Author's Notes:

The idea of Intelligentsia is from Diaries of a Madman. Thank you all for the faves and the 60 likes and counting, I'm so glad I made a story you guys/gals can enjoy. I liked making this chapter.

I went to the surface. There were a bunch of ponies gathered around the train station. I saw Rarity there. I went over to talk to her. "What's up with the huge amount of ponies? I haven't seen creatures of this magnitude since lemmings,"

"What do those cute little creatures have to do with this? The Grand Galloping Gala is coming up in two days.! I have so many Ideas! coming up these days. Do you need a suit? All races send dignitaries," I wasn't invited! That bitch!

"Yes, please." I designed a pure black tuxedo with a purple tie. I made a black fedora and a Lincolnhat. I bought all four items, I put the Lincolnhat on and bought three Intense Flame Dyes. I put on the rest of my formal wear on over my bee armor. I was a flaming bastard. It looked epic. My tie became green. I swaggered over to my treehouse. I looked into the crafting area. I saw something that interested me. Some things called changelings. A changeling Queen was the same price as the betas, only with ebonstone, a Heart of Hive and Equine Essence. I also made a few of the drones for the price of the warriors of the frost wolves. There were something called intelligentsia for the price of the great devourers. I made two.

"Master? Do you have any orders for my hive?" What the fuck? All of the creatures I made before couldn't talk! I call shenanigans!

The Intelligentsia could also talk. The drones couldn't though. The queen revealed that the changelings fed off of love... huh. I was able to love the smaller ones because they were like children to me. They revealed they could change into other sentient beings. I hugged the queen. She felt softer than I thought she would. Almost like a trampoline. She looked at me with confusion in her eyes. "Your name is now Queen Mutationis," What can I say, I like latin. "I wish for one of the Intelligentsia to become a completely new pony and to go become new nobility, the other to go become a servant," They nodded. "Mutate, you'll be staying with me. There's a big event coming up," She looked shocked. "I think I can feed you through the link," They now had excellent poker faces. I got ready for the event. That included taking her to Carousel Boutique to get a dress.

"Darling, who is this? I have never seen one of her kind before. Is she an alicorn princess?" I shook my head.

"I am Mutationis, a Changeling Queen. We are a race that feeds off of love. For some reason I'm following this bastard here," Rarity was looking at me with judgement in her eyes. "That was positive insulting. He's actually a nice guy and he can feed us the love as if we were his children," The dressmaker calmed the fuck down. She was looking at me with an Idea! in her eyes. She dragged both of us into the boutique.

Mutationis changed to a brighter green, akin to my tie. Rarity jumped back. "Darling, could you possibly tell me the extent of your abilities to transform? It would be very useful for my designs," My little queen looked scared. It's alright Mutate I trust her. You can tell her.

"As long as I know what I'm transforming looks like, anything. I can also change single traits like my chitin color. I could change into any pony if I've seen them,"

"Hmm, no, maybe, no, no, Idea! One of my friends was transformed into a being of a similar race to Terrarian here, would you be able to transform into a female of his race?" Oh my... I like it.

"I don't know what that would look like, I would either have to see one or guess. There isn't time for guessing with the Gala right around the corner," I then remembered the polychromatic one and how the health potion affected her.

"Did that Rainbow one's affliction go away?" I hope so.

"Yes darling, Rainbow Dash is back to normal," Thank God, it's temporary.

"I have an idea, Mutate, would you be willing to be transformed into what you would look like as a human?" She nodded. I gave her a health potion. "Drink this. It will transform you temporarily, give me warning before you..." She drank it as soon as I gave it to her. It did it's work fast.

When she transformed whatever being it was that decided to keep all of the parts a secret fucked off as soon as she transformed. It was very... I don't know. I could see her body in full glory. She had pure black skin, but it seemed even softer than when she was an equine. And her curves! Her curves! I've seen females in Victoria's Secret commercials with worse bodies.

She walked over to me, sensually, almost as if she could adapt to any form and the species's mannerisms, "You like what you see Master?" I had to step out of the room because of the mutiny of my body, I tossed my vanity items in so that I could come back. It seems that the armor in my vanity set gains the strength of my actual armor but can still be moved by my body as if t were the only thing I had on. That is both good and bad.

"Not right now Mutate, we have to get ready to go to the Gala. Do you think you can remember how to transform to this?" Rarity looked very uncomfortable.

"Yes Master," Rarity looked downright disturbed. "I will remember how to transform to this form. I could probably teach you how to do basic changeling magic as well now that I can see where the mana pool is," SCORE!!!

I helped design a dress for my queen. It was a bright red with gold highlights, there was a pattern of black wings on it. There were holes for her wings. She had a green skin color right now. We walked to my house. "What was that about? You weren't acting like this earlier," I was confused.

