***Asphyxious pov.***

I was staring at the eggs, they were going to hatch any day now and I wanted to be here when they did. Pinkie said I shouldn’t worry, but by the looks of things Pupa sheared in my worry and was watching the seven eggs with me. Maybe I should call Rin and Ava over to make sure they're okay…

That when one of the eggs cracked! I was about to panic when I heard squeaking from it. Like a baby crocodile. I started at the egg as it slowly hatched all on it own, Sonya was right next to me as we watched them hatched.

“They’re, beautiful.” Said Pupa as she stared at them in awe. I was at a loss for words as I reached out to the small dragons. As one by one they broke free of the eggs that housed them. I reach out and then, one of them bit me… Huh…

“...Holy crap that hurts!” I yelled as the baby dragon growled. Before it let’s go once Sonya get a hold of her. “Well, looks like that one take after me heh.” I smiled when Pupa picked one up and the dragon yawned.

“There so precious!” I heard Pinkie scream as she ran over and picked one up, wait. When did she get here? I blinked at this as she held up one of the baby's. “We have to tell Rin.” She said before putting the dragon baby in my arms and running off.

“I am so confused right now.” I added as I blinked at this. I didn’t get much time to think about this, as Sonya put two more baby dragons in my arms. Before telling me to keep an eye on them while she get them something to eat. So there I was, left alone with my changeling daughter to look after seven baby dragons… Maybe I should call Rin for help on this one.

My thoughts were distracted when the ground shook. “What the Hell!?” I shouted as it shook again and again in a steady pattern like footsteps. Just then Rin came running in wearing a baby carrier on her back with with a baby unicorn and fox on her sides. Immediately her eyes locked in on the kids and like a homing missile flew right at them and snached some of them up in a hug. All the while it sounds like the giant footsteps were getting closer.

“Rin, what the hell did you bring into my Den!?” I asked, well yelled. Seeing as something big was in the den and that never a good thing. “Also careful they just hatched.”

“I know that!” Rin huffed. “And I must have brought Nightmare along for the ride by mistake. Remember how I became the top dog in that death pantheon?” She asked me and I just nod at this. I had no idea what she was on about, but my guess was it take to long to explain. “Well turns out the former boss of that place was Toruk before he went bad. So when I had the gods under me bring me anything he left behind, one of them was a crate full of skulls of hate.”

“That… Make no sense, he only made the two skulls. Where did these other ones come from?” I asked as I tried to wrap my head around this. Just what was I getting myself into this time?

“Well not in the world I got them from… It hasn’t happened for you yet has it?” Rin asked.

“If it involves Toruk I guess not. Well me and some of the girls are going to the gala later in the week. So how’re things wiii-/i HOLY SHIT!” I shout when I see what was making all the noise come into view. It had the basic design of a deathjack but was much bigger, had Rin’s emblem on its chest and chains with soul cages hanging off it. What was most noticeable was it had several skulls of hate imbedded in its body in a decorative manner.

“Rin, did you make a colossals deathjack?” I asked staring at this, thing. To be far I was kind of jealous I didn’t think of that.

“YepA! Its made of tempered and reinforced ebony which is far supereor that the steel I used for the other jacks with dragon bone metal claws. I’ve even added in a nasty little feature of my own design.” At those words a bone metal canon moved from its back to point over its shoulders. “Enchanted with telekinesis to make a railgun that fires shells as big as you are now. They come in a variety of flavors to pure explosive to pepper gas made from the extract of ghost peppers. And thanks to its large size I was able to add in some features from other jacks Like that intangible thing and since it’s piloted by nightmare it can cast spells.”

“Rin, if I wasn’t afraid you eat my face I would kiss you right now.” I said in awe at what she made. This thing was amazing! It put most of most of my jacks to shame, well. Not all of them, I keep one jack hidden away that I was still working on. “Ummm, quick question. How would you go about proposing to your hoard mates at a party?” I asked, I already ask Sonya and she said yes. Now all I had to do was ask the others, not as easy as it sounds.

“Hmmmm… Never really thought about that. I guess I would ask the band to play something romantic and just get down on one knee.”

“Ummm, I have no sense of what’s romantic.” I informed her, it was true. The closest I got to doing that was cooking for everyone. “But if you think that’ll work, I guess I’ll give it a try.”

“Well you can always ask Cadance as she would know far more than I. I never went further that just scratching that itch, and the most romantic that got was ‘hey you come here.” Rin said with a shrug.

