“How! What is this!?” Sombra yelled staring at the now golden Dillan.

“Oh you know Ultimatrix logic, it has none.” Dillan said smiling but was surprised by a blinding light. After the light faded, it’s source was, surprisingly an Umbreon, with a rather flat muzzle.

“Wait what?” He said “I meant to teleport  baaaaaoooohhhh…. That fwoump distracted me and I accidentally teleported without think again, didn’t I?” He face...pawed. “Right then, where am I I?” Looking again he notice Dillan and Sombra.  

“Hello Shiro.” Dillan said waving. “I'm Dillan, a deadpool alternate.”

“ Ello, and what?” He replied “ And no I don’t how do you know me, I know you're breaking the fourth wall. Crazy stuff for the win, am I right?”

“Damn straight, but give me a sec.” Dillan said using super speed to ‘teleport’ behind sombra and used a ka-me-ha-me-ha to knock him out of the castle. “Ha, all bark no bite.”

“Uh, he’s coming back, already.” Shiro butted in “Alive or dead?” He asked

“What?” Dillan said.

“Kill or no kill, do you want him dead or alive?”

“Oh… no kill, I want him to pay for his crimes, unless he goes too far.” Dillan replied activating his ultimatrix. “Ultimatrix! Unlock fusion function” He said.

‘Due to the upgrade that function has always been available master’ The ultimatrix beeped.

“Sweet an Ultimatrix!” Shiro interrupted, then looked in no particular direction “Don’t alway just google things, Crimson.” *Shiro we’re in someone else's story, let's not screw with them*

“Nice right? Ultimatrix genetecule!” Dillan yelled shifting into a fusion of a shiny mewtwo and cell first form. “He's right you know.” *don't sweat it* Another voice called out. “The buck!?” Genetecule said looking everywere. *I'm your god, more or less, and i'll only pop in from time to time. Also… Sombra`s back.*  

“Right!” Said Shiro, as he snapped his dewclaw, and was now wearing a pair of yellow tinted lenses glasses and a australian hunters hat, holding a sniper rifle. Taking aim at Sombra’s rapidly approaching figure, a song began play after he fired a duck from the barrel.

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tHUPv7SYdQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tHUPv7SYdQ [/url](Crimsoin’s AN: Ignore the Spy part)

After Shiro fired the last shot a voice suddenly called out  “DUCKS BONUS!” *Merasmus, go away!* “Piss off, big head!” I sa- “Crimson, third person, remember?” Right Shiro shouted in an Australian accent.

“Nice, can you hold him off while I charge an attack?” Genetecule asked. Shiro started firing more attacks as Dillan\genetecule Rose his hands to the sky. “I call upon the  mountains, I call upon the trees, I call upon all life on equus, give me your strength!” Once he said this tiny lights started to come into him. “Good, just a little more.” He said as shiro was knocked back words. “You OK?” He asked him. Shaking his head making a goofy noise, he nodded afterwards and said “Let me at em!” Jumping onto his hind legs with boxing gloves on with an electrical current zipping about.

Spinning his aim in a whinmill fashion, he dashes after the Sauron Rip-off. “I can not be be defeated, mongrule!” “Ye, shut up ya Sauron Rip-Off!” Shiro said, before jumping upward doing a flip, then bursting into flames that look much like a eye “ You can never hope to accomplish his evil.” Shiro said exactly in the Evil-Eye’s voice. After which he landed back onto the ground, boxing gloves still on hit Sombra with right hook. “Yest' u tebya!” (C.AN: Russian for have at thee! Есть у тебя!) He shouted.

“What happened to you?” Dillan said.

“Don’t question it.” Shiro replied

“I thought Pinkie pie was bad… but you're much more awesome and crazy!” Dillan said as the spider bom formed.

“Outdated references for the win!”

“Ok, hey do you know any psychic type moves?” Dillan asked.

“ Yep. Psyshock!” Que the attack on Sombra. “Why?”

“I was hoping you new psychic so you could paralyze him long enough for me to hit him.” Dillan said.

“Nightmare Hold!” A pair of black hands shot out of the ground, one grabbing Sombra around the head, the other his neck. Sombra at first struggles to escape, however he suddenly started screaming in terror. “That should hold him, but make it quick! Pokemon moves aren't as strong as my chaos powers, even though this is a custom move with chaos powers, but still.”

