***Asphyxious pov. Canterlot.***

I was at a loss for words, Twilight lost her crown. I didn’t really care I mean it a lump of gold, how much magic can it hold? I was in the middle of working on a teleporter network until I get a call to come to Canterlot. I still didn’t like Sunbutt, I don’t care how sexy she is now I’m only willing to work with her as much as needed to.

“Explain it to me one more time… Why does her crown have magic in it anyway. And why would you have so much magic in it to be a danger in someone else's hands.” I asked giving Celestia and deadpan stare. Only for Twilight to speak up, why Twilight? you’re apart of my hoard. I feel betrayed.

“That not important what we need to do is go through the mirror and stop Sunset Slimmer.” Said Twilight as she gave me a stern look. God dammit why must she look so cute when she's angry.

“Fine I’ll go… You’ll need someone who at least won’t freak out.” I said as I leave behind my stuff. I had a feeling I won’t need it. “So do we just walk in or?” I asked as Twilight start to walk into the mirror, I let out a sigh and follow her. Why do I get the feeling I’m, not going to like what happens next? Next thing I know I feel something slam into my back!

The first sound I wake up to was Twilight screaming. And as soon as I sit up and feel something is wrong. I look at my hands and saw fingerless gloves also I had a hoodie on. Well new outfit was nice only I’m missing my tail… Awww, I liked having a tail.

Anyway I also saw an ipod on the floor, I pick it up and looked around seeing no one esle but me Twilight as a human… What the fuck? “Twi that you?” I asked a little confused at this new development.

“Asphyxious!? oh I’m so glad you’re here. Oh Spike’s here to.” She said as I looked at the dog in her hands. I could not help but laugh. I mean he was a dragon and now he's a dog no taller than my shin!

“This isn’t funny we need to find my crown and get back before time runs out or we’ll be stuck here for the next 30 moons!!” Twilight tell me as I calm down, I then saw the school. Oh crap, I knew I wasn’t going to like this. I saw Twilight was about head into it but I stop her.

“Wow there speedy, A little info before we go in. One they don’t let pets in even is Spike is not your pet.” I said as I pick Spike up.

“Hey!” Complans the dragon turned dog as I stuff in in Twilight backpack. “And thing don’t work here the same way they do back home. So we’ll go inside find a library and I’ll bring you up to speed. If we’re lucky this places is at the same time peard as my earth before I was displaced.” I explain. I then held out my arm to her as she slowly takes it

“Don’t worry I can handle this.” I said as I walk her inside lucky for us everyone must be in class or something. I then look for a map or something it felt like a ghost town in here until the bell rang. I had never seen some many students walking around so fast once it was over I found Twilight and I on other ends of the hall.

“Okay, that was not what I call normal…” I grumbled as Twilight walked up to me.

“Maybe we should just try to find the Library maybe we can find some information on my crown there?” I just sighed at her. It clear she didn’t understand what we’re info, for all we know someone could've found it and sold it to a jeweler or something. I pulled out the headphones to the ipod and walk with her down the halls. I also found a song I like it was Monster by Skillet. I didn’t question it.

That when we notice someone who looks a little like Fluttershy, huh this place just get stranger and stranger. And she talking to a girl with a black jacket on. Well I guess we shouldn’t get involved we don’t know what this could be all about and Twilight is walking up to the red head… Sigh, why god, why must trouble follows me wherever I go?

I think to myself as I slowly follow behind but didn’t say anything, to be far with the headphones in my ears I couldn’t hear anything. Looks like Twi and the redhead are having a fight until the redhead looks at me. I saw her lips moving but I didn’t hear anything. I pulled out headphone out. “Sorry what was you saying?” I asked bluntly at her.

I think I made the redhead blush at my bluntness. I don’t see why it was a simple question. “I said you better watch yourself, I’m the one who runs this school.” She said getting in my face but I just smiled.

“Is that a challenge?” I asked just before I licked her nose. She blushed and covered her nose qwikly and I just laughed. “Oh god your to easy!” She looked a little mad before storming off down the hall. Sigh, there go my fun for the day.

“Thank you.” Said the girl as Twilight helps her up. The two of them talked for a bit and it turns out this girl name is Fluttershy to. Okay, this is some doctor who world traveling going on right here. She give us some pointers on where to go and we again walk down the halls.

