Spike arched his back and let out a sharp cry as he felt Discord unload his seed deep inside of him, pushing him over the edge his engorged member spraying his seed onto the ground below. His legs shaking as his cock spazed, creating its puddle of seed blow him. Discord nibbled his lover’s ear frill as they both came down from their second orgasm after their heated wrestling match.

“Wow...” Spike panted, resting his head on the log he was currently bent over. “Being a bottom really does feel as good as being a top...” he managed through the pleasureful afterglow.

“Now you know how I felt when you ruined my rump last night,” Discord said with a slight chuckle as he licked Spike’s neck, his arms wrapped around his waist, holding him close.

Once the afterglow faded, Discord pulled out of Spike’s abused rear, allowing a glob of cum to flow out, joining with the white puddle on the ground. The drake stood up and cooed as he felt the warm liquid seep from him, knowing that Discord could still feel the same thing happening to him.

“We should get cleaned up,” Discord said, ready to snap his fingers until Spike stopped him.

“No magic this time. I know a lake near by that should do fine,” he said, leaning on Discord. “But I do need some help getting there, thanks to you, and the fact that I’m still not use to it,” he playfully said with a small blush.

Discord couldn’t help but chuckle as he put his arm around his lover and walked with him to the pond. As they did, Spike’s noticed yet again how different Discord’s been acting ever since they’ve gotten together: he’s actually been more responsible and less sporadically crazy with his acting, which Spike was kinda glad for, so that they could be themselves around each other; neither one forcing the other to change or fit what they thought would be the perfect somepony, like Spike’s seen many mares and stallions do, which usually ended up in bad break-ups, but that wouldn’t be an issue for them.

Spike smiled as they came across the aforementioned lake, and, like most days in Ponyville, the weather was perfect: making it the best time for swimming and cleaning.

“Ah... that’s just what we needed,” Spike sighed as he stepped into the cool water, enjoying the feeling as it rushed along his scales.

Discord grinned as he clicked his heels, making an overly sized diving board appear, snickering as he slithered his way to the top. Spike was already neck deep in the lake by the time he noticed Discord’s little creation casting a shadow above him.

“Geronimo!” The draconequus shouted as he jumped off the diving board, which was now over a mile high.

“Oh fuck...” Spike said as Discord reach terminal velocity, quickly approaching the water.

Spike braced himself for a tidal wave to come as soon as Discord crashed into the water... yet nothing happened. not even the sound of splashing water could be heard, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the diving board has disappeared, along with discord. He tried to look around for him, but he was suddenly yanked under the water, shocking him and making him flail about, trying to free break free of what was dragging him down.

“Open your eyes, Spike,” Discord said rather clearly.

He opened his eyes, and his nictitating membrane naturally remained closed, allowing him to see rather clearly under the water, though he was still holding his breath. He then saw that Discord was breathing, thanks to a set of gills underneath the fur on his neck.

“Give yourself a pair,” he said, motioning to his gills.

The drake nodded and dragged three fingers across his neck, a faint gold and green glow forming along with them as his own gills began to take form. Soon, he began to feel the sensation of breathing once again. “Wow... this feels... weird,” Spike said, feeling the oxygen cycling into his lungs without flooding them with water.

“You get use to it,” he chuckled before swimming circles around him.

Spike chuckled along with him and, with a few pumps of his arms and legs, he swam deeper into the lake with Discord close behind. They swam around one another smiling and laughing, taking advantage of the whole lake. They chased one another to the very bottom of the lake, where it was so dark that most creatures wouldn’t be able to see a thing, yet both of their enhanced visions made it clear as day.

Once they touched the bottom, Spike rubbed his feet along its sand. “Breathing like on land, walking like on land. This is awesome!” He said, turning and giving the spirit a smile. “Thank you, Discord... for everything,” he said, taking the draconequus’ hand in his own.

“It was nothing, Spike,” he said, blushing a bit.

“It’s not nothing, Discord,” he said, getting the draconequus to meet his eyes. “I never thought this last week could’ve ever lead to anything like this... and I honestly would’ve thought I’d be tortured by your wild antics the whole time.”

“Well, I was thinking about spicing up your drab and boring life, but then something made me... well, I thought it was just lust after you, when I saw you pleasuring yourself, but soon I realized that ever since our first interactions, oh so long ago, I’ve come to admire you,” he replied, taking his other hand in his eagle claw.

Spike smiled softly as he pulled Discord close, “but... it kinda feels like you’ve changed: you’ve gotten calmer, cooler, and less sporadic, at least around me... and I’m not saying that’s a bad thing...”

“Well, Spikey... Love can make anypony change,” Discord said, putting his arms around his neck with a smile.

“Don’t force yourself to change, Discord; just keep being yourself. All the randomness and crazy magic is fun and interesting... and you should be yourself,” Spike said.

“I am being myself, Spike. This’s just a side of me I’ve never really let out. I can still be my crazy and wild self, but it might just be the fact that I’m so giddy and still in the realm of being in a new relationship,” he said.

