Twas the night of the Grand Galloping Gala and Twilight Sparkle was sitting at the open bar grumbling about how she didn’t get time with her mentor, she had been hoping to compare notes and discuss magic with Princess Celestia but the insanely inefficient line of nobles kept her distracted. Instead of wasting the evening Twilight bid her good night and slipped off missing the frown that adorned the Princess’s face momentarily before she schooled her features returning to her tedious task.

Twilight had just finished her second wine when the bartender gave her a glass of amber alcohol, noting the confused look on the mare before him he said “It’s mead mi’lady courtesy of the Princess.” He pointed towards a roped off booth area which was strangely vacant save for the beautiful princess of the night who wore a smile on her face as she noted Twilight looking at her. laying on her barrel legs tuck under her, her forelegs crossed over. Princess Luna beckoned Twilight to come to her with a flick of her right forehoof before laying it back on the seat.

Picking up the beverage that was given to her in her magic. As she made her way over to Luna the rope was covered in a light blue glow which then lifted it out of the way, as Twilight slipped through closing shortly after her.

“You know Princess the drinks are free tonight?” Twilight asked before taking a sip of her drink. Luna chuckled.

“We doth Twilight Sparkle, but that dost not mean they canst use my private reserves which that drink comes from doth it?” Luna replied as she levitated a small keg up from the floor.

“Wait how long has this aged for?” Twilight asked

“That is a glass of Honeystead reserve mead 0500 AF(After Founding). So roughly 1500 years give or take a year.” Luna casually informed Twilight who almost spit taked but remembering the rare and expensive drink she had in her mouth stopped and swallowed.

Twilight shook a little bit “A keg of that even of the relatively small size you have there could buy canterlot and all it’s nobles 3 times over!”

Luna smiled at her again “Indeed Twilight We hath had several noble wine collectors bankrupt themselves just for a taste of it.” Luna sensing Twilight’s distress she continued, sighing “Doth not worry Twilight We wilt not asketh thee to pay Us. For saving Us from the nightmare not even my whole stockpile of it wouldst even come close to a pittance of what We owe thee. So relax and enjoy it. Come sit with Us We wilt regale thee of our own feats of bravery liketh we wouldst in the oldest of mead halls. We hath noted a lack of our stories in the annuls that fill our palace. ‘Tia told us that thou wouldst like to hear of such forgotten lore!”

As the hours passed Twilight paid rapt attention to the Lunar goddess before her, she knew she wasn’t actually a goddess, but Luna’s beauty, that smile the mare wore as she excitedly told her tales to perhaps the only pony who would not flee from her. Any other word used to describe her would pale in comparison.

She had been nursing this crush on Princess Luna ever since they met, when Luna was depowered and looked like an adorable little filly fresh to the world.  Of course or at least in Twilight’s mind, Princess Celestia would never allow her to be with Luna. So Twilight Screwed up her metaphorical courage and downed her latest glass of mead and picked up the keg and opening the tap drinking straight from it, chugging it all.

Luna now sat still wide eyed at Twilight who was downing the keg “Twil—.” Luna started but eventually stopped as Twilight had put her hoof up in the universal gesture of hold on. As she continued to watch in slight awe at the bookish mare before her chugging the mead keg, a thought slipped into her mind unbidden I wonder how long she can hold her breath?

Realizing the errant thoughts she was having about her first friend in this new modern and bohemian era, she mentally reprimanded herself Twilight is off limits, she surely isn’t even into mares. the thought caused pain to shoot through her heart. And even if she wert why wouldst she want an old nag like Us?

Twilight had long since finished the keg and now watched the beautiful mare in front of her frown, Twilight now in her highly inebriated state thought A frown shouldn’t be allowed to mar her face! Sure of herself and full of liquid courage Twilight sidled up to Luna and nuzzled into Luna’s neck causing her to flinch out of her stooper in shock as she looked down at drunk mare.

