Hey all, time for another stupid yet totally required introduction here. Once again, this is an optional chapter and REALLY shouldn’t be read if you enjoy the sanctity and at least decent writing of the main story. This is an excerpt from a fictional book with Marcus’ comments as he reads in (italicized parentheses). If you’d like a good laugh and maybe a little bit of extra story, then feel free to read this. If not, PLEASE DON’T.

In case you’re still here, enjoy.

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(Okay, let’s see to what extent Miss Freeze Pop here has gone into detail this time.)

Mares / Females
-About
-Taking It to The Next Level
-In The Bedroom
-Tips

About

Time for a purely hypothetical situation: let’s say you’re at a party (Oh boy, that’s too hard for my brain to handle.) and you’re looking around to find who’s hot and who’s not. If your interest just happens to drift towards a human, chances are you’ll notice the dancing females. Also known as a “wo-man,” these females are the mare equivalent of humans. As such, this kind of relationship isn’t exactly commonplace.

Now, I’ll admit that I’ve never had a long-term relationship with a woman (Then, why are you writing this?), so most of this section, as well as anything from a stallion’s point of view, is based on testimonies from other ponies. That doesn’t mean that I haven’t spent some time with a few females, myself. After all, who couldn’t notice their amazing, shapely bodies day in and day out? (What am I getting myself into, here?)

The soft, tender skin; the perfect, supple breasts just begging to be sucked on; and even her own hot and ready mound perfect to just pounce on and- (Thanks. I just laid down to rest, too. Moving on…)
A change of pace can be very nice, ladies, just keep that in mind. Also, if you’re one of those old-fashioned mares who don’t see the appeal of being with anypony other than a stallion; wake up and join the rest of us, granny.

A lot of mares find it easier to have a partner of the same sex as opposed to a stallion or even a male human. This can be for any number of reasons: men can be intimidating, some find the relationship to be simpler, or it could just be your own preference. The benefits of having an intimate relationship with a human of the same gender will become apparent if you both truly care for one another. From here on, we’ll assume that you’re a very lucky mare who’s done just that for the sake of an example. (Which couldn’t be farther from the truth.)

Just like you, females can be hesitant to admit that they might be sexually attracted to the same sex. However, it’s not really a question of letting your partner know that you’re interested or not. Rather, you should play around a little and let her come to you. It’s like a game of cat & mouse, only with more pussy involved. (Seriously? That has got to be one of the most…I feel dumber just having read that.)

When you both know, trust me, it’ll get hot. The passion you feel is surely able to outweigh any taboo either of you might have. Anything can set you off: her fingers on your fur, the feeling of her smooth body against yours, and when you kiss…let’s just say that it’s a completely different ball game. (Is this girl bisexual?...Why am I even questioning it at this point?) I’m not here to talk about the why, though; it’s time to talk about the how.

(Skipping ahead for this one.)

In The Bedroom (I can hear the oral sex talk coming from a mile away.)

If you know that your partner is physically attracted to you, through verbal acknowledgement or just plain leading you on, then it should be relatively easy to get them in the mood. While you may choose to let a female come to you when dealing with first timers, it would be a better idea to be less passive and more encouraging in the bedroom. (Obviously, the best thing to do is wear a sign that says “Open for Business;” that’ll reel ‘em in.)

If you’re attempting to explore a little, then you could always choose to go down on your partner. (Called it.) From what I’ve heard, most mares enjoy tasting the sweet honey pot between a woman’s legs, describing the flavor as “tangy” and comparing it similarly to a mare’s own hot sex, for those not experienced in such matters.

When it comes to foreplay, you should never ignore her erogenous zones. The neck, ears, shoulders, and thighs are just as important on a woman as they are on a mare. Whenever you try to arouse your partner, pay special attention to these oft-forgotten areas and you’ll do just fine.

If there’s one thing this gender loves, it’s skillful usage of the mouth as well as inventiveness in bed. Speaking of, here’s another word to those grannies out there who think a mare and female can’t love each other without a penis involved; we girls love our toys, and we know how to have fun with them. (Okay, that’s enough. I draw the line at talk of sex toys.)

(Alright, what’s the next section? It can’t be worse than this.)

Stallions/Males (Oh god, no! ABORT! ABORT! Find something else, quick!)

Straight From The Human’s Mouth (Still a pretty lame title, if you ask me.)

I never expected to fall in love when I walked into an ice cream parlor two years back, (Two years with a pony?) and I certainly didn’t expect it to be with a mare who just so happened to be the owner. Before I met Freeze Pop, I didn’t know anything about Human-Pony relationships and had no idea what to expect if I ever got involved with someone who wasn’t a woman. (This sounds…strangely familiar.) The thing is, once I got to know her, it didn’t matter to me. I got comfortable with her, I could share anything I needed to, and when it got to a point where we could be intimate, I knew that love could break any boundaries. The beautiful form of a pony should be appreciated just as much as that of a human, if not moreso. To all of you ponies out there, I can safely say that, thanks to my wife, I know that all we really need is a step in the right direction. So, don’t be afraid of humans and we won’t be afraid of you. I think we can take our relationship to the next level if we really try. I only wish I could write better so I could express my thoughts as eloquently as my wife can, but for now, this is good enough.

Good luck and Celestia bless,

James Pop

(Huh. He was a wise man for his time. I can see that these two really shared a common goal at the time, even if it wasn’t quite as “eloquently expressed” as poor James here would’ve hoped. I’m happy for them, at least.)

Final Word (I guess if it has a section for wrapping it up, I might as well end it here.)

No matter what anypony could ever tell you, in this book or otherwise, there’s nothing to be ashamed about loving and caring for a human. Being able to express yourself as intimately as you want is absolutely necessary for a healthy relationship. That first step you take won’t hinder your life or what other ponies think of you unless you let it.

If you find the right partner and use the tips in this book properly, to benefit both of you of course, then I think that everything will work out just fine. I hope you’ve enjoyed all the information I’ve brought to your attention and I look forward to diving into the specifics in future books! Thanks for reading!

Your one-stop shop for all things pop,
- Freeze Pop

(That’s all I really need to read. Having had a little bit of everything [except for stallions] and seeing what these two had, I can say I admire her tenacity. Against the taboos they faced as well as the distance that having a relationship like this could have implied, all these two wanted to do was love each other and teach others how to love, regardless of species. It’s kind of childish, when I really think about it, but it’s also noble. Freeze Pop, I know you can’t see me, but…I’m smiling. Thanks.)

(Now that that’s done and over with, I can get back to my own situation. I can’t say that reading that book was entirely fruitless, thanks to the perspective of a mare thrown into the mix, but it was a bit of a time waster. I’m feeling pretty tired having read what I could, though, so now I think it’s best if I just get some sleep. I don’t want Luna to catch me awake and start talking to me when I’m this sleepy, after all.)