“That's fine, look up.” Dillan said, making shiro look. Above the castle was a sp ret bom the size of a planet. “I decided to kill him.” Dillan said as he launched the bomb straight towards sombra. Shiro quickly jump over the bomb… somehow maneuvering around it, till he was straight above it. He touched it, making it a darker shade of red with little bit blue “Avarence!”  He then kicks it, making it go faster. The bomb hit Sombra exploding with red and blue colored sparks , Sombra screams were silenced by the bomb annihilating him. The skies were filled with brightly colored ‘rain’. “Ya turned into colored rain, ya bloody wanker!”

“Thanks for the help shiro, but how'd you get here? I didn't know that you could teleport through the multiverse.” Dillan said.

“Wait wut?” Shiro said confuzziled, then looked annoyed “ ‘Confuszziled’? Really?” He scoffed “Whatever, what do you mean by multiverse?”

“Haven't you heard of the multiverse theory?” Dillan asked him shifting back.

Stretching his neck to meet with Dillan at eye level, he said “Nope! Well sort of, I know the basics, but what does that have to do with anything?”

“Everything man! You aren't on your Equus anymore, you literally teleported across dimensions into mine.” Dillan said laughing. “OK, your a displaced right?”

“A what now?”

“OK, were you a human before going to your equestria?”  Dillan asked.

“Yeah, not sure how I got to Equestria, last thing I remember doing was falling asleep after read Past Sins for the fifth time.”

“Dude… Nyx best Filly right!? And really? Wow then I guess you're a different  type of displaced then.” Dillan said looking at him. “Also give me a sec, Ultimatrix Cordio!” He said shifting into a Namekian, and pulling out his blue and green dragon balls. “you wanna summon him?” Dillan asked. “His name's Shenlock.”

“Hell yes!” He said, before blinking and said “ Wait Shen-lock? Don’t you mean Shenrong?”

“Nope! I named my dragon Shenlock in order to be original hence the colors of the balls.” Dillan explained.

“All right then.” He shrugged “Get em out here.”

“I thought you were going to summon him? The balls and name are different but almost everything else is the same.” Dillan said. “Shenlock we summon you to grant our wishes.” Dillan yelled. The balls began glowing a blue color before they exploded in light. The dragon Shenlock was once again before dillan, and shiro. The dragon was porunga  size but had demon wings and was blue. Shiro whistled at the sight, and waited politely for Shenlock ‘ That's going to need getting use to’ to speak.

“Yea who have summoned me, speak your five wishes now.” shenlock said.

“Five?!” Shiro said.

“Yes, I created these to help those who need helping: no immortality, no evil wishes, and they stay in one spot after use.” Dillan said smiling at shiro's look. “Those are the differences.”

“ Too bad they can’t affect me… I could get rid of this Whooping Cough… For Now I have to stick with antibiotics*

Shrio cringed a little a that “Sorry dude but that's what happens when you're the author.”

“Try some cough syrup, and no worries, its cool. Shenlock, I wish that everything that was damaged was fixed.” Dillan said “Other than Sombra!” Shiro added.

“Your wish is granted, however the castle will be repaired once I'm done here now speak your next wish!” Shenlock said as canterlot was repaired.

“Damn, I didn’t even know this was Canterlot!”

“You can use the next ones, and don't worry like I said this isn't your planet so don't worry. Plus I'm a prince here so don't worry.” Dillan said.

“Eh…… can’t really think of anything, I mean, no offense Shenlock, I am a chaos spirit/being/god so I can just conjure anythingn up.” Then he brighten up “Oh there is one! If you please, I would like to be immune to the Elements of Harmony, blasted on accident or not, UNLESS I turn evil or something!”

“Your wish is granted, next!” Shenlock said.

“You do know he could give you a mega evolution of your choice-” Dillan said being cut off.

“ Oh HELL YES, erm.” Shiro clears throat “ I would like a Mega Evolution, without the need for a mega stone, though just for no reason in particular  I can only use it three time a day.”

“Your wish is granted, two left!” Shenlock said.

