Chapter 1

Out In The Dirt

Another boring start, to another boring day. Your daily routine had been pleasantly pounded into your head over the past 6 months, and it was always the same. Wake up, shower, get dressed, out the door, go to school, go home, and use the computer, the only interesting things in your day being the computer. Every now and then you'd pop on over to fimfiction.net, and see what was new there. Usually just a ship here and there, and the occasional clop, but mostly stories that seemed to have been created on a whim, with the plot jumping around more than Pinkie after she ate a few cupcakes. Although recently one story caught your attention. It was about Pinkie Pie, who had somehow become a human, and just by being her usual upbeat happy self, managed to make a guy fall head-over-heels in love with her. Only thing that made it different, was that it had amazing writing, enough so that you'd begun to think about what would happen if you met your favourite pony, Applejack, one day as a human.

This was of course usual morning routine. Do everything you normally do, but spice it up with some wild imaginings or something else, it helped to make the day go by faster if you thought about something you were actually interested in. As you look outside to see that the rain that had been pounding the city for the past week was gone, you made a last minute decision to ride your bike to school, remembering to bring a towel to dry off the seat just in case it rains during school hours. As you begin to make your way down the side streets you see something in the middle of the road. It was fairly large, it couldn't have been a dog though, they were smart enough to stay in their yards. Knowing that you had around 10 minutes that you could waste before you might be late for school, you decided to investigate.

What you found shocked you. It wasn't a gym bag like you'd thought. It was a girl, possibly even around your own age, naked, asleep in the middle of the dirty old road. Knowing the kind of neighbourhood you lived in you couldn't leave out here, and not only that but there was a distinct nip in the air. As you placed your bike on the ground you managed to get a better look at the girl, and my all means, she was the kind of girl every guy would go for. She had a beautiful face, bigger than average chest size, and had, as they say "junk in the trunk". If this had been any other occasion you'd be standing at full salute, but the fear that the girl could be hurt prevented anything other than "help her" run through your head. Carefully taking the towel out of your bag you cover her up, more or less for yourself, and attempt to wake her up. When she doesn't wake up you immediately call 911, tell them where you are, and then call your mom, telling her why you'd be missing school today. Just as you get off the phone with your mom you notice some movement from the girl, and thankfully she appears to be waking up.

"Where in tarnation am I? I know Celestia said that we'd be going to help people, but she could have told us where we were goin'!" That voice, it sounded so famil...

Wait, did she just say Celestia?!

"Um, excuse me," you try to politely interrupt her, "but did you just say Celetia?"

"Oh and can you put this on to cover yourself up?" you add, almost as an after thought.

"Why, yes I did say Celestia, do you know her or somethin'?" says the-girl-who-sounds-and-acts-like-Applejack as she puts on your hoodie, realizing that her current appearance isn't very lady like, nor polite. "Are you who I'm supposed to be meeting here?" Your only response was a look of pure confusion.

"Are you Applejack?"

"Why yes, yes I am! How did you know, me being an, uh, human. I think that's what Celestia called them" she replies, bursting with pride.

"Well, it's a long, long story, but what are you doing here?"

"Tell me this story, then we'll talk"

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After you managed to explain absolutely everything about how you know her and her friends, she just looks at you in complete bewilderment. "So what you're sayin' is, that I'm a cartoon character, and that it shouldn't be possible for me to even be here?!" exclaimed an obviously irritated Applejack. You simply nodded in response, currently trying to figure out if you should or shouldn't mention that she's you favourite. "Well, I'm real, and I know who I am, do you want proof?!" She stood up as she said this, and was then you realized that the hoodie hadn't been done up, as it was now blowing freely in the wind as she exposed herself in a fairly indecent way. Then, without warning, she hugged you. While your brain tried to comprehend what had just happened she whispered in your ear, "Here's your proof", complete with a little giggle at the end, which means she knows what she's doing to you. Before you could manage a response she fainted, and as she did, it began to rain.

Good thing you brought your umbrella.

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After a few attempts you managed to wake her up again, and then promptly handed her the umbrella. It was a small, cheap, and fairly old dollar store umbrella, and it only fit one person completely. Despite her arguments about you catching a cold or something you still stayed outside of the umbrella, fearing that she may use it to rile you up again, like she did when she hugged you. Thankfully, just as Applejack decided to bring the issue back up, mainly because the rain came down faster, the ambulance appeared, seeing you, and her, arguing. Then with a nod from you they quickly coaxed AJ into the vehicle, but since she knew where she would be going, she insisted that you come along, since you looked worse than she did. As you climbed in next to her you asked, "Why did I have to come along, I'd at most only catch a small cold or something." To which she sheepishly replied, "I don't like hospitals all too much, and the thought of being alone in one I'm not used to kinda scares me, so I wanted someone I can trust to be there with me."

With that said she leaned against your arm, making you feel as though you were having the best dream ever. Your favourite pony, is now human, a hot one at that, was now leaning against you, and she trusted you quite a bit. You've never felt this way before, but it was a feeling that you wished would last forever.

Then you passed out due to being in the cold for so long

What do people think of the story so far, it's only my second one, and is also the first time I've ever written something even remotely romance related with regards to humans ;3