Author's Notes:

I made this in only 1st pov since I had done only 3rd pov in chapter 2. It's just explaining his first time in training for approximately the first 50 years. I will focus on Chapter 3 which is just Harmony meeting the princesses. Here are my questions:
1. Should I change Harmony in term of personality, appearance, or relationship?
2. Should I let the princesses know about Harmony or give false identity (Harmonic Caretaker)?
3. Any changes for fillers and interlude?

Okay edit it to be more detailed, since it seemed cheap back then. So how does this gave some fancy moments. Tell me if its ridiculous or should have been more appropriate by the days.

The idea for the Flandre scene was based on the anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EPIz-JRS8A

Hello Readers, this is just a review over my training so far and I am reading this base on Harmony's dem- ow. Harmony you crazy bitch put that damn ow stick ow. Alright I’ll say my lines, damn angry tree ow. Anyway I am just providing my weekly workouts, so no one can say that I am just using random stuff from my head. During my first decade, I was a pathetic weakling who will never....fuck this I am not reading any more of this shit. Harmony get the hell out of my way before I blast you. This was suppose to be my day off. I don't give a damn if you increase the difficulty to impossible.

Harmony's Pov

Great the grouchy bastard is gone. Hey everyone sorry about technical difficulties, but pussy bot didn't want to say exactly what happened in the time in training. So we’re here to know what Emerl knows under my fantastic supervision. Well here are a list of things he can manipulate after learning basic spells:

Fire, water, thunder, wind, stone, time, gravity, space, and the mix varieties of those spells.

During his stay I’d forced him to master each of the following without using shortcuts(copy and be done), then told him to use different forms of energy to manipulate them. It took him 5 to 10 years per each spell to get the hang of it, though I he may have mastered some a it earlier. Anyway you should have seen his first struggle. He was concentrating so hard on using his fire spell to burn a model version of Justin Bieber and the merchant. Each time he tried it just exploded in front of him and cause no damage to the models. In his weakness, he had beseech my magnificent knowledge and being the loving teacher that I am-

Present Emerl's pov

Hey Harmony I came to apologize wait why is she chatting onto the camera. The bitch started without me. Oh I am going to throttle her ass as I came up to her and yelled "what the hell!?" I swear I heard a record scratch. She tried to defend herself saying I was being a jerk. In my defence you do not force people to do an interview and if I wanted to do an autobiography I would say what I have to say and not some damn scripted. Just to wrap up the bullshit she was saying I asked for help and she said to use magic just search within. I called bullshit, since I attempted that and it still receive the same result. So I decide to sync the elements to the corresponding emotion. A proper example, is fire fits for anger and the satisfaction of burning the models. After completing the the first step Harmony force me to use my anger in smaller amounts to control larger flame to a point I can control it without anger. I repeat the process with the others with different emotions and compete it.

So that explains how I mastered my spells, any other deep detail will be explained on another intrude.
Let's get the first 50 year weekly summary over with:

Monday: Training with earth pony style

Detail: Harmony forced me into workouts that only earth ponies are capable of doing. It's basically regular human workouts, yet start on higher difficulty such as 50 or more lbs on each limbs times 2x gravity each time I get use to it. After workouts I would fight in pure martial arts which tree bark tricked me to fight the dark knight when I was suppose to whoop Dan from street fighter. The annoying brat laugh her ass off when I ran from him as she said " You can't run from Batman, Batman will hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you." My hatred doing that time helped me through the day. I forgave her when she made a sad face and explain that first days of training are always tough which means if I tell her to soften up I would basically ask to hold my hands. I have some hate being pitied.

1st Training Session (which was called baby steps, increase training, basics, and the sadism from the pony bitch)

I was transported to a field of nature as good grass, trees, birds, floating greenland-sized islands in the sky with several others living creatures. It was peaceful for the most part with some wild life, yet I looked around for my supposed Teacher. Suddenly I look by my shoulder to see Harmony sitting comfortably without any care in the world.

“The hell are you doing on my shoulder?” I asked only to receive a smack on the head

“You shall direct me as Master, Sensei, Lord, or Madam for the duration of the training sessions.” She commanded with a strict look on her face, which for a pony isn’t very terrifying unless they tried to kill you. “Is that understood?”

“Yeah, yeah, ye-” I tried to brush her off only to receive a hoof to the face as my body hit a damn tree. “Ow!” I yelled before being pulled out as she somehow held me in a grip.

“Do you understand, TinCan?” She said while pouring some killer intent into the air.

“Yes, I understand.” I trembled by the amount she was pouring only to receive a harsh hoof pierce through my stomach.

“Yes, what?” She asked expecting me to call her something.

“Yes, Sensei!” I yelped for my life, ever had the forces of Harmony give you a hit through the stomach. It’s like being hit by the rainbow blast channel in one punch and makes you feel pain regardless of whatever absolute defense you have. Now picture that mix with every hit equal to 20,000 nova suns piercing through your stomach. I do not know if I would live if wasn’t an adapted robot or she is keeping me alive.