“Tmi Rin, Tmi…” I said covering my face with one hand. I really didn’t want to ask Cadance, but it looked like I had little choice in the matter. “Okay, I’ll ask her. But it’ll be wired for me, you’ll understand when a changeling turns into someone else in the middle of… You know what never mind. You don’t need to know.”

At that moment some of the babies started crying. I started to panic not knowing what was going on but Rin just sat them down, created a bucket and a scary looking meat grinder and dropped several chickens into her paws which she swiftly killed and plucked with her magic before tossing them into the spinning grinder which reduced them into pulps of goar. She then summoned several kinds of gems and metals which she grounded into powder or shaved into tiny bits which she stirred into the bloody mess in the bucket. The babies then all went quiet as they sniffed the air and crawled over to the bucket. Trying to reach what’s inside.

“Huh.” I said watching this unfold, this was interesting. “So, baby food for dragons?” I asked as I watched them trying to get in the bucket.

“Yes, they beat and ground up bones are the normal things mama dragons feed them mut the gems and metals I added in gives it rich nutrients that help their bodies grow stronger and healthier. This is the healthiest baby food that you could possibly give them.” Rin said as she created several high chairs and set the kids up and using her magic and some conjured spoons started feeding them.

“I’ll take your word for it.” I replied before Sonya came back with Pinkie, holy hell what are they wearing? Are those dresses? And why are they holding a suit?

“If we’re going to the Gala we need you to look your best.” Said Pinkie in a sing song voice… Is it too late for me to run away? I thought to myself as Sonya pulled me away with her magic. Yeap, it was too late to run away.

“Don’t worry about the little ones. I’ll look after them.” Rin assured as she waved me off, not taking her eyes off the babies as she fed them so as to not miss their mouths. I could do nothing but whimper as I was being dragged away.

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Okay at first I didn’t like being here, I also hated the suit. But once Discord showed up with his friend, my god this party turned out great! I was laughing half way through half of it, then came all the slime and well I was now stuck.

“This could be worse…” I said to myself as I was stuck to the wall with Pinkie next to me with some of my friends. I tried to invite Sun so I had someone I could talk to while I was here. But I guess he didn't get my call, must be busy or something. I then saw Fluttershy friend, Tree Hugger? I think that was her name? Start to make whale sounds… I think? Or something I don’t know, all I know was it worked. Discord got angry and was about to throw the pony into a portal to… I don’t know where I couldn’t see from where I was standing. Lucky for everyone Fluttershy talked him down and everything fine again.

“This was one hell of a crazy party.” I said to Celestia as I eat some cake, I wasn’t a big fan of cake but it was good cake. Also she already hed her fouls, they were just being kept an eye on by Luna. At least that what Celestia said to me when I asked.

“I’m happy Discord lived up to all my expectations.” She replied before giggling, I slowly looked at her as I gave her the look that said. ‘You planned this.’ Celestia then smiled at me as I then laughed.

“Oh my god, that funny wait did you tell Twilight?” I asked, she just points at Twilight who looked like she was in her own little world. I better talk to her, so I got up and had a chat with Twilight. I guess all her planning went out the window when Disord showed up. “Everything alright?”

“I did everything right, weeks of planning. I had everything lay out perfectly, then discord run amuck and Celestia liked it?” Twilight explain, I just pet her on the back and smile. Poor Twilight, she really needs to relax more. I lifted my hand away as I saw the green slime now connecting my hand with her head.

“Well look at it this way, everyone still enjoying the party?” I added, I guess that snapped Twilight out of it. I even saw Pinkie and Moon Dancer dancing with the slime thing. Twilight looked a little happier once she saw everyone was still having a good time.

“I guess you’re right.” Said Twilight as she leaned on me, yeap. More smile… Oh well, I guess I now understand why Revan didn’t come here. I then picked up a glass and looked at it, it had some slime in it. Oh what the hell you only live once.

“May I have your attention please!” I called getting everyone to look at me. Grate there a lot of them, to late to turn back now. “Good evening, My name Asphyxious Hellbringer and I have something I’d like to say. This may sound strange and out of place coming from me but I feel it needs to be said... I may have been here a long time, but my interaction with the world around me has been short. By all rights, I should have died years ago, or even gone insane. But I want to thank those who helped me, those who saw something in me and cared enough to stay by my side. So I was thinking I should make it official, My hoard mates, everyone… Will you marry me?”