“It’ll have to be something we both get use to. I’ve been more of my old self around you, and I may’ve been acting a bit differently around Twilight, but it’ll balance out sooner or later,” the drake settled.

“But until then, lets enjoy this,” Discord replied with a wink that summoned several instruments under the water, as well as a female clone of himself with a microphone. Soon the trumpet began, joined by the melodic sounds of the piano and his clone picking up with lyrics.

Touch The Sky

The two locked eyes and began swaying in each other’s arms as they danced to the music, and, before long, they both began swimming back to the surface as the music got louder, being sung with more soul before they bursted out of the water and began flying through the air in wondrous maneuvers around each other. They both wore large smiles on their faces as they spun around the clouds, forming them as they went.

“We can touch the sky~ You and me~” the clone sang the final line as the trumpet played the final notes.

The two lovers came together, their arms wrapped around the other as their lips came together in a passionate kiss. The music faded away, along with the band and the clone, leaving only the couple behind, and they soon broke their kiss, smiling warmly at one another.

Yet, moments later, Discord looked down before looking back to his drake, snickering as he did, “looks like someone’s learned a new way of using their magic without even knowing it.”

Spike tilted his head before looking down, quickly noticing how high he was: far above the clouds. In a panic, he scrambled into Discord’s grasp, bridal style, which caused the spirit to burst out into laughter at his reaction, which only served to make Spike embarrassed.

“Didn’t you realized we were flying up here after our little swim?” He asked, trying to control his laughter.

“Can’t say I did!” He shouted, not only from having never been up this high without a pegasi, but being up this high without any memory of doing so.

“Which is odd, considering everything else he’s experienced while living with the elements. Including the number of monsters that seemed to target Ponyville,” Discord thought.

“Well, you did. You must’ve subconsciously allowed your body to use your magic to propel yourself in the air,” he explained. “Which would be a good substitute until your wings grow in.”

Spike relaxed a bit as he nodded, “yeah... you’re right. But now I’ve got to focus on staying airborne.”

“Just focus on how you felt when we were dancing,” Discord said. “It’ll be easy,” his smile was bright and cheery, letting the drake know his words were true, and as they floated there, carefree and happy-go-lucky, six mares made their way out of Ponyville Castle.

As the mare’s left the castle, they split up to cover every possible part of town, even agreeing to have Rarity and Twilight teleport to Canterlot to search there. Yet as soon as she took off into the sky, Rainbow Dash noticed something rather out of place near the park.

“Hey Rainbow, something wrong?” Pinkie asked from below.

“Nothing, Pinkie. I just need to check something real quick,” the cyan mare said as she dashed off.

To which, Pinkie just shrugged and jumped off to her designated part of into town, leaving the cyan mare to fly off towards the new cloud formation, only to come to a crashing halt as she slammed into Derpy.

“Whoa!” Dash shouted as the two went tumbling into a nearby nimbus.

“Oops... sorry, Rainbow Dash,” the gray mare said, popping herself out of the cloud.

“Ugh... it’s fine, Derpy,” Dash grunted as she bucked herself free of the cloud. “Anyways, have you heard anything about that over there?” She asked, pointing to the intricate heart in the clouds.

“Oh, no. Can’t say I have, Rainbow,” The mail mare said with a shake of her head. “Everypony’s been wondering what was going on, too. It seemed to just start forming itself out of nowhere.” She said.

“Hm... then I guess somepony better find out!” She said, speeding off and leaving her signature rainbow trail behind.

As she rushed over to the formation, she saw that it’s already began to naturally rearrange itself back to the correct formation scheduled for the day. “Something weird’s going on...” she said before flying back to town, failing to notice the two she meant to track down in the brush below, walking back towards town.

“A bit more practice and you’ll be a master,” Discord said as he lazily floated around the drake.

“Hopefully,” he responded with a silly grin. “Though you really think I’ll get my wings in a few years?”

“Spike, I’ve seen dragons go from eggs to full grown elders, even ancients more times than I care to count in my lifetime... and you’re no different, even with your special breed, you’ll have wings in a few years time,” Discord confirmed as he turned into a egg and quickly showed the life of a dragon in miniature, even including the oldest dragon Spike’s ever seen.

“Wow...” he said, watching this take place.

“Just a few years,” he repeated, changing back to normal. “Anyways, what do you want to do next? Personally, I’d like to see you cause a bit of chaos around town,” he suggested.

“Maybe a bit later,” Spike replied as they got back to the park on their way back to town. “Let’s see what’s been going on around here, first.”

“Picking out targets... I like it! Seems like my naughty side’s been rubbing off on you in more ways than one,” he chuckled.

This earned the spirit a good whack to the back of the head from a smug drake beside him, causing the two to burst out in a fit of laughter. The ponies around them were confused, but glad to see that the two unlikely friends were having a good time, and as the two walked through town, taking note of what could work to their advantage as they had their jokester fun, a certain cream coated mare saw them and smiled brightly.