“Good!” she said happily while giving a critical look. “Based on your reaction, you suck in fighting and martial arts; so we will go easy by making you do the following warm-ups for the first normal 50 years.” Though I was confused when she mention normal 50 years instead of just 50 years. It shouldn’t be so bad, since she is going easy on me. Maybe as easy with 50 lbs seals on my limbs, plus gravity seals that double whenever I’m comfortable. Speaking of comfort, I felt heavier as the next double hits on me. I prayed that it’s was just doing half of a regular workout. “I expect you to perform the following: 15,000 push-ups, 50,000 sit-ups, 20,000 mountain climbs, 20,000 jump squats, 50 laps across this island, 1,000,000 million basic punches and kicks, and enduring several coconut launchers.” I felt flabbergasted by the amount of work she wanted me to do. That’s about 1000 times a human workout more or less and the run is impossible to do on a daily bases. I tried to stand up for myself and oppose this tyrannic mare’s torture.

“The hell I thought you were taking it easy for me?” I asked while expecting another hoof in the face. Though, she didn’t hit me like I expected; yet she came up to me and gave me a serious look.

“I will excuse you for the first offense, but if you question my methods I will personally make you do them.” she warned with a grim tone which isn’t that threatening as a pony. She glared at me with the promise of pain for any further tolerance. Daring me to say anything. In this moment, I knew...

“Are you a lonely cat lady deep inside?” I boldly fucked up. She suddenly disappeared from view as I felt something pushed me down on the floor. I tried to get up only for her magic to force me into push-up position. I tried to struggle from the force only to move upwards to a good arm length. Suddenly, I felt her hoof pushed me down to the ground. We basically repeat this process for a good 100 times before I gave up and laid there. The one lesson I remember that day is never piss off Harmony if she was ever serious. Oh yeah, she kinda did something to force me to go further.

“Come on, is that all you got, maggot?” she asked in a cold voice as I feel her pushing me down further to the ground.

“Fuck off, bitch! I’m done with this bullshit!” I practically muffled in rage only to feel a stomp as the ground gave a little crack.

“Well tough luck mister, I control the conditions in these dimension; it’s passing almost infinitely times slower than the real world.” I was actually surprised by that information. That means I could had been stuck there nearly forever and it will be one second. “It will stay that way until you have done with everything I’d demanded.” I sweared so many times that day I think it would have made a documentary or some book covers on world records. Eventually, I continued where I left off as she smack me to start over on the push-ups. I wondered if any Displaced had to do this stupid shit, though in retrospect she healed any injury I received if it hinders progress. The rest were similar results, yet I quickly got over it and endured the pain.

In the total amount of time, it took 500 to 2000 years trapped in a one second time loop from reality to complete those warm up. I can’t tell which time was actually passing, but I know I gained at least enough skills and reflex to move like pro warrior at least. I doubt anyone will believe that miss force of balance has a sadism for training cadets. After that training, I had to spar which I’d already mentioned beforehand.

An intermission (For a moment)

Harmony was actually twiddling her hoofs feeling a bit guilty for my torment. I wouldn’t care if these factors issued in my mind: 1.) She is the only living being besides myself, so I’m forced to chat or face internal insanity. 2.) She is literally taking care of my needs. 3.) Mostly she gave me french vanilla ice cream for doing the work as promise. Yes I know would I really forgive her because of ice cream? Well I love french vanilla ice cream that much. Anyone who disagrees are assholes, who I will launch nukes till they reconsidered. Anyway, I ruffled the mare’s mane while scratched her ears to cheer her up.

Tuesday: Pegasus Flight/Race puzzle

Detail: I do not have wings, but I do have a jetpack which she forced me to race in an water temple style(zelda) course where I am suppose to solve the puzzles and race against my enemies on certain levels. The final boss it wasn't bad passing speed, but the boss had more agility to change when random begins to appear in the stage. It did increase my mind to situations.

It was a relief until she sent me to random sonic stages. Got to say it was difficult doing anything for the few years until I learned air boosting. Let’s just say try classic sonic onto his modern stage counterpart and we will see how long he can last. Though it was still better than first time.

1st Training Session

I was waiting by the side of some maze similar to pac-man’s place except it had blood on the walls. It took five more minutes when I finally noticed a song began to play as my scanner’s read warning. I turned to see a skull from the new version of kid icarus except it was pitch black and covered in purple carvings. I was about to fight the thing except Harmony voiced out.

“Are you an insane dumbass!” she yelled with enough force to destroy most of my hearing. “That’s a bloody orne mix with a special metal.”

“Oh! Those guys are invincibles except the arrows of light right?” I asked which only to receive a mental headsmack. “Okay, what the hell! ” She gave a sigh while voicing out my mission.

