Author's Notes:

What I am doing here is NOT to see as a way to poke fun at Homosexuality, hair-styling or anything else, I am sorry if some of you will find it offending, it is not done with that intention at all.
I am not sure if this chapter was good enough, Slice of Life is hard to write wince there is not "Action" so to speak, please have some patience until I get into the right rhythm to write in this style, okay?

Pairing: Naru/Mane 6 pairing, Rarity excluded because I ship Spike/Rarity...but I will put Trixie in that "Empty Slot".
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or My Little Pony and I don't make a profit out of my stories.

The prince of storms Chapter 15: Just another crazy day in Equestria.

Canterlot – streets -

A nondescript mare with brownish mane and white fur was calmly walking through the streets with a thoughtful expression on her face sometimes scrunching her nose into worry whenever her thoughts turned 'darker' before she forcefully brightened them to not succumb to despair.

No-one would think that the "normal everyday" mare they were walking pass was in truth Princess Luna hidden under a thick layer of illusory Magic walking in complete anonymity towards the shop of one of the few 'Real Friends' (Read: "That would not use their being her friends to gain something") to seek comfort and a friendly shoulder to whine on.

"Hallo! How can I help you, dear?" A young Unicorn mare with frizzy black mane and red-rimmed glasses asked with a thin accent and a wide smile as soon as the masked Luna entered the shop.

"Is Luce free?" Luna asked sighing.

"I am here, cara. And dear me you need a miracle for those tussled hair you call a mane! Totally unrefined." A new voice answered jokingly, this time a white-furred Unicorn stallion with slicked-back black mane adorned by a single fringe tinted in crimson-red that was instead left hanging forward to cover his right eye.

(Cara – Italian for Darling.)

"I need a friendly hoof to fix this mess and...other things. I have an appointment, name's Sweet Moon." Luna answered with narrowed eyes.

"Oh! Come with me then." Luce answered with his eyes slightly widening.

"Lucky! Silver! I will be in the VIP Room! This needs my full attention so do not disturb me unless it's a life or death thing!" the stallion yelled at the other side of the room.

"Yes, Boss!" a duo of Unicorn twins answered as one while still working on their respective customers.

"Life or Death? You mean something like the actor Strong Horn coming here?" Luna asked jokingly.

"Umph! That hunk WILL come here one of these days! It's only a matter of time, I'll give him another week then I will resort to drastic measures to help him decide." Luce answered with an haughty huff as the two walked towards the back of the shop.

"Like what? Burning down every other mane-styling shop in Canterlot and near area?" Luna said giggling.

"That is not a bad idea actually, cara. Now, please tell me what brings the most fabulous queen of the night in my humble shop?" Luce answered smirking as he sealed the door shut and watching Luna drop her illusion to sit on one of the comfy-looking chairs.

"It's Princess, Luce. Not Queen." the Alicorn corrected while sighing in delight as her favorite brand of shampoo rapidly turned her mane in a fluffy cloud of foam under the expert and gentle guidance of Luce's magic.

"Yeah, yeah. You others call it like that, but I still say that 'Queen' suits you better, Luna. Una Regina!" he answered while studying the mare's hooves with a calculative glaze.

(A Queen! - IT).

"Smettila, Idiota!" Luna answered laughing. (Stop it, Idiot!)

"Oh-Ooooh! Somepony is learning Neightalian, why if I can ask?" Luce asked with a mischievous smirk.

"Luce D'Angelo. You were the first one I befriended after my return and I know that even after years here in Canterlot you still tend to go into ramblings in your mother tongue, I need to be sure you are not insulting me!" the Princess answered in mock seriousness.

"I would never insult a friend, and you know why I still ramble; Papa never understood my love for mane-styling or the fact that I prefer stallions to mares, nor that my sister Piuma's preference for mares to stallions was openly accepted either...Coming here to open our own shop was the only solution; Princess Celestia never seemed to mind as long as we both actually love our companions and were sincere about our 'tastes'...Even if I still have to find the perfect pony." the unicorn answered sighing as a comb was now passing through the still wet and lavender-scented mane of Luna.

"You have to admit that for a stallion as religiously-devoted as your father, seeing his two children prefer ponies of their own gender would have been quite a shock. You were supposed to be the heirs of the D'Angelo estate."

(The translated names of the brothers Luce D'Angelo and Piuma D'Angelo are Angel Light and Angel Feather.)

"Hahaha! You talk as if we were rich or something. The 'estate' is a mere house in the country-side while my father was just a bigoted employee in a vineyard that hoped I would have married his boss' daughter, you know, soldi and all that stuff. I just embellished my life to attract more ponies when I moved here, it's part of the Business." (Soldi – Money) the other answered with an uncaring shrug.

"And yet, here you are! Owner of a mane-styling shop famous enough to force mares and stallions from all Canterlot to wait three months for an appointment!" Luna answered laughing.

"And me and my sister take great pleasure in remembering our father just that at every birthday of his in our letter, my hope is that by now he has pulled off every hair on his head in rage." Luce answered smirking.

"You meanie." she said shaking her head.

"Okay, now that we need to wait for my home-made 'Look at me, you silly Stallions, and wish I would date one of you losers while polishing your 'horns' by yourselves' balsam to work its magic on your mane...Tell me what brings you here, I know that it was not only my Fabulous persona the reason you came without an actual appointment but using our secret Password and an illusion." Luce asked as he dragged a chair closer to Luna before summoning in a flash of his horn tea and pastries from his secret stash.

