey Jak. Do you know what they're going on about?" She asked, gaining a nod from me.

"You stay here, I'll go talk to the 'evil enchantress' outside." I said as I walked out the backdoor to go talk to Zecora. I walked around the building and saw Zecora digging out some roots.

"Excuse me, miss?" I said, trying to get her attention.

"Yes, strange one?" She asked.

"You must be Zecora, the zebra living in the Everfree my friend told me about." I said to her while putting my hand out in a friendly manner.

"I don't recall anything about your friend, could be that strange pony with a horn above his nose whose wounds I had to mend." She said.

"Yeah, that's Rhino alright, also my name is Jak and is it find if you don't speak in rhyme?" I asked her, gaining a nod from her.

"I've met Rhino not to long ago, he said he was in the forest to try to get used to his new form." She said as she grabbed another root of the dirt.

"He isn't a full pony, he's sort of a hybrid. I found him beaten and dying, so I decided to give him a chance in a peaceful-ish life." I said as I helped her out on the digging.

"Oh no! She got Jak!" I heard Pinkie shout. I looked behind me with a raised eyebrow as I yanked out a root and gave it to Zecora.

"What are you talking about? I'm just helping her out." I said as I stood up. They didn't listen as they started to drive Zecora away. When at the end of the street, Zecora said another rhyme.

"Beware! Beware, you pony folk! Those leaves of blue are not a joke!" She said as she walked out towards the forest. I felt my blood run cold as I looked down and saw that I was standing on Poison Joke and quietly screamed to myself.

"Are you okay, Jackie?" I heard Pinkie ask as she steppes on the poison joke patch along with Twilight, A.J, Fluttershy, Rarity and Dash.

"I'm fine but what you five did was not cool." I said to them as i walked next to Twilight.

"She's evil and had you under a mind control curse!" Pinkie said as she wiggled her fingers when she said curse.

"Pinkie, that's ridiculous." I said to her, making Twilight smile.

"Mind control isn't a curse, it's a spell and curses are a little more severe than spells." I said, gaining a frown from Twilight.

"Jak, curses don't exist." She said to me.

"They do, when your mind thinks it does." I said to her in a serious tone.

"The mind is a very powerful weapon." I said as I walked towards the Library.

"Dad, where are you going?" I heard Nyx ask. I stopped while turning around.

"I'll be home if you need me, this whole ordeal gave me a headache." I said to her as I continued my walk towards home. Once I made it back, I went to mine and Twilights room. It was her idea in sharing a bed and I wasn't going to say no to her, even if I tried. I went in our room, changed and went to sleep.

Next morning

I opened my eyes and closed them again due to being flashed in the eyes by the sunlight. I sat up and looked at my side and saw a sleeping Twilight. I got up to change in my spare Haven City outfit and went downstairs and saw Spike on the counter trying to grab a bowl of gems.

"Hey Spike." I said very tiredly. Even with the amount of sleepiness I had, I still noticed my voice sounded a lot higher. Spike turned around and saw me, for some reason his jaw dropped but he then shook his head.

"What can I help you with ma'am?" He asked as he got down from the counter. I raised an eyebrow at his statement.

"Dude, why did you call me ma'am?" I asked him. What the hell is wrong with my voice!?

"Well that's how I adress mar- wait, you're not pony." He said.

"Really now? I haven't noticed. Seriously Spike, what the hell is wrong with you and is Nyx and Scootalo at school?" I said as I went to find a mirror to see if my suspicions are correct.

"Why should I tell a stranger like you?" He asked as he crossed his arms. I went to the bathroom and saw my reflection.

I felt my eyes twitch as I had grown a psychotic twitchy grin. My grip tightened on the sink but let go as I turned around and started to walk back out. I stopped then kicked the mirror in anger.

I then walked out and went back to Spike.

"Fuck me! Why the hell did it change my gender!?" I shouted in frustration, not caring if I woke up Twilight or not.

"Lady, calm down!" Spike shouted. I could feel my horns coming out, so I breathed in and out to calm myself.

"It's me, Jak, but I guess that name won't fit me." I said to him, making him go wide eyed.

"Dude, what happened to you!?" He shouted in surprise at my predicament.

"Poison Joke, it's like poison oak except instead of an uncontrollable rash, it makes jokes. I guess it turned me into a girl and a damn fine looking one at that!" I said as I looked at myself through a reflection from a silver pot.

"What's with all the shouting down here?" I heard Twilight say behind me. I turned around to see a very tired looking Twilight.

"Hey Twi." I said with an awkward smile as i noticed the floppy horn. I motioned for Spike to keep his mouth shut.

"Jak?" She said as she narrowed her eyes at me.