"Changelings are normally sent out from pony towns as soon as people see them. The ponies are normally revolted because of how we look. You managed to get us accepted here and this form has hormones that I wasn't used to. I do want to do that sort of stuff though," Are you fucking kidding me? I've known you for less than a day.

"I think it's a bit too early to do so. If you still want to after the Gala than we can. Not right now though. I should probably see about your capabilities in this form. Tell me if you can read this," I got the help screen to pop up. I saw shock in her eyes.

-Think or speak 'Help' to get this screen. -Think or speak 'Inventory' to get your inventory. Any backpacks or saddlebags can increase carrying capacity. -You can turn the HUD on and off by thinking 'HUD on' or 'HUD off'

-|Next| I closed the tab. I turned my HUD on. I told her "This is my Head's Up Display, or HUD for short. It shows me my health remaining, mana remaining and my hotbar. The way I have it is so that the only time my HUD pops up is when I use any of those things. If I change my tools my hotbar pops up, if I get hit or I'm recovering my health pops up and if my mana is used in any way my mana pops up. Think about your inventory or say the word if you have to," I saw her thinking hard.

"Inventory." I saw a box pop up. I could still move around but everyone outside was frozen. I moved around to get a look at her inventory. She didn't have anything but the dress, a well fed buff, a buff that was +60 mana and two spell books. She tapped the first spell book. Changeling Magic Allows you to transform. The second book was the same thing. She grabbed it and gave it to me. I read it.

What will you be changing into? I made an equine version of the Brawlers from Prototype 2. It asked me Are you sure? |Yes| |No|

I hit yes and I felt some extreme pain. I morphed into it. My hot queen was looking at me. "What, is that?"

"This... is a variant of a Brawler from a game that I used to play, Prototype 2. It hurt a lot to transform into this. HUD activate," There were ten times as many hearts. I had the same amount of mana. My hotbar had a full set of claws and the changeling magic spell book. The claws look strong though. I ran downstairs to the training room. I checked out the claws in the inventory. They were 60 damage. Each. I hit one of the dummies. 300 damage without criticals, damn. I do have to be close though. I changed back as soon as Mutate came down.

"What the fuck was that?" What, I thought she was from the planet where the swears are buck, flying feathers and other unusual euphemisms. It's retarded. "I am from that land but I like your swears better," Ok. I transformed. I got it to make my form into how I would look if I was a pony. I became an earth pony-corn. Hmmm... I need a pair of wings that are an accessory. Meh. I put my Band of Starpower on instead of the Hive Pack. I felt my mana pool get bigger. I checked my inventory. Something I didn't notice was 1998 stars in there. Holy fuck! I made 18 mana crystals. I gave 9 to Mutationis. She was wondering what to do with them. I used my nine and she saw. I could suddenly sense a bunch of magic around me. It felt like there were a bunch of ponies with 40/whatever they measure it as, mana. The average for a unicorn is forty? That sucks for them. Mutate could only use 5. I guess she started with 100 mana. She tossed them to me. I called for the Intelligentsia. They both showed up. I gave two of the crystals to each of them. They used them. They looked like they short circuited for a second but they came back.

"Thank you master. We will be able to fill our roles better," Holy fuck most ponies are weak. I sensed two earth ponies with forty, two pegasi with forty and a unicorn with sixty. It seemed like Rarity was the 60. How the hell are most of the ponies so weak? The Intelligentsia left. I relaxed with Mutate for the rest of the day. She is very snuggly. So soft...

I woke up on the couch in the living room of my house. Mutationis was back to her normal form but she was looking at me. When she saw that I was awake she transformed into the human form. She then... kissed me? She shoved her tongue into my mouth. She was fully nude because she didn't put on clothes yet. There I was with a fully nude supermodel on me. She may have been black but I'm no racist. She was moving up and down making her body move in tantalizing ways. She felt something that popped up. She looked at my clothing then at me.

She begged, "Why won't you just fuck me? Why does it have to be after the Gala? I want you!" She is making it hard to decline. On Earth before all the governmental shit happened and before I got a girlfriend I was a furry, the only problem was that I created her. It was getting more difficult to choose abstinence. She used her not so hidden weapon and rubbed her lower parts against me.

Why did I have to get the horny changeling queen? You know what? Fuck it. I removed all of my clothes and armor. We had sex. Near the end before we finished one of the local horses walked in the door. It was the mayor. ">>Oh I'm so sorry I'll come back later, I just took a international relation course. I'll be back," We quickly finished, got dressed and walked out of the house. We found the mayor out there. "Hello. I'm sorry about the way I acted before. I wasn't introduced to any of the specific races so I was not the best po...person for the job. There are some forms to fill out before you can live there. Please come with me...?"