"It's about the Element Bearers." Luna answered sighing while taking a long sip from her mug.

"Uuuhu! I would love to put my hooves on a couple of them! Your sister's student and that shy Pegasus of her friend especially! I happened to see them at the Grand Galloping Gala and I have to say it...There was so much POTENTIAL in them that was so totally untouched!" Luce said smirking.

"They awakened your artistic side?" the Alicorn asked smirking.

"Yep! So? What have they done to stress you this much? Your mane is always a step close from being perfect and as of late I saw soo many split hair that weren't there before! What happened?"

"They...They..." the Princess said with watering eyes.

"Yes?"

"RAINBOW DASH DEFLOWERED MY BABY AND THE OTHERS PLAN TO DO THE SAME! WAAAAAAAAH!" she bellowed before catching Luce in a crushing hug of despair.

"AIR! LUNGS...COLLAPSING!...I can see my grand-pa behind an huge golden gate between the clouds! And light...so much light!" the Unicorn gasped while his face slowly turned blue from lack of oxygen.

"Stop joking! This is a serious matter!" Luna said snarling.

"So young Maelstrom is no longer virgin...I can't see where is the problem, he is no longer a colt." the other answered while catching his breath.

"THE OTHER ELEMENTS ARE PLANNING TO HAVE THEIR WAY WITH HIM AS WELL!"

"Cara? No offense, but I don't think he would be able to do it with all of them at once, Alicorn or not. We are talking about five mares here." Luce said slowly.

"And I remember you that he can create physical copies of himself." Luna answered bitterly.

"Oh!...Say...Are you sure he is really into mares?" the mane-stylist asked innocently.

"LUCE!"

"Just kidding! Just kidding! But what am I supposed to do?"

"The only member of the Element Bearers not romantically involved with my son is Rarity Belle, the Element of Generosity. Do you know her?"

"Uuhu! I think I heard something about her! She is the owner of a small Boutique in Ponyville, am I right?" Luce answered.

"Your Gossip Network is still as wide-spread as I hoped, good." Luna said pleased.

"HEY! Just because I am a mane-stylist and stallion-sexual it doesn't mean that I always gossip about everything!" Luce said greatly offended.

"..." in answer the Princess just looked at him intently with narrowed eyes.

"O-O-Okay...Maybe I do exchange a comment or two with my sister and the others after my customers leave my shop...But not always."

The mare's eyes narrowed further.

"OKAY! OKAY! In my case is not a cliché or a stereotype since I do gossip a lot! Happy!?" the stallion admitted huffing.

"Very much so. As I said, Miss Rarity is the sister figure of Maelstrom and the 'friendly ear' of the Elements fawning over him...So I need you to crack her head open and tell me everything she knows." Luna said with a cold tone.

"Aah! You are asking me something difficult; she is both a Gossiper like me and a dear friend of them...Ponies like us that made of gossip an Art know how to NOT share trivia whenever we want to keep a secret." Luce said taking-in an hissing breath of surprise.

"That's why I asked you, you have your unmatched silver tongue and wit...And THAT." Luna said motioning her head towards an hidden cabinet closed by heavy chains.

"Y-Y-You are not asking me to use my 'Heaven's Shampoo', right? Your sister in person prohibited me! It's too relaxing! Too powerful!" Luce said shocked.

"I know it is, that's why I want you to use it. Your special blend: so relaxing to even have veteran spies and soldiers crumble in bliss and become putty in your hooves...I want you to use it on Rarity Belle for me...Undiluted!"

"AAAH! HOLY MOTHER OF THE FIRST STALLION!" Luce yelled in pure fear, jumping away from Luna while moving an hoof through the 'Sign of the Cross' and muttering prayers by the dozen.

"What's wrong? You don't want to help your friend? Your dear friend Luna?" Luna asked stalking closer to the scared mane-stylist.

"B-B-Begone f-f-foul temptress!" Luce whimpered as the Princess moved closer forcing him to press his back against the wall.

"Rarity Belle is the only thing that is keeping me from protecting my son's virtue from further corruption...And I need your help to know what she knows. Help me, Luce! Help your dear friend Luna!" the Alicorn whispered in the stallion's ear making him gulp loudly.

"I know you want to use it, I know you are proud of your home-made shampoo and wish to show it off to everypony and be adored for its quality and divine scent..." she added with an hot whisper.

"What...What do I get in exchange?" Luce said with a weak tone as he finally succumbed to temptation.

"I'll personally make sure you'll get the due permissions to enlarge your shop. You will finally get the SPA Area you always dreamed to add to this establishment!" Luna whispered nuzzling her friend.

"A S-S-SPA? W-W-With Sauna and massages?" he said whimpering.

"Yes! And beauty masks and Jacuzzis too. You just have to help me." she added while gently blowing in his ear.

"Aaaha! B-Beauty M-Masks...J-Jacuzziii..." he muttered with a moan as his eyes rolled on the back of his head.

"Think about all the high-class mares that will come here, about all the actors and VIP stallions that will throw themselves at your hooves to get an appointment, all yours! Just say yes and I will turn your dreams into reality."

"Okay. Okay, I accept!" Luce finally said in defeat.

"YAY! Thank you! I knew I would have been able to count on you!" Luna gushed happily while hugging her friend.

"I have sold my soul to the devil for a Sauna." the Unicorn said sighing.

