“But Fluttershy, I don’t wanna try and make friends with Spike!” Discord whined like a foal. “Why can’t I just keep spending time with the six of you?” He asked, giving the pegasus big, pleading eyes.

“I’m sorry, Discord, but both Twilight and I think that it’d be best if the two of you got to know each other.” Fluttershy said, asserting herself a bit, “Besides, you don’t really enjoying hanging around us all the time. Don’t you want... um... what is it called? Male bonding?”

Discord rolled his eyes, “I’ve never needed to make any male friends, especially since Equestria’s full of mares.”

“Please, Discord,” Fluttershy said, and this time it was her giving him the puppy dog eyes. “If not for you, will you do it for me?”

The draconequus crossed his arm and shook his head, “Not going to work on me, Fluttershy. And don’t even waste your time using ‘The Stare’.” Discord said, snaking his way around the small cottage.

Fluttershy sighed and shook her head. “Discord!” She said a bit louder then normal, gaining his attention, “you’re going to spend the next week with Spike, or I’ll...”

“Don’t say it!” Discord pleaded, shoving Angel in her mouth. “Okay, I’ll do it. Just don’t say... that.”

Fluttershy never understood why Discord never wanted her to say what she was about to say, but she still kept it as her ace in the hole. Now, it’s true that she never meant it, whenever she did say it, but it still worked to put him in line.

“Good. Now twilight’s going to be spending the week with Cadence and Shining in the Crystal Empire, so you're going to have to be on your best behavior while you’re in her castle,” she said nudging him out the door.

“Alright, fine,” he said as made his way outside. “I’ll see you in a week, Flutter’s,” and with a snap of his fingers, he was gone.

“Discord’s what?!” Spike shouted as he sat next to him in the study.

“I said Discord’s going to be staying here while I’m away,” Twilight repeated, getting out the last bit of ringing from her ear. “We’re hoping that you’ll use it to do some male bonding.”

Spike’s jaw dropped, hearing the news again, but Discord summoned a crank and attached it to the young drakes cheek, giving it a few quick turns and closing the dragon's mouth. With one last flick of the wrist, he snapped him out of his stupor.

“I don’t need to bond with him! Can’t I go with you to the Crystal Empire? The ponies there love me! And it’s been forever since I’ve seen my fans,” he pleaded, hoping that he could get out of this nightmare.

“Spike, you need to spend some time with other guys. I’m sure being stuck around me and the other girls all the time can’t be good for you,” Twilight reasoned, summoning her bags. “Besides, Discord’s going to be on his best behavior. Right?”

Discord sat up straight and gave his best smile, just as a small halo floated above his head, “by my scout's honor, I promise to be on my best behavior.”

“Good,” Twilight said with a smile, waving goodbye to Spike. “I’ll see you in a week,” and with that, she was gone in a flash of purple magic.

Spike gulped as he looked over to the chaos spirit sitting next to him, the thoughts that came up caused him to shake in fear.

Discord looked down at the dragon with a rather bored expression. “Look here, Spike, I don’t want to be here anymore then you want me to be here, so if you leave me alone and I leave you alone, we’ll both keep ourselves entertained, and we’ll be fine. That way we can get through this week faster, and with little to no problems.”

He knew Discord could cause some serious damage when he ‘entertained’ himself, but he also knew that if he did anything too dangerous, the Elements of Harmony could easily put him in his place. And if not all of them Fluttershy had a trick or two.

“Fine,” he said as he stood up and backed out of the room, not taking his eyes off the draconequus before dashing out the study door, down several hallways, and finally reaching his room.

He quickly slammed the door and locked it shut. “Now all I have to do is hide out in here until Twilight comes back,” he said as he grabbed a stack of comics and hunkered down on his bed.

Discord couldn’t help but snicker at Spike’s actions, and, after that moment, he slithered off the couch and began exploring the massive crystal castle, quickly noticing that it was rather empty, with the exception of the few rooms that Twilight and her friends helped redesign. “This place really is an eyesore...” he remarked, gagging a bit before a smirk overtook him. “Though there’s plenty of room here... for some chaos.”

Spike winched as the next several hours went by with wild and unusual noises echoing throughout the halls, and after he took a look out of his door to see what Discord was up to, he quickly learned to avoid doing that at all costs, seeing how he almost got caught up in a whirlwind of the other worldly chaos that was going throughout the entire castle.

And that was just a peak.

The next day, all the chaotic craziness seemed to have come to a close, and Discord was already bored with it, not even using more than one percent of abilities. “It’s already gotten old... and I don’t want to spoil any of my new tricks...” he lazily said to nobody as he floated around on a cotton candy cloud.

The inner workings of the castle were a complete catastrophe; it looked like an angry mob, of nearly every species that ever existed, ran through and left random things all around. Not to mention that most of the internal structures were in total ruin, but Discord wasn’t phased by it, since he could fix it all with a simple wave of his paw.

