“Okay, so he paid us all a visit yesterday... and he was acting really weird the entire time,” Rainbow Dash said to the other four elements sitting around the table.

“Snacks are done!” Pinkie loudly stated as she set down the tray of goodies in the middle of the table, “I have one more tray in the oven: be right back.”

“Thank you, dearie... and he seemed to ask all of us the same thing,” Rarity pointed out. “Something about either visiting him or spending time with him in some way.”

They all nodded in agreement, “Yep!” Pinkie shouted, popping up from out of nowhere. “And he was all stuttery and flustered before he even asked his question!”

“He was blushing for us, fumbling over his words after he got back up,” Rainbow Dash said.

“At first, ah thought it was just the concussion he might’ve gotten, but he seemed fine right up until he asked us about fitting some Diamond Dogs and doing something together, afterwards,” AJ clarified, trying to make heads or tails of anything about this.

“Well... all he asked me was where Discord was,” Fluttershy said, just barely audibly.

“Wait! Wasn’t Discord suppose to stay with him at the castle until Egghead comes back?” Dash noted.

“Well, that doesn’t mean they have to stay there all the time, silly,” Pinkie said booping her nose.

“H-he did seemed kinda rushed and... worried,” Fluttershy added.

Rarity tapped her chin, “well, we haven’t really seen him that much since they moved into the castle, and it’s curious that the only time we actually see him is when he’s looking for Discord.”

“So you think Spike’s freak out has something to do with him?” Pinkie shouted.

“If ah’d have ta guess, ah’d say so,” Applejack agreed.

“But what could’ve happened?” RD questioned

“Well, he was trying to confirm something; trying to see if we really did things with him or not,” Rarity said.

“Yeah, even though none of us had any clue what he was talking about,” Pinkie added.

“Hey... you don’t think...” RD started to say.

“I hope he didn’t... not to our little Spikey-wikey!” Rarity said with a gasp.

“HE’S BRAINWASHED SPIKE!” Pinkie shouted.

“Discord wouldn’t... he’s changed...” Fluttershy replied, shaking a little.

“There was no way he was changed that easily, Fluttershy! He must’ve just been waiting to strike!” Rainbow retorted, slamming a hoof on the table.

“Even so, there ain’t nothin’ we can do til Twilight gets back,” AJ grimly stated.

“Oh, she’s packing her things right now, actually,” Pinkie Pie said with a grin.

Rarity raised an eyebrow, “Pinkie, darling, how did you... nevermind.”

“Pinkie Sense of course, silly,” she answered with a giggle.

“Of course...” Rarity sighed.

Spike hummed as he ran his claws down Discord’s back. The two lovers were cuddling underneath the sheets: Discord resting atop his drake, arms wrapped around his midsection, breathing softly as he was still fast asleep, and Spike couldn’t help but smile as he saw how peaceful he was. The drake rubbed behind the draconequus’ ear, making him coo and his eye flutter open as he woke up.

“Oh, sorry... I didn’t mean to wake you,” Spike said softly.

Discord yawned and stretched, moving up beside his drake, making sure to stay close to him. “It’s alright, Spikey. I was about to wake up, anyways,” he said kissing his cheek.

Spike smiled as he returned the gesture, eager to go back to their cuddling, at least until Spike’s stomach began to to growl. This caught both lovers’ attentions, making Discord giggle and Spike blush.

“Seems like someone’s hungry,” Discord teased.

“Well, after all we’ve done last night... it used up a lot of energy,” Spike replied with a chuckle.

Discord’s tail snapped, “well then don’t worry... we can stay here and relax all day.”

Spike nodded as he heard some movement from the kitchen down the hall, easily figuring out that Discord was having some made for them, and causing his smile to grow as a kiss land on his lover’s face before sighing and relaxing in his lover’s arms under the silk covers.

“Hm~ I can’t explain how amazing last night was,” Discord said, nuzzling Spike.

To which he chuckled and returned the gesture, “yeah, it was outta this world... But I do kinda have a question...”

“And what would that be?”

“Well... to be honest, I’ve never really expected you to be a bottom... I just kinda figured you’d be on top?”

“Spike... I don’t care if I’m top, bottom, sideways, whatever... as long as it’s with you... I’ll be anything and everything,” he said with a blush.

Spike blushed as well, “I... I’ve just always thought of myself as the guy in things like this... so I guess being a top’s been the only thing I guess I thought I could or would ever do...”

He was silenced by a soft kiss from Discord. “Spike, we’re both the guys in this relationship. You don’t need to think about it as one being the male on top and the other as the female on the bottom... and from what we saw from each other last night, we both have dicks, so we’re both the males by default. And yes, I know that the males are usually dominant and females are usually submissive or whatever way they chose to lean it towards... I’m a balance of both: I can tackle you at any point and assert my dominance over you by using you as my play thing all I want until I have had my fun... or I can bend over, leaving myself totally exposed for you to do with me as you please, not fighting back even a single muscle and only doing what I’m told,” Discord explained, looking deep into Spike’s eyes.

He sat in silence, surprised at Discord’s response, “wow... I-I’ve never really thought about it like that.”