"No, you are helping a friend and a mother to keep her son safe...Please don't be sad." Luna said nudging him.

"I still feel dirty."

"I'll take the full blame IF we are discovered, better?" she proposed.

"Just do not exaggerate with your retribution to them, please."

"I'll be gentle, I promise. So? Can you free a slot for Rarity Belle tomorrow in the morning? I want to start immediately!" Luna asked.

"Tomorrow Morning? Uhmmm...I'll have to switch Madame Rosy Hooves' appointment with Rocky Bottom and have Lucky and Silver take care of Miss Testarossa (Red-head) for me...But it's feasible." Luce answered with a thinking pose.

"Wonderful! And don't worry, even should you somehow fail, I'll still help you add the SPA."

"I'll hold you on that, now get back on that seat so I can finish my job, you Dirty Mare. Where is your son now anyway? We need him away and occupied just in case." he answered huffing.

"I'll be sure to keep him distracted the whole day tomorrow. As for now he is back in his home village as he wanted to show it to Rainbow Dash...I just hope she won't use the occasion as an excuse to put her dirty hooves on him again!"

"Ow, come on, Cara! Do not jump immediately to the wrong conclusions! Your baby stallion is not that dirty!" Luce answered laughing.

Meanwhile – Elemental Countries – Woods around Konoha -

He was that dirty, he was enough to catch the glint in the now-human eyes of Dash (still sporting rainbow-coloured hair in an hair-style remembering him the counterpart he met when dealing with the Dazzlings) and letting her grab his wrist to drag him in a more isolated area; and he was even dirty enough to follow her wish to 'try doing it as humans'.

"OH, CELESTIA!" and there they were doing it, over and over and over again.

"You asked for it, Dashie! So? Do you like?" the Prince asked lifting her leg so to let her even more open for him to go deeper.

"OH! OH! OOOOOH! OH, IT FEELS SO DIFFEREEEENT!" Dash howled in bliss as her face went pressed against the bark of the tree she was hugging for dear life while her boyfriend kept trying rearranging her organs through wild thrusts behind her.

"I AM GONNA...GONNA...UUUNGH!" he replied stopping his movement to reach forward and grab the girl newly-developed breasts in an iron grip while letting loose his climax.

"OHOOOOO!" Dash moaned loudly as both fell down to the floor with him still inside and on top of her.

"OH, GOD! OH, GOD NO! NO! NO-NO-NO-NO-NOO!" A new voice said in disgust.

"H-H-Hello, Teme!" Maelstrom said while still shivering in pleasure.

"Oh for the love of of the Log! I was training my Sharingan down there! AAARGH!" Sasuke shrieked while covering his eyes in disgust.

"What...What does it mean?" Dash asked panting.

"His eyes just burned in his memory the two of us going at it," the Prince answered chuckling.

"And my brain is now trying to superimpose your bodies as ponies to it! I need a Yamanaka! Eye bleach! Alcohol! Something!" the Uchiha Heir said between gagging fits.

"Stop being a drama queen, Teme! As if we were doing anything wrong," Maelstrom said as he and Dash got up to fix their clothes.

"It is very wrong from my point of view! And for fuck sake zip your pants up! I don't want to see your junk!" Sasuke answered looking away again.

Ziiip! "Sorry!" the other answered sheepishly.

"So? You came here for something else other than traumatize me?" Sasuke asked.

"Dash said she wanted to see Konoha since the last time we were here we have moved directly to Kumo for accompanying Luna-kaasan to the Falls of Truth and never actually came here. So, do you want to help me play tour guide?" Maelstrom answered smirking.

"See Konoha? Is that why she is dressed in a jumpsuit identical to yours but with cyan instead of orange?" Sasuke said pointing at the clothes Dash was wearing.

"Don't blame me! Rarity said that having matching clothes would have been a nice idea." Dash answered shrugging helpless.

"And it does wonders to her figure," the Prince added wiggling his eye-brows.

"Oh, come on! Stop it!" the transformed mare said laughing amused.

"Fine, fine! Just as long as you two keep your pants on!" the Uchiha heir answered sighing.

"Is he always so flank-hurt?" Dash whispered.

"Nah! He must be in a good mood today, normally he is even worse."

"I CAN HEAR YOU!" Sasuke answered rising his voice annoyed.

"WE DON'T CARE!" both transformed ponies said in chorus before laughing out loudly.

"A match made in Heaven." the Uchiha boy muttered growling.

Meanwhile – Ponyville – Carousel Boutique -

Rarity was humming to herself while fixing pins on a new creation of hers resting on a mannequin, Spike was standing near her with a basket full of said pins in his hands to help; when the bell on the door rang neither of the two looked away from the dress and simply welcomed the new guest inside.

"Welcome to Carousel Boutique!"

"Huhuhu! So much focused on your work to be unable even to spare a minute for a proper welcome, did we came at the wrong moment?" Luna asked with a devious smile.

"EEEEEP!" at that Rarity jumped to attention as soon as she recognized WHO had just entered.

"Princess Luna! Welcome!" the mare said immediately while Spike rapidly moved the mannequin in the back.

"Relax, relax! I was joking, this is just a friendly visit, nothing more." the Alicorn answered while distractingly studying the dresses at ready in the shop.

"It is?" the Unicorn asked sweating as she kept watching the Princess scan every nook and cranny of her creations with a critical eye.

Sigh! "Am I really that terrifying to you, Rarity Belle?" Luna asked with a theatrical sigh while discreetly stealing a glance to the mare with the corner of her eyes.

