Baby Tirek?
by NightmareDerpy
Chapters
Ok....What?
Tirek approached the grey unicorn quietly, a smile on his face ready to make his move as he became close enough to the pony that seemed to have not noticed him at all as he was closing a box. As he was about to take this ponies magic, the ponies face changed in an instant turning his head to towards him. "Tirek, I presume?" Tirek was surprised at the sudden change of the ponies head, he scratched his head squinting his eyes as he recognized him as Discord the Lord of Chaos and Disharmony.
"Discord? your free?" he asked.
"As a bird." Discord replied, a flash and he was a large bird on a perch lifting his wing to itch his long beak.
"I commend you on your escape," Tirek said bowing down.
Discord in a flash turned back into his normal self, a glare on his face. "I'm afraid the feeling isn't mutual." He said snapping his fingers. For a second everything Tirek saw was a flash of white. He looked up at Discord, he felt strange, for some reason he felt really small and Discord was very tall.
He itched his head about to ask what happened then he spotted his small soft plump baby hands. "Huh!"
"AHAHAHAHA!, Y-you should see the look on your face! AHAHAHA!, oh priceless!" He laughed flying into the air and flipping around laughing and rolling around.
"Discord!" Tirek said then covering his mouth with his hand. "is that my voice?" he coughed, his voice sounded like a small child with a very squeeky voice. "what did you do to me?!?!" he demanded pointing his finger at Discord.
"OH my this is just too FUNNY!" Discord laughed ignoring Tirek's question.
"Discord! I'm serious! change me back right NOW!" Discord just kept laughing grabbing his stomach gasping for breath from the inocent baby Tirek, every time he glanced at him he just burst into another laugh.
"Discord! Stop LAUGHING!!" Tirek yelled at the top of his lungs, it seemed no matter how loud he yelled it sounded quiet. Behind Discord two heads popped around the corner. It was no other than Princess Luna and Celestia, they walked over seeing what the commotion was about.
"Discord what is so funny?...oh!" Celestia asked then she saw the squishy adorable Tirek with his arms crossed. "oh!" Luna squeeked out covering her mouth trying not to laugh.
"hi, ehem t-TIREK! AHAHAHA! oh my you look so ADORABLE!" Celestia blurted out falling to the floor kicking her legs in the air and rolling on her belly laughing uncontrollably.
Luna couldn't hold it back anymore and joined her sister except she laughed almost falling over covering her eyes trying to get a break to get a breath.
"NO! NO! you can't do this to ME!, I'm Lord TIREK!!" he yelled throwing his hands to the side giving Discord a angry scowl.
"yes! you are very great t-tirek!" Celestia laughed out making Tirek even more furious.
"yes! the great and powerful! haha! SQUISHY TIREK!!!" Luna blurted out getting some more ponies atention.
One by one heads popped around the corner, first there was Twilight's head, then Pinky's, then Rainbow's, Rarity's, Fluttershy, then Applejack. After a few seconds they all looked at the laughing princesses and draconaquis. They then looked at the inocent Tirek, his eyes wide and his fists clenched shut scrunching his face, he was trying to look ferious but just look like a an adorable baby making a really funny face.
"AHAHAHA!!" the six laughed joining the princesses and Discord. Spike then popped his head around the corner giggling as he saw Tirek then burst very loudly into a laugh.
"NO! This isn't POSSIBLE! Where are all these ponies coming FROM!?!?" he yelled again backing away a few steps.
"oh, oh my tummy hurts!!" Pinkie said rapping her hoof around her stomach.
Twilight finally turned away walking over to the corner where they came still laughing hard from the others contagious laughing. "C-Cadence!, hHAHAHA! Shining!, Oh gosh come over here! y-you gotta see this!!! IT'S SO FUNNY!" She said falling over.
Cadence and Shining Armor poked there heads over to where Twilight, her firends, Spike, Celestia, Luna and Discord were pointing, taking pictures with there phones pointing at the annoyed and confused Tirek.
"what the! i-is that, hah TIREK!? AHAHA" Cadence laughed leaning against the wall placing a hoof on it. Shining looked at his wife then looked over the small crwod of ponies blocking the hilarious Baby Tirek.
"What the! HAHAHA! that's AWSOME!" He said joining his wife.
Tirek had just about enough of this and stopped his hoof on the ground. "Discord stop this at once! change me back or I swear! I will make you PAY!!" He said feeling like bursting into flames from all the laughing ponies.
"O-okay! Tirek.." Discord said trying to make everypony calm down for a second. They held there hooves on there mouths muffling there laughs turning red and crying.
"thank you!" Tirek sad crossing his arms waiting with his nose in the air.
"PSYCH!!" Discord burst out and the others let go of there mouths letting out the laughs they held back.
"DISCORD!!!" Tirek screamed sticking his bottom lip out in frustration.
They all just kept laughing, Tirek just sighed placing a claw on his face shaking his head. "why do I even bother?"
Discord snapped his fingers and Tirek was gone, he teleported him back to TarTarus.
"oh, I wish I could see that again!" Spike said taking a deep breath of air, they were all red and panting.
"well, you can!" Discord said, a devilish grin on his face as he snapped his fingers and a video camera appeared in his claw.
"oh Discord! your good!" Twilight said still laughing slightly.
I'm Unfriending You My Friend
I'm Unfriending You On Facebook Discord!
Tirek removed his hand from his face noticing the sudden silence. He looked at himself, he was still a baby but there were cuffs on his arms. He almost panicked and looked around, he was back in TarTarus.
"oh poo!" He said letting his arm and head drop down as he plopped down. He just got out of here and now he was back.
Tirek opened his lap top opening Marebook. He was sulking laying on his stomach, as he typed in his account name and password he looked at his notifications. He didnt notice the large number of notifications he had, he clicked the first one then his eyes widened and then filled with anger.
Discord had posted pictures and a video of the hole thing and posted it, tagging all of Tireks friends. Tirek clenched his fists. "NO!...NOOO!!!" he yelled grabbing his head and screaming out of anger. "I AM LORD TIREK! NO ONE DOES THIS TO MEE!" he yelled, his voice echoing all threw out TarTarus.
He looked at the the bottom of the video, it had nine million likes, five hundred and six shares, and ninety nine million comments.
"oh Discord! I'm unfriending you my friend!" he said moving his mouse to discords profile and hovering over the unfriend button. He took a deep breath lifting his finger ready to rid himself of Discord. He proudly was about to click it when his computer shut off. "UGH!!" he said banging his hard on the keyboard breaking it. "NO DANG IT!!"