"... And that, class, is why the Elektra Conflict is superior in every way to the Oedipus-"

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Professor Discord’s lecture for the day was cut short by the bell, signaling that the first class of the day at Canterlot High School had ended. The school’s psychology teacher then cleared his throat before giving his daily ritual end-of-class speech. ".... Ah, well it seems that I've rambled quite a bit. No homework tonight, class!" He exclaimed, almost as enthusiastic as his students were upon hearing the statement; he hated grading papers. After all of the students left the classroom, he shut the door and began to pack up the things he had used during his lecture, since he only taught first period every day. He used the rest of his free time to clean the chalkboards and grade papers from earlier in the week. By the time third period had rolled around, he had everything in order. He sat down at his desk and began to browse the front page of his favorite digital magazine: Psychology Daily. He came across an article that interested him and briefly scanned it, discovering that chemists have made a new compound that allows psychologists to see brain activity at a much higher detail in brain scans than ever before possible, and also making the brain’s emotional centers much more flexible, resulting in making psychological practices such as hypnosis much easier and expansive. Excited greatly by his newfound discovery, he rushed over to Professor Zecora’s classroom, hoping that she would have better information on the subject, seeing as how she herself is a chemist. He briskly walked through the hallways, coming across a few students near the edge of campus who were smoking cigarettes. He smiled to himself before walking closer to the group of teens, deciding to have a little bit of fun with them. “Well, it looks like Canterlot High has a few rebellious souls.” He said in a very convincing authoritative tone. The students flinched at the sound of his voice, afraid that they had been busted.

“Wha! P-Professor Discord!” One kid yelled in surprise before trying to explain himself to the intimidatingly tall, slender teacher. “This isn’t what it looks like, I swear! I was just holding them for a friend!” He said before throwing his pack of cigarettes on the ground.

The psychology teacher simply laughed in a deep tone before plucking the burning cigarette from the boy’s hand. He puffed in a lungful of smoke before speaking. “Don’t worry about me, boys. I won’t report you to Principal Celestia. After all, who am I to tell you…” He blew the cloud of smoke out of his nose, almost making him look like an angry dragon ready to spit fire. “...how to live your life.” The kids stared at him in awe and slight fear as he handed the cigarette back to the teen before walking away, laughing heartily all the while.

He ventured forward, approaching Zecora’s classroom at a steady pace. He knocked on her classroom door two times and waited for a response. He heard the clicking of heels on a tile floor grow louder, seeming to get closer to the door. The door slowly swung open to reveal Professor Zecora on the other side, clad in a lab coat worn over her zebra-print shirt and skirt combo, exposing her midriff, She looked the psychology teacher in the eyes, greeting him with a smile. “Ah, it is Canterlot High’s psychology expert, Discord, I see. Tell me, Professor, is there a reason you’ve come to visit me?”

“Hello there, Zecora.” He greeted before continuing. “I’ve just finished reading a news article stating that chemists have engineered a new solution that will supposedly lead to a large advancement in the field of psychology, and I was just curious as to whether you have any extra details on it, being a chemist yourself."

Zecora seemed to perk up at this information, a larger smile spreading itself onto her face. “I have no knowledge of such an innovation. Come, follow me to my lab station." The dark-skinned chemist walked over to a large table covered with a smattering beakers and papers, the table itself adorned with large burn marks. She sat down in front of a computer at the far end of the table and began to type speedily. She stopped typing after a few seconds and clicked the mouse, opening up a web page filled with a wall of text and one large picture showing a large beaker filled with a dark pink liquid. Professor Zecora pointed to the picture before asking her co worker, “This is the creation that you speak of, yes? It allows the mind to be repossessed?”

Professor Discord nodded excitedly before speaking. “Yes, it is. It says near the bottom of the article that it is made up of very basic compounds. Would it be possible to make it here? I would really like to have a batch of it myself; it would get proper use, since I work as a psychologist on the weekends.” He asked the chemist next to him in an almost pleading tone.

“I see no problems with making a vial of it. Let me ready the chemistry kit.” Zecora said before writing down the list of ingredients and walking over to a large device made up of beakers and other glass containers connected by a series of tubes. She readied the chemicals before lighting a burner under a glass chamber filled with water. She poured the ingredients into the chamber and let them boil for a few minutes. The two teachers talked idly while the chemical cooked, Zecora reading more about the chemical on the web page she opened up earlier. All of a sudden her eyes went wide in what seemed to be terror or panic.

Professor Discord noticed this and asked his colleague about it. “Zecora, are you alright? What’s wrong?”