"N-N-No! It's just...A word of yours and my shop will be over." she answered.

"Can I ask why you think I hold this much 'power' over your fate as a dress-maker?" the Alicorn asked honestly confused.

"Well...You are a Princess...And I am not. Your words have weight, lots of it."

"There's the opening!" the Alicorn thought in joy.

"Yes, I am a Princess, but I am not one to abuse her position with such levity and destroy the lives of whoever I don't like. To prove this I am going to ask you this question: would you like to be treated like a Princess? Even just for a day?" she asked casually.

"To be treated like a princess for a day?"

"Uh-hu."

"Yes?" Rarity admitted blushing and looking down at her hooves shyly.

"Huhuhu! Very well then! I have a friend that is the owner of a small mane-styling shop in Canterlot and since he happens to like me he always leaves a slot free for me in his schedule in case I may need him for an emergency, would you like to go to him for a full-treatment in my stead?"

"F-F-Full-treatment?" Rarity said shocked.

"Mane, manicure, scented candles and soft music...Full Treatment. I am paying for it of course, so don't worry about budget." the Princess said smirking almost evilly.

Gulp! "W-Why?" the mare asked nervous as she fixed the Alicorn with a wide-eyed disbelieving stare.

"Does a gift necessarily need to have a reason? Isn't my wish to be generous enough?" Luna asked looking hurt.

"NO! I didn't mean to offend! I'll accept the offer, your Highness!" Rarity said immediately.

"GOODIE! I'll immediately go write to Luce then! It's tomorrow morning good enough for you?" Luna asked ecstatic.

"L-L-LUCE?! As in Luce D'Angelo?!" Rarity shrieked with wide eyes.

"Who else? You think I would let the first pony passing by treat my mane? Don't worry, as I said, I'll pay for it. Tell you what, I'll even ask him to use his best products and take care of you personally. I assure you it will be...Mind-opening, if you can pass me the term." Luna said walking away.

"Okay!" the other squeaked.

"Oh! And I'll take that blue evening dress you have in there with the white feathers on the neck area, here are the money and my measures, please see to adjust the dress following these perfectly. I'll send a guard to take it for me in three days. Have a nice day, Rarity Belle, you'll tell me how it went with Luce once you are back." Luna said leaving the shop after scribbling her measures on a piece of paper along leaving a small stack of money near it.

"Okay..." Rarity repeated weakly without seeing the feral grin on the Alicorn's face.

"Three...Two...One..."

THUD!

"Too easy." the Alicorn muttered to herself at hearing the Unicorn faint as soon as she closed the door behind herself.

The next day – Canterlot – "Luce and Piuma's Paradise" shop -

"Hihihihi!" the Unicorn Mare giggled in a near-disturbing way as the receptionist (Piuma) accompanied her to the VIP area in the back of the mane-styling shop.

THIS WAS IT! SHE WILL FINALLY FEEL PAMPERED LIKE A PRINCESS!

"Isn't that...Vynil Scratch?!" Rarity whispered as she stumbled to a stop once seen the familiar face.

"She usually drops her new albums here before they even hit the stores whenever she comes to renew her cut, we use them as a background and in exchange she gets good publicity." Piuma answered nodding.

"This way, Cara. I am tired to see a gem such as you keep going around unpolished! I absolutely HAVE TO get my hooves on you!" Luce said as he surfaced by the small room in the back.

"Ohoooo!" the mare shuddered in delight as the soft music of the private room reached her ears, a small part of her mind was in the meantime wondering if the divine cone of light shining on the seat along the angels choir echoing in her ear was all her imagination or not, but that inquiry was easily squashed under the bigger part of her brain being giddy at the knowledge of her being there for free.

"Take good care of her, Fratello." Piuma said with a conspiratorial smirk. (Brother).

"Oh! I will." the other answered chuckling darkly.

Inside the VIP Room -

"Now, let me just work my Magic on you and relax." Luce said before taking a deep breath and unlocking the sealed cabinet to take out a vial of thick, gold-coloured liquid as dense as honey.

"Undiluted...I hope it won't fry her brain, I never tried it like this..." the stallion thought worried as he rapidly added water to turn the drop of shampoo in a delicate yellow foam.

"Now...Let's gossip a little." he said as he slowly crept behind Rarity.

"Gossip?" the mare said perking up instantly.

"Yes! Like: who between your friends the Element Bearers will be the first to try and mate with Luna's son?" Luce asked as manacles closed around Rarity's hooves.

"IT'S A TRAP!" a voice screamed in horror inside the mare's mind.

"I don't know what you are talking about." she answered disinterested.

"...Liar." the other said smirking as he finally started using the foam on her mane making Rarity tense.

"NOOOOO! I-I-IT'S TOO POWERFUL!...IT'S TOO RELAXING!" she mentally screamed as her eyes went half-lidded and her muscles felt like jelly.

"Come on, Cara. I just need a list of names in order of who will go first, nopony will know you talked..." Luce whispered as the foam itself moved (through the Unicorn's Magic guidance) into giving her head a slow massage.

"N-N-No!...N-No!" Rarity said weakly as she tried to no avail to shake her head in the negative.

"Uhmm! You seem a tad too stressed, some scented candles will help maybe?" the mane-stylist said smirking as dozen of vanilla-scented candles lighted-up as one in tandem with the lights above dimming-out.

