“Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now!” Ugg great the Voice is back and still screaming, but anyway readers welcome to the land of friendship and death. Where smiles mean nothing and blood is truth. For me anyway, or anything those damn ponies don't like.

“Because Celestia froze us in stone right now, friggin dumbass we can't move,” I thought back to the voice who had been there for me ever since i entered this damn rainbow land. He was all I had to turn to in the worst of times and in the best. Anyway lets back up about 1000 years or so when I first bought that infernal axe blade that brought me to this candy colored hell.

This was it I was finally at the con, with a full replica of Kriegs outfit,or most of it anyway as I had no way to get a buzz axe saw like his into the con. I had been saving up all year for this I had about 500 dollars with me to spend here on anything I could want.

It was as I was walking that it caught my eye, the last part I needed, a buzz axe just like Kriegs own. I had heard a whisper like thought in the back of my mind

“Buy it, take it, do whatever you must to get it.,” whispered the voice, it sounding oh so compelling.

“Yes, it would be the perfect piece for my costume, but do i have the cash for something like it, and would it be worth it,” I had murmured to myself as i weighed the pros and cons of buying the axe. “It would be the last thing yes it will definitely be worth it,” I mutter as i walk to the stand to inquire about the axe.

“How much would the buzz axe cost,” I had asked to the shopkeeper who had been facing away from me.

“For this piece I would say about 200 to 300 dollars, however for you I will sell it for 50$ instead,”He said as he turned. I noticed he was like the shopkeeper from Resident Evil in appearance.

As I had walked away now 100$ lighter and one buzz axe heavier, I felt nature calling me. I had began to walk to the bathrooms at the back of the building and as I had turned the corner to the Men’s room I had began to get dizzy and faint of breath. As I fell to the floor I felt the ground come out from under me. I had began to fall as I had blacked out mid free fall.

And that young flesh bags is how I found candy colored hell. But anyway back to the outside world. I had heard from Dissy that a new class would be arriving soon on a tour of the garden, and I think thats them now.

“I want to start our field trip here, in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents "Friendship". All right, my little ponies, this one represents "Victory”,” said the teacher of the group.

I had heard three of the small ones arguing over have butt marks like Victory over there.

“Girls! Now this is a really interesting statue. What do you notice about it?” said the foals teacher with flowers for a butt brand

“It's got an eagle claw!” said one foal who had a bow in her mane.

“And a lion paw!” said one filly who had a white coat, and green eyes

“And a snake tail!” said the last small one, who was orange and had wings.

Ahh Dissy, never a thing quite like him to ever live. And oh how hopeful I am of his escape after so long.

“This creature is called a draconequus. He has the head of a pony and a body made up of all sorts of things. What do you suppose that represents?”
“Confusion!”
“Evil!”
“Chaos!” Said the three fillies one after another.
“It's not chaos, you dodo!”
“Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos!”
“Is not!”
“You're both wrong!”
All of these things were said has the three dissolved into arguing with each other.

“So close girls oh so close but nope he is exactly as his name implies, Discord. A being of chaos and disorder who revels in unpredictability and disorder. Also a anoying as hell bastard who needs to die.” I think to myself, as they continue to fight.

“Actually, in a way, you're all right. This statue represents "Discord", which means a lack of harmony between ponies. In fact, you three have demonstrated discord so well that you're each going to write me an essay explaining it,” Was what the teacher said as the fillies stopped fighting to listen to her.

But then I had heard one of the kids turn to me and ask what this one means and the mare was all to happy to oblige.

“This one shows bloodshed, it is said to have once waged war on equis itself and to have toppled many a great warriors and leaders” said the classes leader as she shuddered at my name.

“whoa” “amazing” “terrifying” “how strong was he” whare said by varying foals in the class. And many had stared in awe or terror at me and my achievements

“But how could he do such a thing” had rang out from the small white unicorn.

“It was said that he was immune to fire of all types and was almost unkillable on the battlefield as anything he would kill would immediately start to heal him, and in addition he was able to channel magic to make explosions of varied effects from his enemies defeat.” Was said by the teacher as the students stared in amazement.

As the foals had moved on i heard a distinct sound *crackle* *crack*

“Hahahahaha” was sung out from the area Discord was at as he started to stretch and pops from his ancient joints. “Free at last, and now to cause some chaos,” He said as turned and shimmed in the air. “But what to do about you hmm...:”

“How about freeing me, Asshole.” I thought to him.

“Now now, is that anyway to treat your savior.” he said to me as he floated over. “ I might just free you if you apologize to me now, after all what hurtful words.”

“I, I’m sorry” I said to him as he snapped his fingers and left… WAIT SPOKE “ahh ha ha free, FREE AT LAST,” I screamed to world as I moved for the first time in the 900 years Celestia had me trapped.