Out of his boredom, he got an idea. “I think it’s time to see what everypony else is up to,” Discord smirked as he teleported to the throne room and stood atop the ‘Cutie Map’, as Element’s called it. “I think this’ll work nicely.”

With another snap of his fingers, he casted his own spell to bring up the map, but instead of the usual map appearing, a golden yellow map came up with figurines placed for each of the Elements, the Royal Sisters, and the monarchs of the Crystal Empire. He sat back on Twilight’s throne, pulling out both a projector and a bag of popcorn from thin air.

“Now let’s get started, shall we?” He said to himself as he turn the projector on and the sight of Celestia and Luna in a meeting room appeared before him.

Discord brought the figurines up to his lips, pondering what he should have them do. It came to him only a moment later as he started whispering into their ears.

Celestia and Luna were in the middle of yet another trade negotiation with the Griffon Kingdom, seeing that both sides always do these when there were new products worth trading across their borders.

“Now, King Irontalon, about...” Celestia started but was interrupted as her train of thought stopped dead in it’s tracks.

The king raised his eyebrow at the sudden pause, “ is something wrong, Princess Celestia?”

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She came back with a quick shake of her head, but when she went to speak, “Daaaay-o, Day-ay-ay-o ; Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day, me say day, me say day, me say day. Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o. Daylight cooome and me waaan' gooo~ hooome.”

“Sister, what art thou...” Luna began, but was quickly cut off.

“Work all night on a drink a' rum!” She said, standing up with Luna as well.

“Daylight come and me wan' go home,” confusion rocked the guests as more singing seemingly came out of nowhere.

“Stack banana till the mornin' come,” they couldn’t help themselves as they grabbed and waved the papers to the beat.

“Daylight come and me wan' go home,” now swinging the papers above their heads, they started singing along.

“Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana,” King Irontalion grabbed the nearby bin and beat it to the beat.

“Daylight come and me wan' go home,” it was only then that he realize what he was doing.

“Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana,” Celestia shocked even herself as she seductively danced in place, twisting her hips and showing off her form.

“Daylight come and me wan' go home,” the rest of them began dancing with her.

“It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!” They all sang, going up and down with the numbers, respectively.

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Discord couldn’t help but burst into laughter, seeing Celestia and everyone else in the meeting acting so ridiculously. “She’s going to kill me for that, later. But it was so worth it! HAHA!” He eventually calmed down and clicked a button on the projector, changing the scene.

The image switched over to the Crystal Empire, or, more specifically, the rulers of said empire. “Oh the fun I could have with these two,” Discord snickered as he picked up their figurines.

“Now how should I do this?” Discord asked himself, “Gender swapping? No, that’s been overdone to death... Age Regression? Nah, that’d be illegal... Turning them into rabbits? Nah, that’s just petty...”

Discord was running out of good idea’s and ended up placing the figures down as he thought harder about it, only to notice Twilight walking into the scene. “Oh horse apples... Well there goes that plan.”

“You look better, Twilight, and your long distance teleportation has gotten much better.” Cadence said with a giggle.

“Thanks, it’s still leaving me drained, but that night’s rest was just what I need,” the younger alicorn gleefully replied.

Shining chuckled at his sister, “that’s good to hear, and I wanted to ask you something when you got here, but you were really out of it at the time, but where’s Spike? The Crystal Ponies have really missed seeing their hero, and I haven’t seen my little bro in years.”

“Oh, he’s back in Ponyville, taking off some time to bond with Discord,” Twilight said. “Me and Fluttershy agreed that they both spent too much time with the six of us, and could use some male on male time. Plus, they’ve never really interacted with each other before now.”

Shining tried his best to hold back a bit of laughter, “You may want to word that a bit differently, Twily. Because I’m sure it’s not actually as gay as you made it sound.”

“Shining!” Cadence scolded the stallion.

Twilight blushed once she realized what he meant and re-evaluated her statement, “you know that’s not what I meant! Besides, I don’t believe either of them swing that way, or even have any remote interest in each other.”

“Boring!” Discord said, having ignored the last five minutes of dialogue between the three. “Maybe I should go check on the little whelp... just to make sure he didn’t get sucked up in my little storm, last night,” he yawned as left the room.

He made his way down the halls and came across what he assumed was Spike’s room, seeing the flame-shaped emerald embedded in the door was a clear enough sign of that, and, in finding it, he noticed that it was slightly ajar.

Without any regard for privacy, Discord peaked through the crack and dropped his jaw.

Author's Notes:

First chapter down. several more to go!

Me and my friend beirirangu are both Spike and Discord Fans, and both like the Dispike ship. To be honest their needs to be more of this ship. Most Male/Male ships revolve Big Mac, Braeburn, Sorian, and Caramel.

So we decided to make a fic with our ship. We already know it is going to get some hate for being a Male/Male story, and for this ship being 'random' but we are ready for it.

We still hope that you all enjoy the story as it goes on~
And we plan on doing a weekly updates for this story since we already have several chapters done we are releasing them weekly! So once the day of the week is decided that will be the day a new chapter is up and ready~!