“Hey, Spike! Discord!” She called out to the two. “How’re you two doing?”

“Hey Bonny! Where’s Clyde?” Discord asked, snickering at his own joke as the two walked over to her.

But it only caused the two to look at him rather confusedly, leaving an awkward silence as a tumbleweed rolled by.

“Um...what?” Bon Bon asked, tilting her head.

“Oh, nevermind. Don’t even know the classics...” he mumbled to himself as he crossed his arms, shaking his head.

“Well, anyways. I’m doing great, Bon Bon,” Spike said, wanting to change topics. “How’re you and Lyra doing?”

“Great, though she wishes you’d visit for often,” she giggled. “She’s even got some new song she’s been practicing.”

“Well, we can come over right now, if you guys don’t mind: we’ve mostly just been wandering around, so far,” he partially lied.

“Ooh! That sounds like a plan,” Discord agreed.

“Great! We can even go now, since I just finished shopping,” Bon Bon said, motioning to the plethora of bags in her saddlebags and on her back.

Gentledrake-mode kick in as he instantly took some of the heavier looking bag from her back, “allow me to take some of those.”

“Oh, no, Spike. I’m sure I can...” she was cut off by Discord snapping his fingers and teleporting all her bags to her home.

“We insist.” Discord said with a warm smile.

Bon Bon looked Discord in the eyes and something clicked in her mind, which made her turn to look at Spike. She soon couldn’t help but giggle at her thoughts, but decided to save that conversation for later.

“Well then, thank you, both of you,” she said with a smile.

The trio then headed off to the other end of town; to her and her marefriend’s humble abode. Once they got in, they saw Lyra behind a fort of pillows with her lyre pointed at the pile of groceries and other items neatly stacked on the dining room table.

“Lyra, what are you doing?” Bon Bon asked.

“Bon Bon! There you are!” She shouted, jumping out from her pillow fort and running over to hide behind the mare. “Some groceries just randomly appeared on the kitchen table out of no where!”

Discord tried his best to hold back his laughter at the mint mare’s reaction, and Bon Bon simply rolled her eyes and shook her head. “Lyra, Discord teleported these here because he saw how much I was carrying and just wanted to help out.”

Lyra then finally noticed the two taller figures holding back their laughter. “Oh...” she said, blushing a little in embarrassment.

Soon, all three of them couldn’t help but laugh at the young unicorn, who scrunched her nose as her blush grew brighter. After a short while, Bon Bon gave the mare a light peck on the check before trotting over to the groceries. “Hey Spike, mind giving me a hoof?”

“I can give you a hand,” he said with a light chuckle as he followed her.

Soon enough, the two began putting away the copious amounts of food Bon Bon’s bought, since when you live with a mare like Lyra, you always have to overstock. They did this mostly in silence as they heard the small bit of conversation taking place between Lyra and Discord in the next room.

After a minute, Bon Bon thought it was the best time to ask, “Okay Spike, spill.”

The drake raised an eyebrow at this, “what’re you talking about?”

“Oh, you know what I’m talking about. I could tell something was different with you when we met up in the market... and something tells me it has something to do with your new friendship with Discord,” she said, a small grin growing on her muzzle.

Spike was shocked at the mare before him, “well... it’s kinda complicated, and, well...”

“You too are thing now, aren’t you?” She guessed, gauging his reaction, which only served to confirm her suspicions when he tripped over himself and his words to answer her.

“W-W-What?! I don’t know w-where you got that idea f-from,” he tried to say through his sweat.

“You’re a bad liar, sometimes... mostly when you’re nervous.”

Spike sighed in defeat. “How’d you know?” He asked, not wanting to look over to her.

“A mare’s intuition, and you both had a happier, more upbeat look in your eyes... and the fact that when I asked, you were nervous beyond belief,” she pointed out.

He finally looked over to her and thought for a moment: he and Discord agreed not to tell anypony until they were both ready, which Discord was far more so then he was, even to the point where he was open about nearly everything; he didn’t care about what ponies thought of his sexuality. But Spike was very different in that line of thought; he was a lot more nervous about coming out, and even more so about what Twilight and others’d think when he told them.

“It’s just...” Spike began, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I don’t think I’m ready to tell anypony just yet. But you seemed to figure out, no problem... that me and Discord have gone through some...”

“Ah ah ah! If you’re gonna spill it to me, you’re gonna have to spill it to Lyra as well,” she said, trotting over and dragging him back to the living room.

It always surprised him when he saw how strong earth ponies were, even if they didn’t look it. She dragged him into the living room and pushed him into the chair next to Discord, who was rather confused, but the look he got from Spike was all he needed.

“Clever girl...” Discord said, turning his gaze towards Bon Bon.

Lyra, on the other hand, looked between the three occupants as confused as she’s ever been. “Did I miss something?”

“Don’t worry, Spike’ll fill us in on how they...” she motioned to the two of them. “Became a item.”

Lyra’s eyes bugged out. “No... Way!”

