Hey, I'm the real hero here. You can call me... "Orange Lightning!" Zazaziing!”— Daxter, Jak 3

== 2,000 years ago: the Arena of death ==

After the gates open to the Arena, well there was this huge ass obstacle course with some orbs scattered around.

"Let the first part of the trial BEGIN!" Damas yelled out.

Daxter and I wasted no time on running. We were collecting orbs left and right as a team.

(If you want to know what happens exactly play Jak 3 prologue)

After we finished collecting every orb around the course a loud horn blew through the stadium signaling us that we finished. We walked up to the elevator platform to go to Damas.

"Well done, the both of you. Now it's time to show us what you've got in combat." Damas said while standing up and walked toward s the edge. "Prepare the arena for full combat!!" He announced getting the crowd to cheer. I looked over to Daxter.

"You ready for a fight?" I asked the orange Changeling. Daxter looked at me with the face of ' are you fucking shitting me?'.

"Of course I'm ready. These guys are going to get their asses beat by "Orange Lightning" Zazaziing!" Daxter said while doing the orange lightning routine.

"Right." I said.

"Challengers take your stations!" Damas yelled out. Well it's now or never.

We got down to the fighting Arena. Muradours were running at us with swords drawn. Dexter took the left side and I took the right side. Let me tell you we make one hell of a team.

30 minutes straight mowing them down until I heard a noise that i despised.

*Click* *Click*

"Fuck I'm out of ammo." I yelled at Dax as my fist met a Muradours face.

"What a coincidence I ran out to!" Daxter yelled back as he was dodging a Muradours sword like a pro.

"You know what?" I asked the Muradour. He looked at me confused.

"FUCK GUNS!"I said as my eyes turned black. "FUCK AMMO!" I grew horns as I yelled that part. "AND FUCK YOU!" I yelled as I jumped in the air.

"DARK BOMB!!" I shouted as I punched the floor from my descent of the air cousing a Dark Eco wave to pulse through the Arena floor.

The look on the Muradours face was of pure fear when the blast consumed him and all the other Muradours. So this is what being Dark Jak feels like.

"Uh buddy you okay?" I heard Daxter say with fear. I turned to look at him.

"Yeah I'm fine just really pissed off." I said as I changed back.

"I'm pretty sure that was Dark Eco. So care to explain how that was possible with out it, you know killing you?" Daxter said as we came up to the elevator platform.

Once we got up we are greeted with a very surprised Damas. We knelt down in respect to the king of Spargus City.

"Is there something you're not telling me, animal man?" Damas asked as he got up from his throne.

"I've been experimented with Dark eco for the Metal head wars in Haven city." I said to him. He looked like he wanted to know more.

"The one who conducted the experiment. Was it a Stallion by the name of Praxis?"He asked me.

"Yes and his captain of the guard Errol." I said to him.

"Anyway, congratulations you two on completing both your trials, here this is a battle amulet win three more Arena matches and you'll get citizenship and you now have access in and out of the city and last a gun mod for your weapon." He said as he gave us the amulet piece, the city pass and the reflector gun mod for our guns.

I'm ganna like it here I just know it.

== The present ==

"Come on Dad it's time for breakfast!" I heard my daughter Nyx say as she was jumping on me to wake me up.

"I can't brain today, I have the dumb." I said to her. I heard her giggle at that.

"Come on or your pancakes will get cold!" she yelled at me.

"Puncake!" I said as I got up from the bed. I grabbed Nyx and made my way downstairs.

I was greeted by Spike making pancakes.

"Dude it's about time you got up!" He said to me as he handed me and Nyx a plate.

"Hey I may have saved the world becoming a god like being and combat racing for fun but that doesn't mean I don't like to sleep." I told him. Nyx and Spike looked at me with confusion.

"Did you really do all that or you just messing with us?" he asked.

"I saved the world about three times. Ask Celestia she knows." I said as put syrup on the pancakes.

Twilight walked down lacking some clothes so I covered Nyxs eyes and yelled out.

"Seriously Twi have some decency!?" i yelled at her gaining her attention.

She looked at her clothing and teleported to her room and came back dressed in casual clothing. I uncovered Nyxs eyes.

"What happened?" Nyx asked.

"Nothing!" Me and Twilight said simultaneously.

"But I heard-" Nyx didn't finish the sentence.

"NOTHING!" I shouted.

She's to innocent to know what happened. Today is going to be weirder.

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