I waited for what felt like eternity, I then heard two girly squeals as Pinkie Pie and Twilight tackled me to the floor yelling. “YesYesYesYesYesYes!” I just smiled as they nuzzled me. I couldn’t hear anything else as I was stuck there on the floor. Really I was the slime was keeping me there. Later I found out Celestia, Luna and Fluttershy also said yes. So I had a lot to plan for, for now though I was just happy they said yes.

Wait, I just realized something. “I could get rare metals from Rin and the others!” I yelled out of nowhere, this made everyone laugh. Everything right now… seemed good.

Until I heard something that immediately got my attention. “WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” I looked up, only to feel something land on top of my head. I could pretty much already tell who it is at this rate.

“Orendi, stop running all over the damn place!” Wait a minute, did she-? Please don’t tell me she brought friends with her. I sat up while she was still hugging my head and, yes. Yes she did bring them.

“Clover, could you get off me now please?” I asked as she stared at me. She smiled before letting me go and ran off to join the others. I sighed as I get up and saw the others, I didn’t know all there names but it looks like I’m about to find out… though, normally, there would be four to five of them at most. However, it looked like a couple of them were either not there or missing.

“I hate how much I LOVE YOU!” She said before playing leapfrog and jumping over my head. I happen to notice the small penguin that was by her as it sighed and looked back towards Clover.

“Orendi, seriously?” Asked Toby, at least I think that was his name? Yes I remember now that was his name.

“What? At least we’re in here and not held up at the gate like Reyna and Whiskey!” That just made me look at the two of them, a bit confused as to what they were talking about. Just who was Whiskey and Reyna?

“Can we all calm down and explain, how did you guys get in here?” I asked, hoping to find out what going on before anything else happens.

“Orendi invited us and brought us through the main gate. Though when Whiskey and Reyna went to go in…” Toby said… before all of us heard something else.

“Oh! So you let that asshole MIKE walk in here and help him out, but FOXTROT is left hanging! What that fu-!?”

“Whiskey, calm down-.”

“I AM BEING CALM RIGHT NOW!!” We heard them shout as I noticed one other stallion in the room speak.

“How did that guy know my name was Mike?” I facepalmed at this, why does my life have to be so crazy? I thought to myself as I saw Discord smile. I just waved him to do his thing, why not? It not like this party was over or anything.

“Just what the hell is going on?” I then heard as I-... Wait, is that one of Orendi’s friends that went to live with Ken-.

“SHAYNE! Aurox sucks! Team up with me!!” Yelled Clover as I rubbed my head. It going to be one of those days. Oh what the hell, I’ll let them have there fun.

“Calm down Orendi… I already heard enough shenanigans when Tiny Tina did Bunkers and Badasses back in Ken’s world.” Shayne grumbled. “To be fair, Aurox liked it… even though he says otherwise.” And with that, the Djinn that was tethered to her torso just rolled his eyes and grumbled.

“Yo free food?” I said out loud pointing at the foodbar. Wonder if I should tell Clover Rin adopted us now? Couldn’t hurt to tell her. “Clover I have some news I need to tell you.”

“SHAYNE, HELP ME MANAGE MY FINANCES!!” She screamed, I sighed as I rubbed my eye. Someone gave her sugar again, I just know it.

“Dammit, Orendi. This is the last time that you try to convince us to give you chocolate because you need it for ‘therapeutic’ reasons.” Toby groaned as he looked back at Shayne and Aurox.

“So what been going on?” I asked as I began to eat some ice cream, that somehow managed to not get slime all over it.

“I’ve been fine, though Tiny Tina back home put Ken through a mindtrip when he agreed to be one of the “players” in Bunkers and Badasses. Tina was doing several characters based on other displaced he or she met… including you and Orendi.” Shayne told me as I stopped eating for a moment to look back at her with a raised eyebrow.

“Should I ask how or why?” I asked as Discord was dancing with someone.

“It was for a surprise bachelor celebration. Spike, Big Mac and Discord were already planning a guys night, so Tina decided to add something to change things up. She had you be a necromancer looking for her crazy sister in the middle of a catacombs filled with spiders, undead and other crazy shit.” The teenaged girl replied. “And somehow from his session, Ken got a new weapon from it.”

