The Metal Condition
Chapter 42: Valentine's Day special (Rainbow Dash)
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Hearts and Hooves day, basically Equestiras version of Valentine's Day, and is ultimately much more pleasant than its earth counterpart. Yeah yeah, the day is great and all, but it can be a very stressful time if you don't have someone to spend it with, all those couples wandering around doing things together, content with just being near each other. Those that are alone suffer on a day like this...
Good thing I'm not one of those people! Yeah I know I'm a jackass but you should know that by now. I've got my two girls to spend the day and night with.
Now, the thing with having two partners on a day like this is that they both like individual things. Dashie likes to find excitement and adventure while Luna likes a nice, quiet night together. Two different kinds of mares, two different times of day, one metal hedgehog, sounds like the slogan to some really bad movie...meh I'll go with it.
Anyway, this is how things went with me and my mares.
To keep Rainbow happy, you need to keep her adrenaline pumping, and to make her feel special, you need to put her in a place of pure and utter excitement. Fortunately for me, I have every zone from all the sonic games at my disposal. So for this special day with Dash I was going to take her where no other guy on the planet could take her...
"TOOOOOOOOO SSSPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!" I yelled out while flying through a portal with Dash in my arms confused out of her mind.
Once through the portal I let go off Dash and watched as she just floated around with a goofy smile. Over in the distance I could see our destination, The Space Colony Ark. I had planned to first start off the date with a race through Final Rush, ending with a battle against a certain enemy that I'm not even going to bother mentioning as you already know who it is, what else would we fight in space on the Ark?
"Metal?" I heard Dash ask excitedly.
"Yes Skittles?" I replied playfully.
"Are we in space?" She could barely hold her excitement.
"Yes my little Dashie, yes we are." Cross that reference off the list.
Rainbow tried to hold it in but yelled out anyway. "SPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEE!!!" That's two to mark off now. She flew about excitedly before zooming up to the front of me, grabbing the sides on my head with her hooves and planting a long, rough, playful kiss on my lips, well, where they should be. Ok that jokes lost all value now, not that it had any value to begin with. She let go of my face and then hugged my torso. "BEST, COLTFRIEND, EVER!!!" She yelled while nuzzling my chest.
"I know I am Dash." I replied, my ego boosted. "Come on, let's get this started."
She pulled away from me and looked around in confusion. "Wait, how am I able to fly like this and breath out here?" She asked.
"You forget we're in a place that runs on game logic, physics and reason mean fuck all here. No come on, let's get going." I said while charging my engine.
Dash smirked and began flapping her wing with great force. With one last look at each other before breaking towards the Ark, somehow breaking the sound barrier in space.
We reached the beginning of the stage and gripped two handles that launched us towards the first grind rail. The stage was primarily drops, rails and platforms with the odd use of gravity platforms. Dash flew beside me as I progressed through the stage on foot, collecting rings and smashing robots as we went. We eventually came to a spot where a long rail led around a mile wide cilinder-like building. I smirked as I hopped onto the rail and began boosting down, Dash right behind me as I sped down.
I jumped off and jumped from platform to platform, keeping the action going to keep Dash entertained. I allowed her to smash the GUN robots that tried to stop us, needless to say she got a real kick out of it, and the robots a kick to the face.
We reached the goal ring after a long section of floating platforms and small rails, laying down to rest after pushing ourselves slightly with the thrill of going fast. We both have that, a drive that makes is want to go fast, we get a great deal of pleasure out of doing so. Think of it like the feeling of a miniature orgasm but without the mess, that's how it feels.
"That...was so, much, fun!" Rainbow threw her hooves in the air. "And the two best parts about are that, one, WE'RE IN SPACE!!!"
"What's the second part?" I asked while looking over to her.
She smirked and kissed me on the cheek. "That you were able to do this with me."
I rolled my eyes and got up. "C'mon Dashie, we've still got half of this date to go."
"There's more!?" She asked with delight.
I nodded and smiled smugly. I held out my hands and the chaos emeralds appeared. The place began to shake as the falling sequence was activated, looking over I saw Final Hazard attached to the Eclipse Cannon. "You bet there's more. You and I, are going to go super to stop that thing from destroying the earth." I explained simply.
She just looked at me in shock, her mouth agape and her eyes wide. "I love you..." She whispered.
I chuckled and let the emeralds circle us. As I let the emeralds attach themselves to Dashes energy to allow her to transform, the emeralds began to violently circle us until going into our bodies and changing us. I had just went good but as I looked to Dash my jaw dropped...no, I'm not going to point it out again.
Her fur had become white and her mane and wings were longer and more...electric. "Woahohohohoho! This feels awesome!" She exclaimed as she looked over her glowing body. "Alright, let's go beat this snake!"
I just burst out laughing. "Yo-You wanna-wanna rephrase that dahahahash?" I asked trying to hold in my laughter.
"What? What's so funny? All I said wa slots go beat this-" She stopped as she realised her mistake before laughing as well.
We calmed down and let out happy sighs before looking at each other with half lidded eyes. "We should probably get to stopping the earth from being destroyed."
"Yeah." With that we both shot off towards the huge lizard. We stared it down before breaking off to each of its sides where we began to target the huge pink blobs on its sides until it died. We then used a combined chaos control to send the Arl back to its orbit...without either of us falling of course.
With the sun going down I left Dashie off home. She gave me a goodbye kiss and shut the door.
I smiled confidently, sliding a gift card under the door just for laughs, it was a card for a free day at the Ponyville Spa.
With that done I began flying off towards Canterlot. I still had one mate to attend to, one who would require a more...romantic, approach.
Next Chapter: Valentine's Day special (Luna) Estimated time remaining: 2 Hours, 52 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Part one of the Valentine's special, hope you enjoyed