Off course
Chapter 3: Chapter 2 Crashin' the party
Previous Chapter Next ChapterI sat on the top part off the mountain looking down at the room where the wedding was being held. I was looking through my binoculars down to where they were, I could just make out eleven heat signatures. Eight of the them were huddled together, 'I assume that is the main six and cadence....... and the ninth signature could be a guard.' I thought while observing what was going on. I heard movement behind me and looked back. Seeing the girls still out cold was good, now your probably thinking some random changeling knocked them out. Well there was no changeling involved, I was the one who did it; and before you ask, I put a knock out spell on them. Making sure they were okay, I looked back down towards Canterlot and saw Evo down in the streets knocking changelings out left and right. I then spotted something up ahead of him. 'Is that what I think it is?' I mentally asked myself as I spotted a changeling that looked similar to Chrysalis but younger and with a red mane and tail. 'Well there isn't much of a choice.' I thought as I mentally sighed.
"Hey Evo." I asked over the walkie talkie I gave him earlier.
"Yea?" he asked.
"There is a changeling up ahead that I need you to secure. She looks like any other changeling, but she has red mane and tail and its braided. What ever you do DO NOT harm her. You may knock her out but that is all." I said sternly. "She looks to be a young queen, probably a princess." I said as I was looking down the scope of my Barrett .50 cal rifle.
"Okay, understood. What should I do when I knock her out?"
"Teleport her up here." I said catching a glimpse of someone else with her. "Hold up there Evo."
"What is it?"
"Tango has a guard with her. I need you to knock them both out quickly, because he looks like he has a communication devise to contact the queen."
"Okay that can be arranged." he said as I could hear him crack his knuckles. I watched him as he ran behind the guard and jumped up as the changeling turned around. The guard couldn't do anything as a swift elbow jab was delivered to the back of his neck. I saw the guys unconscious form fall to the ground and the princess back away in fear. "Hey I'm not going to hurt you," I heard him say. "Hey I need you to talk to a friend of mine." he said as he teleported her up here. When she got up here she frantically looked around noticing the girls all cuddling up and then me. She then crawled over to me and I looked at her then back down the scope.
"Hold on a sec. Evo you there?" I asked.
"Yea i'm here." he said as he was about to enter the castle.
"Two things. One, what have I told you about leaving your mic on?" I asked with anger and disappointment in my voice.
"*sigh* Not to. Sorry it won't happen again." he said in defeat.
"Okay, and the second thing is I need you to stay right at the entrance while I deal with the queen." I finished. I then looked at the princess before I sighed. "Okay I need you to tell me your name and why your here." I said.
"M-my n-name is rose" she said.
"Well Rose I still need you to tell me why you are here." I said with a gentle tone and a warm smile. Which caused her to blush.
"Well I came her to stop the queen." she said. I then looked at her as if she was crazy. I examined her body build and noticed she had some muscle but not enough. She did have an exquisite form which made me blush. I looked away trying to clam the heat in my face.
"Well I'm going to ask you some questions and I need you to answer them truthfully, can you do that?" I asked, to which she nodded. "Thats good. Now why are you tying to stop your queen?" I asked.
"Because she plans on taking over Equestria and I don't want that."
"And why don't you want that?"
"Because our kingdom and race wont prosper in that way."
"Why do you think that?"
"W-well the way you looked at me earlier, that love is better than love that is forced and it lasts longer, and don't think I didn't notice the way you were looking at me I know you wanted to-"
"Stop there." I said blushing like crazy. "The next thing I need for you to do is to do to sleep." I said. When she looked at me she was confused at first, then she drew what I was doing, but before she could say or do any thing about it I snapped my fingers and she passed out because of the sleep spell. "Ok Evo I'm going to intercept the enemy. Be prepared to join." I said as I put a disguising spell on myself making me look like sweet.
"Ethan what are you about to do?" Evo asked.
"I'm going to go through the roof." I said as I went back and started to running towards the edge. When I got close enough I jumped up and went into a swan dive. I watched as the castle came closer and I aimed for the room they were in. I saw that there were a few signatures getting to the group while the one signature looked like it was fighting the incoming ones. Now I still had my thero-goggles on mind you. So I was reaching the roof really fast, too fast actually. 'Oh Fuck!' I mentally swore as I braced myself for impact.
Luna was hanging up-side-down from the ceiling as she watched Chrysalis stare out the window as her drones wrecked chaos over Canterlot. Luna had to deal with the queens insatiable ramblings. All she wished right now was somepony to save them all, because her and Celestia had failed already and the elements had failed as well. Luna was about to give up until something fell through the roof, causing her to fall. When she looked around she noticed that all the changelings had their attention drawn on what fell in. She then saw what fell in, as it stood up she saw what looked to be a mare. She had orange fur, red and purple mane and was wearing what looked to be what someone she knew long ago. Everyone in the room watched as the mare stood up and looked at everyone before speaking.
