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“Wait this world has werewolves who can only die by silver right?” Naruto asked as he stares at the pile of ash that was a werewolf. Which he created by blasting the werewolf with a energy gun that turned it into dust.

“Yes and even if the werewolf is turn to dust it’s still alive. Can’t move, can’t think, can’t do anything but live in that state,” Twilight said.

“This is stupid. The werewolf is now dust and it’s still alive? If I hit it with something that leaves nothing behind will it still live?” Naruto asked.

“Yup,” Twilight dead panned.

“This is as dumb as the Saint Syer… whatever it’s called. Where only a certain type of energy can harm those people using those armors,” Naruto said.

“I know, it’s just dumb as me and the others before we met you. Went to one of the saint worlds and one thing to another, with all the saints being thrown into the sun as nothing we did killed them. They stayed in the sun burning and in incredible pain till Rick used his No Bullshit gun on that universe and caused that dumb rule where only one kind of energy can ever hurt those of the saint universe,” Twilight explains.

“This is so much like that Robot Chicken episode where in one sketch. While playing a pen-and-paper RPG, one player offers an... alternative to the silver bullet to kill a werewolf. Even after reducing it to a puddle of viscera with a rotary gun, mopping that up into a bucket and lighting it on fire, snorting the ashes, then crapping it out, where it gets processed through a sewer system, the game master stubbornly insists that the werewolf is still alive through all of that, it has to be a silver bullet,” Naruto said.

“Yup it’s all just a bunch of bull crap when even if I use something that breaks down anything on the atomic scale where the atoms bonds are completely broken. Because it’s not the very rare and hard to find thing, or only one can use it or some other bull crap. Won’t kill the thing it was used on. Works in video games but anywhere else, it’s just bull crap,” Twilight said. (1)

“This universe is dumb,” Naruto said kicking the pile of ash shattering it to the wind.

“Well now the werewolf is now forever going to be suffering as it can never be killed by a silver bullet,” Twilight said.

“And it’s part of the family of werewolves who have been killing and eating people. We are in the universe of Dog Soldiers,” Naruto pointed out.

“Good point,” Twilight said as she summons some eyebots. “Go and reduce all werewolves to ash.”

The eyebots flew off hunting down the remaining werewolves.

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1 - The fictions where only one thing can kill or harm something, are just dumb plot armor, power fantasy and full of bull crap. As using a weapon that breaks down anything on the atomic scale on the level of the Reality Bomb from Doctor Who but on a smaller scale, will destroy anything. That would kill everything in reality of the Doctor Who verse, would still not be enough to kill whatever because it’s not something like a silver bullet. Which is complete bull crap.