Zergling Drone #4853

Dear MAs Bosspone

Hi is me your SIKRET ZERGLING SPAH

reproting from PONYWAH ISLAND

I figgerured out murderpone

ples listeen

THE CULPRET IS DARK TEMPAR

Dark tempar hiding in body of PONY CALLED TOMMYRUM

I give proofs nao

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PROOFS 1 ONE:

Protosx is smelly race

They ias always smell of dump poops

AND I AM ZERG

I know aboot the bad smelllllls!

And the Protosz is bad smelz ALL THE DAY EVERY DAY

I disguize mysef as Pone pone call LITTELMOFF

so dat I can smell every pone in village

by go to bed with them

Then I smell them while they are SLEEP.

I SLEEP WITH EVERYPONE

Tommyrum smells bad

LIKE OLD LEAF

AND TIGER WANG

he is protoz dark temprar.

PROOFZ 2TWO:

Protzoz EATING HABIT

Protozez do not has MOUTH

They cnanot put LOVELY CRICKET IN MOUTH

DELICIOUS CRIKET

They cnanot put LOVELY WORM IN MANBIBBLES

TASTY WORM

Protoz has no manbibble.

THEY EATING THE SUN AND LIGHTZ

And drinkz throgh skin.

Like DIRTY PLANT

THIS IS PROTZOZ BIOLOGGY

acoarding to wiki

TOAMYRUM

ALSWYAS SLEEPING IN DAY

IN THE SUN

ON STREETS

He is sleepeaeting

HE IS ALWAYS

LYING IN PUDDELS

ON HIS FAEC.

He neavar eats FOOD or PIGMEAT

Only has bottle to por water on his hed

Always dunkling head in WATER BARREL

He is protzreoz dork tmeprar.

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PROOFS 3 THIREE:

PROTOSS BAD SPEKALING

MY WRITELING IS BAD

Bezucs I am zerg.

TOMMYRUM SPEKALING IS BAD

Bezuc he is Protzsoz.

Protarz SPEAK IN THE BRAIN NUTS

THey has no mouth

Cannot word!!!!!

TommYrum is not practiz the speak!

He SPEAK LIKE CRAZY BASTAD

NOPONE UNNERSTAND HIM

SunsPot pone always say to hims: “Spak clearar, you dumb dronken haff-twit!”

HE SPEK LIKE WET ORANGE

like failed badger

Becuz he no speak in life

He is protoz Daek templor.

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LAST NIET

I has the NIETMEAR

I am FRIGENTEN

they will FIND ZERGRNG

and KILL ME WIATH SPEAR

I am zergring in body of DIRTY HOOKER

ONE DAY THEY WILLL NOTICE TEH SLIME

I anwat to leave on BOAT

but BOAT IS NO HERRRRRRRRRRE.

Plz send boat.

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Murdrar of Pettydough is Tawmmyrum

Pettydough is High Temprar who is hunting dark temprar

So Dark temprar kill first

DARK TMERPRAR.

DARRRRRRRK TEMMMMMMPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr

chehgkkgkgkkk

I am tierd of being a spah

too many pensises in the mouff.