“Sounds fun, I’m sure mum would have loved it.” I replied, it made me want to join in next time they do this. But then I got curious about something. “What was the weapon?”

“Swordsplosion… Mr. Torgue came up with the name,” Shayne sighed. “It’s a shotgun that shoots exploding swords.” This made me laugh, sounds like something Rin would make for a laugh. Until I noticed her expression did not change.

“Oh my god you’re serious.” I realized. Oh god the implications.

“And when he came out, he had some… weird little Digimon displaced with him too that was incredibly pissed off at Torgue for calling her a lion cub.” She said, looking at Aurox for a moment. “What was her name again?”

“LEONA.” The djinn grumbled as he looked back at her.

“Yeah that.” Huh, interesting. Wonder what else happens in this game. I then saw Discord poke the djinn… thing’s horn. Making it grumble before Discord put a stuffed teddy bear of Applejack in it arms.

“I’m not even going to ask, what go on in Discord’s head.” I said out loud as I looked down to find my ice cream missing. I sighed knowing full well who took it.

Shayne just looked at the scene and rolled her eyes. “Oh boy… I know this all too well.” Now what exactly could she mean by that? I asked myself before seeing what happens next. “Discord’s being envious at somepony.”

“How?” I asked, blinking in confusion. “Why would he be envious?”

“Have you noticed that every so often, he looks at that green pony that’s next to Fluttershy?” She asked me. “He’s trying to get her attention…”

“Oh that, we already did that before you showed up, that was funny.” I told her before seeing Pinkie make a coungaline.

“No no… not that.” Shayne shook her head as she looked back at me and saw Orendi cuddling Toby. “Moxxi and I had to explain to Tina that just because Ken made a new friend doesn’t mean she’s being tossed aside. As in the old saying, make new friends but keep the old ones.”

“True, I’m also thinking about making him my godfather to my kids.” I laughed at the reaction I got from her. There was a mix of panic yet, something else I’m not sure.

“Oh trust me… Discord takes jealousy to a much higher level.” Shayne replied as she looked at the Applejack plushie the draconequus happened to give Aurox. “Hunh… AJ at the hollow might like this.”

“Anyway I better introduce Clover to Rin.” I added getting Rin’s token. “Mum there someone I need you to meet, could you come here for a minute?” The ground rumbled a little as it split open as one of Rin’s portals but got absurdly large. Wait, why did I just call her mum?

“What’s up?” Rin asked as she crawled out followed closely by the massive deathjack. I ground at this, did she really need to bring that here?

“I wanted you to meet my little sister the one with four arms hugging the penguin.” I said pointing at them, seeing Clover stare at Rin.

“Oh Clover, nice to meet you.” Rin said with a wave. She tilted her head for a moment, before looking at her with a crazed smile.

“COMING AT YA!” She said before launching herself towards Rin. God dammit, why did she have to do that?

“Swords of revealing light!” Rin shouted as she pointed at Clover making several glowing energy swords fall around her, locking her in place. Without missing a beat Rin summoned some paint and a paint brush and looked at clover like she was a canvas.

“Ohhohohoho, this is going to suck!!” Clover grumbled. “BUT I WANNA LIVE!!!”

“Oh don’t be such a baby, I’m not killing you I’m just doing a little arts and crafts… with magic paint that won’t wash off for months.” Rin said as got to lifted the brush to her victomes face. Yet… Something else happened.

“Rrgh… PSYCHE! Nullify!” When I heard that, I saw Orendi push herself backwards using her chaos magic and some of her clothes getting torn from the swords of light she was held down by and leaving a trail of fire behind her. “Third degree burns are HOW I SHOW AFFECTION!!!”

I cover my eye at this point, my lord what has gotten into her. “Clover for the love of god calm down before you have no clothes left.” I asked as I had my back to her. I looked at Toby and saw his jaw dropped.

“Seriously?” Shayne sighed. “You do realize that Orendi has been having a hard time trying to admit her feelings for you and now you say that?” Wait, what now?

“SHAYNE, WHY!?!” Orendi whined, looking upset now. “I WANTED TO TELL HIM THAT!!”

“You’ve been going that for almost several months. I’ve think you’ve had enough waiting.” Shayne sighed as she looked back at both Toby and I. “I’ll just go find something that Aurox can eat that isn’t hearts for one.”

“HEART EATING IS A TEAM ACTIVITY!” Aurox shouted. Oh god, why…

“Yeah, something I’m not apart of.” Shayne sighed. I am so confused right now I’m not even joking. I looked at Clover then back at Rin.