"NOOO! NOT THE SCENTED CANDLES!" the mare could only think that as her throat was letting out only traitorous moans of delight.

"I even have some chocolate bon-bons made by the owner of 'Le chocolatier' herself, she always uses that very same chair you are sitting on, you know?...Uuhm! They have cherries and a drop of high-class liquor inside too!" Luce said as first-class chocolate gently levitated under the fashionista's nose.

"N-N-NO! Y-Y-You will never break me!" she answered in tears and barely stopping her tongue from sneaking out to take one.

"Not even with a massage to your hooves? I have some scented oils already ready." the other answered smiling evilly.

"GAH!" Rarity gasped with a bit of droll already escaping her mouth.

"Or some prench manicure? I got some new amethyst clips I know would look divine applied on your hooves! They seems to have been made just for your fur and mane colour!"

"You-you...YOU MONSTER!" the mare managed to say out loud as she felt the shampoo and massage to her head erode her defences to the breaking point.

"I could tell you so much! So many juicy tidbits of gossip...I just ask for names in exchange."

"I will never talk! My friends trusted me with this knowledge! Our friendship is more important! I will never talk! NEVER!" Rarity thought closing her eyes shut tight while biting her tongue.

"...Like who is the mysterious new lover of the Pegasus actress Sweet Fly that every single tabloid of Equestria is desperate to know about, for example." Luce whispered in her ear making the mare's eyes snap open just like her jaw.

"Applejack will be first, then Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and for last Twilight because she wants to be sure there will be enough moonlight to illuminate the patch of trees she has chosen!" the fashionista said rapidly before growing pale as soon she realized her confessing.

"OH, SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!" she thought in horror.

"Wonderful! Then I will tell you: it's that Blueberry fellow, the Pop singer."

"NO WAY!" Rarity said with wide eyes.

"Yep! She slipped and told me herself last week!"

"Tell me more, pleeease!"

"Oh, okay! Just because you helped me. Apparently those two have met during a party and..." Luce said with a friendly smile as he started telling what he knew about that particular VIP couple.

Rarity was sure her friends will understand, this was THE biggest piece of gossip EVER!...And also, Luna calmed-down a lot after her second Corruption moment, she was sure the Alicorn Princess won't overreact at all at knowing that!

The next day – Royal Castle – Dungeons -

"TRAITOR!" Twilight shrieked in rage as she and the others were dangling upside-down from the ceiling of the damp prison cell thanks to the heavy chains covering their bodies in a giant cocoon.

"Now, now! We are not here to talk about who betrayed who..." Luna answered calmly while she was sitting on a comfortable chair and levitating a small fork to eat to slice of pie in front of herself while watching the red-faced (both from rush of blood AND anger) mares that had planned their mating with her baby.

"I am sorry, I couldn't resist long under Luce's care and...A bit more to the left, Spike." Rarity answered sadly before momentarily dropping it to tell Spike how to move the mirror she was using to check her new 'FABULOUS' mane-style.

"Like this?"

"Perfect!...As I was saying, they managed to make me spill everything! But I had no choice, they knew how to make me talk." the Unicorn continued saying while still cooing and gushing at the, admittedly, wonderful job Luce had done.

"Your mane do look pretty..." Fluttershy admitted before scowling.

"But selling us out just for that, it was a mean thing to do!" she then said huffing.

"Now, I am sure you are surprised at the fact we even have Dungeons to begin with..." Luna started saying before noting Twilight smug look.

"I knew they existed instead! They were added as a form of joke by the architect that drew the blue-prints at the beginning of you and Princess Celestia's reign because he thought that a castle should always have dungeons!" the young mare said.

"Now is not tha moment!" AJ hissed making the other shut-up with a sheepish expression.

"THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT! I will be holding you all here for some time as a punishment for your daring going behind my back and trying to ensnare my son in mindless mating without respecting traditions!" Luna bellowed.

"BUT I DID RESPECT TRADITION!" again it was Twilight to interrupt.

"Eh?" Dash asked confused.

"Go on..." the Moon Alicorn ordered with narrowed eyes.

"Spike? Go take the pink folder in my room in the Library, third filing cabinet on the right, under the letter 'M'...for 'Mating'." she answered blushing a little.

"I'm goin'!" the small dragon answered immediately.

"I'll accompany you, just in case." Luna answered teleporting herself and Spike away and leaving the Element Bearers alone.

"..."

"..."

"So..." Rarity tried saying.

"SHUT-UP! TRAITOR!" the other girls yelled as one.

"Sorry."

Five minutes of awkward silence later Luna and Spike returned with a thick folder held in the air by the Alicorn's magic as she was going through every page.

"Uhmm!"

"All respecting traditions. I state my wish to consummate with the Prince, the preferred date and time for it to happen AND the possible other choices so to meet with the Royal Family's schedule; then there is my Bio, my academic results with a letter of my former Headmaster and a list of my specializations; a short rendition of my family's story, genealogical tree, political point-of-view and known medical history. I also added favourite..." Cough! "Games I wish to propose Maelstrom to go through along possible fetishes me and him could be open to experiment on each other and the various places in Ponyville those could take place in and the instruments we would use (By the way, there is a typo in the last paragraph, the correct term is BDSM...Sorry about that, I mistyped and didn't notice when proofreading as I am new to this)...Everything paper is in triple of course." Twilight explained gaining a disbelieving stare from the other mares.