"Ok someone call for an exterminator?" she asked. After a second she started to fiddle with a devise that was on her wrist, when she was done she turned into someone Luna thought she would never see. He stood there in his brown duster and stetson. She watched as he looked around the room and noticed her tied up in the goo and he also noticed her injuries. Luna had a swollen eye, she was bleeding form the scalp and she was barely breathing. When Luna looked into his eyes she noticed that they went form there vibrant green to a icy blue. After Luna knew that he had finally returned she passed out.
I had just fallen trough the ceiling and said the most perfect catch-phrase, only to notice Luna in terrible shape. I looked back at Chrysalis with unmeasurable hatred in my eyes. We all stood there for what felt like forever, until a drone came running at me from the side. I side-stepped him and as he passed by I elbowed him extremely hard in the neck, earning a sickening crack from the action. I saw the main six and cadence wince at what I did, but Chrysalis had a look of somewhat pain etched on her face.
"Who dares to interrupt my conquest and kill my children!?" she bellowed.
"Well sor-r-r-ry miss I-think-I-own-the-world! Now will you do us all a favor and just FUCK OFF!!" I yelled back at her. She looked at me for a second before smirking.
"Well the stories are true. even in the face of the enemy or an army you show so much back bone. Although that can only get you so far." she said smirking even more.
"Well that's good that you know about me, but could you tell all of your men that are behind me that serum in the syringe won't work on me." I said smirking a little more than she was. She looked at me in shock, probably thinking how I knew they were behind me. She scuffed and the drones behind my went up to her and gave her the syringe. She then looked at me with anger in her eyes.
"Tell me why the rest of my children are not responding to me?" she questioned.
"Oh that's an easy question, they are all unconscious." I stated gleefully. Everyone in the room had various degrees of shock on there faces. I then looked at their group. "Hey its all true." I said as I snapped my hand conjuring a class of chocolate milk. I drank the glass just like Discord would, I say that because I actually drank the glass and not the milk. When I was done with it, I threw it behind me. After it landed I heard the sound of a cat meowing. I looked back to see I had indeed hit a cat. Oh-well what can you do. I turned my head around only to be sucker punched across the face. What was surprising, was I flew into the wall because of the momentum. I pried myself off and fell to the ground. I stood back up and looked at who punched me. "So you want to play rough do ya?" I asked as I spat out some blood and grinned. I walked to the middle of the room before I stopped. I then looked at Chrysalis and she frowned. "Okay before we start this I need to take my belt off. I don't want to be slowed down." I said as I started to unbuckle my belt. When I finally got it off I threw it to my side. As soon as it hit the ground, the floor beneath it cracked under the weight.
I saw everybody in the room stare at me in shock. I chuckled when I saw their reactions. "You know it's rude to stare, I hope you know that." I said as I turned my attention back to my target. I frowned. "Chrysalis are you ready to get this over with?" I asked.
"Bring it on creature! Nothing you do can defeat my top drones." she boasted. God I hate it when others boast. Well she looked like she wanted a show, I'll give her a show.
Twilight watched as this creature took his belt off and it damaged the floor with just its weight. She saw everypony in the room stare at him in complete shock. 'How can anypony stand while carrying so much weight! Its impossible!' she thought.
"You know it's rude to stare, I hope you know that." he said as he turned his attention back to the queen. "Chrysalis are you ready to get this over with?" he asked.
"Bring it on creature! Nothing you do can defeat my top drones." Chrysalis boasted. Twilight saw a frown form on the mans face. For a short second she saw the him and then the next he was gone. A couple seconds later he reappeared and Twilight watched as every single changeling in the room fell to the ground, but there was no blood. She then looked to see him turn around and face Chrysalis, whom had a look of fear on her face. That fear slowly turned to rage as the queen ran to the creature as he had his back turned to her. When Chrysalis was about punch him, he side stepped her and elbowed her in the back of the head. She stumbled for a bit before regaining her footing. She swung around and delivered a nasty right hook to the man and he fell backwards. Twilight watched helplessly as the queen walked up to him and picked him up. She saw Chrysalis put a hand on the back of his head and his chin. It took a second before she knew what the mad queen planed on doing. But with her and her friends being tied up and having magic inhibitor cuffs on she couldn't do anything about it. Everyone watched as she cracked the neck of the man and threw his body to the floor. She then watched in fear as Chrysalis walked over to her and her friends.
"If that was your last resort, it was pathetic. He did put up a good fight but no one can beat the changeling army." she boasted. She was about to violate Twilight when a hand was placed on her shoulder. Chrysalis turned looked back annoyed at first then she was absolutely terrified by what she was seeing. Standing behind her was the creature with his head laying limp to the side. Everyone watched as he grabbed his head and another sickening crack was heard as he corrected his neck, causing almost everyone in the room, who were still awake, to nearly lose their lunches. When he was done fixing his neck he looked down at the terrified queen.