I have no idea where we’re, it looked like a gym to me and there was party favors all over the place. Can’t help but feel like I’ve seen these before. “Hallo?” Called Twilight as she walked around. Me I looked at the table that was next to me and saw food, well. You know what they say, don’t let good food go to waste. Just as I’m about to pick up a sandwich I hear a voice call out right behind me.

“Hey, I’ll be right with ya!” I jumped at the sound of Pinkie voice and looked around, what the hell? How did Pinkie get here did she run in after us? Or was the mirror still open? That when I saw a girl who has hair like Pinkie… No this was a human Pinkie Pie. Then it hit me, this world was a human vision of equestria.

“Hey! You’re new here, right!?” Pinkie asked. She was standing on a ladder, doing… Something. I rightly didn’t know and looked away when her skirt went a little to high. Then looked back at the food and licked my lips, damn I was hungry.

“That right we’re new umm and you’re?” Asked Twilight as I reach for a sandwich again.

“Pinkie Pie! Though for some reason Norman calls me Diane… He’s weird, don’t let the name Normal Norman fool ya!” Pinkie said, hiding her mouths right side with her hand, before winking playfully. I blushed at that as I hand the sandwich in my hand.

Next thing I know the doors open behind me and I drop the sandwich again, dammit! I turned and saw a girl with a cowboy hat on bring in crates with drinks in them. “There ya go Pinkie that the last of them.” Going by the voice this was Applejack. I pay her no mind as she talked with the girls and try to get my hands on a sandwich. I will eat you little goody goodness!

“Thanks AJ! Could you put it next to the snack table? I’d really appreciate it after last week's… Fiasco? That is a word, right?” Pinkie yelled.

“Yes that is a word Pinkie…” I heard Applejack as she she walks up to the table I was about to take a bite out of the sandwich. “Hey, you're not thinkin’ about eating that are ya.” I freeze as I slowly look to the Human Applejack who was giving me a death glare. Well, it already in my hand and I’m hungry. On the other hand do I really want to piss her off? To hell with it, I take a bite out of with and look at her.

“Oh that tears it! come here you varmit!” She said as she grabs me.

“I regret nothing!” I call out as I’m getting my butt kicked. Oh the pain, why must it feel this good! I don’t know how long I was in a choke hold for but that when the girls started arguing with Rarity. What the hell going on?

“Your dresses suck, but I like that Daft Punk one in your wardrobe! There, I said it!” Pinkie said, raising her nose in the air. “You also look like a vampire, but less cool!”

I am so confused right now. What the hell happened to these three? “Stop this aren’t you girls friends!” Called out Twilight as she get in the middle of all this. “Friends shouldn't be fighting like this!”

“Rarity and Fluttershy aren’t my friends!” Pinkie crossed her arms.

“Fluttershy and that freak are worse than Sweetie Belle’s coking!” Rarity shot back.

Pinkie gasped. “You take that back! Nothing’s worse than your sisters cooking!”

Okay this fighting as pissing me off big time and if they didn’t calm down soon I was going to lose it. I mean I was growling and they're all staring at me, crap. “Umm… I was hungry?” I said with a smile trying to hide that I was growling at them all. Oh for the love of Luna’s sexy moon have them believe me.

“I think I saw him drop it.” Pinkie shrugged. I blinked at this as I looked down at the sandwich that was half eating and by the looks of it. AJ stept on it.

“My sandwich…” I looked at it longingly. Why must I suffer, all I wanted was to eat it.

“Don’t worry, I’ll make you something!” Pinkie said, but Rarity shoved her.

“Darling, Pinkie’s food is disgusting.” Rarity shot a glare at the pink girl who looked more red.

“Take that back.” I said looking into Rarity eyes baring my teeth a little. “I like her cooking and your outfits you make so don’t be a pain and make u-.” I was going to say more until Twilight pulled me away, what the hell! She was even covering my mouth!?

“Don’t mind him he just doesn't like to see anypo-one! get hurt.” She said with a smile. I was annoyed by this.

“Twilight let me go they need a talking to and I’m going to give it!” I said as I get loss.

“We need to find the ‘thing’ Asphyxious! I’m sure they can help us later, let's just go!” Twilight said as I get in her face.

“Don’t make me kiss you.” I said looking at her and she blushed. This made the other blush to, I guess they heard me. Maybe leaving is a good idea.

