Beep-Beep-Beep

I reached my hand over to smack the shit out of my alarm clock. When I realized I couldn't move, speak or open my eyes! I was panicking! Oh fuck, oh fuck! Calm down Michael breath! You can get through this! I thought. I think it was about an hour or so later, that I started to feel really tired so I decided to try to sleep.

I awoke again a little while later. I could hear quiet murmurs to my left and right. I opened my eyes and let out a breath I didn't know I was holding. Good I can finally move! I thought, a quiet gasp to my left startled me so I sat up. “Wha?” Was all I could say before something to my right hopped in my face and started rambling on like a mad man.

“HimynameispinkiepiewhatisyourswhereareyoufromdoyoulikepartysbecauseIlovepartys!” PinkiePie was surrounded by a reddish aura and lifted off the bed. I heard another voice and it said “Pinkie don’t scare it!” Da fuck? I am not a it!

I looked over to my left and saw a lavender uniwingacorn thing… “What the hell are you?” I asked it.

“My name is Twilight Sparkle, Princess of friendship!” She beamed. “These are my friends Pinkiepie, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and, Rainbowdash!”

… “Where am I?”

“Equestria”

“Well toto I guess we're not in kansas anymore.”

“Wha? Nevermind!” Twilight pulled out a quill and a notebook and started writing stuff down. “What is your name? Where did you come from!?”

“Woah, woah calm down sparklebutt!” That seemed to stop here dead in her tracks staring at me with wide eyes.

“What did you just call me?” She was blushing furiously.

“Sparklebutt that’s your nickname for now on sparklebutt!” The blue and rainbow maned pegasus I guess Rainbowdash was rolling on the floor with tears in her eyes laughing.

“Anyways! What’s your name?” Sparklebutt asked.

“My name is Michael, I am from the planet earth…” Realization just hit me like a freight train. I started to break down. “My family, friends, my cat named tom! All gone just like that!” I put my hands over my face and started to bawl like a baby. I felt a wing drape over my back I looked up and saw Sparklebutt staring down at me with what looked like concern. I sniffed wiped my eyes proceeded to get up and walk over to the bathroom, only to get stopped by a yellow pegasus. She jumped up and knocked me down then rapped me into a furry embrase.

“It’s okay we will find you a way home.” The timid pegasus cooed  which I guess was Fluttershy.

She got off of me and I walked straight into the bathroom I decided to do my business wash my hands and take a shower. I walked out feeling refreshed, the ponys were gone so I decided to go back to sleep.

I awoke to a nurse poking my side, “What da fuck do you want?” She squeaked.

“Y-you have to eat your breakfast mr. human” She had a tray balancing on her back with strawberry jam and apple with toast and what I guessed was water.

She handed me the tray with her mouth and I eat in silence, she watched me very closely. “Is there something on my face?” I asked dumbly.

“N-no no mr human it’s just we never ever heard of a species like you! Also the princesses are going to be visiting you in about an hour so make yourself presentable!”

“Oh alright then.”

I went into the bathroom and took off my shoes shirt and pants. Oh I almost forgot readers I am 18 right now just oughta let ya know. While I was taking a shower I heard the door open and hoofsteps right outside my door. “Human art thou in there?’

“Yea whoever you are I am just taking a shower!” I heard the room door open and close again so I thought whoever it was was gone. I jumped out of the shower and remembered I left the towels out on the bed. I hurriedly open the door and ran out to get my towel to stop mid-step to see 2 large ponys stare at me blushing wildly. “Let’s never speak of this again!” I took the towel walked into the bathroom and dried myself.

“Agreed!” One of them said.

After that awkward moment I appeared with a robe. “There is no other clothes for me so I decided to use this.” I pointed to the robe, I walked over and sat on my bed. “So what did you want to talk about?” I asked both princesses.

“Well thou appeared out of nowhere so we decided to put thou into a hospital until thou recovered.”

“What do you mean recovered?” I looked down and noticed a giant scar over my torso. “Woah what the hell how did that get there?”

“Well you kinda startled Twilight when you appeared at the library so she blasted you in the chest.”

“Sparklebutt did what now?”

The blue one lightly chuckled at the name I gave for Twilight.

“So, um what are your names?”

The white one spoke up first “My name is Celestia I am a Alicorn and the co-ruler of this land.”

Then the blue one “Thou are in the presence of Luna also the co-ruler of this land!”    

“So what now?”

Celestia’s gaze hardened and she said “If you behave in this land you can stay but in the meantime you will stay with Twilight Sparkle, now I am warning you if you dare to hurt her or any of my subjects you will feel the wrath of a thousand suns!” “We best be leaving now huma- oops I mean Michael.”

“Yes goodbye dear human.” I waved goodbye to them then I thought how did Celestia know my name?

I decided to call it a day because for some reason I am very tired and it’s only noon. Ehh whatever I thought as I lied down into my bed and slowly but surely fell asleep.