“Don’t be sad Luna, maybe I can help turn your frown upside down. S-such a beautiful face shouldn’t be sad.” Twilight smiled as Luna looked down on her, an incredulous look on her face. Twilight darted up and locked lips with the Princess of the night. To say this development was a shock (no matter how pleasant) would be an understatement. Twilight leant back to gauge Luna’s reaction. Luna’s mouth hung open, Twilight wilted ears pinned against the sides of her head as she took Luna’s reaction as rejection just before she turned to leave Luna stirred and a smile crept onto her face.

After the initial shock Luna darted forward wrapping Twilight in her arms and pulling her close causing the startled mare to “Eep!” as her mouth was now receiving an encore performance that she had given Luna.

As the two deliriously happy mares made out Princess Celestia trotted up to them, having completed greeting the nobles, as she came upon the scene, her jaw dropped.

“Luna, I know how you can repay me, let me lay claim to your maidenhood and your body, let me—” Twilight leaned into whisper the last part “Love you.” Twilight and Luna wore matching blushes.

Twilight started charging her magic as Luna looked up and saw Celestia looking at them in shock and a mild horror as she realized what they were going to do. Luna smugly smiled at her before disappearing into the ether of Twilight’s teleport.

Celestia turned to a nearby guard “Tell the guard to search every room in the palace for Twilight and Luna, tell them to run interference, wherever Twilight teleported with Luna to it’s certainly not for wholesome fun!”

The guard fidgeted “Uh your Majesty why would you want to ruin your student and your sister’s fun?”

Celestia glared at the guard “Not that it’s any of your business, but I must stop them from doing something they’ll regret!”

“Permission to speak freely?” the guard asked.

Celestia cautiously nodded.

“Well your Majesty it’s not your business either, despite their inebriated state Twilight didn’t leave under duress in fact she took the initiative and even being drunk can’t make you fall in love or have feelings that don’t exist.”

Celestia flinched and glared at the guard harder, getting the message the guard galloped off to fulfil his orders, against his better judgement. You don’t cuntblock your student or your sister! it’s just bad form. and Faust knows Twilight needs to get laid, being so high-strung and to get Princess Luna as a bed mate for her first time she is one lucky mare!

Several hours pass as the guests started filtering out, a guard ran up to her and saluted, luckily it wasn’t the one she sent off. She nodded “Well did you find them!?”

The guard taken aback by the force in her voice tinged with desperation, he shook his head to clear it “No your Majesty they are not in the palace, we check all the rooms including your sister’s and your room. The latter just incase your sister decided to rub it in your face that she bedded your student by doing it in your bed.”

Celestia raged inside, but a mere quirk of an eyebrow in slight interest was the only outward sign she acknowledge this information.

Twilight opened her blurry eyes slowly as the light that had crept through the curtains of her room and struck her face. Closing the curtains and her eyes again, she burrowed deeper into the warmth beside her, it smelled like the crisp cold night air paradoxically for something so soft and warm.

She froze as she felt legs wrap around her body and pulling her close as a hoof gently stroked through her mane. cautiously she opened her eyes only to be greeted by a wall of midnight blue fur. A brief look upon the gentle smiling face made one salient thought go through her mind Oh, it’s just Princess Luna. briefly she went back to close her eyes only for her to freeze tensing up. When her tired mind finally processed it Princess Luna’s in my bed! Oh no Celestia is going to kill me!

A piercing pain shot through her head and her VulvaOwww, Buck! My head's on fire! and why the Buck is my Vulva sore That train of thought was immediately derailed, flipped over several postal codes and landed smack dab on the moon by the kiss Princess Luna had just gave Twilight under her horn.

“We art gladdened that thou art finally awake, wouldst thou liketh breakfast, We hath been keeping it warm for thee, Twilight.” Luna stated levitating breakfast over on a tray, breakfast included eggs, haybacon and pancakes. The tray also held a single rose in a small vase. there was also a mug of coffee steaming gently as the aroma met Twilight’s nose.

“W-w-what are you doing in my bed Princess Luna and why can’t I remember last night and why am I sticky and sore…” Twilight lifted the bed covers revealing a blood stain. “Oh my faust is that blood!?” She asked, she began panicking as she was trying to figure out whether she was extremely Lucky or extremely unlucky, for losing her virginity to her crush Princess Luna. Which, until she was certain, that a certain sun princess wasn't going to force her into a crossbow wedding or send her to the moon for defiling her sister, she was going to withhold judgement on that.

