***Asphyxious pov.***

Meeting the displaced pokemon did not go how I wanted it to. One of them joined then left my hoard. I felt heartbroken, depressed and wanted to go in a hole somewhere. But then this random thing that posed as Sonay picked me up and dragged me off to the bedroom. I didn’t really care.

I sighed as I looked at the Ditto that was was now passed on my bed. About time really, I was not interested in the pokemon posing as Sonay. And as soon as Sonay found us I had her send it back, there was one problem.

“You just had to pull me in with you, didn’t you…” I grumbled at it. I looked around as it looked like I’m stuck here until Sonay get me, but in the meantime I needed to hide. So I did the only thing I could and changed into the Charmeleon form I got from Uxie.

“Also stop following me.” I growled at it as I walked away, good thing to I felt like I wanted to burn something. It was kind of strange being here, I was living every pokemon fan dream. But the only thing on my mind was getting back. That when I heard a buzzing.

“That can’t be good.” I said to myself and saw large wasps, never liked wasps myself. Good news was there only three of them, bad news was I had no idea how to fight them. “Ummm, can we talk this over guys?”

They didn’t look like the talking type, so I ran. Let put it this way, I hate them! I tried firing off some spells but it looked like they didn’t work here. But I could still breath fire at them, kind of hard to do that when you're running.

Ditto charged at the Wasps after shapeshifting into my pokemon form, breathing streams of fire at them and chasing them off. I took this change to leg it as fast as I can, no need to stick around here. I then fell into a river… Should have watched where I was going.

“Well… This isn’t so bad.” I said to myself as I swim in the water to the other side. I got to find somewhere safe to stay tell Sonay come and get me. I think to myself and start walking.

“This is not my day!” I yelled at myself as some random kid found me and was now chasing me with a net. What the hell is wrong with these nut jobs! That when I run into a dead end, crap. Was my last thought before something hit the back of my head… Da fuck? I looked down at the ball, on the ground by my foot, then back at the kid.

“Did you just throw a ball at my head?” I asked. I swear I was this close to setting this kid on fire.

“Holy Arceus! A talking pokemon!” The kid shouted in shock as he backed off a bit, I face palmed at this. The kid then pulled out a ball like the previous one but it was blue with a red u on the top.

“Whatever.” I said as I started to walk off, then felt something hit my head again… I slowly turned around and looked at the Ball with a u on it. I then glared at the kid and flipped him off. Before walking away, if he throws one more thing at me.

“Why are these not working!?” I heard the kid shout before I managed to loose him in the shrubbery.

“Well that one problem dealt with.” I said. But I was getting kind of hungry, Time to get some food. With luck I found some berry’s. Odd part was they was in a pile in a tree… No way I'm that stupid. I thought as I looked somewhere else.

Good news was I found some fish, bad news they can fight back. I growled as I looked back at the goldfish with a horn on it head. Before it swam away. “Get back here and be my diner!” I yelled after it but it was gone. Damnit… I sighed before looking for something else to eat.

That when something, weird happen. Something fell out of a tree… And it had a huge mouth with teeth. There are two thoughts going through my head, One what was it doing in a tree and two is it going to eat me? Seeing it didn’t move I was going to live it there, until something bit my TAIL!?!

“WHATTHE FUC-!!” I covered my mouth not wanting that kid from before to find me. I look back and saw the thing had bit my tail. I then noticed something odd about it. “Where the rest of it body?”

I asked myself, after pulling my tail free I walked around to look at the other end. It was, something. It had arms and legs, it was yellow and had some kind of hanging down ears. The pokemon had a small head that was attached to the larger mouth that tried to eat me…

“I have no idea what you’re supposed to be. Some kind of walking flytrap?” I asked seeing it open it eyes and glares at me. “Okay sorry didn’t mean to piss you off.”

“Maw...ile…” It said and I just blink at it. Okay, all I got from that was what I think is it name.

“Umm just a heads up, I can’t understand what you're saying.” I said giving it a deadpan look, that when I heard a growl. I blinked at this, that wasn’t me. I saw the pokemon blush, Oh I get it now. “Your hungry too huh?”

It just slowly nods it head, I sigh as I go over and pick it up. Oh wow, this thing lighter than it looks. I don’t think it like me picking it up, but at least I know it called itself Mawile. To bad I can’t understand anything it saying to me. So I just start walking and hope for the best, before that huge mouth thing on it head bit me again.

“At last something to eat.” I said as we started to eat barrys from this tree we found. Well Mawile found it I just walked where it was pointing me to go. “Feeling better now?”

“Maw, Mawile.” Mawile said happily eating the barrys. Still couldn’t understand a word it was saying. I just sat there eating keeping an eye on my surroundings, one thing I learned was you can’t be too carefull. I reached out to grab another barry, when my claw touched something.

I looked down and saw Mawile hand was around a barry, and my claw around her small hand. I looked up and saw she was blushing. Huh, didn’t know that it could blush. But why would it-. My thought was interrupted when it slammed it over sized mouthtrap into my head sending me flying into a tree.

“Ouch…” Okay that hurt, but I’ve had worse… I slowly get up rubbing my head and back. “What your problem?” I asked but all the pokemon did was turn it back to me and keep eating. One thought did cross my mind, how did I know it was a she?

“Whatever.” I said before starting to walk off again. After about five minutes I started to notice something was following me. It was Mawile, why it was following me I don’t know or care, I just wanted to go home. After awhile I had enough of this and stopped.

“What do you want?” I asked as the Mawile looked at me and played with it hands. The large head thing moved around and opened it mouth. To show more barrys, okay? “Umm, are you giving those to me?” I asked. Mawile hide it face and behind the large jaws and nodded yes.