“Way,” Discord said with a chuckle, taking his drake’s tail and wrapping it around his own, smiling as the drake visibly relaxed a bit.

“Well... lets start with when Twilight left for the Crystal Empire,” Spike began.

“Wow. That was one hay of a week,” Lyra said with a cheeky grin.

“Though you could’ve left out some of the more explicit details, Discord...” Bon Bon said, slightly angrily and slightly embarrassed.

“I said I was sorry,” he replied, pouting a little as he crossed his arms.

Meanwhile, Spike sighed in relief, glad he could finally tell somepony. “And... that’s it. Me and Discord are together now, even with how unexpected it is, but we still want to keep it on the down low for a while longer, so I’m trusting you two not to say anything,” he said, looking the two mares in the eyes.

“We understand, Spike,” the cream coated mare responded with a trustworthy smile.

“Our lips are sealed,” Lyra agreed, making the motion of locking her mouth and tossing the key.

“Thanks. That really means a lot,” the drake said.

“Well, it’s been fun, but we should get going. Thank you for having us over,” Discord said, thanking the two.

“It was no trouble. Feel free to come over whenever you want, and whenever you decide to go public, we should go out on a double date,” Lyra suggested.

“We’ll keep that in mind, Lyra,” Spike said with a slight chuckle.

The two then left the mares’ house with a final goodbye and headed back to town, while a certain party pony, dressed in an all black-latex suit with a pair of binoculars, watched from a tree just down the road. It was none other than Pinkie Pie, and once the two were a good distance away, she raced over to the door and knocked rapidly.

“Hello?” Lyra answered, opening the door and coming face to face with the figure who’s caused the ruckus.

“WhatdoyouknowaboutSpikeandDiscord? Whyweretheyhere? Youknowsomething!” Pinkie shouted, shaking the mint mare as she spoke faster than any normal pony could understand.

Lyra couldn’t answer, as she was still recovering from the sudden whiplash, “um...”

“I’ve got my eyes on you!” The pink mare stated as she seemingly shrank away, into the ground.

“Um...” was all she could say as she closed the door.

Using her pinkie powers, she quickly found her way to the others as she informed them of the same thing: “I found them! So don’t worry about tracking them, I’ll take care of it.”

She then went back into stealth mode, following behind the two of them to see what they were up to, doing everything she could to stay as close as possible; to see and hear everything they did, all without getting caught. “Why does it feel like Ponyville’s size changes according to whatever we’re doing?” She asked herself as she followed them most of the day, but never managing to see anything interesting.

Soon enough, the day came to a close and the two split up and went their own ways. Pinkie nodded as she saw this and decided it’d be best to gather the girls and tell them all about what she saw, which, in the end, wasn’t really anything of note; just the two hanging out and enjoying the day like any other friends, yet something told the pink party pony there was more beneath the surface.

“So, from what Pinkie told us. Lyra and BonBon seem to be a good source for information,” Twilight said as she thought about what Pinkie told them.

“This time, however, we should ask them with a little more subtly, and in a way they can understand,” Rarity pointed out.

“I was perfectly clear on what I asked them!” Pinkie retorted.

“Pinkie, darling, most ponies can’t understand you when you rush out information. Mostly when it ends up sounding like a jumble of words,” Rarity stated simply.

“She has a point, Pinkie,” Twilight agreed. “Rarity, you can go ask them what they know tomorrow, but, like you said, you have to be subtle about it; we don’t want them to lock up and refuse to give us even a hint of what they know... and keep in mind that this might take a few days, since we still have to keep an eye on them.”

“We’ve gotta do this fast! Who knows how Discord’s magic is messing him up,” Rainbow aggressively stated.

“Ah gotta agree: the faster we find out, the better,” AJ said.

They all agreed; they’d each do what they could to keep watch over Spike, and occasionally Discord, making sure that he was alright, and to see if anything changed during that time. They all hoped it wouldn’t take long for them to figure it out and fix whatever was wrong with Spike, and so, for the next few days, the group carried out their mission, but they didn’t expect the backfire they got.

Spike carried a smile on his face as he went into the market to pick up some ingredients and other food stuff, still coming to grips of not using his powers to make things easier, and allowing him to get out and enjoy the day, as well as interact with others. Though while he was out, he just so happened to notice something as he went around, but he didn’t bring it up, or raise any suspicion about it.

Somepony was following him, and, from his standpoint, they were doing a lousy job of hiding themselves. What made it worse for him was that he knew it was Twilight, with not only a rather poor attempt at a shapeshifting spell, but an obvious jacket to ‘hide’ her identity.

“What are you up to, Twilight?” He thought as he went about his business, trying to lose her without giving that impression, and desperately trying to stifle a laugh as she tripped over far too many crates, barrels, and anything else she could’ve run into as she followed him.

Eventually, he managed to fool her and double back so that he was long gone, and it would take some time before she would be able to find him again. In that time, he headed back to the castle, where he was greeted by Discord in the kitchen, eating a bowl of papers.

“They were following you, too?” Discord asked as he finished his paper and swallowed the fork.