“That’s kinda what happens when you’re chasing mares all your life, when all you really needed was to give some hunk of a stallion a try,” Discord said, tracing a finger along Spike’s muscular frame. “You haven’t had the chance or the need to explore the other possibilities until now; to be able to learn everything about yourself, and not just see things in black and white.”

He nodded and took Discord’s hand in his own, looking to his lover with an understanding what he meant, yet, before he could say anything else, the moment of silence was interrupted by a pair of floating mittens, and broom, and a mop bringing in their food.

Spike smiled to Discord and kissed his nose. “Thank you,” he whispered before the trays of fresh food laid themselves out for the two.

Discord simply returned the smile before the both of them turned their eyes to the spread before them, which looked most like a buffet than a meal, even one that could feed all of Ponyville and still have enough for seconds. There were Pancakes and waffles stacked as tall as chaos would allow, jams, sauces, and syrups ranging from almond to zap apple, freshly cooked eggs and meats that made Spike’s mouth water, and since the two have stayed in bed most of the day, there were also hay fries, burgers, pizzas, and just about anything that could span from breakfast to supper... and that wasn’t even the half of it.

The food didn’t seem to ever stop, but their was just so much anyone could take in at once, so they dug in, enjoying the wide range of tastes, textures, and scents of the food they ate. But that didn’t stop them from being a little promiscuous, as Discord held up a grape vine and motioned for Spike to come over to him, which he could easily tell what he had in mind, smiling as he laid his head on his lover’s lap, opening his mouth.

The draconequus lowered the grapes into the drake’s mouth, allowing him to captured one between his teeth, popping it off the vine with ease. The sweet, yet tangy grape tingled his taste buds as he savored the taste, allowing him to open his mouth for more, which Discord was more than happy to oblige, feeding him grape after grape until the vine was picked clean.

“Did you enjoy that, Spikey?” Discord asked as he played with Spike’s spines.

He licked his lips and giggled, “of course, but...” Spike’s attention was soon drawn to a bowl just to the left of him, “I think it’s your turn~” he teased, floating the bowl over to him.

He could only giggle in glee as he saw what Spike was bringing over to them. Spike sat up and, when he notice Discorn moving to assume the same position, he stopped him, leaving him slightly confused, but that was only until Spike pulled him over top of him, so that he was sitting in his lap.

“I have something special in store for you,” he said with a wink, which made his lover blush.

Discord watched as spike pulled out a topaz from the bowl, bringing it up to his mouth, watching as it came closer and closer, ready to receive his treat, only for the drake to pull it back and flick it into his own waiting maw. The draconequus tilted his head, confused and rather deflated from the tease, but it didn’t last long, as Spike pulled him forward into a heated, passionate kiss.

Discord was surprised, but soon melted into Spike’s embrace as the kisses deepened. He let out a soft moan as he felt him nipping and pulling at his lip, teasing him even further as he ran the tip of his tongue along his teeth, wanting entrance, which he gladly granted. He moaned as Spike’s lips held him close and his tongue ventured into his mouth, bringing along its own little gift. His eyes widened, and was met with his lover’s cheeky grin, as he gave him the sweetest treat he’s ever tasted along with it.

Though, all too soon, the kiss was broken with a single string of saliva connected the panting couple. Before Discord could say a single word, Spike captured his lips again, kissing just as passionately as before, exploring not just each others mouths, but using their hands to wander over one another. This time, however, they split the sapphire, dancing their tongues over one another as they each sucked on the gem.

The two lover continued their game, doing everything they could to tease one another and make them beg for more, though once every gem was gone, the two returned to the rest of their feast, moving from dish to dish, ether enjoying it in simple silence, or playing little games as they ate. A few hours passed and all that was left were scattered, empty plates and trays, surrounding two full, happy lovers, snuggling against each other without a single care in the world.

Discord’s claws began walking up his drake’s chest, “Oh Spike~” he sang softly.

“Yes, Discord?” Spike replied with a smile, gazing at his lover.

But instead of simply replying, Discord pushed him down on the bed, flipping himself over to straddle his hips as he leaned down to whisper, “round two~”

The train slowed to a halt as the hiss of steam echoed through the station, its doors flying open as the crowd of ponies emptied the cars. Among them was Twilight, who was slowly trotting out of her own car near the rear, and it only took a few seconds for Pinkie, AJ, and the rest of the elements to gather around her, bombarding her with statement after statement, question after question.

“Girls!” She shouted, ceasing their assault on her ears.

The all took a step back from her, giving her some space as she rubbed her temples, “I’m sorry, girls, but I’ve had a long week. Cadance and Shining have had a lot of extra work while I was there, so I had to help them finish it all, and now I have a splitting headache. So sorry if I’m a bit crossed.”

“It’s quite alright, darling. We shouldn’t have tried to bother you right away, but we think there might be something wrong,” Rarity said.

“Yeah, big time!” RD added.

“Was it an assignment from one of Princesses?” Twilight asked before they could continue.

“Uh... no, we ain’ heard nothing from them...” AJ admitted.

