"The first rule of making a bomb, is make another bomb." -Baron Praxis, Jak 2

PoV: Lokzii

Location: Old Everfree castle, weapons lab

Time: 10:00 A.M.

"You fuck! That's not a fucking arm, its a leg! Now fix it!" I yelled out to my brother in frustration while pointing at the mismatched body part.

"Why do you even care!?" He shouted back.

"I... Why do I care all of a sudden?" I asked out loud. ' Why!?' the question thats burning everyones mind.

"Just fix it, okay?" I said trying to move on. Al looked at me in a weird way.

"Dude, you need to go chill out. I'm pretty sure that you're stressed out and having the occasional mind fuck." He said as he began to disassemble the leg.

"Yeah whatever!" I shouted as I threw a wrench at him but missed as he dodged it and continued to disassemble the leg.

"I'm going to see how Jak is doing." I said as I began to make my way out of the lab.

"Tell him I said hi!" was all I heard before I teleported to Ponyville.

PoV: Jak

Location: Outside of Ponyville, open field used for training

Time:10:15 A.M.

"Um...are you sure this is safe." Spike said to me as he got ready to use the fire shout.

"It's perfectly fine dude." I said to him reassuringly.

"Alright then." He said shrugging his shoulders and inhaling a large amount of air.

"Yol toor shul!!" he shouted, creating a blazing inferno that was heading right towards me.

"Fo krah diin!!!" I shouted creating a sub-zero blizzard, freezing the flames in place.

"See Spike! Perfectly safe!" I yelled at him.

"That was awsome!!" I heard a voice shout out from above me. I looked up and saw Rainbow Dash hovering above me and Spike.

"Jak, you have got to teach me that!" she said as she grabbed the collar of my jacket, shaking me madly.

"Stop it!" I shouted at her while taking her hands off my jacket.

"Why do you even want learn how to do this?" I asked her.

"Because, it's awsome!" She answered.

"If I say yes will you shut up." I said to her. This was supposed to be a simple demonstration for Spike.

"Okay." She said as she landed next to Spike, ready to learn.

"First, how much of a fast learner are you?" I asked her.

"Well depending if it doesn't haves math and/or geography, I'm pretty fast.Why?" she asked me.

"Alrighty then, first we need to teach you how to speak dragon before you can shout." I said to her, beginning the first lesson.

It took two hours for her to start speaking in Dovahzul, so I moved on to the shouts.

"You have to keep a clear head when you're going to shout or else it just backfire." I said to R.D as Spike was teaching her the Unrelenting Force. After Spike taught her the words, now all she needed to do was shout. She inhaled a large amount of air.

"Fus Ro Dah!" She shouted at the target sending it flying towards the sky and hit a large bird.

"Ow fuck! Really, right now! This is not my day is it!!" I could hear the voice of my brother Lokzii, I looked up and noticed that the large bird was indeed Zii.

I bent down, grabbed the rock and threw it as hard as I could, hitting hard enough for him to look down at me. As he looked down, I did the only thing I could think of, I flipped the bird at him causing R.D to start laughing and Zii to fly down in an attempt to hit me.I ducked as he zoomed past me and hit then tree behind me.

"I hate you." He said giving me a glare.

"No you don't!" I said to him as I put out my hand to pull him up.

"Thanks." He said, grabbing my hand and pulled himself up.

"Now, can you tell me what you're doing?" I asked him as I repeatedly poking him on the shoulder.

"I came here to see how you're doing." He said, grabbing my finger and bending it the wrong way with a loud snap

"Is that all? I'm pretty sure that you still haven't finished your suit yet." I said to him while putting my finger back in place.

"Yes I've finished the suit but I need an actual tux." He said as he began to walk to Raritys place.

"Alright then, see ya later." I said to him, he replied to me by flipping the bird.

I saw sparks of eco on the floor and a blinding light. When I got my sight back, I saw that it was Al teleporting.

