Pinkie Pie is hopping through Ponyville's busy market. You've seen her come and go, and each time you feel a bit more drawn towards her. There's something about the way that she loves to smile which makes you feel all knotted up inside. She's usually busy, but today she passed by the stand for party supplies. Her pink coat is as cheerful as a freshly-filled ball pit. Her mane is as wild and untamed as an improv comedian after a case of cider. You can't help yourself; you simply find her to be the most desirable pony in all of existence.

She's sitting by the fountain, relaxing with a cup of soapy water and blowing bubbles. This is the perfect opportunity. You should introduce yourself and ask her for a date. But first, you need to explain something about yourself.

You are:
A sea monster
An earth pony
A pegasus
A unicorn
An alicorn