“Uh… What just happened?” Rarity asked, looking to Applejack.

“I don’t rightly know but I think those two are dating.” Said Applejack rubbing her head. I could not help but smile at that then saw the look on Twilight's face. She was blushing so red and I think she was going to melt.

“Well isn’t this a sight, all the losers in one place.” I turn at the voice and saw the redhead again, what was her deal? I think as she walked into the room.

Pinkie tilted her head. “What?”

“You heard me i mean for one thing we have a girl who makes horrible food, A girl who has no idea what good fashion is. Not only that but we have these sheerwater that you call drinks.” She said picking up a bottle and drops it. Okay that a dick move.

“And let not forget little miss nobody. You think you can change things here well you're wrong, I’m going to win this year's Fall Formal and there nothing you can do about it.” She finished smiling smugly at Twilight. Me I had my own ideas for payback.

“As for you mr-” She stop when I was right in her face with a smile. I then poked my tongue out and touched her lips. She freaked out big time! “What are you doing!?”

I just rolled on the floor laughing like a madman. “Oh god the look on you face!” I said in joy at the huge blush on her face. I’m so evil but I love iiiiiiit! The redhead left in a not to happy mood. “Next time it’ll be kissing!” I called out and heard a earatited scream from down the hall.

I looked at the others and saw the shocked looks on their faces. “What?” I asked blinking at them. Twilight was just embared.

“That was Sunset Shimmer! No one messes with her! She’s technically the queen of the school!” Pinkie said, slightly panicked. “Oh… I hope she doesn’t destroy my decorations again…”

“Wait she did what? Shouldn't she have gotten into trouble or something?” I asked. I mean what kind of school was this?

“No one was able to prove a thing. Well… Except there was some evidence against Pinkie, but she might as well have done it.” Rarity smirked.

“So this Sunset is a prick and good at hiding her tracks… I wonder how she fights.” I said with smile. Oh I hope I can get in a good fight with her.

“Fight…?” Rarity tilted her head.

“Oh! Oh! Is your honor threatened!?” Pinkie asked like a little girl. I smiled and rolled with it.

“Oh my dear it was not my honor but yours and these lovely ladies that stand before me who Honor that is threatened. Fear not for I will take on this fiery beast and get back your honor!” I said with a grin then did a bow to them.

Pinkie giggled, but Rarity shot her happiness down. “I’m glad you didn’t add Pinkie in with the me and Applejack. I’d even dare to say Rainbow’s more lovely than her.”

“That’s it! Out!” Pinkie screamed in rage. I then gave her a cuddle and a grin. “Sorry miss Rarity but Pinkie will always be my favorite.”

Rarity ‘humph’ed and walked out. Something seemed to dawn on Pinkie though. “Why does every girl in the school where hooker boots and skirts? Is it a dress code?” I blushed at that and let her go before she said anything else. I did not need to hoard in this world to.

“Anyway do you think you could give us a hand?” I asked Pinkie as she then smiles at me. This was going to be a long day.

“Sure! What do you need?” Pinkie asked. “I know this school like the back of my han-” She stopped as she looked at the back of her hand and saw a small cut. “Huh, that’s new.” We’re doomed.

We made it to the library and I was happy to see they had computers here. Sadly I knew we wouldn’t find anything about Twilight’s crown in here. Didn’t mean I could not find funny videos on youtube in the meantime… If they have a youtube.

“Here we are! The library! Be careful though, Cheerilee has a headache.” Pinkie announced. “Any question? I’ve been here for lots for stuff!”

“I have one how long this Sunshine girl been here at this school?” I asked. Really it was to get an idea how much control she had over the school. The longer they’ve been at the school the more control they have.

“Around five years.” Pinkie replied nonchalantly.

“I came from across the sea everything here new to me.” I said playing off my lack on what I know here. But Five years mean she must have control over every part of this school.

“She was nice at first, like an angel… But as each year went by she became meaner and meaner… Anyway, welcome to Equesica.” That sounds so strange to me now. I think as I walk inside and head to a computer.

“You have a question?” Pinkie asked Twilight. “About anything in general, this school confused me at first too.”