“You guessed it,” Spike answered. “It was Twilight, for me,” he said, using magic to let the food and other items put themselves away.

“I had both Rainbow and Pinkie trailing me. It was easy to lose the pegasus, but Pinkie... I’m surprised she wasn’t born into Chaos like I was,” the draconequus stated, shaking his head.

Spike couldn’t help but chuckle, “Pinkie’s her own brand of chaos. Anyway, why would they try to stalk us? You think they’re suspicious?”

“Now why else would they follow us? I think they’ve figured out something happened last week, and they’re trying to get to the bottom of it. Other than that, I don’t think they’ve got a clue about us.”

Spike tapped his his chin as he thought about it. “Well, we can’t just confront them about it... at least not yet, and they clearly aren’t as stealthy as they think they are...”

“So how about we let them keep doing what they're doing?” Discord smirked.

“I know that look, Discord. What’re you planning?”

“My plan’s that we go about our day, acting like nothing’s different, while we have some fun with whoever happens to be following us,” he said with a rather large grin.

“By pranking them? Wouldn’t they catch on really quickly, I mean, it’ll be pretty obvious,” Spike stated flatly.

“Oh come now, Spike. Haven’t I taught you anything? It won’t take anything spectacular, just a small adjust that won’t even be noticeable, and then watch it unwind,” Discord told him.

Spike thought for a moment, “well... it would make losing them a lot easier... and, if we do it unnoticeably, as just a harmless joke...”

“Come on now, Spike~” Discord said, teasingly licking his drake's neck. “Have some more fun~ You know how it felt last time~” he said, nipping his ear fin.

Spike shivered as he felt his teeth gnawing down sensually. “Okay, but now you’ve got me thinking about other things,” he growled as he pinned Discord to the table, “But only a quicky.”

With his magic locking the doors and windows, so that their little spies wouldn’t have a chance of catching them, the two lovers’ lips collided in a heat kiss, neither one wanting to hold back or take anything slow. Their erections quickly sprang to life, throbbing hard against one another as they began grinding against each other, stimulating them both as their ridges rubbed against one another.

Spike lined up his massive member up with his lovers hole, not bothering with lube, knowing that his lover could take it if he thrusted forward. The loud gasp of lust was all the confirmation Spike needed to start pumping, sending them both into moaning puddles of raw lust and ecstasy.

“Oh yesyesyesyesyes!” Discord moaned out as he clenched down on the drake’s member.

“You’re such a slut, sometimes... my little chaotic lover,” Spike said to him as he grabbed Discord’s rear, holding him up as he fucked him.

Discord gasped and wrapped his arms and legs around the drake, pressing himself against him as each thrust became harder and harder than the last. No matter how many times Discord’s takes his lover, his cock always felt like a monster inside of him, making his arch his back as he shot his load into the air.

Both Spike and Discord felt the seed raining down on them, driving Spike to groan loudly as he came buckets inside of his lover only second later, filling discord up until it spilled from around his cock, right onto the crystal floor below. Once they both come down from their highs, Discord flapped his wings, lifting himself off of Spike’s member and shivering as a glob of fresh cum dribbled out.

“Just a quicky, but enjoyable none the less,” Discord chuckled with a small blush.

Spike smirk at the remark, at least until he felt a drop of cum hit him on the top of his head, which made him look up and sigh as he saw a puddle of Discord’s seamen stuck to the roof.

“Oops,” the culprit said with a smirk.

“Fuck...”

The next day, after Spike finished his chores in, once again, record time, and without Twilight knowing he enjoyed another full day that was only for him, he found that he, yet again, couldn’t get even a few feet away from the castle before somepony was on his tail. Even so, he did what he did yesterday: play it off like everything was normal, at least until he found out who was trailing him, and where he was gonna prank them.

“Let’s see who you are,” he thought to himself as he rounded about the fountain in the center of town, quickly confusing his follower enough for him to get a glimpse of who is was.

It didn’t even take a second to notice the blonde mane, as well as her toned rear, of the hard working pony as he used his magic to see right through her disguise. At that, he stopped his walk around the fountain and headed off towards town hall, his mind trying to figure out how he could loose her with her catching on, since he’s already cut it close with the fountain, but he had to be better than this.

“Just change a few small things... just to get her off your tail,” he reminded himself as he looked around him, noticing how the town hall was receiving a fresh coat of paint, as well as the several buckets of the stuff lying on the ground. A bit of chaos sparked in him and his smirk grew as he slowly lead the mare over them, and, as he passed by, he noticed that most of the cans were already open, which made things that much easier. He could sense how far behind his follower was, and it was a respectable distance; one that most ponies wouldn’t even notice, but it was just what he needed to move one of the can right under her hoof as she passed them.

“What the hay!” She shouted as she tripped over the bucket, sending paint all over herself and the ground, managing to make it far enough to fall over, into several more open cans, fully covering herself from mane to tail in random colors.

