Retirement in Equestria is harder than expected. Even in such a peaceful land, Statice finds that his new life can be just as stressful as his old one, especially after getting in the bad side of a certain purple alicorn princess and her friends.
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Equestria has always been a land of peace, harmony, tolerance, love, and friendship. For anypony who has grown outside of Equestria...it is the perfect place for retirement. Statice has worked hard as an adventurer to start a new life and he has chosen Equestria to be his new home. Sadly, Statice will find out that being a pony doesn't mean that he will fit in with other ponies, especially due to his "unique way" of solving his problems. Join Statice as he learns what it means to be a pony in Equestria...if he does not end up getting arrested in the process.
Story takes place in an alternate universe. It mostly takes place in season 5. Early chapters are between the end of season 3 and the beginning of season 4.
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Adventure
Romance
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43 Chapters:
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An Interesting Arrival [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 8th, 2016
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Further Complications [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 8th, 2016
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Second Impressions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 21st, 2016
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The Trial [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 7th, 2016
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Meeting Discord [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 7th, 2015
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Operation Escape [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 28th, 2015
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Shining Armor VS Statice [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 9th, 2015
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Escape Complications [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 14th, 2015
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Keeping Up with Current Events [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 16th, 2016
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Evergreen, Everfree [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 16th, 2016
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Adjusting to the Neighborhood [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 31st, 2016
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A Visit to Ponyville [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 8th, 2016
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The Iron Pony [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 7th, 2016
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Ponyville Party [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 18th, 2016
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Another Day [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 19th, 2016
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Daily Life [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 4th, 2016
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A Change of Routine [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 21st, 2016
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Old Enemies and New Frenemies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 28th, 2016
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What To Do Now? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 14th, 2016
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Getting Answers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 3rd, 2016
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Winsome Falls Camp Stories [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 14th, 2016
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Main Camp Event [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 19th, 2016
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Settling The Score [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 15th, 2016
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A Stay in Canterlot [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 7th, 2016
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Arcanum Ball [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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The Game Is On [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Royally Supervised [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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The Suite Life at Canterlot [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2017
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A Dream Night with Luna [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 25th, 2017
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The First Days [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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One and a Half Date [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Canterlot Clash [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Rainbow Rumble [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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New Perspectives [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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A Day with the Princesses [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Vacation to the Crystal Empire [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 29th, 2017
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First Day on the Crystal Empire [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 20th, 2017
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Meeting the Wizard [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 25th, 2018
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Guards, Wizards, and Royalty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 17th, 2018
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A Trip Back Home [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 12th, 2018
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End of the Vacations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 24th, 2019
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The First Day of School [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 27th, 2019
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Catching Up [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 3rd, 2019
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