I left them to talk as I start to look up youtube vids. I then found my way on to something interesting. I didn’t know who Pinkiplier was but I clicked the video and saw… Oh my, I blushed at what I was seeing. It was the human Pinkie dancing in a outfit I’m sure Rarity would make… I qwickly clicked on something else and hope no one saw that.

I then found another one with her playing a videogame. Something called Fnaf 2 and boy was she funny.

“Okay everybody! My name is Pinkiplier and I’m going to be playing Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. Bleep Holy crap!” Pinkie in game was wearing the Freddy mask while Withered Bonnie was right there. Her out of game face was contorted into a half panicked and half angry look. “Leave me alone you purple monster from tartarus! I don’t want your hugs! Bleep Okay, I think I got thi-””ROAR!!!” “OH DUCK!!! Fuck… I don’t like bunnies anymore… Bleep Why did Cheese suggest this game! I don’t know what’s going on! Bleep Okay… I think I’m… Wh… Why does that kid have battery's?” She tried using her flashlight but nothing happened. “Oh nonononononononoNONONONO!!!” Foxy jumped at Pinkie, screeching, making the puffy haired girl yelp and fall out of her chair.

“Oh hey, you found my channel!” Pinkie said from behind me. “Yeah, I’m pretty popular on YouTube. Like my stuff?”

“Pinkie, I love your stuff.” I said smiling at her.

“Thanks! Oh gosh I hated that experience!” Pinkie cringed. “Broke my chair… And my headset.”

“Sorry to hear that Pinkie.” I said but then noticed what Twilight was doing on her end… Oh god I better help her. “Looks like Twi needs my help. Thanks again.” I say as i go over to Twilight saw she was losing her battle with the mouse.

“Asphyxious help! It alive!” I sighed as I calmed her down and get her out. What would she do without me? I noticed a flash of light and turn to where it came from. But I didn’t see anyone, must of just been the lights or something.

Pinkie snickered. “It’s not alive silly! You just got tangled in it!” Pinkie untangled Twilight and set it down. “The mouse’s cord is bigger than normal ones…”

“Huh that’s odd.” I said and get a hold of it then follow it to where it go. The strange thing was it was not even plugged into the the computer, I kept following until I found where it ends. I picked it up and looked around. “Wierd.” I said as I make my way back to Twilight.

“I think today’s ending… Well! It was nice meeting you guys… What were your names again?” Pinkie said.

“Oh right, Twilight Sparkle.” Said Twi.

“Asphyxious Hellbringer. But my friends call me Asphy.” I said smiling and ignoring the look Twilight was giving me.

“See you guys tomorrow?” Pinkie asked, before realization struck her… Literally, a book called Realization hit her in the head. It was pretty big, too. “What’s your address!? I’d love to walk you guys to school!”

Crap… I think as I looked to Twilight we had no where to stay for the night! Okay just think oh I know! “We… don’t really have one. You see we just moved here today and didn’t want to miss school bad news was we found out all our stuff won’t be here in the new house for the next 3 weeks. And we don’t have the keys.” I said rubbing the back of my head. Oh please believe my lie.

“Aw! You poor guys!” Pinkie hugged Twilight and me. “Hey! I’ve got an idea! You guys can stay with me! It’ll be like a sleepover! And don’t worry, my sister won’t mind.” I went up to Pinkie and hugged her.

“Thank you!” I said happy we don’t have to sleep outside. Yay!

“You’re welcome! I’d hate to see you two sleep in the library on a bunch of dusty books that never get used!” Pinkie smiled. “Uh, you might want to open your backpack a little bit, it’s not good when your dog can’t breath well.”

Twilight panics as she rush to get her backpack open and Spike sticks his head out to breath. Oh ya we did kind of forget about him. “Sorry little guy.” I said petting his head. I then pulled my hand away after he bit me! Damn the little guy’s got bite to him.

“Aww! He’s so cute!” Pinkie cooed as she scratched his ear. Damnit why can’t I be the dog…

“-And that’s the bathroom. Any questions?” Pinkie asked. I hold my hand up. “Yes?”

“Umm, where will I be sleeping?” I asked not really sure what Pinkie had planed or her sister who I guess is Muad if I’m lucky. Damn it don’t hoard Asphyxious!

“You and Twilight are gonna sleep on my bed, silly! You two seem like that kinda couple, plus I’ve got homework which is going to take forever…” Okay if I wasn’t blushing before I was now and so was Twilight. Okay just calm down it's not like we’re going to have sex here or anything.