"You know I really hate when people boast about stuff that they know isn't true." he said.
"W-who a-are y-you?" Chrysalis asked while trembling in absolute fear.
"Oh i'm no one special, i'm just," he was interrupted by his phone. He grabbed his phone and answered it. "Hello.....yea I want you to fix it.....I know i'm not there.....well i'm kind busy right now.....i'm liberating Canterlot......yes I know its hard to believe but i am doing it right now....the spare key should be under the mat....its not.....then check above the door.....you got it?....okay the flat screen TV is in the living room. I'll be there in a little while to pay you....okay...goodbye. *sigh* Right in the middle of something important. Ok now where was I?" He asked aloud. "Oh right, i'm Ethan Smith, aka the Lone Wanderer, aka That Crazy Son of a Bitch. Take your pick I really don't care." he said. "Now were are your princesses?" he asked.
"They are back at the hive. Why would you even care?!" she yelled. He stood up and looked into a random direction before looking down at the queen.
"Because Rose told me what your doing to them. And I must say I am extremely disappointed in your parenting skills." he said with scowl.
"And what prey tell are you going to do?! You don't even know where the hive is and I sure as hell won't tell a dirty monkey like you where it's at!"
"We'll see about that." he said before he snapped his fingers. Not so long afterwards Chrysalis fell to the ground unconscious. Twilight looked at the man in fear. He snapped his once more and the cuffs shattered, and the ropes binding them together loosened before falling to the floor.
I had just set the girls free, but I didn't have time to dwell on them I had more pressing matters. With that in mind I put my belt back on and turned around contact Evo.
"Evo, do you copy?" I asked.
"Read you load and clear." he said.
"Bring tango in. Enemy target is neutralized."
"Gotcha."
After talking with him he brought in the girl, but she looked different than I remember. She looked exactly like Rose, but she had a neon green mane and tail with the most vibrant lime green eyes I have ever seen. She wore a green sweater and blue jeans. When he walked up to me, I got close too him and whispered in his ear.
"Dude who is she?" I asked.
"This is Emerald. She said she also came to stop the queen, but seeing that you already beat her to it....." he trailed off. After our little discussion I noticed that everyone one in the room was staring at us. We looked at them awkwardly. Yea i'm not one for this kind of attention so I just teleported outside. As soon as I got out there I heard Evo yell my name. I chucked because he had to deal with the main six asking him all those questions. I then thought that since this was all over that I could get the girls, so I did just that. I concentrated really hard and then I teleported the girls and Rose into the wedding room. With that done I conjured up a B-1B Lancer. I climbed into the cockpit and proceeded to check everything. When I found nothing wrong I then took off. About three hundred feet after taking off, I broke the sound barrier. My destination, Chrysalis's hive. After flying for fifteen minutes I reached my target. This hive looked like it had seen better days. I then landed my aircraft a few hundred feet from the hive. It didn't take me long to walk to the hive. When I reach the perimeter, I noticed that there wasn't a single changeling anywhere. I walked inside and looked at my pip-boy. It was telling me that if I took a right would meet with life forms. I then started walking down the right corridor. I passed by several doors, none of them had life signatures anywhere.
About ten more minutes of walking I came to the only room in the entire hive with life in it. I could hear voices in the room. They were muffled but I could still hear them. I walked into the room and silently shut the door. I then turned my active camouflage on and watched as changeling nurses were nursing several nymphs. I also saw two more changelings that looked to be princesses as well, but it was hard to say since every changeling in the room weren't drones. It also looked like every female was in here, which by my counts. I noticed one of the princesses hooked up to a machine and was laying eggs while the nurses brought them to the Infirmary. This was terrible, and it must stop. I snapped my hand and immediately the princess laid her last egg. The inhabitants were trying to figure out what Had just happened. I snapped my hand again and put a sleep spell on the her. I then turned my camo off. It took them a couple of seconds before they noticed me. As soon as one of them noticed me, she screamed which immediately got the attention of the rest of them. When they looked at me, some of them hissed while others looked away in fear. So I did what I usually do, I pulled a little white flag for my duster that I use to defuse situations like this one here.
"Hey, hey I come in peace." I said as I waved the flag in front of me. This seemed to relieve some of them.
"Why should we trust a some lowly pony?!" a changeling yelled. She had a purple mane and tail along with purple eyes. She was wearing you typical sexy nurse outfit. Complete with tight shirt and a somewhat tiny skirt. Her outfit may have made me blush.
"One I'm not a pony I am a human." I said to which they gasped. "OK question, what is your name?" I asked after settling down.
"Mirage, my name is Mirage." she said.
