Dear Princess Celestia- I Didn't Learn Shit Today.
by The Pony of Darkness
First published
Celestia was having a normal day. Until a letter happened.
Princess Celestia received an interesting letter from Applejack.
Let's just say... Celestia was not proud.
Trollstia will probably send a special some pony to the moon for a few days. 
Goddammit Applejack! You had one job Applejack! One job! 
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(Warning! Bad language and other things! As you can see... 
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(Warning! this fic is dumb and stupid!)
You have been warned!
(Most of the humor is in the end.)
To The MOOON!
Princess Celestia was sitting on her throne. She was going to have a normal day. No worse ponies to face, and no more troubles. The only problem is... She was bored. Sure... She had duties to do as a princess, but half of the things plan today was boring. Politics and such.
"Ugh.... I'm going to get a migraine today. I just know it." Celestia thought angrily.
Princess Celestia was just going to get off her throne to do some princess work but was interrupted by a guard coming in the throne room.
The guard was walking and levitating a tray with a letter on top of it.
Princess Celestia wondered what this could be about, as she waited for the guard to come to her.
Once the guard was right in front of Princess Celestia, he bowed and said.
"Your highness. It's a letter from Sweet Apple Acres."
She was surprised, she thought it would be a letter about politics. Or a friendship letter.
Princess Celestia quickly levitated the letter to herself, she was just about to open the letter. But reminded herself to thank the guard.
Princess Celestia smiled to the guard.
"Thank you, you may now leave," Celestia said to the guard.
The guard bowed once again.
"Yes, your highness." The guard said and started leaving.
"What could Sweet Apple Acres want from me?" Celestia thought.
Celestia opened the letter.
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Dear Princess Celestia
I didn't learn shit today.
- Applejack
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Princess Celestia couldn't believe what she was reading. Her left eye twitched in anger. She knew Applejack was laughing at her.
Princess Celestia looked up with a serious face.
"Going to play it that way Applejack? Two can play it that way..." Celestia thought.
"Let's see if you're laughing when you're on the moon Applejack." Celestia thought.
Celestia smiled evilly.
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The next day...
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Trollstia gave a special note yesterday to the Derpy mail mare. To pay the Derpy, Trollstia gave the Derpy a muffin. And the only thing left to do is wait.
Once again... Princess Trollstia was on her throne, but this time, she had a cup of tea. She was going to drink the tea once her troll was done. She also told her guards to not be in the throne room, so she could do her deed.
Hours passed by as she waited and waited. Then... It was time.
An-Applejack walked in the throne room.
"Ah, Applejack... I'm glad to see you." Trollestia said, and smiled.
"Howdy Princess, What's this emergency you were saying about Sweet Apple Acres?" Applejack asked.
"Oh, right that...." Trollestia said.
Applejack gave Celestia a confused look.
"The real reason I wanted you here is to talk about behavior," Trollestia said.
Applejack said nothing and let Troll- I mean Celestia, continue.
"Do you know what happen yesterday morning?" Trollstia asked.
Applejack blushed.
I hate to ya say it to you princess, But I drank too much cider that morning.." Applejack said and hid her face in shame.
"Oh? Is that so..." Trollestia said.
Applejack said nothing and continued to hide her face in shame.
"Well... Let me teach you a new lesson... Applejack..." Trollestia said.
"A lesson?" Applejack asked.
"Yes. But the only way to teach this lesson is for you to go far away from here..."
"How far?" Applejack asked.
"Let's just say... Far enough to not see your family and friends." Trollestia said.
"I'm ya sorry princess, I can't accept the offer, if I left Sweet Apple Aces for a few day, the farm would fall apart," Applejack said.
Trollestia stomped her hoof on the throne. The sound made the Apple-trouble jump back a bit.
"You are going to learn this lesson APPLEJACK!" Trollstia shouted.
"How does it feel to be trolled ever once and a while? No? Not good? Well, I show you a place where you won't!" Cele- I mean Trollestia said.
Trollestia started casting the spell.
The only expression Apple-trouble could give is fear.
"To the MOON!" Trollestia said.
The spell lifted Applejack up from the ground and teleported her to the moon.
Celestia calmly took a sip of her tea
"Ah. What a great day.." Celestia thought.
Princess Celestia! Applejack is gone!
A special pony ran in the throne room. It was none other then Celestia's annoying- I mean favorite student.
"Princess Celestia! Applejack has gone missing!" Twilight said and started running towards the princess.
"How!? And when?!" Celestia said, trying to act surprised.
"When Applejack left Sweet Apple Acres yesterday morning she didn't come back! I looked all over Sweet Apple Acres and Ponyville but I couldn't find her! " Twilight said and started to panic.
"Alright Twilight, calm down. I will send some of my guards to look all over Sweet Apple Acres and Ponyville. And other places she could be." Celestia said.
"Thank you, princess! I hope we find her!" Twilight said.
"I hope we find her too Twilight..." Celestia said.
"Princess. Let me be the first pony to know when you find her." Twilight said.
"I promise Twilight. You'll be the first one to know." Celestia said.
"Thank you, princess." Twilight said and her whole face lit up like it was her birthday or something.
Celestia knew right there and then, Twilight trusted her.
Celestia faked smiled. It was so Twilight wouldn't know she is the one who did the deed.
if Twilight found out. Her princess reputation could be ruined!
After Twilight left the throne room....
Celestia just smiled evilly and took another sip from her cup.
"Another great day... And a great day to be a troll!" Celestia thought.