Really? Hi is what I came up with? Right now I was wishing someone would slap me in the head for my stupidity cause I sure as hell wasn't going to slap myself.

In an instant there was someone in my face staring at me intensely with both fear and a little bit of curiosity. I almost leaped back at her sudden appearance but stood my ground so I didn't look weak. Man I was becoming more like Hichigo than I thought!

"How did you do that?"

Looking at the woman in front of me I take in her appearance. She had dark purple eyes and was about an inch shorter than me not including her horn which was a light purple and added another five inches to her height and her skin is lightly tanned while having a slim yet curvy figure. Her hair was a dark violet with a pink stripe and was very neat looking. Her outfit was like something akin to a schoolgirls uniform with a white blouse, blue jacket with matching skirt and some black stockings with some dress shoes.

"Uh do what exactly? And who are you?"

"Oh sorry my name is Twilight Sparkle. And how were you able to fight Nightmare Moon!? The only one strong enough for that I thought was Princess Celestia!"

"Well I don't know who this Princess Celestia is but right now I need to be finding that starry bitch and beat her into next week. Do you know where I can find her?"

"You still want to fight her!? And you don't know who Princess Celestia is!? Alright you need to come with me right now."

Before I could mutter a protest she grabbed my hand and forcefully dragged me out of the building. I didn't even bother to struggle as I was lead to a literal tree house. Seriously it was a house that was 'inside' a 'tree'. Though I shouldn't be surprised by things like this at this point.

As soon as we were inside Twilight started running around what I now realized was a library looking for something. Her search was interrupted though when the door burst open to reveal five more girls. One rushed up to Twilight hovering in mid air with her cyan colored wings.

"Alright mare talk! How do you know that alicorn!? Are you a spy?"

As she interrogated Twilight I decided to observe her and the other girls that had invaded the building. The one currently in Twilights face was just as tall as me and I could only describe her as a tomboy. She had rosy red eyes with a boyish yet still feminine figure with tanned skin as if she spent all of her time outside and her hair with matching tail had a shaggy appearance and was rainbow colored which almost made me laugh at the ridiculousness of it. Her outfit was a black sports bra, a pair of matching running shorts and some running shoes.

The next one was the very definition of farm girl in my book. She had bright green eyes with the signature farmer tan with a very curvy yet lightly muscled figure, she even had the freckles on her cheeks! She had dark blonde hair tied into a braided ponytail with her tail also in the same fashion. Her attire was a red checkered shirt that exposed her midriff and short jean shorts with brown cowboy boots.

Some movement caught my attention and I was now staring at another one of the girls who looked to be in the middle of an intense sugar rush. She had baby blue eyes and was the same height as the rainbow haired one and her hair and tail were poofy and looked more like cotton candy especially with its bright pink color. Her skin was a creamy white and she was to put it plainly well endowed and I had to stop myself from staring at her chest which was really hard due to her constant hopping making them bounce. She wore a tight fitting white t-shirt with a denim skirt and yellow rubber boots. She definitely had the weirdest taste in fashion.

Next to her was probably the fanciest woman I had ever laid eyes on. Her eyes were a lighter shade of purple and her hair was a lighter color of Twilights and elegantly curled and she also sported a pure white horn upon her head which matched her flawless skin. Her attire was a very elegant white dress with a slit on the left side so as to not impede her movement and she had on a pair of black heels.

The last of the newcomers was trying to hide behind the others but I still easily picked her out. She had sky blue eyes and stood the same height as me and I could see the yellow wings on her back flutter nervously. Her skin was lightly tanned and she had long pink hair that was lighter than the sugar junkies that curled at the end. She was obviously the most gifted of the group and if I had seen a pair of hers back in my town I would have called them fake but her shy nature made me think otherwise since she seemed to want to hide her figure more than show it off which is what surgery like that was made for. She wore what I assumed was a loose cream colored turtle neck that still strained against her chest with a white skirt that went to her calf's and a simple pair of tennis shoes.

After my little observation cowgirl stepped up and yanked the rainbow wonder by her tail to pull her away from Twilight.

"Easy there Dash we don't know anything yet and you hounding her ain't going to get us answers any quicker."

I took this moment to step up and settle things down.

"Alright everyone just chill. First off Rainbow wonder you need to keep quiet and listen. But first since I'm a little new here can you all tell me your names?"

The girl on the sugar high then appeared behind me and started to speak in a rapid fashion that honestly kind of scared me.