“Okay, Clover calm down and tell me what going on?” I asked crossing my arms. To be far I’ve never seen her acting this badly before. Toby himself sighed and looked back at me in response before speaking.

“It’s like what Shayne said… Orendi been having… feelings for you ever since she’s found out you’re alive. Yet she’s put off telling you for almost a year.” The penguin said, getting up for a moment. “Yeah, I think Shayne has the right idea on this one. I’ll leave you guys be and get some food. Hopefully they have fish.”

“Okay…?” I said before slowly looking at Clover, Orendi? I blink a couple of times before asking. “Why everyone call you Orendi when your name Clover?”

“Mostly because she has… split personality. When she’s… well calmed down, she Clover. When she’s crazy, she Orendi.” Toby told me. “Yet, Orendi’s the one that’s been showing up more often as of lately.”

I thought about that before looking at mum. “Think you can split them up without hurting them?” I asked as I felt Clover hug me. At least I think it Clover?

“GIMME YOUR NECK!” Rin just sighed as she walked over and gave Clover’s body a once over before jamming her paw inside her torso and pulling out a soul.

“It takes a few months to clone a new body for the soul to inhabit sooo... “ At this Rin summoned a gem which she transmuted into a doll with four arms and red eyes before stuffing the soul down its mount and setting it down. After a moment it started to twitch and get up.

“Who soul in that?” I asked a little worried that Rin may have picked the wrong one. I looked down Clover who blinked up at me.

“The one that was most erratic. I fashioned the doll to look like the soul.” Rin said with a shrug. All before Clover cleared her throat.

“I… I’m cured? …… NAH! Just playing.” She said before hugging me. “I’ve missed you, big brother.”

“I missed you two.” I replied petting her head before we both heard someone yell.

“HI, ORENDI!” We looked down at the doll who was waving at us. “Yes it me Orendi. It’s nice to meet you and… oh my god, I love this kitchen…”

“I am never going to get used to this am I?” I asked myself.

“Anyways, if I’m going to start growing a body for her I’m going to need a sample of flesh so show me that tushy.” Rin said as she summoned a scalpel.

“Mum stop scaring her.” I asked as I felt Clover hide behind me. It didn’t help the doll was laughing. Why do I keep calling Rin that?

“It won’t hurt, I’ll use Liquid pain. Besides it’s this or Raggedy Ann here stays a plush toy forever.” Rin said as she gestured to the doll. And just as Shayne came back, the doll said something even more crazy.

“LET’S BE GIRLFRIENDS AND BRAID EACH OTHERS HAIR!! SHAYNE, SHAYNE SHAYNE SHAYNE!!!” Screamed doll Orendi as she waved her little arms.

All the teenager and the Djinn did was look back at her with a rather confused look. “Okay, what the actual fu-?”

“Later, Clover you can trust Rin. She won't hurt you.” I interrupt Shayne as I move out of the way. “I’ll be right here if anything happens.” I looked back at Rin. But I know she wouldn’t hurt my sister, hopefully.

“Now just hold still.” Rin said as she created an illusionary wall around them that was waist high to Clover. “And don’t blame me that this is the safest and easiest place to get the flesh needed for this.” After saying this the back of Clover’s dress flew up over her head. I decided to look away at this point. After a moment there was the glow of Rin’s healing spell. “Okay, undies up and we’re done.” Rin said as she held up test tube with a bit of flesh in it.

“I don’t know how to feel about this.” I said before looking back at Clover. “You okay?” She nodded a little bit before holding herself closer to me.

“And now… SNUGGLING!” Screamed Doll Orendi as she tried to hug Clover. It was kind of cute. Wait I just thought of something.

“Clover, what’s Toby’s real name if he’s a displaced just like us?” I asked.

“Actually… It was Tobias. I originally just called him Toby for short but then I just stuck with it.” Clover told me. Now that was… eye opening. I just let my mind think about that before smiling at her.

“So, should I expect little penguins anytime soon?” I asked teasingly. I laughed when she blushed and hit me in the arm. Only for me to get a fish thrown at my head… Fish we meet again!

“Dammit, Asphy. We never made it to that part of the relationship. She’s been fantasizing about you too much that we haven’t taken that next step!” Toby grumbled. I picked up the fish and looked at it, reminded me of the time I hit Dox with a fish that one time. Good times.