"...What? Knowing how Princess Luna reacts I wanted to make sure I had the less amount possible of problems...And with the Kage Bunshin Spell it didn't actually cut into my job or research time..." she answered to their unspoken question.

They all fell silent at hearing Luna take a deep breath while closing the folder to give it back to Spike, poor dragon looking scarred at learning that his pseudo-mother Twili DID wish to have a very healthy and very active sexual-life.

"Very well. I guess this leaves me no choice but to let Miss Sparkle go." the Princess said sighing.

"WHAT?!" Dash yelled in anger.

"She has moved through the right path to get permission and-" what Luna was saying stopped when the door to the dungeon blew-up to pieces to let a scowling Celestia enter followed by Maelstrom and Trixie.

"Sister Dear..." the Sun Alicorn asked with an overly-sweet tone that made everyone shiver in dread.

"What's the meaning of this?"

"Celly! How did you..." Luna gasped in shock before her eyes fell on Trixie.

"Et tu, My student?!"

"The defeated and apologetic Trixie begs you forgiveness, Teacher Luna! But Maelstrom managed to extract the truth from me!" the Unicorn answered looking down ashamed.

"We were having our date when I saw one of your shadow-bats deliver a message to her, once destroyed she immediately tried to talk me into going to Manehattan and stay there together until tonight." the Prince said with narrowed eyes.

"At the same time I discovered to have an improvise meeting in Manehattan as well for a nondescript offer that apparently would have kept me away until tomorrow...You forgot that you never were good at forging my signature when we were fillies, and you STILL are not able to do it. So once the thing went canceled I tried to see why you did that and discovered the disappearance of Twilight and the others." Celestia added with a disapproving tone.

"And Trixie helped you? She betrayed me? Her Teacher?" Luna asked hurt.

"He used...'Ninja Tricks' to make the Great and Stoic Trixie talk, Princess." the former show-mare answered blushing.

"Ninja Tricks?" Pinkie asked confused.

Unseen by Luna the blond Alicorn winked at the girls and used a trick the Elements knew very well to elongate his tongue to twice the size to 'wave' at them making all of them shiver at the memory of how THAT felt...

Through several dates he had discovered that Twilight and Fluttershy were screamers (still nothing compared to Dash.).

That AJ and Pinkie instead were squirmers.

And Trixie...she was BOTH apparently. And a very 'explosive' one at that.

"What?" Luna asked confused making her son rapidly turn his tongue back to normal and smile innocently when she turned to look at him.

"Nothing, sister. Now release them and let's just forget this happened." a red-faced Celestia said with her best dismissive tone.

"Here goes another sleepless night thanks to my nephew...Darn it." the Sun Princess thought grimacing.

"Mother...Please! Let us-"

"NO! I WILL NEVER LET THEM HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU! NEVER!...Except Trixie, she has my blessing. So please, feel free to go out together you two, I don't mind; just do not jump immediately to mating." Luna roared in answer before disappearing in a bursts of Magic.

Sigh! "Please forgive her, I spoiled her too much when we were young so she still acts like a filly sometimes when she is stressed..." Celestia said sighing while she and both Trixie and Maelstrom worked to free the trapped mares.

Later that night – Luna's Bedroom -

"Mating with my baby...AS IF! I accepted the herd, yes; but mating? That's three hundred years too soon!" the Moon Alicorn said while devouring in blind fury the sweets from her 'secret reserves'.

"Barely a couple of months together and they already plan ahead for that! Back in the days we took things WAY slower!" she added pulling a lever to have an entire wall spin of 180 to show a collection papers stuck on it.

"Luckily I have a time-table to work with and my genius mind, my perfect plan is foolproof!"

Said plan had been enriched by doodles of herself (with 'Me' written above her horn), Twilight and Co. ('Meanie', 'Barely Acceptable', 'Pervert-Shy' and so on) and her son ('My baby' -doodle of an heart-) followed by diagrams, half-erased notes and pictures.

"Yes, this should work..." Luna muttered as she neared the wall to correct few things.

Not too far away Celestia was hiding in a corner of the room and shaking her head in sadness at the situation, steeling her resolve at helping the Moon Princess understand once and for all that what she was doing was definitely wrong.

"I know she hates the idea of him growing-up, ever parents have that fear, but I thought those Falls of Truth would have helped...Well, I guess shock therapy is in order then." the Sun Alicorn thought before quietly leaving the room to teleport to Poniville to check if her Luck had what she needed already in position.

Barely few minutes later and Luna shrieked in surprise as enchanted ropes and chain tied her up together with a thick piece of cloth covering her mouth.

"So we have an accord." the Moon Princess heard her sister say out loud.

"Yep! I help you stopping her from escaping and in exchange I can take notes to help Miss Ino." Discord answered as his own Magic covered the chains trapping Luna in a way to make her escape impossible.

"Sorry, my dear sister. But this is necessary to help you understand, your son is no longer a baby, he is an adult free to make his choices; and you leave me no choice if not giving you a first-row seat on his Adult Life. Come with us." Celestia said teleporting the three away.

"First row...No...No, she is not going to do what I think!" Luna thought in pure disgusted horror.

Poniville – Dash and Gilda's Apartment – Dash' Bedroom – WARNING! Adult Content! -

"Here we are...Your turn, Discord...I can't do this." the Sun Alicorn said as soon as the trio reappeared in an hidden corner of the street under the window of the rainbow-maned girl's bedroom.