“Does it require the elements?”

“Well... I don’t think so...” Fluttershy said.

“Then it’ll have to wait till tomorrow,” she said, picking up her bags and trotting towards her castle.

“Twilight, dear, please! You have to listen! It’s of the utmost importance,” Rarity called out as the group tried to catch up to her.

“Tomorrow,” The alicorn flatly stated.

“But Twilight...” Pinkie started, but her words never made it to Twilight as all the others began to speak up, trying to get her attention as well.

Twilight’s head was now throbbing worse than it was before, getting so bad that she couldn’t even hear herself think. In a last ditch effort to get some relief, Twilight’s horn flashed as she teleported away, knowing that it’ll cause even more pain, if only for the moment, and leaving her friends behind, completely ignorant of what was about to happen.

Twilight appeared in her room with flash, and a new twinge of pain throbbing through her head, yet the silence she expected and desperately wanted only lasted about a second as a loud moan echoed throughout the room, making her ears ring and her eyes nearly pop out.

“Harder, Spike! Harder!” Discord shouted lustfully.

“Oh fuck!” Spike growled as he plowed into his lover.

Her head snapped to the bed, meeting a sight she never imagined, nor wished to imagine, she would ever see in her current, immortal life: Discord being bent over the side of her bed, his tail and ass raised high in the air and his face buried into her pillow as Spike laid on top of him, his member pumping in and out of his rear as puffs of smoke streamed out of his snout.

The two kept going, failing to notice Twilight’s sudden appearance right behind them, and the princess was far too shocked to speak, her face lighting up a bright red as she couldn’t even move. Soon, her world went black as she passed out, collapsing to the ground with an audible thud, instantly getting the attention of the two lovers on her bed.

“T-T-Twilight!” Spike shouted as he fell out of Discord with a pop.

Discord gasped from the sudden emptiness and surprise of Twilight, “uh-oh... this could be bad.”

Spike rushed over, quickly forgetting his raging erection as he knelt beside the unconscious mare. “What do we do?!?” Spike asked Discord as he went into full-on panic mode.

Discord looked over the mare before snapping his fingers to clean up the room, grabbing Spike by his sides, and passionately kissing him to help calm him down. “Now’s not the time for panic, Spike. This’ll be an easy fix, but I need you to do everything I say.”

Spike relaxed a bit and nodded, but gave a worried look over to Twilight, “I hope you know what you are doing...”

“Spike, I got this,” he said cracking his knuckles.

Soon enough, the two went to work setting everything in place for when Twilight awoke: Discord’s already taken care of cleaning Twilight’s room, while Spike destroyed the sheets that were far too overly covered in their bodily fluids to clean, allowing him to conjure up a new one as he laid Twilight down in her bed, tucking her in.

They left the room shortly afterwards to take care of the rest of the castle: fixing up the dining room back to the long table with chairs lining its sides, replenishing the food that was in the kitchen, destroying any remnants of what happened that week, cleaning and replacing anything that was broken or missing, but Spike also had the extra job of both keeping Discord from making any changes Twilight would notice, and stopping him from continuing what they’ve started before Twilight’s arrival.

Once they finished, Spike sat on the couch with a sigh of relief, “finally! Everything’s clean...”

“Yup! So all our worries are taken care of,” Discord said, wrapping himself around him.

“Well, no completely...” Spike said with a bit of worry coming back to his voice, “I mean, Twilight saw us! She’s gonna flip when she wakes up!”

“Spike, relax. Twilight was already having head pains before she arrived, and the teleportation only made it worse,” Discord said with a wave of a his hands. “She won’t remember a thing.”

“How’d you know that?” Spike asked.

“Why, it’s elementary, my dear Watson,” Discord said, summoning a pipe to his mouth with bubbles blowing out of it, a fedora atop his head, and a monocle on his eye. “It only took one look to see the remnant sparks of magic from her horn, as well as the visible vein of blood right above her eye. But not only that, her mane was slightly frazzled and there were a number of bags under her eyes, indicative of a lack of sleep due to an aggressive work load.”

Spike was utterly befuddled by this.

“That and I read her mind. For an all powerful Alicorn, she’s a wide open book if you know how to look,” Discord chuckled, making his props disappear.

Spike rolled his eyes as he thought back and realized that the spirit was right, “I guess so... and you said she won’t remember anything?”

“Well, I wouldn’t say that... I mean, at best, it’ll be overly hazy for her to remember, like that of a dream. But that’s when you come in and make her think differently, if she has any recollection, of course.”

“Okay, I’m sure I can come up with something,” he said.

“I know you can, and... well... I should be heading back to Fluttershy’s. She’s expecting me back today, after all,” Discord simply stated.

Spike nodded as the two stood up, gazing into each other’s eyes before giving each other a warm, comforting hug and a long, loving kiss before Discord vanished, leaving Spike standing there, giggling to himself before finally deciding to go check on Twilight, seeing if she was awake.

Author's Notes:

The girls are on to something~

Finished much sooner then expected~ A surprise for all of you~ Enjoy!

Written with beirirangu.

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