I should question whether this is smart or not, but who cares. “Thanks.” I said taking them and felt the large jaws clamp down on my head. I would have panicked, if I was in pain, I wasn’t. It was just dark before Mawile let go and I saw it face was blushing at me. Pokemon are strange… I think before eating one a barry and started to walk again.

I decided to just roll with it for now, and let the Mawile follow me. At least it wasn’t as clingy and single minded as that ditto. I never want to see another ditto as long as I lived.

“We got‘em!” Yelled a voice as I ducked and rolled off to the side as a cage fell from the trees. But Mawile was trapped in the cage. Just my luck… I think as I walk over to the cage. “Where do you think your going?”

I looked at where the voice came from and saw some fat guy with some kind of bird pokemon on his shoulder. I didn’t care and looked at the bars of the cage, Mawile was having a hard time trying to get out.

“Forget it that cage is made of a-” I stopped paying attention to the guy as I looked the cage over. Meanwhile Mawile was attacking the cage with moves I didn’t know. I didn’t know much about pokemon, but I knew how to take this cage apart. “What are you doing?” The man asked as I started to unscrew the screws on the top of the cage with my claws. “Oh no you don’t, go Pidgy use gust!” He yelled, whatever dude. I thought as I pulled the first screw out, then a powerful gust of wind hit me and I fall of the cage.

“What the?” I said to myself quietly, as I looked up at the flying bird. “You're going to my diner.” I said to myself as I get up.

“Quickly before it get away, use peck!” The fat guy yelled again. Really? Pecking is an- Ouch! I didn’t have time to finish my thought as the damn bird was pecking at my head! I growled as I swing my claws at it, but the damn bird flew away! Really why am I sticking around? I wondered as I looked at the Mawile in the cage.

Oh my god… The Puppy pout… Damnit! I can’t say no to those big eyes! “Now use Arial ace!” Arial what? I thought before being sent flying into a tree… I’m getting pissed off. I growled again as I get up and glared at the small bird.

“I can’t believe my luck, not only will we get that Mawile but a rare Charmeleon to!” Yelled the man. That when I had an idea, I flipped him off. The bird and the fat guy looked shocked, well that funny. “That it Pidgy use Twister!”

That didn’t sound good, I thought and dug my claws into the ground. How the hell does a bird that small make a tornado?! Holy crap it heading right for me! After the world stop spinning, I found myself in a small cage with Mawile. And we was in the back of a van.

“This is so embarrassing…” I said as I rubbed my face. Mawile helped me up and smiled sadly at me. “Hey no worries, I can get us out.” I said looking around the cage, I then noticed some kind of collar around Mawile’s neck with a stone in it.

“Huh… Wonder what that for?” I asked myself but I had enough of this. I walked up to the bars and started to breath fire on them. The bar glowed red hot, but it didn’t look like I was getting anyway with it. That when I saw that bird, the damn thing was sleeping on the cage! I then noticed the key around it neck and smiled.

“Launch time…” I said as I carefully start to climb up the cage. Once I was close enough, I reached out for the damn bird head and grabbed it!

Once out of the cage and I finished licking my claws. We now had one last problem, you know what fuck it. I’m done playing by this world's rules, And so I changed back into my human form. That gave Mawile a shock.

“Oh right, I forgot to tell you what I was. Well that can wait until we get out of here.” I said as I walked to the back doors of the van we’re riding in. Mawile then started digging around in a box. “What are you doing?” I asked as Mawile pulled out some kind of wiste band, and it held it out to me. It had a stone like the one in the collar around Mawile neck. I take it and put it on, can’t hurt can it? I think as I pick up the pokemon and kicked the van door open before jumping out.

I looked back and saw the van didn’t stop, I smiled to myself at our clean get away… Until I saw all the people staring at us. “Well… This is new…” I said looking around, and felt my tail twitch.

“Pokethief!” Yelled some random woman, next thing I know a angry mob show up.

“Fuck you all!” I yelled running with Mawile under one arm. That when I saw a portal open up and I ran straight for it. Once on the other side I yelled at Sonay to close it. Once the portal close I sighed in relief.

“It good to be home.” I said as I felt something poke my fave. I looked down at the Mawile, who looked different… The Mawile was a she, and she still had that second mouth head thing hanging off the back of her head… Only she was human. “Umm, Hi. I’m Asphyxious…”

“Hello, You can call me Mawile… Ummm what happened to me?” She asked looking down at herself. I looked away, if this was anything like before she was most likely naked.

“Sonay, can you find us some close for our new guest?” I asked but Sonay just smiled and started to walk off. Crap, she want me to do it...

“Sonay, why is Ditto back here?” I asked the dragoness as said pokemon, was turned into some kind of slime girl. And she was cuddling me.

“Well when I was looking for you, I found her. Turn out she can copy your biosignersh. So when I opened the portal the first time to get you, she jumped out.” Sonay explained, as we’re seat at a table with Mawile drinking hot coco.

“I take it Sonay explained everything to you girls?” I asked. Pushing Ditto away, as I was not in the mood for her shnagaings. “I’ll be going to Ponyville to get a new coat.”

“I’ll explain the beast I can sweetie.” Sonay said sweetly. That all I needed as I headed to the teleporter crystal, that would send me to ponyville. Once I get there I hear music playing and saw what looked like Pinkie, having some kind of sing off with a pony?

“This day getting stranger and stranger.” I said to myself as I left them to it and looked for some food. I am not dealing with anymore crap to day.

Not what I'd call my best work, but it was fun. Just something new to try.

Next chapter maybe a crossover don't know yet. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/289679/trio-on-water