Yet it didn’t stop there! She managed to get some cans stuck on her hooves and, once she recovered, she groaned about her now matted coat, mane, and tail as she looked at the buckets. At first, she just huffed and tried to buck them off with all her might, but that only made things worse, causing Spike to have to hold back his laughter as he dashed off, happy at night only the harmless fun, but for successfully losing his pursuer.

He didn’t know if the others would try to follow him, but he did know that he and Discord would have to keep it up until either the girls gave up, or when they were ready to confront them. “This’s gonna be interesting,” he said to himself.

“And you really couldn’t find anything from BonBon and Lyra?” Fluttershy asked softly.

“Not a thing, darling. I did ease my way onto the topic of Spike and Discord, but when I did, lyra clammed up and BonBon did all the talking,” Rarity explained. “It would seem that they’ve been Spike’s friends for a while, but just haven’t gotten to talk much, as of late.”

“So maybe they just bumped into him and wanted to catch up?” The shy pegasus guessed.

“Exactly that,” Rarity replied. “And it would seem that, since Discord told you he and Spike became friends, they said Spike wanted to introduce them to him as well. Though what with being reformed for so long not to have met everypony, even with the childish pranks he plays on them, is beyond me.”

“You have to remember, Rarity, Discord spends most his time with either us or the Princess... and now Spike,” Fluttershy pointed out.

“Still... Anyways, that seems to be all that happened: they didn’t seem to know anything about Spike acting any differently,” she said as she looked over to Discord, who’s gathered a crowd as he played a rousing game of table tennis with his own tail.

How such an odd spectacle managed to gather so much attention without either of them noticing was beyond anybody's comprehension, but it was interesting and rather intense when it came to the lord of chaos and disharmony, such as when the crowd cheered as the spirit’s tail managed to score another point on the main body.

To which, Discord summoned another ball, glaring at his detached appendage. “You shall pay for what you’ve done! You’ve dishonored me for the last time!” He rather dramatically stated, his mouth not matching his words.

His tail only responded with a “bring it on” motion, which made Discord’s eye twitch and the ball in his hand catch fire. He let out a battle cry as he served the ball with a great amount of force behind it. The crowd back away as the tail swung and the ball collided with it’s paddle. It was struggling to hold back the ball, but managed to send it back with greater force. This went on for several strikes before the tail sent the ball skyward.

Discord’s wings snapped open as he flew after it at speeds only Rainbow Dash could achieve. He soon managed to get ahead of the ball, which was above the clouds at this point, and transformed his paddle to one bigger than Twilight’s castle.

“Let’s see you beat this!” He shouted as he growled as he swung the massive paddle at the ball, sending it back down to earth.

The ponies scattered as they saw the impending strike coming down. Rarity and Fluttershy just watched in amazement, yet it didn't last long, as when the tail missed the ball, it created a massive explosion, the shock of which sent debris and ponies flying in every direction.

Fluttershy and Rarity held onto their table for dear life as everything was getting blasted away. Soon the smoke cleared and everything that was destroyed began fixing itself. Discord floated back down and stood over his defeated tail, which was weakly waving a white flag, causing Discord to smirk as he snapped his finger, reattaching his tail to him, and, with a flick of it, cleaned off the rest of the damage.

He then looked in Rarity and Fluttershy’s direction, waiting as the two mares tried to recover, along with the other ponies around them. “That was easier than I expected.”

And, in a flash, he was gone, leaving a confused Fluttershy and Rarity trying to track him down, even though he was long gone, along with the disaster he created from a simple game of Ping-Pong.

“Is he always...” Rarity began asking, only for Fluttershy to quickly answer.

“No... not really... at least not around me.”

The next day, Discord left Fluttershy's home to go out and see what the locals were up to, and see if he could get away with some mischief with Spike. He made his way to the park to wait for Spike’s arrival, and along the way, he’d yet to sense anypony following him, which meant a lot less trouble on his end.

He sat back on the bench as he waited for the aforementioned drake. “He should be here any minute now,” he thought to himself as he looked at a pocketwatch he pulled out of a passerby’s ear.

“Hey, Discord!” The drake’s voice called to him.

The draconequus turned his head completely around and waved as Spike made his way over to him, yet his attention was drawn to a certain cloud that was trailing the drake, and when he looked back to him, their eyes locked onto one another.

“Spike, you’re aware that...” Discord began.

“Yeah, I know,” Spike interrupted. “I’ve tried to get rid of her, but nothing’s working,” he expressed to his lover, maintaining his cheerful outward expression all the same.

“Well, lets see if I can’t help get her off your tail,” Discord said as he cleared his throat, “So, what kinda mischief should we get into today, Spike, my boy?”

“Hm... I was thinking something along the lines of messing around in the market up in Canterlot,” he said with a gleeful smile.

“Ooh! Messing with Canterlot snobs! I like it,” he replied, immediately snapping his fingers and taking them to Canterlot.

“She’s on her way,” Spike said, face-palming as they saw the rainbow trail leaving Ponyville and making a beeline towards canterlot.

