Hack, Eclipse, Silver, Sparkjump, Casino, Onyx and Oceanic sat around a table in Sugarcube Corner all sipping hot chocolate on Boxing Day. "Anyone know where Treble is?" Onyx asked.

"I've tried calling and texting him but he hasn't replied back, and when I went to his house the door was locked and no one answered." Hack stated.

"Maybe him and Sunset are out somewhere, I swear those two are inseparable nowadays." Silver suggested.

"You're one to talk, we practically had to drag you away from the Carousel Boutique just to come hang out with us." Teased Eclipse.

Sliver growled at Eclipse. "Well excuse me for wanting to spend time with my girlfriend."

"Oh no I get that, but there is such a thing as being with your bros without your girlfriend, anytime we hang out she's always there and we have to invite the other girls out with us. When's the last time we actually did something just for guys?" Eclipse asked.

"One month, seventeen days, three hours and twenty three minutes." Hack said blankly, causing everyone to look at him confused. "It's me guys you should be expecting this kinda shit by now."

Everyone just nodded and went back to their hot chocolate. "Still, I wonder what's keeping him." Onyx said.

...

Meanwhile Treble clumsily walked to his bedroom door, his face covered in kiss marks and a huge blush on his face. As he was about to walk out the door a hand gripped his shoulder. "Where do you think you're going?" A seductive voice said from behind him while pulling him back in and closing the door.

...

"Probably jus' cuddling with Sunset during the cold." Casino guessed while eating a cookie. Yeah...cuddling...

"Well I'm gonna change the subject, Hack you said you wanted to go get waffles up town but then told us all to go here instead, why?" Oceanic asked.

"Well, when I got to the Waffle House..."

...

Hack watched from his stool as the cashier was beating the managers head against the counter. "I'm not getting my waffle am I?"

...

"I just wanted a waffle..." He said quietly as he looked to his muffin. "I guess you're a good substitute..."

"Why don't you ask Pinkie to make you some waffles?" Eclipse asked.

"She's busy, visiting her family up state with Maud. I swear every time I go with Pinkie to visit them Limestone is always giving me bedroom eyes."

"Why not make it a threesome, I'm sure Pinkie would be into that kinda thing." Casino suggested resulting in Hack putting a hand to the back of Casinos head and bashing his head against the table.

"Hey! I'm the one who's supposed to make the dirty jokes in this story, not you!" Hack huffed and folded his arms. "Besides, Pinkie is a delicate flower and I will not have her tainted just for some weird sex thing."

"Aww, thanks Hackie." Suddenly Pinkie appeared behind the sharply dressed fourth wall breaker and planted a peck on his cheek. "But Casino is right, I'd be totally fine with that, but not anytime soon though, we're taking this slow." She said firmly.

"I know Pinkie, I agreed to that, signed the contract, made the blood pact, performed the ritual, made the pinkie promise and made the sacrifice to make sure you believed me." Hack said dryly. Pinkie nodded and walked towards the stairs leading to her room above the bakery.

"Y'know something, there's one thing I've wondered about you guys. Now answer this honestly, put your hand up if you're a virgin." Onyx said as he put up his hand.

"Onyx, what, the, fuck?" Eclipse said shocked.

"C'mon, we're all guys here, now you either put up your hand or be forever known as a coward." No one responded. "Do it or I make you all sit through the Matrix trilogy." All of their hands went up. "Alright, was that so hard?"

"You guys think Treble would have put up his hand?" Silver asked.

"Dude! What the fuck?!" Everyone shouted.

"I'm just saying! Treble seems like someone who knows what he's doing when in a relationship right?" They all nodded. "Then maybe he's already had some experience with that, he's almost eighteen he's had to have had some form of sexual activity, especially with the whole DJ thing, who's to say he didn't get drunk at one of those parties and did something?"

"We are to say." Casino and Hack said with hostility.

"Why are we talking about this!?" Cried Eclipse.

"Because a certain writer isn't telling us something." Hack said, looking up at the sky. I don't need to tell you everything.

"Maybe we should shut this down before someone says something that we all regret." Sparkjump said firmly.

The group fell silent, contemplating what they had just said and-Oh for crying out loud Trebles doing it with Sunset!

"I fucking knew it!"

"Knew what Hack?" Eclipse asked.

"Treble's not here because he's too busy getting busy with a certain bacon haired girl we all know!"

The group stayed silent before saying. "Mother fucker!" The jealousy is strong with these ones.

Meanwhile

Three men sat around a round table in a bar hidden from the public eye, a fourth man walking up to them, the man being none other than X. "Gentlemen, so glad you could make it."

"Skip the small talk pops, what's this job you want done?" One of the men, with spiky green hair and headphones wearing sunglasses asked.

X glared slightly. "Since you are so inpatient Chord I'll get to the point then. Since my hired guns, Sill and Jill and myself alone have failed to deal with a certain someone, I am in need of your services."

"This certain someone wouldn't happen to be your son would it?" Another man asked with hostility, he had long black hair and blue eyes.

"I am fully aware of your history with my son Bass, but I need this done."

"Enough talk, give us the details." The last one said. A man with shirt white hair and green eyes.

"I don't want you to just kill Treble, that would be to quick and not at all satisfying." X sat down and looked at them with piercing crimsion eyes like Trebles. "I want you to destroy everything he loves and then throw him away in that prison of yours."

Author's Notes:

Dun dun duuuuun

Also, have an extract from the Heartbreak Storyline!

In a dark room, no windows, only one door sat shut, no light in the voided darkness. Except for a few candles positioned in a row with red flames that flickered in synchronisation, as well as a glowing red jewel. A large red diamond that could fit into a mans hand and still be too big slowly spun around giving off a soft red glow.

"You all left me to rot..." A deep voice said in the darkness, footsteps approaching the jewel. "You didn't even try to find me..."

The footsteps stopped as a figure reached the jewel, it's lift revealing the front of a red tailcoat from an article or French facade.

"You all moved on without a second thought, you believed those scum when they said I had perished."

The figure picked up the gem and began slowly pulling it up to eye level.

"You once said to me our love would never die, even in death. Yet you marry the very man who made me this way."

The figure stopped before the gems light could reveal his face, only his two piercing crimsion eyes were visible in the darkness.

"You need a bad guy? Fine...now I'm the bad guy."