Princess Luna was bored. It was quite a sight to be seen, a Princess being bored, but there she went, dragging her hooves against the hard floor, because she was bored. She had tried telling Celestia, but her sister simply started giving her a lecture on being grateful and all that jazz.

"Sister is such a hypocrite! Thou hast not even enjoyed one day of princess hood!"

She groaned.

"Ugh! Where is Discord when we need him?"

"Why, (haha) right here, (haha) dear Lulu!"

Discord suddenly appeared, his face yellow with laughter.

Luna furrowed her brow.

"Why hast thou a yellow face?" She asked, confusion clear on her face.

Discord smirked.

"Because I have just thought of the best prank to play on Rarity and Applejack ever! I can't wait for April Fools Day now! If you can help."

Luna nodded.

"April Fools Day is years away. Thou will have to wait."

Discord waved a talon in her direction.

"Pish-Posh, waiting is for losers. I say we do it now."

He smirked.

"Unless you don't want to do it?"

Luna shook her head.

"Thou hast not seen our power! We are the ultimate prankster!"

Discord grinned.

"Perfect. Let's get our victims, then?"

"Indeed. The day is still young."

Discord snapped his fingers, and they suddenly appeared in Applejack's barn.

"Ah, yes, I regognise this," said Discord, surveying the location, "This is the barn Applejack used slaves to build. Perfect!"

Luna tapped the floorboards.

"Now what?"

"Now? We wait, dear Lulu. We wait."

Luna whipped out a muffin from somewhere.

"And what are we waiting for?" she asked with a mouthful of crumbs.

Pulling out an umbrella to shield him from the oncoming attack of crumbs, Discord laughed.

"Not what, Lulu, who."

"Oh! Who are we waiting for, then?"

Discord pulled a talon towards his face.

"Who do you think? Applejack, of course!"

Luna huffed.

"We think your plan is stupid."

"You don't even know my plan!" Yelled Discord, exasperated. "Just give it a chance, Lulu!"

"Fine, but if we get bored, thou hast to throw us a party."

Discord shrugged.

"Fine then. Be like that. All because you wanted to pull a prank on Applejack and Rarity."

Luna gave up and went back to sulking. Moments later, however, a loud accent filled the barn, and the two of them ducked behind a large convenient haystack.

"That's convenient," whispered Discord.

Applejack soon trotted into view.

"How many?"

"Five."

Applejack nodded.

"Alright then. Just a second, Mac."

Applejack whistled a tune as she walked over to the tool box.

"Five. Ah hope we have any nails at all."

"Do you always talk to yourself, Applejack?"

Applejack leapt into the air and turned swiftly around.

"Celestia, ya scared me there, Discord! Ah thought ya- whut are ya doing with that rope?"

----

A short hogtie later, Applejack was being dragged through Ponyville by Discord.

Of course, seeing the toughest mare in town being dragged across like a hog tied rag doll was quite hilarious, and sparked quite a lot of laughter.

Applejack, however, appeared to be too angry to notice.

"Ah swear on Celestia's White hoof, if ya don't get me outta her righ' now, I'mma buck ya in t'tomorrow!"

"Applejack, remember when I taped your mouth shut?"

There was silence.

"That's better. Luna will be here soon with Rarity anyway."

As if on cue, Luna appeared, Rarity right behind her, bound by leather straps.

"The marshmallow wasn't particularly hard to get. We simply pulled out the leather and she gave in."

Applejack snickered at Rarity's expense, but soon found she was also being laughed at by Rarity.

"Oh, did they hogtie you because you're a pig?"

Applejack scrunched up her muzzle incredulously.

"Atleast Ah wasn't turned on by a princess with leather. Whut, didja picture Blueblood in them?" Applejack teased, earning a blush from the other mare.

Soon, insults were being shot like fire across the vicinity, and everypony stayed clear, for fear they might be caught in the crossfire.

Luna and Discord watched in amusement.

"And to think I haven't even started the game yet!"

Luna gasped.

"Thou isn't finished?"
"Of course not! If I had known that they'd had a fight before, I'd have been even more eager to get the joke done. Consider it a friendship lesson."

He glanced at the mares and sighed.

"But all fun must come to an end. Let's get these two where we need them."

With a snap of his fingers, or claws, if you will, they were outside an abandoned warehouse.

It took both Rarity and Applejack a moment to realise they had changed scenery, and the started to panic.

Before they could ask questions, however, they were suddenly free from their bounds.

Applejack jumped from hoof to hoof.

"Whoo, Nelly! Did Ah miss this!"

Luna jumped up and down like a giddy filly.

"Oh oh, let me do this part! Please?!"

Discord simply waved a claw and began sharpening his talon.

Luna gestured to the two mares.

"You two! Thou hast to enter the door!"

Applejack pushed her hoof to her cheek in confusion.

"Why?"

"BECAUSEWEAREBOREDANDWEAREYOURPRINCESSANDRESPECTYOURELDERS!!"

Applejack nodded slowly, and started back off towards Rarity.

