A few days later

Ok, so here's what happened in the span of a day. I get trapped in City Escape because Gale decided to take the portal generator to impress some girl named Lisa, after breaking through the fabric of reality with the help of a certain pony with swirling eyes who shall not be named I finally got Rainbow back to her home. After that I find out that Gale had gone and gotten possessed by Marxs alter ego Xram and I had to help deal with a monster that could destroy the multiverse. I find out our only hope of stopping said monster, Authors son Symbol, was killed by it. After yelling a bunch of emotional shit at the possessed Gale he broke free of the control and landed in a Slenderwomans arms, who I'm guessing was Lisa. Then for some reason Symbol decides 'fuck that shit' and comes back from the dead for a moment to throw a fucking sun at Xram, winning the battle. Then he slowly disappears out of freaking existence, then we have a party because fuck the guy that saved the multiverse right?

A few days later Symbols funeral was held and I shit you not Bill Cipher was there. Then I got revenge on Gale for stealing my shit by going to his world and making him look bad in front of his new girlfriend, who is extremely hot by the way.

After I had beat the living shit out of Gale I turned to Lisa. "Terribly sorry about that, needed a bit of revenge since he trapped me in a zone on my first date with my marefriend. I'm Metal by the way." I held out my hand and she took it in hers.

"Lisa. I never got to thank you for helping Gale out in that battle with Xram. So, thanks." She bent down and kissed my forehead.

"Someone's gotta be around to pull this losers head out of his ass, that someone just so happened to be me."

"How did you manage to get out of the zone anyway?"

"Let's just say I had to call upon...a certain pink pony with swirls for pupils."

"Oh you mean Screwb-" I placed a finger to where her mouth should be.

"Don't say her name! I don't wanna have to deal with her again, you say her name and she comes." She pushed my hand away.

"I'll keep that in mind."

"So, you moved to this universe now?" She seemed saddened by this.

"My universe, kinda got destroyed by Xram, Symbol tried to stop him but you know how that went." I nodded. "So I guess I live here now." I could tell she was upset about this, and I hate seeing cute girls upset.

"Gah! Look, will it make you feel better if I look around the multiverse for any sign of your world?" I blurted out, desperate to cheer her up.

"You'd do that?" She placed a hand to her chest in disbelief. "Wait, you aren't hitting on me are you?" I put up my hands defensively.

"Hey I'm spoken for, I just don't like seeing cute girls all sad and depressed." She blushed at this. "And I'll take that as my cue to leave, you might wanna take Gale to the Sky Sanctuary for healing, it's up in those clouds. Place him on the master emerald and he'll be fine." I summoned a portal to the multiverse and walked through.

A few hours later I was searching around the area that Marx had said Lisa's universe should have been. Looking around I saw a broken portal and looked through it, finding a fading Equestria inside it. Picking up all the shards and shrinking the gateway down I began walking back to my universe. I then tripped over something round on the floor. Looking down I found it was a red orb with a white mask on it.

"A token?" I picked it up and analysed it. "Hey wait a minute, I know the displaced that has this as his token, Jack of Blades. Screw that!" I spun my arm and chucked the orb far into the multiverse. "I am not having that crazy bastard anywhere near my world." I opened up a portal to my world, leaving the multiverse behind.

Resting on a cloud overlooking the griffin empire with Rainbow at my side, I looked up at the sky, finally taking a break from the madness that is my life here in Equestria. Rainbow was wearing her sunglasses, pretending not to be asleep, but I could hear her snoring. Chuckling at my Rainbow maned mare I put my arms behind my head, not daring to say something like 'things are looking up' or 'nothing could ruin this moment' because the second you say something like that, your day is going to turn to hell.

My body may not need rest, but my mind does. I may be a robot but I still have to watch out for my mental stability, which was at an all time low at this point.

The system Luna, Rainbow and I had agreed on was Luna gets me at nights and Dashie gets me during the day. However there were a few changes, for instance the day/night routine only applied to Monday to Thursday, Friday was spent with Luna for 24 hours, Saturday was Dashie. Sunday's were my alone days, just me doing whatever the fuck I wanted, who would stop me.

Come to think of it I could easily conquer Equestria if I wanted...nah, I'm not up for running a nation, doesn't help that my moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

Just then I heard something come from below. I looked down and saw an unstable portal in the middle of a field. "I hate my life." I jumped off my cloud and flew down to the portal I saw a few figures walk out of it. The sight of the figures made my eye twitch. "What in the actual fuck?"