Shit shit shi shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

That was what was going through my mind right now. I figured that this awkward silence had gone on long enough.

"Um, hey there...long time no see..." Mothball was holding his stomach laughing, while keeping my gaze on Molly, I punched him off his stool. "You're fired Mothball." He just kept laughing.

Molly just stood there, frozen in place. I moved to the left and she still kept staring at the same spot. I got up and waved my hand in front of her face, still no reaction. Yep, it was official, I broke her. "You ok there Molly?" There was no response, I looked over to a group of mares that appeared to be her friends and gestured towards Molly, they shrugged and went back to drinking. I clicked my fingers a few times but still no response.

Ok, this is either a good response to what she just heard or a horribly bad one, and judging by the redness of her face I think it's the former

I poked her in the shoulder a few times. "You in there Molly, you're making me worried here." Still no response. "Ok, you'll need to breathe soon or you're gonna pass out." Mothball was still laughing on his back on the floor beside me, I kicked him but he didn't stop.

I fucking hate today...

I used my gauntlet to levitate her back to her friends. I figured it was a good idea to get the hell outta there before she woke up from the shock. I paid for our drinks and dragged Mothy out of the bar and down the street, laughing all the way.

"Oh man, you should have seen the look on your face!"

"Don't make me shoot you in the fucking head." He calmed down and started walking by himself. "Mothy."

"Yeah?"

"We're never coming back here, EVER!" This just caused him to burst out laughing and I threw him into a garbage can, closed the lid and shook the thing with all my might. "You're still fired."