Oh how I missed this. The sweet smell of destruction, to quote Jackal's favorite movie quote. "I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING!"

We were riding in an empty field, because the guys were stupid enough to bring the two dirt bikes and Sand Rail and we were tearing shit up. Now did I skirt on my duties as a father, a little. Were my wives going to be pissed with me? Incredibly, was it worth it? Every second.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Jackal cackled as he flew overhead on his dirt bike. He always did like taking to the sky. Now I feel the need to make some hills and trails in the empty fields that I owned. I can do that later, right now I was having the time of my life with my best friends again.

I was grinning like the Joker on ecstasy because right now nothing to stop my fun.......until Celestia appeared in front of the Sand Rail and I had to stomp on the brakes. I looked at her like she grew a second pair of tits. "Are you insane!?"

"I could be asking you the same thing." Celestia said with her arms crossed.

"You always take the fun out of everything." I pouted while in the dune buggy.

"And you are a father, you can't go goofing off whenever you feel like it." Tia pointed out.

"Yeah well I was stressed, and the guys are only here for a few days." I retorted.

"Speaking of which, how did you all get back in Equestria? I thought that you only had the one time thing." Celestia asked Luke who was in the passenger seat.

"Discord found a loophole." Luke said. "We can stay for a two or three days at the most without upsetting the balance of things."

"Makes sense." Tia said then turned back to me. "Why didn't you at least wait until you had some free time before going out and goofing off?"

"Because dirt bikes." I replied, needless to say that she wasn't amused. "And no you can't have any."

"Just get back inside before I sic Pinkamena on you." Tia threatened.

"You wouldn't dare." I said.

"I've been very stressed signing over the rule to Luna, dealing with snotty nobles, and have been handling five screaming babies." Tia walked around the vehicle and got right in my face. "Try. Me."

I looked to my friends. "Could you guys help?"

Luke then smirked and kicked me out, got in the drivers seat and said. "Not our kids, not our problem." He shifted the vehicle into drive and took off with the others laughing the whole time.

I got up and dusted myself off. "JACKASSES!" I yelled at them and started to walk back to the house with Tia until a 1970 Chevrolet El Camino pulled up next to us with Bogeden at the wheel, Jackal in the passenger and Luke in the back.

"Get in the vack." He said.

I helped Tia into the back of the car and sat next to her across from Luke and stared at him. Then he said. "Dick."

"Bitch." I replied to him, I tapped on the back of the glass and Bogeden started to drive back to my house. "Where'd you put the bikes and Rail?" I asked.

"Discord said to leave them in a place and said that he would take care of them." Luke shrugged. "I don't know why he has such an interest in us."

"Discord is the physical embodiment of chaos. You guys are very alike with him." Celestia explained. "You all naturally tear up things, but leave it in a repairable state. Your sense of chaos appeals to him so he brought you over so he could cause chaos but not be directly responsible."

"How would you know all of that?" Luke questioned.

"My husband is one of your best friends, he tends to think out loud and tell us stories from time to time." Celestia said as she enjoyed the ride.

"Mickey never could keep his mouth shut." Luke sighed.

"You could never keep that dick trap you call an anus shut either." I shot back. "You're lucky you don't have an STD." I looked to the side and saw the clock tower. Then I had an idea. "Hey Tia. Do you know whether the clock tower is in use or not?"

Celestia looked at the clock tower. "I don't know, you may have to ask the mayor. Why?"

"Because I have a wicked idea." I smirked and looked at Luke. Then he instantly shook his head.

"No."

"Why not?"

"It's too much work." Luke said.

"I know someone, she's a DJ. She could hook us up with the good stuff."

"I'll give you that, but there's still the expenses."

"I'm married to a princess." I started to grin.

"We still need permission." Luke sighed again.

"That wasn't a no~" I sang.

"Shut up." Luke said as we arrived in front of my house. I got out and helped Tia out of the back of the Camino. Luke jumped down and whistled. "You got pretty lucky here Mick."

"Nah I just invented a few things that came from earth. I had them patented, except for the seatbelt." I shrugged.

"Of course you did." Luke said as all five of us went inside. With the guys help we calmed down the five screaming children. I was busy bouncing Cobbler in my lap while Luke had Cupcake. "You're not bad at being a father Mickey."

"Is that the closest thing I'm going to get to a compliment from you?" I asked.

"Better cherish it." Luke replied.

Popper was busy doing his disappearing act but with Jackal on his tail, he was going to get worn out quick with a semi-feral friend. Which means that Popper was out of it in 15 minutes. Jackal put him down in his crib, "He is wild." Jackal said.

"Coming from you? That is saying something." I said to him. Bogeden was busy singing a Russian folk song to the other two.

"I noticed that some of your children have heterochromia, are there any other traits they got from you?" Bogeden asked.

"Their toes." I said.

"That's oddly specific." Luke said.

"Yeah I know." I said as we put the rest of the kids down to sleep. The guys followed me into the kitchen and Jackal started to help Spike with the food for dinner. "Would you guys mind staying for dinner?" I asked them.

"I could go for a bite to eat." Luke said.

"No complaints from me." Bogeden added.

"Can't wait to see what type of equestrian cuisine they have." Jackal said.

The girls got home from their jobs soon after and were greeted by the shock of my best friends playing darts in the living room. I soon explained to them how they were here and let them sit down.

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"So then I heard Mickey call out my name." Luke said. "He told me that the guys had a plan to bust me out. The next thing I know is that I hear a engine rev up and the brick wall comes crashing down. I see these two dipshits in the back and Mickey is at the wheel of a goddamn monster truck."

"So then I yelled, C'mon jackass we're either gonna take ya or we're gonna leave ya." I said. "Either way something is gonna get run over."

Then everyone started to laugh Tia sighed. "You guys committed a crime so you could get your friend out of jail?"

"I'm not saying that it was right or justified. But yeah." I said to my wives.

"Never change honey. Never change." Twilight said.

Author's Notes:

Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out. I'm probably going to end this story about around 100,000 words. Hopefully I'll be featured on something by then but until then. Enjoy!