“Tis simple dearest Twilight, We coupled last night after thou somehow managed to drain a barrel of my best mead the best and rarest in the land i might add  at the grand galloping gala all by thineself and proceeded to lay claim to Us! Proclaiming that thou wouldst make a mare out of us,”Luna said as she stifled a giggle as she looked at Twilight with half lidded eyes. As Twilight shrunk down and blushed beet red.

”Thou shouldest hath seen ‘Tia’s face!” Luna said as she laughed. meanwhile Twilight’s cheeks were trying their hardest to be compete with the heat of Celestia’s sun, she was thoroughly embarrassed by her antics and hoped that Celestia wasn’t disappointed or embarrassed because of her.

“Unfortunately, or not, if thine screams of pleasure wert something to go by.” Luna teased as a smug smirk found it’s place on her lips.  “Thou didst not know that We didst not hath our maidenhead anymore or that it wouldst be Us whom made thee a mare!” Luna teased before she was laughing heartily again as Twilight tried to hide, only to freeze once again as the last sentence was parsed by her addled.

“Pri-Princess L-L-Luna H-H-How did you make me a mare, if you are a mare?” Twilight asked stammering and sputtering, she had an idea as to how but didn’t want to believe it despite evidence to the contrary. Luna lifted the covers with her left foreleg and lifted her left rear leg in tandem, Twilight’s pupils shrunk at what she saw just passed where Luna’s breasts lay something only stallions are supposed to have. Luna was now grinning lecherously at Twilight. Twilight could feel her cheeks heat up again as she tried to avert her gaze.

“Liketh what thou seest dearest Twilight?” Luna purred teasingly.

“Yes. I mean no! Oh, Princess Celestia is going to buck me to the moon for this!?” Twilight  tried to hide under the covers again.

“Twilight come out from under there, Our sister wilt not harm thee and even if she wert to try, We wouldst protect thee from her. Thou art not the first mare, We hath had in Our bed or in this case your bed.”

The embarrassment and fear she felt disappeared and it was replaced by anger.

“So is that all I am to you an easy lay!?” She shouted.

Luna cringed backward her ears fallen flat against her head.

Shaking her head side to side she replied “No Twilight! That is not what thou art to us, thou art much more than that and dost not compare thyself to those whorses, those gold diggers! Let Us explain, please!”  Luna begged Twilight as she held her tighter.

“I am listening.” her tone was curt and to the point, she would be lying if she didn’t feel hurt.

“Twilight, those mares never loved Us, it was always either a political ploy by Celestia, or mares who wert after Our crown and money. They never cared about Us, Our needs or Our feelings.” Luna sneered.

“They never cared for Us and what is worse is that they wert flagrantly flouting that fact in court. One day We caught them saying how easy We wert, how if they pretended to love us they could get more power, needless to say We wert furious and banished them and their kin and they wert lucky that ‘Tia had convinced Us not to geld them publicly for their transgressions. But thou wert different Twilight. Thou may hath been drunk and despite what some foals think, that saying something while drunk doesn’t count, it does, being drunk only lowers inhibition Twilight and the way thou art feeling and acting now shows Us this is true, if this wert merely a one night stand you wouldn’t care. Twilight unlike those whorses thou want Us for Us and that shows that thou sincerely care about Us, and even though thou worries about how thou sayeth it, during the party. Tis my wish that thou be with Us Twilight sparkle. Thou hath Our heart, body and soul from now and forever. We love thee Twilight, and thou deservest Our love, We only ask thee to be honest with Us and thyself. ”

Twilight shrunk back her anger dying out, “You love me princess Luna?” she asked in a whispered disbelieving tone fidgeting with the bed cover.

“Just Luna my love. No titles between us.” Luna said as she wrapped Twilight in her wings and legs.

Twilight closed her eyes enjoying the hug but spoke “Luna, I love you too.”

Luna squeed like a school filly and held her tighter. Twilight felt a warm liquid drip on her inner rear leg reminding her of what she and Luna did and without protection and so close to her estrus too.

“Luna, um how fertile would you say you are?” Twilight asked as her cheeks heated up.