"Wheres-" He didn't finish what he was going to say cause I pointed at the direction Zii went. He thanked me and hauled ass while yelling like Dr. Zoidberg. I turned back to my students, giving them a bemused look.

"Come on, lessons aren't done." I said to them as I walked back to them.

PoV: Alduin

Location: Ponyville

Time:12:20

I'm in a fucking hurry. Why you may ask because I just fucking remembered that today is the Gala and I still haven't gotten a suit for me to go. So here I am hauling ass to Raritys place as if I was Zoidberg from Futurama. I explained to the higher-ups out there.

I kept running, trying to catch Zii until I remembered that I could zap him with Eco to get his attention. 'Un-fucking-believable!' I thought as I aimed a finger at him and shot a bit of dark Eco. It made him feel as if he was stung by a bee.

"Fucking bees! Fuck off!" He shouted at the air while rubbing the arm I shot.

"You need to chill the fuck out man!!" I shouted at Zii, as I walked to him.

"I'm just stressed out man, today is the Gala and our big reveal to Celestia and Luna. I just don't want this to be a big fuck up." He said sadly, still rubbing his arm.

"Dude, you know nothing is going to go horribly wrong, bad maby but cheer up man." I said to him, putting a hand on his shoulder.

While I was busy trying to cheer up Zii, I didn't notice Rhino being chased  by the CMC and their newest member, Nyx.

"I refuse to accept this outcome! I am a warrior and refuse to be bested by a group of fillies!!" I heard Rhino shout as he ran by us, Zii and I looked at each other in confusion then back to Rhino.

"Come on Crusaders! For Victory!!!" Shouted Nyx, followed by shouts of agreements from the rest. Applebloom still has the leaper lizard, Sweetie bell looked like a fucking mage, Scootalo was using the Jet-board while holding a wooden sword and Nyx was flying.

"Yeah!!!" They said as they ran towards the direction Rhino went.

"I'm going to need a minute to process what just happened." Zii said while rubbing his temples.

"Agreed." I said as I sat down to contemplate what the hell happened.

'Error 404: Brain not found. Please reboot system for repairs, thank you and have a nice day. Were the only thing going through my head for a few minutes till I broke out laughing my ass off.

PoV:Twilight

Location: Carousel Boutique

Time: While Alduin and Lokzii were trying to rationalize what they saw

"Oh, Darling I'm so happy for you!" Rarity said after I told her that I had a date to the Gala.

"You must tell me who it is!" She said.

"But-" I was about to say but she interrupted me.

"You must!" She said putting a little more emphasis on must.

"But I didn't-" I was again stopped by Rarity.

"You mus~t!" She said as she got closer to me.

"It's Jak! There you happy!?" I said trying to push Rarity away.

"Jak!? Really? I never thought you two would go together." She said as she wakled away.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I asked feeling offended at that remark.

"I'm just saying that Jak is a different species, one that exists in legend and you're a pony that likes to study a lot." She said. I looked down in sadness.

"But what if I do like him? It's not like everypony will shun me for who or what he is." I said to her, getting a little angry.

"I'm not trying to offend its just- wait, did you just say you like him?" She asked me, not even finishing her first sentence.

"Um...yes" I squeaked out.

"Oh~, this is wonderful news!" She said in a very exciting manner.

"But I don't know if he likes me back." I said to her, making her stop her little celebration.

"Why do say that?" She asked as she sat down on the couch next to me.

"Well look at him, he's smart when needed to be, he's a great father to Nyx and Scootalo, he's handsome, funny and an all around great guy to be with and I'm just me, Princess Celestias personal student, an over studious mare and I'm not pretty." I said to her.

"Darling, you ARE beautiful and I'm sure he sees that too." Rarity said as she put a hand on my shoulder in a comforting manner.

"Thank you for that. I don't know what's making me think these negative thoughts but I've been having them since he asked me out." I said to her with a smile.