“What about… a second mega? That was a different type.” Dillan suggested. “Like charizard x or mewtwo x.”

“Eh, why not, but for the lols, if I try to transform into either one, it will be random.” Shiro said, then thought of something, but waited for Shenlock.

“Your wish is granted!” shenlock said.

“Oh… right if you take too long he reads your mind, I forgot.” Dillan said. “Try transforming.”

“ One last thing first.” Shiro said “ Shenlock, I wish to know why Kristina appeared in my world. She’s not a Displaced, is possible to return her to her world?  

“The one known as Kristina is indeed a displaced, she was sent to your world after buying a sun stone from the merchant. The displaced cannot permanently return to their home Worlds, only visit in disguises.” Shenlock said returning into the dragon balls repairing the castle.

“So… what now?” Dillan asked.

“Mega Evolution, baby!” Shiro said, and immediately was covered in a bright light.

When the light faded, Shiro had grown slightly bigger. The circle on his forehead became a crescent moon with the lines being more streamlined. The ears change from their round oval look to a more Raitch like, though more pointed. On his shoulders were a blue fabric looking similar to shoulder guards. His claws, which acted like a cat's, were sharper and lined with silver. Behind him, three more tails had spotted, this time thinner and silver rings, as in the Jewelry, atoned them. On his side, from his torso were two arcs of gold. Opening his eyes, they were softer, and silver colored.

“Skoteinó!” Shiro hollered after the transformation was finished.

“Nice, this the first one? Or the second?” Dillan asked. “And how about a battle?”

“I think the first one” He answered.

“Uncle Dillan!” They heard someone shout.

“Oh no.” Dillan said. “If Nyx sees you she'll be scared, lets go somewhere  else.” he said to shiro. “That OK?”

“Awww, I was ho-” Shrio stopped after he noticed how different his voice sounded. It sounded much like Celebrimbor from Shadow Of Mordor. “ Sweet voice. But if we must.”

“You want to meet Nyx don't you?” Dillan said with a knowing smirk.

A quick flash and Shrio became normal “ More like squish her with a hug!” He said, also smirking.

“Fine, their here anyways.” Dillan said as the doors were thrown open as Discord, Screwball, The CMC, the elements of harmony, Spike, and the princesses came in. Just instantly jumped into Dillan's arms.

“Uncle Dillan! You're alive,” Nyx said.

“Uncle Dillan? Lucky.” Shiro said, still smirking.

“Who's this uncle Dillan?” Nyx asked.

“OK, everypony and body” Dillan added after seeing a look on shiro's face. “This is shiro a new friend of mine, and shiro I take it you know everyone.”

“Well everyone from my world, but not… erm the pony with funny eyes, er no offense.”

“None taken!” She said.

“Shiro this is my mare friend Screwball, she's Discords daughter.” Dillan told him. “Also, after I helped Nyx with some stuff, her and the other crusaders along with diamond tiara and silver spoon started calling me uncle.”

“Cool. Greetings and Salutations ladies and gentlemen!” Shiro said, bowing politely.

Dillan then whispered something into nyx's ear. “That OK?”

“Why?” She said.

“Just trust me… and be careful.” He said as Nyx walked up to shiro and hugged him. Dillans laughter from the look on shiro's face was very loud. Shiro then lightly hugged her back, with one leg.

“You like that? I figured I owed you one after you helped me.” Dillan said as they hugged.

“Dude, it’s been well over a thousand years since I was last hugged by anyone.”

“Really? I would of thought that Fluttershy from your world would have given you a hug, and you believe me now about the multiverse thing?” Dillan said pointing to the anthropomorphic ponies.

“ I a freaking Umbreon with powers of Chaos, that can travel to other Worlds, and has meet you, I’ll believe anything at this point.”

“True, so how about that battle?” Dillan asked.

“Battle? You are not thinking of fighting him my son.” Luna said glaring at Dillan.

“Wait son?” Shiro asked

“She Adopted, after some s *yeah* t about my real family.” Dillan said looking to the sky. “Thank you crimson.” He said not noticing the looks everyone except shiro gave him. * If there's a chance for a funny censor I’m taking it!*

“So battle?” Dillan asked again. “ I can also splice your DNA with another Pokemon's if you want.”