A coy expression met her eyes as she looked at Luna’s face. “Well Twilight, if thou wert in estrus thou would almost assuredly be a mother within 11 months. Alicorn are more fertile than other ponies but seeing as thou art not—” Twilight cut off Luna

“Actually Luna, I am in estrus in two days and sperm can survive up to a week inside the womb. you’re going to be a father.” She smiled sheepishly.

Twilight had the high honor of watching all the color drain out of Luna’s face as she stared off into empty space.

“I’m going to be a father?” She slowly as the words echoed in her mind.

“Oh buck ‘Tia is gonna kill me!” Luna cried

“Wait what!?” Twilight screeched in confusion, panic evident on her face.

“Um, well ‘Tia may not care that anypony is with Us, she doth care about who is with thee—”

Twilight heard a door slam open “Princess Celestia!?”Spike shouted out in surprise followed by stomping hooves climbing the stairs as a familiar voice shouted “Luna get your flank out here and release Twilight! I’ll give you till the count of 10, then I am coming in!”said celestia as she teleported in looking around she marched up towards the bed that held Twilight and Luna and glared at Luna.

“That wert not a count of ten sister!” Luna whined.

“Twilight come with me now, it’s okay you’re safe now.” Celestia said but Twilight retreated and held tight to Luna’s barrel.

“No! I will not leave Luna, just because you think she took advantage of me, Princess she hasn’t done anything wrong. If anypony deserves to be punished it is me.” Twilight hung her head in shame “I have defiled your sister.” she said as she stood herself between her mentor and her love.

Celestia snorted derisively “As if she was filed to begin with.”

“Hey!” Luna exclaimed.

Celestia paused for a moment an eyebrow raised at Twilight’s behaviour the only sign of thought going through the solar diarch’s face, then she scanned the both of them for spells.

Please be mind control! Please be mind control! Please be mind control!

“How Dare thou thinketh We wouldst brainwash her or enchanted Ourselves to make us irresistible doth thou honestly think that nopony canst love Us without being forced to! Dost thy caring for thine student, really maketh thee think We wouldst stoop to such a level! Wert We alone We’d hath choice words for thee sister” Luna spat the last word with obvious venom in her voice.

Celestia backed up ears laying flat against her head turning away in shame tears filling her eyes No spells at all!

“I am so sorry Lulu, i-it’s just Twilight has never displayed any interest in romance or in anypony I just assumed she didn’t want anypony.” Celestia explained

“The reason I didn’t want a romantic interest Princess was because I was trying to make sure I’d never disappoint you with my studies, because of that I had no time. I was also drunk last night Princess and before you rudely barged in here.” Celestia flinched back if slapped, she had only been trying to save Twilight from the amorous advances of her sister.

Is my opinion of my sister really so low, that I can’t even imagine a mare or stallion wanting to be with her? Let alone my faithful student.

“I was discussing it with Luna and I have come to the conclusion that I want to be her marefriend.”  Twilight said as she turned and smiled warmly at Luna who was now crushing her in a bone crushing hug from behind and had a massive smile on her face as she rubbed her face against Twilight’s.

No! No! No! No!

“Luna~! Not in front of your sister~! Also can I have my air back I think I need that to stay alive!” Twilight complained stealing a glance towards Princess Celestia who now wore a bemused smile, both at Luna’s affectionate display and Twilight’s adorable discomfort momentarily forgetting her melancholy, Luna pouted but eventually complied and released her.

“And there is another thing. Don’t kill either of us but. Soon I’ll be hitting estrus.” Twilight said sheepishly.

“Why would I care about that? Oh… .” Celestia said as comprehension dawned on her she  blushed and looked away

She’s having Luna’s foal too!!!

“How soon?” Celestia ask cautiously.

“A couple of days” Twilight squeaked out.

What Twilight expected was anger perhaps even disappointment, what actually happened was Princess Celestia, ‘sol invictus’ was Bouncing in place and squeeing like a hyperactive filly on sugar and caffeine.

No!! I am always the aunt and never the mother/father!

“I am going to be an aunt again, and this time it’s not because I adopted them!”