"Ah say we just do what she wants us to do and get outta here as soon as possible."

Rarity nodded.

"Yes, as soon as possible."

With a glance at each other and a firm nod, the two walked through the rusty door and into... A high school?

Applejack turned to see a wall where the door was, and looked at her letterman jacket in surprise.

"Ah don't remember joinin' th' football team in high school...! Or goin' t'high school...!"

Rarity pulled at the necklace on her neck.

"I don't doubt you never went to high school. But I have to agree, this is very strange."

Suddenly, a stallion with short brown hair ran up to them.

"Sam? Mercedes? Hurry up, you're gonna be late for glee!"

With that, he ran off, leaving Rarity confused and Applejack with a small amused smile on her face.

"Heh, we're in Glee Club*..." Applejack mused, earning a gasp of understanding from Rarity, "An' if Ah remember th' latest episode correctly, Sam an' Mercedes are dating."

Rarity shook her head.

"Discord, you clever, um...Whatever he's called."

They started walking, and Applejack nodded, but, like most things Rarity said, she wasn't really listening to her.

She was all too busy watching everyone converse as if normal.

"So, what? Are we in Glee Club* land now or sumthin'?"

Rarity scoffed.

"Or something. I say Discord is never just. He's always and."

"An' whut Ya mean by that is?"

"He's not just going to trap us in one show, he's going to trap us in lots of different shows."

Applejack ah'ed in understanding as she opened the glee club door.

"As long as we don't hafta sin' a duet or nuthin'."

A mare with bangs greeted them.

"Sam! Mercedes! It's a good thing you're here! It's time for your duet!"

Rarity glared at Applejack.

"You just had to say it, didn't you?"

The mare didn't give them time to continue, however, as she started pushing them towards the front of the room.

"Let's give it up for Sam and Mercedes!"

Applejack grabbed the mare and whispered in her ear.

"What do you mean you don't have anything prepared?!" She whispered back, soon followed by, "And what's up with the accent?"

Applejack shrugged.

"Fine, you'll have to improvise then. Here, take this song."

She handed Applejack the papers and sat beside the stallion from before.

Applejack reefed through the pages.

"Ah dunno this song! An' neither do you!"

Rarity grabbed the sheets out of her hoof.

"Give me that, it can't be that hard! Let me start, ahem."

"Summer loving, had me a blast,"

Applejack coughed.

"Summer loving happened so fast?"

And then everything stopped, and Discord appeared.

"Ooh, don't stop, I love this song! No? Okay, you can stop. You've passed this part, I suppose, but only because I hate Grease."

Applejack growled.

"Discord, whuts goin' on here?"

Discord shrugged.

"It's just a game, really. All you have to do is win!"

Rarity bit her lip.

"And how do we do that exactly?"

"It's simple, really. All you have to do is go along with it. Get in character! Y'know the works! I hope you like sitcoms!"

He snapped his claws and he was gone, and so was the glee club, soon replaced with a stage that looked like a kitchen. Rarity cleared her throat when she seen Applejack, too, was gone.

"Ahem. Applejack?"

Applejack's head popped out from the stage right.

"Er, yeah?"

"I hope you were studying for that biology test last night!"

Applejack stepped out of the door way.

"Hehe, sure was! Ah was studying, uh, biology all night!"

The audience was filled with canned laughter at her obvious lie.

Rarity rolled her eyes.

"Really? All night?"

Applejack looked like she was about to say something, when a very attractive mare appeared in the door.

"Applejack? When are we going to start studying anatomy again?"

Canned laughter filled the room as Applejack shrugged comically.

Another mare appeared.

"You still have to teach me about reproduction."

There was more canned laughter as Applehack began to sweat under Rarity's icy glare.

"Er, why don't you gals head on back t' th' room?"

She soon followed the mares back into her room, and Rarity pouted.

"That bitch! She was supposed to teach me anatomy!"

As the canned laughter died down, the two found themselves in a dark, unkempt room.

They were strapped to metallic chairs, large metal spikes in the hat above them.

"Let's play a game..."

Applejack began thrashing about.

"Nopenopenopenopenopenope."

Rarity rolled her eyes.

"Discord, what is it going to take to get you to let us go?"

"Well, you could always kiss."

----

Applejack and Rarity walked out of the warehouse, blushing profusely and not quite able to meet eachothers eye.

Rarity coughed delicately.

"Ahem, that was, certainly something."

"Yup, let's never talk about it again!"

"Agreed!"

And they went their separate ways.

Meanwhile, in the warehouse...

Celestia and Luna sat on Celestia's black 1967 Chevy Impala. Celestia was eating a greasy burger, and Luna was reading a new story on her laptop.

"Do you think it's him?" Celestia asked Luna.

Luna nodded.

"Definitely, they found candy wrappers all over the place."

They both climbed into the car. Celestia began backing out.

"Let's get this motherfucker."

Author's Notes:

Yes this was based on an Episode of Supernatural. Hope you enjoyed!