Discord watched, slightly amused. “Why she takes the train with everypony else when they come up here, I’ll never know,” he chuckled. “But now we can cause some havoc here AND have her loose us!”

“By disguise, I assume... seeing that we... kinda stick out,” he said, pointing to the amount of noble snobs giving them looks of disgust, or simply turning up their noses at them.

Discord rolled his eyes. “Of course, Spike. I’ve been doing this kinda thing for millennia, and you should know how skilled I am at causing distractions,” he said with a huff.

“Touche. Well, she’s almost here, so we should get moving,” he said as the two headed into the shopping district, a similar cloud now following them once again.

“It’s gonna have to be something big: she learns best while flying,” Spike told him, "She will notice everything while up there."

“I’m well aware, but we’ll be long gone before she can find us again,” Discord told him, looking around for not only the most populated location to wreak havoc on, but specifically something new and different to send them all into a mass panic, or at least make them act a little crazy.

“Got anything yet?” Spiked asked him.

Discord looked around and saw a pony walking her dogs, reminding him of Big Mac, “Eeyup.”

Spike simply watched as Discord flew around, tapping the heads of any animals he could find, then immediately tapping the heads of nearby ponies, each one fading a light gray before running around, acting like the animals that were touched before them. Spike began laughing as he saw the once high classed and sophisticated mares and stallion barking chirping like wild animals.

Rainbow Dash was trying her best to not laugh as well, which was easy, considering the fact that the she was now being chased by feral dog-guards through the sky, to which Discord laughed for her, watching as they chased her into her own spy cloud, which gave a her a jolt of lightning in return, frying a fair portion of her coat and mane.

“Ugh...” she groaned dizzily, unaware that her pursuers were scared off from the thunder.

Meanwhile, Spike and Discord were laughing their tails off as they changed forms and made a quick getaway. “A bit extreme, just to lose her... but hey, it works,” Spike commented as they galloped off, enjoying yet another day together with the one he loves.

And so, for the next few days, it was the same thing over and over again: they’d be followed, prank them, getting a good laugh, losing them in the process, only to have that change as the two went out to hang out at the arcade. When they were inside, they felt eyes hanging on them, yet they couldn’t tell who it was, at least until until they silently agreed that it had to be Pinkie Pie, what with the mare being able to hide anywhere, appear out of nowhere, and sometimes even, on rare occasion, surprise Discord with her antics.

Discord tapped his chin as an idea came to mind. “So, Spike, have you gathered an new information for me,” he said to the drake.

Spike could only raise an eyebrow in confusion, having no clue what the draconequus was talking about. “Um...”

“You remember, don’t you, Spike? I told you to gather more information about... you know,” Discord said as he relayed a different message through his mind. “Just play along; we’re gonna try and trick her into revealing herself,” Discord told him with a wink only the drake could see.

“Oh yeah, I did get more information for you, Lord Discord,” Spike said, getting the message and rolling with it.

“Splendid!” He said, clapping his claw and paw together with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

“Yes, and, from what I’ve gathered, I’ve found the perfect time to execute your plan,” Spike said, making up whatever he could.

“Excellent! And now, before anypony knows it, all of their sweet and delectable cupcakes will be replaced with bland, nutritional broccoli... and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it!” He pseudo-yelled, just loud enough to make it seem like he was only talking to Spike.

Right after he said this, an overly dramatic gasp could be heard, and before the two could locate the familiar sound, they caught the tail end of a pink blur rushing out the front door. The two then looked to one another and before chuckling as they gave each other a small smile.

“That worked a lot better than I thought,” Discord noted. “I was only trying to lure her out, but it seems that sending her off was a good bonus.”

“Yeah, I’m glad we managed to fool her,” Spike giggled. “Cause I doubt anyone else would’ve bought it,” and with that, the two went back to enjoying their time in the arcade, citizen patrons and all.

It was late by the time the two left the arcade, both laughing and joking, having a great time, like they always did when they were together. They both headed back to the castle, and were rather surprised that they weren’t being followed, but they shrugged it off and entered the crystalline structure, going straight to the lounge he and Discord made in Spike’s new chambers; what used to be just his room, and not wasting any time as they laid down on one of the large couches near the center.

“What would you like to do now?” Discord asked his lover as he pulled him close, hugging him from behind.

“Hm... one second,” the drake responded as he held a hand to his head. Discord already knew what he was up to: looking through the castle and making sure they were alone, “well, seeing that nopony’s around...”

“Yes?” Discord asked as a grin grew.

“And you know what I’d really enjoy right now, with my loving spirit of chaos~” he said as he traced his fingers down the draconequus’ chest.

“Oh? What would that be?” He sultrily asked as his claw ran down his lovers back.

“I would like to...” he began, coming closer and closer to his lovers lips with each and every syllable. “Watch a movie!” He shouted with a wide smile!

“That’s... Exactly what I was thinking!” Discord yelled with an equally large grin, his tail suddenly snapping and summing a projector, as well as a plethora of snacks and drinks for them, “Have anything particular in mind?”