“No need, and what are the rules, beside no killing obviously.” Shiro said, demonstrating by turning into a Dratini and back.

“What rules?” Dillan said transforming into a draconequus and teleporting everyone to the outskirts of ponyville. “Shall we begin?” Shiro then glowed, before becoming Lucario and getting into a fighting stance. “Lets.” He said, before forming a Aura sphere, with a small bit of black in it, and launched it him. “Aura Sphere!”

Dillan simply backhanded it into the forest. “Child's play… ha pun.” He said. “Ultimatrix.”

Befor he could say anything else, the Aura sphere came back and hit in the back. “Aura Sphere always hits it target.” Shiro said smirking “Fossilized Beating!” He called, I large chuck of energy that formed into a bone, not bone rush, and dashed for him, aiming from a right swing. Dillan used super speed to dodge the blow and used his new wings to fly into the air.

“Ultimatrix! Doomsday!” He yelled using instant speed to land before transforming into a shiny houndoom and laughed a ball of fire at shiro. “Fire blast!”  

Shrio slammed his knuckles together, a red circle appearing, before cupping them together to his mouth and blew “Fire Dragon Roar!” The blast of fire equaled that's to the fire blast. Dashing with Extreme speed, he meet up with Dillan “Mach Punch!”.

“Protect!” Dillan said a bubble forming.

“Shadow Force!” Shiro Shouted, phasing through the protect and hitting Dillan.

“Ultimatrix! Ground shaker!” Dillan yelled shifting into a shiny groudon. “Fire spin!” He yelled. The current of fire hit shiro square in the face.

Shiro Grunted a little. “ Going Legendary already are we. Fine then.” He then transformed into an Articuno.

“You do know ice is weak against me right?” Dillan said.

“Yeah I know, I want to make this interesting.” Shiro said, then glared at Dillan “ Bansheeeeeeeeeee!” He screeched loudly causing shockwaves doing little bit of ice damage, but a lot of ghost type damage.

“Nice, you know I never thought I would be in a Pokemon battle one day.” Dillan said smiling. “But you have to admit this is fun!” “Mud bomb!” He yelled hitting shiro's wings disabling them. Shiro humphed, before mummering “ Ice Notch” The mud froze so much it became ice effectively turning his wings into blades, while still being able to fly. Dirty ice, but still.

“Nice!” Dillan said. “Ultimatrix! Nightmares!” He said transforming into a purple darkrai. “Nightmare syndrome!”

    Shiro, acting quickly, transformed again, unfortunately getting rid of the ice blades. However, what came out was Not a Pokemon, it was Humanoid, its skin, which was all it had plus bones, was a charcoal black. Four spider like limbs sprouted from his back, and his skull was upside down, with a single purple eye glaring at him “Graaa!” Shiro’s jaw snapped open like a snake's, sucking in the Nightmare Syndrome, though some did hit him. “Demortle…” he rasped, before him left arm transforms in a boney blade, and charging at him using the four spider legs, he was surprisingly fast.

Dillan cover it just in time to avoid the blade. “Ultimatrix arachno ghoul!” He shouted transforming into his ghoul scan that he got from Albert. He then summoned his kagune and knocked shiro out of that form, who wasn't paying attention and almost hit Nyx. “The fuck man!”

“Where the Hell did she come from!?” He was so sure they were still a couple miles at least aways.

“She ran up closer to watch, I didn't think either  of us would have hit her… sorry I should have told you. You OK Nyx.” Dillan said.

“Yes… what was that form?” Nyx asked.

“I'd like to know that too, i've never seen it before.” Dillan said to shiro.

“ I call it Demortle. Came up with it myself, I took a little inspiration from ghost freak, if you wondering about the head. You see, Demortle, is a , or at least what I imagine it to be, a beast of Nightmare, lituartly. Not only can it create and devour Nightmares, it IS a Nightmare. Dark Magic in general is weak to it. Also they come in ranks similar to the ranks of ants.”

“Does it have DNA?” Dillan

“Yep, otherwise it would only exist in the dreamscape, I take it you want to scan it.?”

“And you, along with any other forms you can take that aren't Pokemon.” Dillan said with a grin.