She was about to answer but was soon interrupted by some shouting coming from outside. We both got up to check what it was, she opened the curtains andwe saw Rhino being chased by the CMC and their newest member with fake swords and shields.

"Stop fleeing coward, you'll never escape us!!" Shouted Nyx as she landed next to Scootalo.

"I'm not fleeing! I'm making a tactical retreat, it's two different things!!" Rhino shouted back while he was getting ready to run.

"No their not! Crusaders, charge!!" Said Applebloom riding Jaks leaper lizard and pointing her wooden sword at Rhino.

"I refuse to accept defeat!!" He shouted as he activated what looked like wings on his back.

"I've got to thank Jak for this." He said as he started to fly away until Nyx got on his back.

"If we can't kill you, I will tame you!!" She shouted as she grabbed the fake wings and guided them back to the ground. As soon as they were at a safe distance from the floor, Nyx used her sword to destroy the wings, tied him up and dragged him to Celestia knows where.

"Nooooo!!!" He shouted out as they continued to drag him away.

After that was finished, Rarity closed the curtains again and we made our way back to the couch. When we sat back down, I looked over to her and saw that she was trying to understand what we both saw just now.

"I think I should go check on Spikes lessons." I said as I got up. Rarity waved at me without looking.

I went ahead and left to go check on Spike. While I was going through town, I saw Lokzii and Alduin pass by, heading towards Raritys boutique. Alduin was laughing like a maniac while Lokzii was trying to ignore him.

"Shut up! It wasn't even that funny!" Lokzii shouted at Alduin.

"Ha, you know that didn't make any sense and was funny as hell!" Alduin said before breaking into another fit of laughter.

"We should've helped Rhino!" Lokzii continued to shout.

"That would've ruined it!" Alduin said before breaking into a full sprint.

"Get back here! You twat!!" Lokzii said as he started to sprint towards his brother.

I continued my walk towards where Jak teaches Spike.

PoV: Jak

Location: Training grounds

Time: while Twilight made her way here

"And remember, never use the whirlwind sprint unless you know where you'll end up, I learned it the hard way and ended up with a broken arm and both my legs broken." I said to R.D and Spike after teaching them the whirlwind sprint shout.

"How exactly did you brake your bones? Rainbow asked.

"I thought I could sprint over a large chasm, I didn't." I said making her laugh over my misfortune.

"Why would you think that!?" Spike asked trying hatd not to laugh with Rainbow.

"I don't know! If I'm not mistaken, I was drunk off my ass." I said putting a my hand on my chin, stroking my goaty in deep thought.

I was interrupted from my thoughts by some shouting. I looked over and saw that it was Rhino shouting while being dragged by my leaper lizard with the CMC and Nyx while they were wearing what looked like armor made from boxes and carrying wooden swords.

They were dragging him back to their clubhouse, I turned to Spike and Rainbow and noticed their looks of pure confusion.

"Let me go~!" I heard Rhino shout at them.

"Never!!!" The girls shouted at him simultaneously. I turned back to my students while massaging my head.

"Lessons today are over! Rainbow be back tomorrow at ten." I said gaining a mindless nod from her as she kept looking at Rhino being dragged away. After that I made my way back to town.

On the way, I saw Twilight making her way towards Spikes location. I walked over to her.

"Hey Twi." I greeted her.

"Oh uh, hi Jak." She said nervously.

"You will not believe what I just saw earlier." I said to her.

"Rhino being chased by the girls wearing cardboard armor and holding wooden swords?" She asked, now trying to hold her laughter.

"Yeah, Spike should still be back there trying to understand what happened. Anyway, I'll see you at eight." I said to her giving her a quick peck on the cheek and walking away.

PoV: Twilight

'He just kissed me on the cheek! That has to mean something!' I happily thought to myself as I continued to walk towards Spikes location while putting my hand on the cheek Jak kissed. Next Chapter: The Gala part 2 Estimated time remaining: 3 Hours, 9 Minutes