The Metal Condition
Chapter 34: QnA
Previous Chapter Next ChapterHello my loyal readers and followers, and welcome to the Question and Answer chapter of The Metal Condition. I have with me the main cast of the story including a few special guests from other stories involved in the Nightmare-verse. Say hi everyone.
Metal: Hey everyone
Mobians: Hi!
Luna and Rainbow: Hello
Gale and Lisa: Hey there
Marx: Sup
Author: so we're finally doing one of these? Hello all
Mane Six and Celestia: Hello!
Queen Chrysalis: Good evening
Alright, first off, there will be no names given to who asked what. Second, and questions that asked of future events will be ignored, you just have to wait to find out.
First question is for Metal. "Metal, can you rust?"
Metal: I think so, there was that time after I fought Shining Armour and Tails managed to loosen up my joints, I think there could have been rust there. Just a reason to check my armpits again I suppose
Next question is for Celestia. "Celestia, how many pranks have Luna and Metal played on you?"
Celestia: Not many after what happened with the cake prank, they learned their lesson after that and have kept things small
Metal and Luna: *shudder*
Ok then, moving on. Next one is for Chaos. "Hey Chaos, what's the deal with you and Fluttershy, is there something going on between you two?"
Chaos: No, nothing like that. We are close friends but we are not dating. She is a wonderful mare but I'm afraid my liquid heart belongs to another
Well answered Chaos. Next is for Lisa and Metal... Uh oh...
Lisa: What?
This is kind of a weird question for you two to answer... but the show must go on. "To Lisa and Metal, if Metal never got involved with Luna and Dashie, and Lisa never got involved with Gale, would the two of you possibly have hooked up?"
Metal: ...
Lisa: wow...
Metal: Well... to answer that with honesty would kind of spoil a few things for the next story arc... but, I will say that I would have given it a shot if they option was available at the time, but I've got my two my two girls now so... yeah
Lisa: Well... I suppose... Why do I get the feeling that I'm shipped with a few others of PyraFlare's characters?
You have no idea Lisa. Anyway, next one is for Tails. "Tails, how do you feel about Cosmo being in Equestria, on top of that, where is Cosmo?"
Tails: What?! Cosmo is here?!
Cosmo is on a mission right now that will become apparent in later chapters, for now she is absent. Next question is for Metal. "Metal Sonic, will we ever get a picture of you in your suit?"
Metal: Soon... Soon...
Next up is for Marx. "Marx, how difficult was it to train Metal to open portals?"
Marx: It was difficult at first but he eventually hot the hang of it, although he still needs an orb to go to the zones
Next, Luna and Rainbow. "Lulu and Dashie, how do you feel knowing that Metal Sonic cannot have a physical relationship with you?"
Metal: OH FOR GODS SAKE!!!
Rainbow: Eh, I'm not that bothered by it, never really been one for that kinda stuff
Luna: I came to terms with it when I first started dating Metal, it still bothers me as I have not had any sexual experiences for over a thousand years
Next one is for Gale and Metal. "To my favourite robohog duo, Metal and Gale, have you ever raced to see who is faster?"
Gale: We have
Metal: it's me. Gale may have a lot of power and has more experience with his speed, and even with us both in super, hyper or dark forms I was designed to be directly linked to speed, Gale is modelled more for firepower than speed, his speed is something he picked up
Interesting, I can't see anyone trying to disagree with that.
Lisa: What about Zod-
I SAID NO ONE!!! Now, onto the next question. "Metal Sonic, do you watch Rick and Morty?"
Metal: I do, I see Rick in my Uncle sometimes, don't ask why though it ain't important
Next is for Author. "Author, what was your reason for displacing Metal?"
Author: All of my displaced are used to fight Xram and the Nightmares, there is another reason but that will become apparent in the next story arc
Next up is for Cream. "Cream, what is it like being raised by Metal?"
Cream: oh it's very nice, Mister Metal Sonic always takes time out of his day to take care of me and make sure I am ok, he tucks me in every night before going to visit Princess Luna
Ok, last question for Chrysalis. "Chrysalis, where have you been for the past few chapters! You haven't shown up anywhere but your tag is still there."
Chrysalis: I've been busy integrating my children into Equestrian society. I will be returning for the next arc, I want to see how all of what's planned goes down
Well that seems like everything, thank you to all of the ones who sent in your questions. We will see you next time.
Metal: hey, there's one more letter
Hmmm? Oh, so there is. Ahem. "Metal Sonic, where did that tiny chef pony go?"
Metal: That demon?! I don't know! He could be anywhere! *shoots out through the wall and to his palace to hide*
Sorry little chef, you'll get your chance to shine soon enough
Midget Chef: *angry gibberish*
We'll uh, see you next time. Now I need to get everyone back to their worlds.
*poof*
Lisa: Um, I'm still here
Yes, you and I need to have a little talk about what will be happening in the next few chapters. Come with me, I have a small lunch prepared
Lisa: Um, ok I guess
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