“ I have my own custom Pokemon.” Shiro said, before transforming into a Drake the stood two heads higher than Dillan. The scales were black, while the underside was silver. The wings, instead of being dragonic, well the frame was dragonic, were feathered. The feathers were steal though, and very sharp. The drake had three eyes, one on its forehead. The two horns the looked a little like a crown were short. Its tail blade was shaped like a sickle, though it wasn’t very long. It also had a metal mask on.

    “Scurildran!” “Still working on the name…” His voice was guff with a little of a skretch

Dillan just looked the creature up and down before pointing the ultimatrix at it and sending a yellow light over it. He then transformed into it but he was a different color. “What weaknesses?” He asked.

“ It's a Steel, Dark, Dragon type, however, a hidden ability it has will half the super effective damage, not nulife it though. So, Fairy, Ice, Dragon, Fighting and Ground? I think thats right, good thing you can fly so ground type attack won’t injure you unless you're on the ground.” Shiro Said, counting off the weakness. “ Also, just a warning the feathers can be use as a method of slashing, but they're also ballistic, meaning that they can be launched with a fair amount of accuracy. Don’t overuse it though, they take a while to regrow”

“Gotcha, so can I scan your Umbreon form, and some others?” Dillan asked.

Shrio shrugged “ Well, the Umbreon form is my true form, and Chaos isn’t really tied to DNA, so you’ll only get a regular Umbreon, with a flat face. And those are really the only forms I can come up with, I’m working on a Evolution for Scurildran, but I have gotten much done on it. Sorry man.”

“Instead of evolving him why not give him a pre  evolved form, or a mega?” Dillan said.

“Thats right, he does have a pre-evolution!” Shiro said with a light bulb appearing over his head. Again he transformed. This time, he was a head shorter the Nyx. Not much was different, the horns were barely poking out of his skull, there was no metal mask, and the scales were smother. The tail blade was absent. The feathers were normal, but they were lined with steel.

“Skurmil!”

“No mega evolution though.” Shiro added, his voice now high pitched and slightly sketchy  

“I have an idea for one would you like to see?”Dillan asked Shiro.

“Go ahead, who knows maybe it well give me some ideas.” Shiro chuckled lightly then ask “ I guess the battle’s a tie?”

“We can finish tomorrow, you're welcome to use my guest bedroom, and its more of a natural mega. The Ultimatrix sort of gives Pokemon megas.” Dillan said. “Ultimatrix metal wing!” He said turning into the new scan. He then slapped the Ultimatrix transforming again into a mega version. His wings were now spread wide open, he had an x shining in the center of his chest, his eyes were that of a Hawks, and his claws were sharper along with his ears. “So?” He asked in a deep voice.

“Cool, I’m still going to give an evolution, but I’ll keep in mind the Hawk eyes, I like that idea.” Shiro answered, still the Pre-Evolution Heir Drake Pokemon. “ Oh yeah, I just remembered, I do have another form, it’s actually an animatronic Riolu, with different abilities. I show you it tomorrow though, I’m getting a little tired.” He reverted to normal.

“Me too.” Dillan said scan the new form before shiro reverted. “Let's go, Nyx you can sleep in Scootaloo room, it's too dark for you to go home. I'll send Twi a letter telling her.”

“OK  uncle Dillan, thank you.” Nyx said.

“Your welcome, oh and shiro?” Dillan said to the Umbreon while scanning him.”just a bit of info, I'm Scootaloo adopted father here, and diamond tiaras.”  

Shiro’s eyes widen “Do I want to know what happened to Filthy Rich?”

“Imprisoned for child abuse, along with spoiled, I thought he would have been better than her but he ALMOST killed diamond… LITERALLY!” Dillan yelled throwing his hands in the air.

Shrio just looked down, anger clearly plastered across his face. What wasn’t clearly seen, was the black tendrils writhing underneath him, slowly and steadily growing.

“Hey! Calm down shiro. I'll make sure they pay, and at least I got Tiara away from them, and don't get me started on the timeline here. Also their hearing is tomorrow you wanna come?” Dillan asked as they reached his house.

“Sure, tomorrow.” Shiro sighed tiredly.

“Before we go to sleep, PIZZA!” Dillan yelled making Scootaloo, diamond, and Nyx instantly sit at the table. “Shiro? Pizza?” He asked.

