Some time (and a great deal of red ink) later...

DARING DO DAILY, VOLUME 87.

FEATURED THIS WEEK:

PAST SENSE

When a dark ritual goes wrong, Ahuizotl is de-aged into a young, harmless kitten. Can Daring Do punish her arch nemesis for crimes he hasn't technically committed yet?

FALLDOWN: EQUESTRIA, CHAPTER 652

Two hundred years after Cloudsdale and all the other floating cities of ponykind fell to the earth, a lone wanderer sets out across the barren wasteland on a quest to bring back the world that once was. Ongoing. Still ongoing.

YOU'VE GOT WOOD

Second person P.O.V. When you wake up in Willow Whisper's bed, there's only one thing left to do. (Author's note: That thing is sex).

THE BLACKEST COFFEE

Daring Do just wanted to get a latte from Chocobean's coffee shop, but she's in for something much darker instead. TAGS: Gore, Sex, Dark, Death, Torture, Guro, Tax Evasion.

RAINBOW FLASH AND DARING DO SAVE THE DAY AND HAVE A BEACH PARTY WITH A BUNCH OF HOT DUDES

See title.

“I thought I told you to change the title, Rainbow?”

“I did! Instead of a pool party, now it's a beach party!”

“That's...not exactly what I had in mind.”

“It's the best idea I ever had! Now there's a surfing contest, and at the end, I- er, Rainbow Flash gets to punch a shark! I never would've thought of it if you didn't tell me to change the title!”

“Oh. I guess that worked out pretty well? I'm just glad you're having a good time.”

“I should be thanking you, Twilight! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't know about fanfic to begin with! You've been such a good friend, and such a good editor, I decided to put you down as a co-author! I even put your name first on the credits!”

“What.”

“Dibs on the trophy, though.”

“Something tells me that's not going to be an issue.”