"Well Mirage are you in charge here?" she nodded. "Well good, because I was sent here to bring you all to Canterlot." I said.
"And who dared to send you here?" Mirage asked.
"Princess Rose and Emerald." I said which caused their eyes to widen to the size of dinner plates. That still confuses me to this day. They all calmed down and started packing. "You know you don't have to do that." I said.
"And what would you have us do?" she asked in annoyance.
"Well I could teleport the entire hive a mile or two outside Canterlot." I said as I snapped my fingers. They all looked at me as if I was crazy, not knowing that the hive to exactly where I said I would teleport it.
"You can't be serious?" one changeling asked.
"Well if you don't believe me, then take a look out the window." I said gesturing to the window. Mirage went to the window and looked out. Then she turned to face me with shock clearly written on her face.
"How did you do that?" she asked.
"If I were to tell you it would break your little mind. But the answer is I am stronger than Celestia, Luna, Discord and Chrysalis put together." I said in a calm tone. "The only one on the entire planet of Equis that could probably take me would be my friend, the Courier. Well we got a wedding to attend to." I said as I teleported everyone from the nursery to the wedding hall and disguised the hive to look like your average hill. When we got in there, Rose and Emerald Ran over two there sisters. Which surprisingly Mirage was one of them. I looked around and saw several guards surrounding Evo and I chuckled. 'How does he get into stuff like this?' i mentally asked while shaking my head. I looked back up to Evo and I could read his eyes. They were pleading me to get him out of that situation.
"Yo Evo! What did you do?" I yelled, getting everyone's attention in the room. I started to walk over to him but was stopped when a spear was placed in front of my throat. I looked at the guard, who looked to be a rookie.
"Halt!" the guard said. I just simply pushed the spear away from my neck and started to walk towards Evo again. "I SAID HALT!" he yelled. I didn't comply, so he decided to throw the spear at me. 'You know what, I want to have a little fun.' I thought as the spear went through my chest. I decided to play the charade. I dramatically looked at the spear as it was covered in my blood. I soon fell to my knees and then to my stomach. When I did, the force caused the spear to pop right out. So I pretended to lay there dead, and I could see everyone in the room with looks of horror. Although Evo was smirking and slowly shaking his head. So I watched as the rookie got chewed out by someone who looked like shinning armor. 'Holy shit!! Shining Armor's a chick in this universe! Oh god that's a laugh. But if my theory is correct then her name should be Gleaming Shield.' I decided that was enough so I stood up and dusted my self off. I looked around and saw everyone look at me with various degrees of shock and horror.
"What?" I asked to which Rarity and Fluttershy fainted. I looked down at my chest and noticed it had a hole in it. "Huh, that's going to hurt in the morning." I said as I snapped my hand and the wound disappeared. But that didn't mean I couldn't feel it. After a few minutes of trying to calm everyone down, and getting the occasional slap across the face. I then was confronted by the girls, who looked somewhat pissed and embarrassed. Yea I saw what they were doing while they were cuddling, and let me tell you this it was weird and kind of hot.
"Why did you place a sleep spell on us?" Sasha asked.
"Because I didn't want you to see what would happen." I said as I gestured out the window. Down in the streets where most guard squads were arresting changelings while others were disposing of dead changeling bodies. Some of which didn't have a head anymore. The girls looked back to me and sadly nodded. "Hey its not that you couldn't do anything, it's just I didn't want any of you to have to take someone else's life." I said. After a little more of trying to reassure them it was alright, the large oak doors to the wedding hall and in the door way stood Celestia and Luna accompanied by a few guards. When Luna caught sight of me, she ran as fast as she could to me. I opened my arms as she ran up. When we meet, I picked her up and twirled her around. When I set her back down she nuzzled me and whispered in my ear.
"Please never leave me again." she said with a few sobs. I stroked her cheek and brought her face up to mine and I leaned forward. She did the same and we shared a passionate kiss, one I have't given her in over 995 years. We kissed for a few more seconds.
"I never dream on it, my angel." I whispered back as I held her in a warm embrace.
Next Chapter: Chapter 3 Introductions and Explainations Estimated time remaining: 12 Hours, 6 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Heres the next chapter for you all. Hope you like it. You can thank my co-writer Th Evo for helping me with the errors. Also you may have noticed that he is also in the story. The next chapter that will come out will be the guys explaining what happened to them and their powers and what has happened between Ethan and Luna.
-Blaze out.
7/28/2015
Also for any one who has a changeling oc and wants them in the story, please pm me. Another thing is if you can come up with changeling names fairly easily plz let me know. Making names for them is somewhat difficult. One more thing I have to say for today, if you also want your oc in the story also pm me and i'll try and find a perfect part in the story to add your character. I'll pm you and let you know if you oc will be in the story.
Again
-Blaze out