“Hi you must be my sister's friends.” I turned to the voice and saw Maud. Even as a human she was sexy and that voice. No, no don’t hoard remember we’re here for one thing. I remind myself.

“It’s nice to meet you.” I said holding out my hand. Maud looks at my hand before taking it and pulling me close to her. I gulped as I looked into her eyes.

“Hurt my sister and I will hurt you understand.” Maud said in that monotone voice. I just nod at her. As she let me go and I just stand there too scared to move.

“C’mon Asphy! I wanna show you two my room!” Pinkie shouted. Twilight pulled me alone to get me moving. My god, Maud was terrifying and sexy. Once we reach Pinkie’s room was well big.

“Wow, you have a lot of space in here?” I said look over the room. “You could fit 6 people in here maybe 9 if you use the space right.”

“Thanks again for letting us stay here Pinkie you’re a good friend.” Said Twilight as she let Spike out of her backpack.

“Thanks! It’s been awhile since I was called a friend. I only ever talk to AJ nowadays! Anyway, let me go get a bed for Spike.” Pinkie said as she skipped out of the room.

“Is it just me or does anypony think Sunset Shimmer was behind Twilight’s friend not being friends anymore?” Asked Spike as he walks around.

“It could happen, I don’t know anything other than what Twi told me about her being Sunbutt student before Twilight. But in a way I understand her pov, I’d be hurt to if I was lead up to believe I was going to something. Only for someone I never heard of to come alone and do what I do only better. I guess she feels like she was replaced and she acting out on that.” I said as I lay on the bed.

“Alright then I know what to do first we help my friends be friends again, with the power of friendship we’ll win my crown back from Sunset.” Twilight said full of confidence. Me I just smile and close my eye. In the meantime she busy with that I was working on a plan B.

“Pinkie I have to ask, why did you think it was a good idea to sleep in the same bed as us?” I asked feeling like I was in a war. It took all of my will power and kissing with Twilight not to go nuts all night. Damn it I want her in my hoard...

“We don’t have another bed. If I’m bothering you I could have slept in the hammock!” Pinkie replied. I blushed at that.

“No it just, it nothing I’m fine with it.” I said with a sigh curse my love for Pinkie Pie. I notice Twi and Pinkie run up to Fluttershy and they start talking. I wasn’t in any rush and we had some time left still. Once I reach them they all run off again, I have to run after them don’t I? I think as I start to run to.

I was happy they stop and follow them as they go into a shop. God damn this body sucks! I want my old body back dammit! I saw stool and sat on it as I get my breath back. I then saw that that was talking I must of gotten to the middle of it or something.

“But I got a text from you saying you didn’t want something quiet, you wanted a loud party!” Pinkie said.

“And I sent a text to Pinkie asking if I could help with the decorations and she said she had all the volunteers she needed! Come to find out she was working on it by herself.” Rarity said back.

“I didn’t get any texts!” Yelled Pinkie.

“Well I didn’t imagine it!” Rarity yelled back only for the both of them to look at each other confused.

“Guys calm down look did any of you lose your phone at any point in time?” I asked as I sit there. “Someone could have copied the info from your phones and sent you both texts. Or got a hold of your phones and sent them from there.”

They all look at me for a moment as if to piece together my logic.

“There might be an app for that.” Pinkie suggested. “I mean… Maybe she sabotaged us? But why?” I look at Twilight saw she was giving me the don’t tell them look. I sighed at that and rolled my eyes.

“Don’t know, but now that you all know what happens now?” I ask looking at everyone.

“Well I say we find Rainbow Dash and tell her what we found out.” Said Applejack as she looks to the others. “And sorry about everything girls.”

“Don’t apologise to us AJ, you did nothing to us.” Rarity said, looking towards Pinkie and Fluttershy. “We should be apologising to each other.” Aww that so sweet.

“It’s gonna take more than apologising to make up for that comment about my cooking…” Pinkie grumbled, making Rarity flinch.

“Pinkie do you really think she think that way about your cooking?” I asked with a smile. “Come on you know what all her favorite foods are. And how to make them~” I then look at Rarity with a evil smile.

Pinkie sighed. “Fine… But you’re becoming my new taste tester!”

“You made fun of my dresses, so you’ll be my new mannequin then.” Rarity smirked.