"HiI'mPinkiePieandthesearemyfriendsRainbowDashApplejackRarityandFluttershyalongwithournewfriendTwilight!Whatsyourname!?Doyoulikeparties?!OhyournewandnowIneedtothrowyoua'WelcomtoPonyville'party!"

It was only by some miracle that I managed to pick out the names and from there I just placed the names to the faces which if I was honest wasn't as hard as you would think. Man is there any normality in this place, even the names they have sound like some little girl made them up!

"Ooookay, well my name is Hichigo and right now the only reason I am here is because Twilight dragged me here instead of just telling me where Moon is."

"But why do you want to know where she is darling," asked Rarity.

"So we can finish our fight of course! She ran away like a wimp and I didn't even break a sweat!"

"You can't beat her Hichigo! The only thing that can beat her is the Elements of Harmony."

"Oh? And where were you when I was laying the smackdown on her in the town hall? I think I can manage just fine but on a different note can you tell me where exactly I am?"

"Uh your in Ponyville sugarcube."

"And what country is that in?"

"Equestria of course. Geeze man you aren't very bright are you if you don't know where you are. Though you do look kind of funny without your tail," said Dash.

If I could of gone any whiter I would have. I wasn't just Hichigo now, I was Hichigo in another world. How the hell am I supposed to get home if I am in another world entirely!? Alright just calm down, solve problems in the now and worry about that later.

I was so engrossed in calming myself down I didn't notice the dark blue mist rising up behind me until Fluttershy shouted in fear. Before I could act the mist wrapped around me and I felt myself being pulled somewhere with my last vision being of the girls terrified faces and then hearing Nightmare's cruel laughter.

All I could see was darkness. Not even a speck of light anywhere. I couldn't even see the floor! But as soon as I blinked my eyes I found myself in some long hallway. It was a gothic style from what I could tell with banners depicting the moon every now and then. Wanting to see if I could find a way out of here I start walking while still keeping an eye out for Nightmare.

After what felt like hours of walking I started to hear a faint sound. It sounded like crying. Thinking someone could be in trouble I rush towards the sound before finding myself in front of some large black doors bearing a moon on either door.

The sobbing was coming from behind it so without another thought I Spartan kick the door sending the obstacle sailing into the room to crash into the opposite side. I stepped in Zangetsu at the ready but looking around I could see no immediate threat. Instead What I saw was another 'mare', man that still sounds weird, chained in front of a crude looking black throne. She was the one who was crying.

Being cautious I slowly make my way towards her as she continuous to cry. Did she even notice the fact I kicked the doors off of their hinges and right past her?

Stopping just a few feet away I use this time to take in her appearance. She had pale white skin with a very curvy figure and was the same height as myself. She had starry hair with matching tail just like Nightmare's and even had a horn and wings like her only instead of black these were a midnight blue. She was currently wearing a glittering blue dress that matched her hair though it was a little tattered at the moment. Tears flowed freely from her eyes as she cried and I honestly felt myself wanting to help her.

"Um excuse me?"

She jumped a little at my voice and curled into herself as if expecting me to attack her.

"Please just leave us be!"

"Uh are you okay?"

She tensed up for a minute before looking behind her and I found myself staring into her dark blue eyes. Neither of us moved as we continued to stare at one another. This lasted a good while before she finally decided to speak.

"Who art thou? What are you doing inside our mind."

Oh great she speaketh's in the Kings English! Which I do not know nor want to talk with. Hope she can understand modern lingo.

"Well my name is Hichigo and as for me being in your mind was it? Well you can thank Nightmare for that. Guess she was a little pissy after I gave her a good thrashing earlier. Now who might you be?"

"YOU FOUGHT AGAINST THE NIGHTMARE AND LIVED!?"

Holy Christ she is loud! If it wasn't for my extreme durability and insane healing factor I would have no doubt had my ears blown clear off!

"Okay one: OW! Two: yes I did fight her though she ran away before I could finish the job. Now I ask again, who are you and how do you know Nightmare."

She seemed hesitant to answer as if saying her name would instantly make me hate her and lash out. Though some part of me was now more angry than curious at her hesitation but I quickly snuffed it out. Having Hichigo's violent urges is probably the downside of being a badass and I'm not sure yet if it's really worth it.

"We are Princess Luna, sister of Princess Celestia and ruler of the night. As well as the creator of Nightmare Moon."

"Well okay I guess that makes perfect se- wait WHAT!?"