“Um, Prince—” Twilight was interrupted by Celestia’s long legs grabbing Twilight

“Please Twilight, call me Celestia, Tia or better yet big sister I can’t wait for the wedding!”  

It’s the best I can hope for, I can’t let this ruin what Luna has found, Faust knows she had problems before her banish. So many ponies used her, she needs somepony who genuinely loves her.

“Prin- Celestia, we haven’t even started dating properly yet! I want to get to know more about Luna before I marry her, and while I will marry her when the time comes. Regardless I would rather it was on more than she is a good friend, she is hot and a great lay!” Twilight Exclaimed.

A snort of amusement emanated from Luna, “Worry not Our most beautiful Twilight We shalt be getting very well acquainted.” Luna wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.

Twilight sputtered, squeaked and Blushed so deeply she’d give a tomato a run for it’s money as a peal of laughter came from the two sisters.

“Oh LuLu don’t tease Twilight too much, this Library’s insurance doesn’t cover fire caused by embarrassment!” Celestia teased.

And nevermind Luna what about twilight the perpetually socially awkward little mare deserved somepony who loves her and isn’t too much of a bucking coward to admit it! I was not blind to her obvious crush on me when she was still my full time student, the lust filled glances the dopey love sick look on her face, when I praised her and then suddenly the looks stopped while the need for my praise and not disappointing me remained in their place was nervous glancing about, the fidgeting, the nervous chuckle. it had hurt so much to see her like this, because of my own inaction.

It wasn’t until Twilight had freed my sister and her moving to ponyville did I really notice that I had lost something precious. Don’t get me wrong I knew I shared her feelings but I was her teacher, I couldn’t show her. I couldn’t let the press slander her for nepotism.

When she left the palace it was so empty, so cold without the excitable filly walking with me. I even had the vain hope that I could have made her my consort now that she was a journeymare. I had hoped that giving her two tickets would have been enough of a hint though in hindsight it was stupid, and it was all confirmed when she asked for more tickets for her friends to last years gala. That night I cried myself to sleep because, I had failed and because I was too much of a coward to mare up and ask her to be my mare. it was of little solace that she spent the night with me when I was stuck greeting all those foalish nobles! and this year was all the same except Twilight didn’t stay and instead left and only hours later did i find her nuzzling up to my sister! Who was reciprocating like a boss, (I think that’s how you use that phrase,) seeing them together hurt so much more when Twilight announced her intentions. She wasn’t nearly as quiet as she thought she was if the blushes of several of the guards, waiters and guests were anything to go by.

What hurts the most is I am the one pushed Twilight into my sister’s legs, when I should have confessed as soon as I saw her or back when I actually had a chance!

Luna nuzzled into Twilight as she looked up and saw Celestia’s smile falter.

“Um, Luna do you think you can check on Spike? I haven’t heard from him since his last outburst.”

“Ofcourse.” Luna kissed Twilight on the forehead and smiled exuberantly as she left.

Twilight grimaced as the tone of the coming conversation was serious. “So Celestia how long have you been hiding your feelings for me?”

Celestia gave a start rearing up as her eyes widening in shock, before letting her head fall.

“I realised shortly after leaving you in ponyville.”

Twilight sighed “Celestia, that was 3 years ago. You had plenty of chances to tell me!”

Tears finally fell from Celestia’s eyes “I know, I know I have lost my chance to. I. I had meant to tonight but the stupid nobles got in my way it’s I… I have got to go be… alone!!!” more tears fell down Celestia’s cheeks as she rushed down stairs blowing passed Luna nearly knocking her over. Luna gave chase only to see Celestia mid flight teleporting.

Concerned she went up to see Twilight, who now had tears flowing down her eyes.”Twilight what’s wrong? Why did ‘Tia run away. didst thou tell her she’s not maid of honor?” When Twilight didn’t respond to her jest.

“What happened Twilight?” Twilight finally looked up and pulled Luna into a hug, “It’s best if she tells you Luna, it’s not a secret I want to keep but I feel it is for her to tell you not me. Go to your sister my love I fear she may do something stupid in her grief.”

Luna nodded solemnly and Teleported leaving Twilight alone to her tears.