“Deal.” Pinkie said seriously and then spit onto her hand before reaching it out for a shake. Eww.

“Uh… I’m fine darling…” Rarity said, holding back her barff.

“No RD it’s not true don’t tell me you love him!” I said in a fake Applejack voice. As me and Pinkie were trying to guess what there saying.

“Why would you ask me that!? I’ve never met him before!” Pinkie ‘replied’.

“But Rainbow I saw you, with him at the party. I could not bear to face you after what I saw.” I replied back smiling from ear to ear.

When Pinkie saw them hug, she added, “No AJ, I love you.” Pinkie then burst out laughing.

“Wait, wait! There something you should know, I am with child and you’re the father!” I couldn’t take it anymore and bust out laughing to. I couldn’t even stop once Applejack and Dash walk up to the group.

Pinkie continued to laugh, but was able to add one more thing. “That beats my fanfic!”

“You two are so immature…” Rarity sighed.

“I am so sorry he's not like this all the time.” Said Twilight hiding her embarrassment.

“So what’s up with you guys?” Rainbow asked looking at me and Pinkie as we’re holding onto each other to stop ourselves from falling over.

“Don’t ask, they’re just being… Well, stupid.” Rarity replied simpley.

“Okay so I’m not going to help.” Said Dash.

“What!?” Yelled Twilight but then had a football put in her hands.

“But if you can beat me in a game I’ll help you out deal?” Rainbow asked looking at Twilight. She then spat into her hand and held it out to Twilight… Okay I see where Pinkie get it from now. I saw Twilight look at then hand then stell herself before grabbing it.

“Deal!” She said. Well, I’m going to walk around for a bit I had my fun for the day.

I am so LOST! What the hell wrong with this school! I mean I took a left and two rights then a left again. How did I end up back where I started! That when I noticed the light flickering. And they need to change there lights. It like wherever I go there something wrong with this school.

“I was wondering when you’d be all alone.” I turned to Sunset and smiled. Oh she wants to try and trap a dragon? Let see how it go?

“Let me guess you're going to tell me your big plan to take over the world? That been done more time than I care to count.” I said looking around and only seeing us. “What no minions? I feel like you didn’t came here to fight me.”

“I didn’t.” Sunset said as she walks up to me. “I don’t know who you are or why you're helping the princess Celestia lacky but you can do better. I can feel your magic, how did you get so much of it?” I kept my eye on her as she ran her hand up my arm.

“Why listen to them when we could rule everything.” Sunset said into my ear and I laughed.

“You think I’m working for Sunbutt? Oh please, I have standards. I’m not going to work for someone who drove me insane!” I shout at her. I think I gave her a shock at that. “You want to know what it like to be buried alive and never knowing if anyone will save you?”

Sunset back up to the lockers as I glared at her. “Every day I lived in that hell I wanted to die… I lost any and all kinds of hope in that hell, till I was saved. The funny thing was they had no idea it would set me free.” I purred as I looked into her eyes.

I saw a little fear, a lot of anger, and something else. “I am a beast that has suffered a long time. Only with the kindness of others have I dragged myself back into the light again. Without them I’m nothing more than a monster.” I was so closer I could feel her breathing qwickly. I then tilt my head at a new smell in the air.

I pulled back and saw some guy with a black jacket and blue hair. He didn’t look happy, I then notice Twilight next to him…With his… arm around HER!?! I lunged at him ready to take his head off! Only for Twilight to tackle me back.

“Ow! what the hell?! Twi, I was going after her flunky!” I growled.

“Asphyxious calm down his Sunset ex! He wants to help!” Twilight Yelled at me. What? he want to help? I turn back and saw Sunset goon. I sigh as I looked down at Twi who was giving me her look.

“Sorry.” I said looking off to the side. She sigh and helps me up I looked to the guy with blue hair and gave him the evil eye. He was to close to twilight for my liking.

“Come on we have to meet up with the others to night.” Said Twilight as she pulled me along. Something tell me I’m not going to like that guy.

I was so bored… We’ve been in this one shop for hours… When will it end? I just want to eat some food and sleep. “Girls I have to tell you something.” Said Twilight and I pick up on this.

