The Awesome Adventures of the aNEIGHzing Edgy Blade!
Chapter 2: Day 2: Friendship and stuff.
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And so, after the two mares' meeting with Daisy, they began to introduce themselves to other unimportant background characters. However, by Ed- Daku's constant demands, they began to make their way into that out-of-place crystal castle in Horseville. It is where the newest princess resides, Twerklight Spankle. The Princess of Friendship, former Element of Magic and finally the newly-achieved title of "Best Twerker".
How will the meeting go, I wonder...?
"Ah, look here my friend, we've reached the castle of Twerklight Spankle!" Said Daku, clapping her hooves happily.
"Er...ohmygod...isn't her...name...Twilight Sparkle?" Squeaked Avi, panting heavily. The unicorn who was really an alicorn shook her hand.
"My dear, I am quite sure her name is Twerklight Spankle. I'm not sure where you got that silly name from..."
Finally, they reached the front door to the castle. The pegasus collapsed under the weight of the unicorn-who-is-really-an-alicorn (UWIRAA) on top of her.
Daku got up from her panting friend and wiped the little sweat off her cheek and proceeded to the door, knocking on it gently. Avi stood up shakily, cursing under her breath. "Maybe you can, oh I don't know, walk instead of forcing me to carry you next time?" The UWIRAA sighed. "Apologies, Avi, but I was simply too tired to walk on my own!" Avi spat an insult at her with another language which Daku unsurprisingly understood. Ya' know, she's all-knowing and stuff. Daku ignored her friend and turned her head towards the door, which was opened and revealed a lavender alicorn wearing some spandex short.
The odd thing about her was that her butt was in their faces, and it was constantly bouncing up and down non-stop. "Oh, hello!" Chirped Twerklight Spankle. "My name is Twerklight. How can I help you, ladies?"
Daku didn't look surprised, but Avi was murmuring under her breath. "Her butt....yo her butt....it won't stop!"
"Greetings, I am Daku Engeru. You are pleased to meet me, Princess Twerklight."
"Uh...um...hi? I'm...er...Avi." The golden pegasus slowly spoke, her eyes still focused on the big butt in front of her.
"Pleased to meet you, Daku Enagery and Avee! Please, do come in!" The princess moved aside, letting them in. "Right, how about we go to my study? I love books, oh I sure do!" She babbled on.
The mares followed the princess, her butt still jiggling in front of them. They arrived at a wooden door, slightly out of place with all the crystals around. She opened it and beckoned them in. Using her magic, the Best Twerker levitated a very comfortable chair for Daku, which was made of velvet and some other fancy stuff, and a pillow for Avi to sit on. The Princess of Friendship, however, remained on her legs.
I swear, it's like her butt has a brain of its own... Thought the pegasus.
Spike, magically appearing out of nowhere and not speaking because his voice is annoying, began to cater to Daku's needs, completely ignoring Avi and Twerklight. The former element of magic didn't mind, for whatever reason.
"So!" She clapped her hooves. "What did you come here for?"
Daku, after sipping a black tea mixed with the blood of the annoying baby dragon, raised her hoof and simply answered, "We'd like to make friends with you, the important ponies." The alicorn nodded her head in understanding. Keep in mind that she's still twerking.
"I see. It's because we are the main characters, correct?" Daku enaggjer lowered her head shyly. "I-if it's not too much o-of a trouble or a-anything..." She said, her beautiful blood-like mane covering one of her crimson animu eyes. Twerklight was taken aback by the sheer beauty of the UWIRAA in front of her.
Avi, finally taking her eyes of the constantly jiggling butt, turned her head towards Daku. "Oi, your Fluttershy is showing..." But that went unheard.
"All right, Daku Eawgeru! Let us go and MAKE SOME FRIENDS!" The princess shouted the last three words in a sudden manly voice.
What will happen? Will they be able to make the freidns?!?!