"Okay! Invisibility for the ones passing in this street AND transparent walls for the room, just for our eyes of course," the Draconequus said cracking his fingers and launching a small bullet of light at the wall.

"I'll make sure we will hear what is happening...Sorry again, Luna. But you need to snap out of it." Celestia said sighing as her own horn flared in energy.

"I'll never forgive you two! What are you planning to do?" the bound Luna thought with narrowed eyes.

Her answer came when two blurs almost tore-down the bedroom door making both Dash and Maelstrom crash-land on the mattress giggling and laughing.

"No! Noo! I am NOT going to see my baby doing it, right? RIGHT!? Hearing it happen once was bad enough...But watching? NOOOOOOOO!" the Princess though as Dash pounced on him, pushing his back into the soft mattress to kiss him as hard as she could, her hooves pressing down hard on either side of his head as she 'raped' (From Luna's point of view) his mouth with her lips and tongue.

"UUUHMMM!" both moaning in bliss the blond Alicorn rolled aside to pin her beneath him and looking transfixed at her mane forming a colourful halo around her head.

"We should put on some privacy seals," Maelstrom whispered while lightly biting her neck.

"No...L-L-Let-AAAAHN! Let Gilda hear..." Dash answered shaking her head with little moans breaking her answer.

"I love when ya act all dirty!" he answered smirking, leaning to kiss her again while rubbing his body on hers.

"Then make me dirtier!" the mare answered bucking her hips upward beneath him, as if to remind him what was 'missing' between them.

"Oh! Sorry, my bad." he answered winking before showing that indeed he was stiffly 'in the mood' to take her.

With Discord -

"Well, they seems to have the dirty talk down to a T, how are you two holding up?" the Chaos Entity asked while taking notes on a pad.

"Just peachy..." Celestia muttered uneasy, she was blushing madly and covering her eyes with an hoof, although randomly taking a small peek before returning to cover her eyes.

"And Lulu?"

"She seems fine." a clone of Discord (wearing lab coat and glasses) answered pouring some eye-drops in the Moon Alicorn's eyes as he was using specula to hold her eyes open and not look away.

"Let her hear some relaxing music, she seems to be hyperventilating." the Original Discord said.

"Okay! Beethoven's Ninth Symphony should do the trick, I took it from an Human world." the clone said putting earphones on Luna and continuing to keep her eyes hydrated.

"Specula, traumatic images and Beethoven's music...Where did I saw this before? Bah! Whatever!"

Back with Maelstrom and Dash -

While that was happening the rainbow-maned mare had once again flipped the situation so to once again being her the one straddling the other while rubbing her behind up and down her lover's shaft.

"Are we impatient perhaps, my rainbow Princess?" the blond Alicorn asked with a teasing smile as he kissed her again and jokingly poked her drenched, waiting entrance with his thing.

"You have no ideee-HAAAAAA!" her words had soon exploded into a loud moan as the Prince speared her without warning forcing her to throw back her head to howl-out her first climax.

"Already?" he asked smirking.

"...Two weeks without this...It's been too long!" she answered getting up to turn around and face it, nuzzling its length and taking deep breaths of its scent with an expression of deep longing on her face.

"Same here." he answered as his face dove between her legs in blind hunger to bury his tongue deep inside her making her mewl in surprise, her groans growing in volume when his teeth started scraping the outer rim of her vagina as he tried to reach as deep as he could while covering the whole opening with his mouth.

Even if it was not the first time, Maelstrom was still a bit surprised when her thighs wrapped around his head, surprise soon evaporating when her warm mouth rapidly encased the throbbing head of his erection to give it strong, desperate bouts of suckling.

As Dash' head bobbed up and down she tried using different speed and angles to see what he liked most, sometimes making the tip rub gently on the soft innerside of her cheeks or slowly dragging her tongue on the engorged veins singularly so to better enjoy his squirming and his surprised squeals, she had even tried to drag her teeth along its full length on her way back up smirking at his hissing intake of air.

"D-D-DASH! O-O-OH, GOD! I'm…" was Maelstrom's only warning before his hips bucked up forcing the mare to go full deep-throat before literally exploding in a flood too intense for her to manage and forcing his white salty load to drip from the side of her lips in waves while her eyes widened in surprise, soon turning her face in a mess as few thick strands landed on her as soon as she managed to pull her mouth off of it.

"Wow...You were backing-up a lot!" she said in wonder as soon as the seemingly-endless stream of white stopped, the girl still hungrily licking from top to bottom to gather the wasted sperm.

"I missed you a lo-WHOA!" as soon as he had been licked back into full stiffness and before he could finish his sentence Dash impaled herself on his penis and starting a wild riding of him while she kept licking his neck and cheeks.

"You have more! You have lotsa more, I know! Enough to drown me! To cover me! THEN GIVE IT TO ME!" she ordered sharply before kissing him again.

At that the Prince simply got too aroused to answer as he took it out, spun her around so that her ass was facing him and then proceeded to shove it all inside her in one go making the mare go cross-eyed with his full-powered plowing, Dash groaning weakly as he pressed her head down burying her face on the pillow.

"I wonder if I can do this with an horse body as well..." he muttered darkly.

"Doing wha-OH, MY GOODNESS!" Dash shrieked as he once again turned her around, this time forcing her back legs up in the air spread wide open and then bending them so that the tip of her hooves touched down at the sides of her head leaving only her shoulder pressed on the mattress and her ass up in the air.