“You’re actually a Pony Princess from a land called Equestria and Asphyxious is a Lich Dragon Dimensionally Misplaced and you’re both here to get the crown which is actually an Element of Harmony that has magical macguffin powers and you need to get it before tonight or else you’ll be stuck here!” Pinkie said before gasping for breaths. “How did I do?”

“What the hell…” I just, what did, HOW SHE KNOW ALL THIS!?!

“That’s... right. How did you know?” Asked Twi as I get up and start hitting my head into the wall.

“Some of it was a hunch, but seeing how you acted, talked, the fact that there’s another Twilight here that lives in the city when you said you were out of town, I looked up who in the past month bought a house near this area and didn’t see your names-by the way, I wanted to see if I could find your key-, Twilight’s mannerisms are awfully goofy, even for me, I overheard you talking to Sunshit Shitter about that whole magic stuff, and I heard you talking in your sleep and while you two were kissing.” Pinkie stated.

I blush at that last part but could not take my eye off of her. She was my Pinkie Pie. “Can you join my hoard.” I asked staring at her with a blush.

“Asphyxious this isn’t the time for that!” Twilight said all flustered.

“Your kidding right?” Asked Dash.

“No it’s all turn.” Said Spike as he looks up at them. This also shocked them all. I couldn’t not help but laugh!

“Well… I see no reason to deny that claim… What can we do to help?” Rarity asked, determined. Well looks like Twi has a plan good because I don’t.

I left everything in Twilight and her friends hands I’m sure nothing bad will happen as I look up at the sky. Oh look fullmoon. That when I hear the door to the school get kicked open, oh come on… I saw two guys and Sunset running for the statue with Spike!

“Hey! dumb and dumber!” I yelled and ran over. “Drop the dog or I’ll pull your guts out your nose.” I growled at them.

“Can he really do that?” Asked the short one. “I don’t know?” Said the taller one… I felt really bad for these two. I really did but Spike safety number one right now.

“Spike!” Twilight yelled and oh look she had the crown good now we can-.

“No one moves or nobody going back!” Sunset yelled. Oh come ON! Where the hell did she get a slaghammer?! I mean how can she even lift the damn thing? This was a pickle, I was between the two idiots and Sunset was going to get us all stuck here.

“Back off or I’ll do it!” She yelled. I let out a growl as I let the two guys pass. I wanted nothing more than to beat the hell out of them.

“Here the deal Twilight you hand over the crown and I’ll let your little friend go and you can go back to equestria.” Said Sunset with a smile.

“Don’t do it Twi!” Yelled Spike.

“Yeah, it’ll just pass through the portal.” Pinkie said obviously. “Right? Unless it’s closed.”

“That’s a good point.” I said as I smile Evilly at them. “Oh I’m going to have so much fun with you guys.” Oh my god I’m going full blown villain here. And it so much FUN!

“Alright you can have just let Spike go!” Said Twilight as she take off her crown. Oh come on Twi, we can so take them! wait, idea! as soon as Twilight throws the crown I taclk the two guys. “Run you little doggy!” I yelled as he ran off. Wow these guys are not that strong?

“Holy crap!” Pinkie yelped as she ducked a swing from the sledgehammer. “I don’t wanna be mashed potatoes!!!” Oh that not good. I think as I saw Sunset run over and grab the crown. Well what am I worried about I’m sure she can’t use it.

“You know we could of done this the easy way Sparkle. Now we’re doing this my way!” Sunset said as she put the crown on her head.

“Wait, there was an easy way?” Pinkie asked, but the girls just face palmed. I let the two fools go one a tower of fire start to shot into the air… Why must the universe love proving me wrong?

“At last, I have all this power!” She yelled.

“Oh please. I‘ve seen thing far more scary than you.” i said with a smile.

“She’s a fucking demon! How scary can you get!?” Pinkie screamed.

“So? I’m a Dragon and Lich.” I said back with a smile. Now if only I could get my magic working here.

“Darling, I hate to burst your bubble, but you’re about as dragon as Spike is right now, and about as Lich as Twilight is right now.” Rarity said, “You’re just as weak as us!”

“So uncool…” Rainbow said.

“Stop ignoring me!” Screams Sunset as she glears at us.

“I’m not ignoring you! I think that look suits you Sunshit! Oh, and what are you goin to do with this power!?” Pinkie yelled.

“Oh I’m going to show you but first say goodbye to Twilight Sparkle!” Sunset yelled as I saw her chade a spell.