“Wow… Tobes, calm down. Geez.” Shayne replied.

“I AM BEING CALM DAMMIT!!!” The penguin shouted. I looked at my sister and waved for her to calm down her boyfriend, well soon to be boyfriend I guess? I don’t know.

“It’s okay Tobes. I’ve just been busy…” Clover told him. “You know… How about we go somewhere less… chaotic and have some time to ourselves. I think my brother would be okay with that since Discord’s about to screw up big time… again.”

“What does she mean by that?” I wonder to myself. Yet it was when I heard Shayne that what was going on caught my attention.

“Yeah, I’m getting out of here. Rather not be in the same position as that one pony over there that might get thrown into a vortex… Oh and Asphy, let me just say that… I told you so.” She replied before she and Aurox left the premises.

“What the hell? Are they talking about Discord and his slime friend coz they already did all that stuff?” I asked feeling very confused. Whatever, I looked at Doll Orendi before looking back at mum. “Want to keep an eye on Orendi until she get her own body?” Rin just shrugged before picking up the possessed toy and holding her like a teddy to her chest.

“Well I’m tired so I’m heading back home.” I yawned before walking off to let the others know I was leaving. Rin opened a portal right in front of me which Trixie immediately jumped out of.

“Oh thank goodness. You have the best timing, those kids really need their father right now.” Trixie said as she breathed heavily. “There is no way Trixie is changing those diapers!”

I sighed before walking into the portal. “Tell everyone where I’ve gone mum!” I called back, knowing full well she had everything under control.

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Sighing a little once I actually made it home and oh god! It smells like rotting compost and brimstone! After taking care of the kids I go into my room and get out of my suit. My god I can breath again… I sighed as I lay on the bed, before Jack's beacon went off… I think. I get up and turn the stupid thing on.

Yet, when I opened it up, I was surprised to see that the message was from someone else. “Hey, Asphyxious. It’s me Ken… I may need your assistance with someone along with a few other guys. I… don’t really know how to explain this, so let me send you this recording that was sent to my ECHO device so you can see for yourself. I think this may explain everything. -Ken Ahkrin.”

“What the fuck?” I asked myself before playing the video. The moment I open it up, I first saw one pony that I didn’t think would want to show herself on a recording like this.

Daring Do. “Hello everypony and all the ponies that don’t believe in my existence… This is Daring Do and my team and I have discovered what some may call a vault. For those who don’t know, ever since the changelings have become allies with the Equestrian kingdom, a sudden surge of magic has-.”

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!” Oh god, don’t tell me… “YOU DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT AT ALL DO YOU, TREASURE HUNTER! YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT LOOT!! PECS AND EXPLOSIONS!!! I’M TORGUE AND I GOT ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION FOR YOU ONLY… EXPLOSIONS!?”

Oh my god what the hell am I watching? And why do I get the feeling I’m going to meet this guy at some point in my life? “Get off this frequency, you overgrown and furless minotaur! I’m trying to convey-!”

“THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!!”

“As I was SAYING! We’ve discovered that this vault is buried in the center of the badlands in the middle of a crater and that’ll only open… and I quote, once the champion of Equestria feeds it the blood of the ultimate coward… don’t know why it would say that, but who knows-.”

“AND I ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE SELF MADE TORGUE COPORTATION SINCERELY BELIEVE THAT THIS IS MOTHERF**KING AWESOME!!! SO WE SET UP A TOURNAMENT TO FIND THIS… NUMBER ONE BADASS!! IF YOU WANT IN, COME TO WHERE THE VAULT IS BURIED. IN THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE!!!”

“That’s not what the area is called-.”

“BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE!!” The transmission ended with Daring Do facehooving herself and groaning before the transmission ended. Well… This could be fun. Then I saw the rest of Ken’s message.

“Yeah, my uncle decided it would be “fun” to set up his own campaign of carnage. I’m going to need some help with this one, but I don’t want to reach out to Beacon and offer the students and teachers participation in an all out bloodbath. Aaron’s busy with Rainbow Dash and Applejack’s helping with the family. I may be taking part of this, but I’m definitely unable to do this alone… It’s gonna start in two weeks. But let me know if you want to actually take part in this. Trust me… I may need all the help I can get.”

I looked at it, then thought about it. “Fuck it, why not.” I sent my reply, it was two simple words. I’m in.

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