She turned to look at the psychologist, a look of shock still on her face. “This chemical is meant to be inhaled, I’m afraid, which means that we are currently using the batch I have made. What’s worse is that it has a side effect. It tends to make females aroused, and men erect.” As she was relaying the information to Discord, she began to feel her body heat up. She crossed her legs in an attempt to cease or slow her arousal, but it was too late. The chemists face began to turn red with embarrassment, but she stared at her coworker lustily.

The lanky psychology teacher was feeling the effects of the brew, as well. He felt his body heat rise as his erection began to swell in his slacks. He quickly rushed to the chamber from which the chemical was emitting fumes in attempt to cover it, but he couldn’t find anything that would serve as a suitable lid or plug. He searched the drawers of the lab station frantically, but to no avail. He froze as he felt a pair of arms wrap around his abdomen, and a voice began to whisper in his ear. “You must forgive me for what I am about to do, but I know that you are feeling aroused, too.” The pair of feminine hands reached lower and grabbed tightly onto Discord’s stiffening package, drawing a guttural moan from him. He turned around to face Zecora and held her face in his hands. She panted heavily as they drew nearer, her mouth ready to greet his. The two teachers moaned in lust as their lips met, and they began to explore each other’s bodies. Zecora broke the kiss after almost a minute and quickly locked her classroom door. “It would cause quite a fuss if anyone were to walk in on us.” They promptly resumed tonguing each other’s mouths, Zecora pulling Discord on top of her as she layed down on an empty lab station. Their kissing became heavier and more sloppy as time went on, and they eventually began to disrobe one another. Zecora rolled the pair over so that she was straddling Discord’s now naked frame. She began to slowly move down his body until her face was aligned with his throbbing erection. She began to sloppily lick the head of his cock, leaving saliva all over his groin. Discord bit his lip to stifle a moan, thrusting his hips upwards in lust. Zecora moaned huskily around the cock that was now lodged deep in her throat, sending vibrations up the psychologists spine. He began to pump his hips urgently in an attempt to signal to Zecora that he was close to release. She held back a gag as she moved further down on his cock, engulfing all nine inches of his thick rod. Discord’s eyes rolled into the back of his skull as he shot a thick volley of semen into the sexy chemist’s throat. She gladly swallowed the thick load before pulling her mouth of of his dick, leaving it coated in saliva. She smiled as she observed that Discord’s cock refused to soften.

“I see that you’ve got more left in the tank.” Zecora said, positioning herself atop Discord’s aroused manhood in a reverse cowgirl position before continuing, “So fuck me hard and give me a spank.” The slender professor dutifully obeyed, giving her large ass a firm slap, causing it to jiggle erotically. She moaned at the contact before impaling herself on his dick. They both moaned loudly as she fucked herself roughly on his rod. She leaned back against Discord’s torso, allowing him to take over. He grabbed her sizable breast in his hands before thrusting into her womanhood at an alarming speed, causing his scrotum to make a lewd slapping sound as it came into contact with her skin repeatedly. She let out a loud, drawn out moan as her walls began to seize around his girth. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth as she came all over his cock, her juices staining the table they were fucking on.

Discord continued to thrust into her pussy after her orgasm had subsided, drawing him closer to his second orgasm that day. He grunted loudly as he buried his dick deep into her womb and began to cum, thick strings of seed splattering Zecora’s insides, sending her into another orgasm. They two professors laid on the table, covered in sweat, panting from their sexual acts only moments ago. Eventually their heartbeats slowed back to a normal rate, and they started to clothe themselves as Discord was buttoning up his blazer, he turned to the chemist with a pleasant smile on his face. “Well, that was certainly an interesting exhibition. Thank you very much for allowing me to partake in this experiment with you.”

Zecora nodded with a look of pure relaxation on her face before responding. “I agree, this outing was pleasurable indeed, but we must agree to keep this a silent creed. Although this was a risky action to partake in, I think it allowed a new relationship to begin.” The two teachers smiled at each other before wrapping together in a romantic embrace. They closed their eyes and kissed each other lovingly. Discord laughed internally as he thought to himself.

‘Well, I certainly didn’t expect this. I swore to myself that I’d never love anyone ever again, and yet here I am, caught lying to myself. I’ve gone against everything I believe in, and yet I’m enjoying myself! It doesn’t make any sense all, but then again…’ The slender psychologist smiled to himself as he finished his train of thought.

‘...What fun is there in making sense?’

Author's Notes:

So, this idea just kind of jumped into my head. I'm not even sure if I'll make any more of these one-shots, but I've been wanting to do this pairing ever since I introduced these two characters in You Thought You Knew Canterlot High. If this gets a good response, I'll probably add more. Hope you guys enjoyed it!

Deuces!