“Twilight!” yelled Pinkie as she ran over to shield Twilight. I didn’t think I just ran, I ran as I saw Twilight friends run to shield her. I only managed to slide into the beam path. If I die I’m dying for the ones I love.

Huh, I thought being on fire would hurt? I looked at my hand and saw the skin peel away showing of blue scales. Oh Ava you goddess I could kiss you right now. I then felt my wings push there way out alone with my tail, oh my god this felt so good. Once the flames die I let out a breath. I turned back to the others and saw, they had a shield… What the hell? wait, why do I care? I’m a dragon now baby!

“What is this?!” Yelled Sunset and I laughed. On god I love the evil laugh.

“Didn’t I tell you? I’m a dragon!” I growled. I was about to attack when Twilight started talking. What, she making speech now? damnit I want my boss battle! And here come the rainbow beam… This sucks. I came all this way and did nothing. Pinkie handed me a 3DS.

I just look on at the crater that Twi and her friends made. Wow, I could of done that. I then saw Sunset move and wait is she crying? Now I feel like a jerk… “Why, I was so close to getting everything I want. I could of show Celestia I could still be her student.”

I saw everyone looking inside and Twi giving her speech and I just walked inside the crater. “W-what are you doing?” I heard Pinkie yell but I pay her no mind.

“Stay away!” Said Sunset as she try to crawl away but I walk down to her. I kneeled down and really looked at her. I just sat there with my wings behind me and my tail moving by my side. And then I smiled at her.

“I never did get your name. I’m Asphyxious Hellbringer, what yours?” I asked holding out my claw like hand. Sunset looks confused.

“Sunshit Shitter!” Pinkie yelled.

“Be nice Pinks or I’m not giving you cuddles.” I call back to her.

“What!? I thought that was her name!” Pinkie yelled.

I turn back to Sunset and saw she had this look like a lost puppy. “Why?” She asked clearly not understanding what I’m doing. I just rub the back of my neck and sigh.

“You remind me of a lot of myself. Confused, didn’t know what you was going to do next. And wanted to get back at the ones who hurt you. But once I sat down and thought about it what would that get me. I’d still be alone so, I looked for friends. I have to abmat you can’t be friends with everyone but you should at least try. Hell something good could come out of it.” I get up and turn away.

“It all you now Sunset, forgive and forget. Do what I could not.” I said as I fly my way back to the upper level and start walking away.

“Asphyxious?” Asked Twi as I sighed.

“I just need to be alone Twi, just for tonight.” I said as I walk around the school.

“Pinke, for the love of god let me go.” I said as she almost killing me with her hugs. Everyone was saying their goodbyes. Hell Sunset even came back to say she was Sorry. I was happy for her.

“I’ll miss you girls.” Said Twilight as she gave them a hug. I was thinking about what to do when I get back. Maybe work out the bugs in my teleporter.

“Good bye guys and Pinkie, Dash thinks you're sexy!” I called out and followed Twilight and Spike into the portal. I love being evil.

“It good to be BACK!” I yell with a smile and turn into my Lich form. It felt so good to be my old self again. I saw Twilight friends asking her what happened and everything. Pinkie just gave me a hug and I welcomed it by cuddling her back. There no place like home, but I can’t help but sigh at how useless I was in that world.

From now on I am not going back there again anytime soon. Now then time to go home and see how the kids are doing. Then going to my lab to rescare magic and build warjacks. I then saw Twilight bump into a guard he then helped her up and walked off. Somehow I was fine with this.

“So what did happen once you got to the other side?” Asked Fluttershy.

“Let me guess! You went in there and found out that there are alternate versions of us that helped you get ready for the dance, get to the dance, and then you danced!? And you also reedeemed Sunset Shimmer as well as sleep with an alternate me!” Pinkie said, bouncing around the group.

“That’s right. How did you know?” Asked Twilight as I just growned.

“You’re wearing a dress that looks like you went to a dance, there are some rainbow hairs on your shoulder as well as some blue ones that look like Dashie’s and that guards, meaning alternate world, Asphy had a blush when he got back, and… This note.” Pinkie said as she pulled off a note stuck onto my back.

I looked at my two hoard mates and picked them up. Fuck it we’re going home, and I need a long bath.

BP helped me in making this. God I need to sleep.