You are Anon. You are currently inside your cell. Dealing with Sugar proved to be easier than you thought. She stopped trying to get inside your pants. In fact, you haven't seen her at all in the past two days. You wondered what she was up to.

You then remember something your father said.

"Anon, thinking about anyone gives them power. Don't give them power. If you have them thinking about you, you have all the power you need son."

You liked your old man. You shouldn't be thinking about him because that would give him power. You took his advice from then on out, you're going to have fun.

Later, when it was lunchtime, you walked out to the hallway. You're feeling hungry and you need to find the worst food possible.

You thought the hallways were all too clean in this place. They were always, like, clean and shit. You didn't know why they employ so many janitors. In fact, as you were walking throughout the hallway, you encountered about five janitors. You thought about rotating three-hundred sixty degrees and walking away to your room, but you decided hunger was more important than hiding from the eye contact of the janitors. You wonder how much they make in a year.

As you enter the lunchroom, you take in how much it really reminded you of your middle school cafeteria. It wasn't large by any means, maybe even half the size of the basketball gym they've got here. You took note of the overly-clean floor tiles and the ceiling made up of those white cardboard panels with black specks littered throughout. The lights look like they're replaced weekly.

Tiger, your dragon buddy, is sitting at the table you usually sit at. It's a table meant to seat about sixteen prisoners, but only you and Tiger take up the table. He gives you a respectful nod as you strut on over like you own the place. Bulk Biceps gave you a kind of please sit with me at my table, everyone is lame here look as you passed by. Too bad for him you think, he'll never be as cool as you.

"What's new?" Tiger asks on cue right as you sit down at the table in front of him.

"Nothing much, my buddy ol' pal." you reply. You and Tiger devised a secret kind of language that you two use to communicate with at the table. Knowing how the Overseer likes to watch everyone, it's the best way to give information without seeming too ridiculous. Saying "buddy ol' pal", for instance, means that something's afoot. Tiger gives you a concerned look.

"My caretaker seems to like playing hide-and-seek nowadays." you say. Tiger understood what you meant immediately. You let him in on Sugar's yandere tendencies earlier, and by telling him she's been gone for a while he knows something big may happen.

"Hide-and-seek gets pretty boring now that I think of it. Not really fun at all, in my opinion. Want to hang out at recess? Maybe play on the swings?" Tiger says rather convincingly. You're not even sure if you could tell if he were trying to hide any secret messages at all. You were proud of him.

You then give him a grin and say, "Sure. Let's play on the swings."

Later, at recess time, you don't go to the swings because that would be silly. Nobody would discuss anything important by the swings. Rather, you and Tiger meet up under the wooden castle construction in the far left side of the playground. There was a few loose planks in its construction, and that allowed you to make a nice little hidey-hole under the castle where nobody was intended to go. It's kind of damp, but it's mostly cosy. None of the odd rock pebbles that are scattered around the playground are there too, so you don't have to deal with rocks in your shoes while there.

Thinking of the entire area, you still don't understand why they made the playground bigger than the entirety of the prison itself.

When you finally get to the castle, you take a seat and wait for Tiger to arrive. Nobody hangs out under the castle. It's too dark for anyone other than you and Tiger, and the little cracks of light that come in add a cool hide-out effect.

Excited hoofsteps occasionally pitter and patter above you as a pony goes by. The cracks in between the wood planks surprisingly don't let out much sound if you keep your voice low, and also make for a great lookout should any guards come by. You know that anyone wouldn't dare snitch on you, anyways. Everyone in the prison is too afraid to even approach you for a game of ball. Though, it's not like you care anyways. You weren't much one for playing with adults who acted like children as any sane-minded person would be.

Tiger comes in, and squeezes himself in a corner to make more room for you. Now you can begin discussing things like normal human beings. Well, human being and dragon that is.

"So what's up with Sugar, is that bitch harassing you?" Tiger asks.

"No," you begin, "she hasn't been harassing me at all as of late. For two whole days. That's what scares me."

"So what do you actually think is going on?" Tiger replies.

"I think she's planning something. Something big, too."

"Should I be worried?" Tiger worriedly asks. Even he knows how dangerous crazy ponies can get. You've seen some defy the laws of physics before in order to get a goal accomplished.

"Nah. Far as I know, she only wants my dick." you say.

