Eventually, the ponies gathered at Sweet Apple Acres for the press conference. Richard had decided to hold it in the barn as to remove any chance of somepony stumbling across the three dead fillies in the basement. He took his place at the microphone and began to speak.
"Fillies and Gentlecolts. I adress you today as the new ruler of Equestria!" He said as the ponies cheered for him. "I promise you that I will not rule you as Celestia had, and will work my hardest to ensure peace, love and a complete lack of molesta-erm, I mean crime. Yeah, crime, that's what I meant." He said nervously."Anyway........."He said before turning to Joe, who stood at his side."Shit, I'veforgotten what I was gonna say!" he whispered anxiously.
"Don't look at me. I'm no good at public speaking!" Joe replied, also whispering.
"uuuuuh. Ridiculously bright torch!" Richard shouted, flashing a very bright torch which he happened to have with him at the time at everypony in the audience. When they could all see again, he and Joe were gone. Murmurs started going through the crowd as one pony, none other than Twilight Sparkle, left to try and find Richard.

Richard slowly wandered through the streets of Ponyville. He'd been out drinking again, but Joe had gone home early owing to a cold. Richard reflected on how uninteresting tonight was in comparison to his crazy antics the night before. when he heard a voice coming from Joe's house.
"Oh god! No, not the butt! Aaaah! That's incredibly painful!" Richard recognised the voice as Joe's and burst in through the door. When he did, he witnessed a sight that shocked him. Celestia.

Richard discovevered Princess Celestia with her horn shoved far up Joe's anus, pulling it in and out repeatedly. She stopped this action upon noticing Richard, and turned to face him.
"If it isn't the pony killer himself. Tell me, Richard, how does it feel knowing that your hands are tainted with the blood of innocent ponies!"
"Innocent? You lot all tried to kill us! And what are you even doing here?" Richard asked in both shock and anger.
"When you banished me, I began to change. Change into something more powerful than I was." Celestia explained."It was similar to how Luna changed into Nightmare Moon. My wings were healed, my horn grew back. and I became the alicorn that stands before you, Princess Molestia!" She said, spreading her wings in a dramatic fashion.
"Oh no, oh god no." Richard said in fear.
"Oh yes, and my revenge against you and your kind has already started! Take a look at your friend. Take a long look." She said as she stood aside to reveal Joe, who was near death due to the injuries inflicted during his molestation. He turned his head towards Richards, and said just two words.
"Avenge me." And then he was gone.

Engulfed by rage, Richard turned around and threw a punch at Molestia, but she was too quick. She dodged and then sent him flying with just one hoof.
"I will be back for you." she began as she walked backwards into a portal she'd created."And then, you will know fear!" Richard tried to catch her, but he was too slow. He began shouting and swearing and smashing up the entire room, drawing attention from a patrol of guard ponies.
"What's going on in here?" asked one of them as he entered the room.
"It was Celestia! She did this and I'm going to kill her for it!" Richard shouted back.
"I see, right then. I don't want to do this, but I'm detaining you on mental healh grounds. Lads, cuff him." He said as other ponies ran in and handcuffed Richard.
"What? You can't do this!" He declared as they led him away.
"I'm afraid I can. Your rights as a civi-"he began before Richard interrupted.
"I KNOW MY CIVIL RIGHTS I'M A MEMBER OF FUCKING AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL!!" he screamed as they threw him on the back of a cart and led him away. Meanwhile, Twilight had been watching the whole scene unfold.
"Oh, Richard. What are you doing?"