"I want to see what face you do when I ram it all the way down." he answered before starting a furious in and out as he left gravity and weight help him plow her.

"OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!" Dash kept repeating as the new position left her wide open for him to literally abuse as he wished while the excess of seed from both him and her kept pouring down on her chest as released load after load inside her.

"More! I want more!" the blond Alicorn growled as his body erupted into golden flames.

"Ehm...The Sage Mode is not supposed to be used like that..." Kurama tried saying.

"SHUT UP!" the transformed shinobi roared in answer.

"Sorry."

"OH, GOD, MAELLY! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUUUUU!" Dash howled as the other did the impossible and gained even more speed.

"GRAAAH!" the stallion answered by using the golden cloak to turn his wings into human-like hands to grab the front legs of the mare so to lift her up as he himself stood on his back legs, ramming inside the girl always faster in clearly desperate need of release.

"MAELLY, I AM COMING! MAELLY, I AM COMING! MAELLY, I AM COMING!" Mind completely gone Dash kept repeating over and over with her eyes losing focus and her mouth getting stuck open in a continuous orgasm until with a final, weak and strangled whimper she welcomed her lover's climax.

"AAAAAAAHAN!" Maelstrom howled as he finally climaxed, every single drop of his pent-up Lust shooting inside her with raging force making a deluge of white rain down from her entrance as it was filled and overfilled to the impossible.

Without saying a word both exhausted lovers fell on the ruined bed as soon as he dropped the Chakra cloak to try and recover their breath.

"That was awesome Dashie!" he said kissing her.

"..."

"Oh! She's out of it...I'll keep her company then." the Prince muttered moving the sheets to cover both him and the unconscious girl that still cuddled against him as soon as he hugged her, both falling rapidly asleep immediately after.

Outside – With Discord -

"Daaarn! I have to say that he is not one to hold back, that's for sure. You okay, Celly?" the Draconequus said with a low whisper of awe while pocketing his note pad.

"Uh-hu..." Celestia answered distractingly as she waited for her Defcon-11 level blush to finally subside and stop trying to fry her face.

"And Luna?" Discord asked finally freeing the trapped Moon Alicorn that instead stood still unbreathing.

"Did...Did we break her?" Celestia asked worried.

"No, sister...I am fine." Luna answered sighing and sitting down on the floor with a defeated expression on her face.

"I am sorry you had to see this." the Sun Princess said sadly, hugging her sister tight to cheer her up.

"It had to be done...I needed to see this."

"To open your eye on him and the Element Bearers." Discord said nodding sagely.

"Yes. Now I know that he needs a girl worthy of him...Just look at Dash! Only once and she passes out?! Romance is good and all, so is being able to hold smart conversations and good manners, but my baby needs a woman able to satisfy him too!" Luna answered.

"That's rig-WHAT?!" Celestia said shocked.

"Now I see why he has an herd, a single one of them is not enough for him! You saw her! She CAN'T KEEP UP! My son has to accept sub-par women because his training gave him greater Stamina! And now he will be forced to remain hot and bothered because his partner can't mate with him more than once! INEXCUSABLE!" the Moon Alicorn said indignant.

"W-Wait! We Meant to-"

"You two opened my eyes to the REAL problem, and I thank you for it. But now I need to go, tomorrow I'll start looking for a proper woman able to satisfy him in bed as well, failed that I'll make sure Trixie herself will be up to the task; the girl shows great respect and a sharp mind, it would be only a matter of helping her develop the right Endurance. At least I know I can trust her."

"And Twilight and the other Element Bearers?"

"Oh, FINE! If they can get more Stamina they too can stay...At least I won't be forced to scout all Equestria for some dirty mare I don't know a thing about, you know what they say: better the devil you know than the devil you don't." the Moon Alicorn said before teleporting away.

"...So this means this plan failed?" Discord asked dumbfounded.

"Yes, it did. Just help me track her down, if we can't stop her from interfering directly, we can try to use her fixation to finally make her understand."

"How?"

"By explaining to her the 'Safety in numbers' rule, if we can convince her that Quantity can substitute Quality maybe she will finally stop this crusade of hers, come with me." Celestia answered as she too teleported away.

"Easier to say than do! She gets deaf when it comes to her baby boy! And even I don't know how to phrase the idea of an Herd being a good substitute to a single mare able to keep up with him without making it sound like a veiled insult to him AND the the Elements..." Sigh! "I miss being trapped in rock. It was easier." the Draconequus muttered depressed before following both Alicorn Princesses.

Meanwhile – inside the apartment -

"So we were being spied." Maelstrom said sighing.

"Yeah, I saw your mother, Celestia and Discord stand under Dash' window looking up towards you," Gilda answered.

"Nothing else?"

"Your mother is probably planning something for Dash and the others, she didn't seem happy at her passing out." the griffin answered shrugging.

"We went a little overboard."

"A Little? Modest aren't you?" Gilda replied snorting.

"We know what we like, you can ask her as soon as she wakes up if I overdid." the Prince answered.

"No, thank you. I already have a non-existent Love Life, I don't need more details about you two and your escapades."

"Let's just hope Aunt Celestia will finally manage to curb my mother's obsession, it's starting to stop being worrying and turning ridiculous..." Maelstrom answered sighing.

"I hope so, for you and the others 'cause she can get scary when she wants to." Gilda answered shaking her head and leaving.

"Life was easier in Konoha...life was SOOO much easier..." the Prince muttered sighing as he rejoined Dash for a good night of sleep.