"Good. I don't want to deal with her. I'll still help you as long as I don't come into any kind of physical contact with her. I wouldn't want to get wet." Tiger replies. You laugh internally at Tiger's little joke.

You hear frantic hoofsteps, and the sound of liquid being spilt. Tiger picks up on this too.

"Looks like your friend is back after her leave. Let's keep it quiet." Tiger warns. You agree, and you shuffle into a corner where the light isn't let in all that well. You know who the visitor is.

Sugar, in all her glory, starts to patrol the castle itself. You hear her muttering something about scents and how he's supposed to be somewhere around here.

"Oh Aaaaanon~!" she hollers with a sing-song twist. "Where are you, Aaaaaaanon~?"

Tiger's eyes go forwards. He's obviously getting pissed. He does not like the sound of Sugar's voice at all. You guess he gets even more pissed off at the fact that he can't deal with it due to the whole non-violence stuff that's fucking him up. You feel bad for him.

Remembering your Dad's advice, you remember not to give Sugar any power. In fact, you have an idea! You go over to Tiger and begin to whisper in his ear hole.

"I'm going to try something. It'll be risky, but it'll hopefully save me from rapey time troubles. I do not want forcey fun times." you whisper.

Tiger gives you a nod of approval, albeit reluctantly. You make a move for the exit. You wait for Sugar to be on the other side of the castle before you swiftly take off the wooden planks and exit. When you get out, you swiftly replace the wooden planks as to hide your hidey hole.

Sugar comes back around to the side of the castle you're on.

"Anon! There you are! You've been a naughty, naughty boy. You've denied me of my one reason for existence, Anon. I'm here to collect my debt." Sugar says.

Sugar stood in front of you, eagerly waiting for a reply. Her eyes twinkled with the hope that you would grace your hand on her belly. Your eyes did not make any contact with hers.

Sugar is confused as to why you're not paying any attention to her.

"Anon?" she sputters out. She's getting visibly flustered.

You slowly look down at her, and make eye contact for a whole five seconds. Her face immediately lightens up.

"Oh, Anon! I know you wouldn't leave me-" she says, interrupted by you again looking forward at your own eye-level breaking eye contact with her. Her mouth drops in shock.

You walk away as if she were never there.

"Anon?" she says, following you. You just keep on walking. You are not thinking about Sugar. You will not give her any power.

"Anon?" she repeats, as you keep on walking. Eventually, you reach Bulk Biceps who is currently playing a game of catch with a group of other ponies. Helka the griffin's in the group, too.

"What's up, Bulk Biceps? Mind if I join in?" you ask him.

"SURE THING ANON! YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE. HEY, WHY IS THE GUARD FOLLOWING YOU?" Bulk Biceps asks.

"Who?" you say.

"THE GUARD RIGHT THERE BEHIND YOU."

You look behind you, and Sugar is there. However, you don't acknowledge her existence. Right now, she doesn't exist. Her face lightens up as you turn around to look, only to darken as you don't give her any sign of recognition. You looked right through her and that seemed to strike a chord with her. Too bad you didn't care to notice she existed.

"I don't know what you're talking about, Bulky. Let's play." you say nonchalantly.

"UH, SURE."

The rest of recess goes by smoothly. Sugar simply left after she figured out she wasn't going to get anything. This would be great news to you, but you don't know a pony by the name of Sugar. The thought never crossed your mind, so you never noticed in the first place. The rest of the day went smoothly, too. That night, you went to sleep like a baby.

You are Princess Luna. You won't trifle with any introductions at the moment, as whoever is reading should know who you are in the first place. Currently, you are investigating the recent strange being's dreams. You can't seem to get a grip on what it could possibly mean at all.

You get in your bed and snuggle up. You then use your horse magic to enter the dream hub, and find Anon's dream door. The door is covered in what appears to be feces. Why it is covered in such a vile substance, you may never know.

Yet, tonight was going to be different. This night, you were going to get to the bottom of things. You were going to find out the hidden meaning behind this strange Anon figure's dreams.

You enter the door, and are immediately graced with a wonderful landscape of green and trees and rivers and- wow. This is beautiful to you. You're going to definitely have an easier time solving this mystery than you thought. You were going to-

Is that... a flying penis? Is that Anon riding the flying penis?

Maybe tomorrow, then. All great things are done with time.

Author's Notes:

all hail the massive flying skydong

here comes some more dream sequences and more yandere pony guard waifu for your laifu

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