“Hm... surprise me!” Spike said, grabbing a bowl of popcorn and leaning back onto him.

“Alright!” Discord said as he went and pulled the movie of choice from thin air and started it.

Pinkie raced around Ponyville, gathering up the elements of Harmony, and dumping them all into her room at Sugarcube corner. “TWILIGHT!” She shouted running into the castle for her last element.

“What the? Pinkie? Aren’t you suppose to be watching Spike and Discord?” Twilight asked as the pink fury bursted into her study.

“I did, but I heard something awful!” She shouted.

“You did? What is it?!” She asked with a mixture of concern and eagerness to know what the two were up to.

“I’ll tell you with the others!” She announced as she picked her up and, through whatever power Pinkie had, took her to Sugar Cube corner in a mere second, where the others were patiently waiting.

“Okay, so we’re all here now, Pinkie! What the hay does Discord have planned? And how’s Spike involved?” Rainbow Dash asked, stomping her hoof.

“Yes, what is it, darling? If it’s this bad, we need to know as soon as possible,” Rarity said.

“Okay, so...” Pinkie started, going into an overly long explanation of what happened, every now and then spinning off into a new topic before getting back on track. When it finally came to an end, she said, “and they said they were going to turn all the cupcakes in Equestria into broccoli! It’s so evil! And the most terriblest thing ever!”

“Ya’ll brought us all here for that!” AJ shouted, her face contorting into one of rage.

Twilight groaned and dragged her hoof down her face, “Pinkie, we thought it was something more important than a little prank!”

“This is important, Twilight! Nopony should buy a cupcake and have it turned into some vegtable before they can bite into it!” Pinkie argued.

As they all began to argue with Pinkie, Rainbow was growing more and more impatient with each passing second, “UGH! That’s it!” The rainbow mane mare shouted, getting everypony’s attention. “We’ve been watching these two for too long and haven’t found a darn thing! And we’ve gotten messed up every freaking time! Well, I’m done with the waiting and spying! I’m going to go right up to them and see what the hay’s going on!” She shouted, breathing heavily from her outburst.

“She’s right...” Fluttershy said. “We aren’t getting anywhere just by watching them. We need to talk to them. They’re our friends... and I’m sure they’ll tell us if we ask... if that’s okay with all of you...”

“She’s right, Twilight...” Rarity said. “It wouldn’t hurt to try, and we have come up empty-hooved every time.”

Twilight put a moment of thought into it, but it wasn't much else they could do, “you’re right, it’s the best thing we can do.”

Thanks to Pinkie’s long explanation of useless information, it was rather late into the evening when the group went out looking for the two. They initially headed to the arcade, seeing that that was where Pinkie left them, but when they got there, they were long gone.

“Where in blue blazes are they?” AJ asked.

“I don’t know, but this was where Pinkie said they were,” Twilight replied as they waded through the crowd.

“I just don’t understand why ponies would stay out so late for such a ridiculous form of entertainment,” Rarity stated as she passed by a group surrounding one of the consoles.

“Well, I’m not seeing them anywhere!” Dash said, tossing her hooves up in frustrations.

Meanwhile, Fluttershy thanked a young colt with a small helicopter hat before walking back to the others, “um, girls... they’ve already left, and headed towards the castle...” she softly said.

“Then I guess there’s our best bet. Come on!” Twilight shouted, quickly leaving with and the other five on her tail, double-timing it to the castle, and once they reach it, their ears instantly perked to the sound of a movie, from Spike’s room.

The movie in question soon turned to a softer scene than all the action that’s been taking place so far, what with the main characters finally managing to get somewhere calm and secluded. Their dialogue, however, fell on deaf ears as the mood slowly turned more and more intimate.

As they watched, Discord and Spike’s tails slowly began wrapping around one another. A small smile grew on both of their faces as they pressed their bodies closer. “Discord...”

“Yes, Spikey?” The draconequus sultrily replied, looking down to his cuddling lover, practically burying himself in his chest.

“I... I don’t really know how to say this,but... I’ve really enjoyed our time together. I never thought I could be this happy with anypony. I...” he was stopped as Discord put a finger to his lips.

He gave a soft smile. “Hush now. I already know... you’ve told me,” his said as his claw trailed under the drake’s chin, cupping it lightly.

They both began leaning forward, their eyes lidded, locked onto one another with a loving gaze. Spike’s arms worked their way around his lovers neck, as his wrapped around the drakes waist, pulling them closer. Soon their lips met is a soft and delicate kiss, their hearts beating perfectly in sync with one another. They were lost in one another's embrace, feeling their lovers touch across their skin... so much so that they failed to notice the door swinging wide open.

Author's Notes:

The longest chapter I have ever written...LIKE EVER! Fuck! Well this is what happens when you try to shoe horn everything into one chapter thinking it will be the last one. And it would seem the girls are walking in on something~

Finished much sonner then expected~ A surprise for all of you~ Enyoy!

Written with beirirangu.

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