Instead of answering verbally, he nodded.

“OK, what kind?” Dillan asked as he handed the kids their meat lovers and put his down. “You can have any kind, I have a pizza oven that makes them by telling it what kind you want.”

  “ You know what Pizza Pie is? I’ll have that, with any topping but no onions tomatoes and garlic.

“You got it.” Dillan said pushing a button on the wall making a pizza oven spin around out of the wall. “Pizza pie with everything except onions, tomatoes, and garlic.” He said. “How many pieces shiro?”

“Three please.” Shiro said, with a lack of perkiness, not sad or angry, just a little tired.

“Ok, three pieces” Dillan said. An instant later, the three pieces popped out and Dillan put them on the table. “There you go, Scootaloo, Tiara, this is shiro he's going to be spending the night.” He said.

“Hello.” Scootaloo said.

“Hi,... What are you?” Tiara said.

“Tiara that was a little rude.” Dillan said.

“Hehe, it's alright Dillan. Well Tiara, I’m an Umbreon.” Shiro said taking a bite out of his Pizza, not mentioning anything else.  

“Oh! So you're a Pokemon?” Scootaloo asked mouth full of pizza.

“Scootaloo don't talk with your mouth full, and I told them some stuff about the things I turn into.” Dillan said seeing shiro's face. “I might have said umbreon when I told them some Pokemon names, but that was weeks ago… sorry bout their manners I'm still trying to teach them.” He finished biting his pizza.

“ Hey don’t worry about man, they're just kids.” Assured shiro, about to take a bite from his last pizza, already having finished the other two. However, before he could, he backed up a bit, eyes wide, smiling. “So, any chance you guys like you hear a song?”

“Yes!” The three children said

“Ha I think they got my love of music, after being with me so long, anyways lay it on us shiro.” Dillan said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OuwBTqUaug

“Dude! I love Nate wants to battle! That was awesome!” Dillan said as the song ended the kids nodding in agreement. Shrio did scare the fillies a bit with the roar near the end, but it short lived. “Alright you three bed time, you'll all be coming with us for the hearing tomorrow and you need to be awake.”

“Awwww!” They said trying to protest.

“Shiro? Got anything up your sleeve to get them in bed?” Dillan asked.

“ Oh um….. Uh, oh! Hey girls, how about this, I tomorrow I give some candy of your chosen IF you go to bed.” Shiro smiled a little sheepishly, before having to fight a yawn.

“

The speed the girls left in would leave both Rainbow and Pinkie in the dust.” Dillan laughed.

”Can’t believe that worked!” Shrio yawned again.

“Your rooms this way.” Dillan said walking down the hall. As they passed the girls room Tiara called out for Dillan.

“Dad?” She said.

“Yes?” Dillan repide at the door with shiro.

“Could you sing me that song again, the one you sang when I ran away.” She said with pink cheeks.

“You mind waiting? She still has nightmares about… them.” Dillan asked shiro.

Oddly, enough Shrio was holding a small music box “ Here, Diamond this song always help me calm down, it may not be as good as your father’, but it might help at little.”

“OK, thank you Mr shiro.” Diamond said lying down with Dillan sitting on her bed, with the other girls waiting to hear the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUBSFZvImbU

“Nice, thanks man.” Dillan said. “Did that help?” He asked diamond.

“A little but could you sing your song still?” She said starting to cry. “I like it.”

“Wait you never want a song that night!” Scootaloo said.

“I sang it on our walk back, OK.” Dillan said clearing his throat and began to sing in a male voice. Shiro cause the music that goes with the song happen but kept it soft. When the song was over all three of them were asleep, and Dillan kissed each of them on their foreheads and Tiara muttered.

“Good night daddy I love you”

“Love you too sweety.” He said closing the door leading shiro to his room. “Thanks for the music dude.” Shiro didn’t answer, looking very tired. But he did nod a little. Honestly, he looked like he was going to fall asleep right there.

“Well here it is, good night sleep tight and see ya in the morning.” Dillan said but he saw shiro already asleep on the bed. “Ha he and I are a lot alike.” Dillan said yawning, and after sending Twilight a letter he himself went to bed.

Chapter end