"Yup, effects from a plant found in the Everfree called Poison Joke and it changed me into a woman." l said while I put my hands in my hips as I saw Twilight about to laugh out loud.

"And before you even start, try looking at your 'horn'." I said with air quotes on horn and giggling a but as she screamed on about it.

"What happened to my horn!?" She shouted as she grabbed the collar of my shirt.

"When you went to check on me yesterday, you also stepped on the plant along with the rest of your friends and they should be here any minute." I said her as I took her hands of my shirt.

Not long after I said that, the rest of her friends barged through the door. We went to see what's wrong with them and saw that Rarity had a massive mane, Pinkie had a swollen tongue, Dash had a large wing and I'm pretty sure I see a tiny AppleJack on Fluttershys shoulder.

Pinkie was trying to say that they were cursed but spat on everyone. I could feel someone staring at me and saw that it was Rarity looking at me weirdly. I smirked as I put my hands around my hips.

"Like what you see, Rarity? Honestly, I didn't think you were that kind of mare." I said as i tried my best to hold a straight face. Rarity blushed as she looked away and i gained a glare from Twilight but I booped her on the nose.

"Okay, can you two stop being all lovey dovey while your still a chick?" I heard Rainbow say.

"Right." I said as I looked form the book with the cures recipe in it and gave it to Twilight. She read the title and threw the book away, making me frown on her quick judgement. I went to grab a piece of paper and a pen and wrote a letter saying that I'll be at Zecoras hut getting cured and put the note on the door. I then light blinked to Zecaras hut and saw Applebloom here too.

"Hey Bloom, what are you doing here?" I asked her, she looked at me weirdly and and somehow knew that it was me.

"I'm here to help Zecora with the cure, Jacqueline." She said as she smirked when saying my female name. I smiled at her joke as I ruffled up her mane. I heard the door open and saw Zecora.

"Morning Zecora, I need the cure." I said to her with an awkward smile.

"I see that you've stepped on the plant." She said with a smile.

"Yup, do you need any help with the ingredients?" I asked her, wanting to help out.

"Yes, if you're familiar with Eco, I need some of the green variety."  She said, surprising me and Bloom.

"Well, I'm half Eco and Applebloom here has green eco powers." I said to her, making her confused at my statement.  I focused on emitting green eco and raised my hand at the couldren, shooting some liquid eco at it.

"How did you come across this ability?" She asked me.

"It's something that I don't want to talk about." I said in dark tone. I shook my head and gave her a communicator.

"Press this button and speak through. Call me when the cure is finished and I'll be here as soon as possible." I said to her, gaining a nod from her and blinked back to Ponyville. I saw Rhino and Pyro walking through town and saw me.

"Jak!?" They both said as they noticed my clothing. I rolled my eyes at them as the walked towards me.

"What happened to you and why are you hot?" Pyro asked, making me mad. I punched him in the side of his arm.

"Ow! Why!?" He shouted as he rubbed his arm.

"Shut the fuck up man!" I said to him as I turned to Rhino.

"Hey, I'm dating Applejack but you still look good." He said in defense.

"Right, I forgot about that." I said, remembering his relationship with AppleJack.

"You still haven't answered my question, you bitch!" Pyro shouted, earning a kick in the nuts.

"I'm still very fucking pissed that I'm a girl now and I guess I automatically hit the nearest dumbass next to me." I said with a laugh as Pyro was clutching his manhood in pain.

"I may not find this fair but it's hilarious!" Rhino said before busted out laughing. Pyro then took out healing potion and drank it.

"Not funny." He said as he got up. I felt my communicator vibrate. I took it out and pressed the answer button.

"The cure is done, there was a minor setback." She said, putting more emphasis on minor.

"I said I was sorry okay!?" I heard Rainbows voice through her end.

"Anyway, you need to head over to the spa." Zecora said before hanging up. Before light blinking away, I delivered a strong punch to Pyros manhood again and blinked away.

I then appeared in front of the spa and went inside, telling the receptionist that I had to be here for the poison joke cure and lead me to a pool with the cure in it and the mane six inside. I blushed at the sight and shook my head as I went in the pool. I relaxed as I slowly sunk down completely and coming back up as my normal self again.

"By the way Jak." I heard Applejack say.

"Jacqueline, really?" She said with small laugh.

"It was your sisters little joke, not mine." I said as I got out of the pool.

"Also, Fluttershy don't be mad but I might've punched Pyro in the dick...twice but he's fine as long as he's got healing potions." I said, gaining a surprised look from her.

"Why though?" Twilight asked.

"He was the closest guy I could hit." I said as I sat down on a chair.

We stayed there conversing back and forth for a while before one of the staff members told us we needed to go. After waiting for them to put on their clothes and paying, the girls went their separate ways and me and Twilight went for a lunch date.

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