"My name is Terrarian Ms. Mare. I will fill out these forms," We walked into town to a tall building. We went into an office. There was already paperwork on the desk. I gave it a quick read through. I noticed that there were several things I disliked there. One was to give up the tree, one was that I become an Equestrian citizen and one was that I give up any pets or weapons. "Are you trying to make me a defenceless person like the rest of you?" I signed all of the forms that I fully liked. I gave them to the mayor. She did not look happy. I also made copies. She looked furious.

"How did you escape that pile of paperwork?" You thought that was a pile of paperwork?

"I was training to become a lawyer. i couldn't become one if I was tricked by fine print," I swaggered out of there like a badass.

I went to the nearest workbench and made something called a Giant Timberscorpion Broodmother Minion with 120 Rich Mahogany, a Heart of Hive and 12 Arachnid Essence. Apparently I got it through the nights from spiders crawling into my mouth. I put the fedora on it. What is your task? "You will come with me to the Grand Galloping Gala," Yes Master. I bought three train tickets to Canterlot. we rode on the train. I had an arm wrestle with Mutate and won by quite a bit. I guess she's more of a mage. I saw the countryside pass by. There were a bunch of towns out there that probably had horse puns in their name. After a few hours we got to Canterlot. There was a huge song and dance number that I noped the hell out of. I jogged to the castle with Mutationis sprinting and the scorpion just walking and keeping up. We got to the castle way before the ponies. Mutate turned into a human and put on the dress.

We suavely walked in. I heard a bunch of gasps and insults muttered. I walked up to Celestia who was shocked I was in here. She had 400 mana. She looked inbetween us. She saw that together we had more mana than her. "Hello Terrarian, are you here for the Gala?" I nodded.

A pink alicorn looked at Mutate. "Auntie, that's a changeling! We can't have that here!" That's a changeling queen Terry. Hmmm. Time to stir the pot.

"How would you know of changelings? I'm pretty sure they're a secretive race. I'm pretty sure that the fact that they can disguise themselves as ponies like, possibly alicorns would make it hard to know about them. Or the fact that changelings can sense other changelings," She blanched. When Celestia looked over at her she had a normal face on. She glared at me when Celestia looked away. "There's also the fact that changeling's magic aura is always green, no matter who they're disguised as, could you give a demonstration with our kind Princess Celestia over there?" I said to Mutate. The glare turned to terror. Mutate turned into Celestia and used magic. Instead of the yellow aura of magic it was a green color. "Ponies's magic color is usually around their eye color. By that our pink alicorn over there should have blue magic. Could you give us a demonstration to prove that ponies's magic colors are the same as their eye colors?"

The disguised queen dropped he disguise. Celestia looked over. "Who are you and where is Princess Cadence?" By then ponies were inside.

"My name is Queen Chrysalis and your princess isn't anywhere you can find her. She is hidden well," I switched to the Equestrian team and looked on the map. I saw a pink face about 200 feet below Canterlot. "You cannot harm me if you want your princess,"

"She's about 200 feet below us, probably in some sort of cave," I saw recognition on Celestia's face.

"The Crystal Caverns! Thank you Terrarian!" Chrysalis looked at me in shock, she seemed weaker than usual. I used a bug net on her. She's mine now!

I sent her out. "Why are you my master? I was a free changeling before!" Mess with the person with the magic bug net bitch! How do you like it?

"You shouldn't have fucked with Equestria. We're bosses," Celestia looked at me with hope in her eyes. "I still want that five hundred bits just so you know. You should probably open the Gala,"

"Oh, yes. Hello my little ponies..." That sent shivers down my spine for some reason. "... and welcome to the Grand Galloping Gala. Have a great time!" All of the ponies dispersed. Celestia came over to me. "Could you please go get my niece?" God damn it.

"I'm having a dance first. I will though," Me and Mutate went onto the dance floor for a bit. We danced then I went out. Before I left I gave Mutate all of my coins. I had a few 1000 coins, I can't wait to change them to platinums. "Don't waste them," I walked out. I went down some steps. There was an old stallion. I paid him no mind and continued descending. I then heard a roar that I never wanted to hear. I quickly went into the inventory's diplomacy screen that I just found. I composed a message to all of the people/creatures I'm connected to. Keep your task going. I'm about to die but I'll be back. I sent a special one to Mutate. Tell Celestia that her niece will have to be rescued by the ponies and that I'll be back. Switch to the Equestrian team in the map screen, think or say map and it will appear. I am about to die but I'll be back in a few weeks. I went out of the menu. I felt a crushing pain in my soul. I died. What I was surprised at was that where I spawned was not at my house...