“Remember the chat on the first time. You’re mission is to evade these guys, since I blocked your ability to adapt.” I raised my eyebrow on the news. I wondered what crazy crap did this mare want. “Now I made them faster than usual which should be half of Rainbow Dash’s max speed.” I estimated the chance of evading it is slim, then I would have to hide from the one-hit K.O. toucher. “By the way, I gave you a 5 minutes heads start so you have 10 seconds left. Good Luck!” Bitch! My eyes widened when I suddenly heard the song change tone. I began to haul ass from the death skull. I cursed the mare for not telling me about this in the first place.

I ran towards two paths which I bet if I pick wrong, then I’m screwed. I went right as I heard the skull coming closer to reap me, then I encountered another two paths. This repeated about eight bloody times: left, right, left, left, left, right, left, right. Each one had random traps to delay me such as spike bombs, landmines, wall darts, and all the works. I was lucky to dodge them, yet I fell for the most classic shit to ever exist.

“Damn you banana!!!” Those were my last words before the skull who somehow got a Celestia Mask tackled me to death.

Another intermission

Harmony was laughing her ass off while I three dagger stares at the wrench. You know there are times I feel like just killing my boss for stupid reasons. If it wasn’t the fact, she is a powerful deity I would choke her by the throat and burn her afterwards. It feels like those whack my something games, yet I bet none of them will involve a satellite cannon.

“I can’t believe you fell on a random banana!” She said happily while hysterical laughing. “I didn’t even meant to put it there!” Wait, what? “I probably dump it after eating a snack.” So I lost the challenge by this entity’s careless action. Let me reflect on this shame and promise myself that I’ll will kick her ass either in one universe or another.

Wednesday: Unicorn magic

Detail: I describe everything about the spells I needed to know, but Harmony forced me to read shit about different forms of energy and training my mentality. My mind did jack shit against any non-physical tests until year 20 Harmony decide to use some pop quizzes to see if I was prepared. If I flunk I would be strap down in a table, then Harmony dissects me until I’m a head. Which she forced me to watch her lessons from my own head without distractions. So yeah she sucked, but I learned to practice my creativity and planning better by avoiding her at all times.

1st Training Session(after mastering the fire spell/technique)

I have recently unlocked the power of fire which was relatively easy with my frustration. I decided to relax by listening to some songs until Rainbow Sunshine came to ruin it. She jumped on my chest with a vex expression for some reason. I have this feeling she wants to do something annoying.

“What are you annoyed about?” I asked with narrowed eyes.

“Oh nothing, just want you to know about a pop quiz today.” She said nonchalantly. I gave a ‘I do not care’ face as she added something. “I haven’t seen you prepared yourself for the reading section,” She gave a cross eyed as she poke her hoof on my chest. “so I’ve decided to place a penalty if you fail.” I doubt miss union could get some info if she only stayed in her little world. Besides I usually don’t care much for 1st exams unless life and death calls for it.

“So when does this exam begins.” I asked wondering if I could sleep before taking it. She stood on top of me as she gave a dramatic pose by pointing her hoof at me.

“It shall begin now!” She declared as we warped into a classroom. I was sitting on a chair desk hybrid where a 3ft tall test packet landed on my desk. “Now here are the rules: 1.) I removed your internet access so tough luck. 2.) This is basic MLP: FIM mix with a couple Displaced questions. 3.) I will give you 3 hrs to complete this. 4.) After this I will test you on spells and augmenting it into different energy that you should know by now.” Wait she only told me to experiment with the fire spell and see if I could use it well. Alright fine I’ll play her game. “Any questions before we begin?”

“Yeah, could we skip the quiz for next week when I’m ready?” I asked which only made the mare raised her eyebrow.

“Good question. Now here is my answer: begin and I hope to see you soon, maggot.” She answered as she disappeared before I could ask another question. I’d decided to see what Displaced question to deal with.

1st question: Why do most Displaced let themselves get stoned?
My Answer: They were either caught off guard, had respect, or they were retardedly cocky.

2nd question: Who will win in as best lover for Big Mac: Cheerilee, Fluttershy, Luna, Marble, or ???
My answer: Who the bloody hell is Marble I pick Fluttershy, since they seem decent. Besides, I kinda doubt you would date a person if they will outlast you or have been forced into a relationship by a potion.

3rd question: What Displaced story was original?
My answer: Headless, not Heartless
……

Question 1,343,213: If a powerful version of a pink pony appeared with immunity to instant death and status effects(including natural OP effects such as time, space, reality bending, and negation). Which is the most logical thing to do?
A.) Use a powerful reference
B.) Cry and Beg to be spared
C.)Summon a Displaced(that has a 20% chance to counter the immunity)
D.) Fight to your last breath
My answer:
Before I could answer this question, I heard a bell ringed.
Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong

I only covered a quarter of this shit and time was up. Oh well, I was never a paper wiz more like the action guy anyway. My paper suddenly disappeared as I found my surrounding changed into a battlefield when a Venusaur appeared on the battlefield. I wish I had a mouth to gave a predatory smile as I brought out a fireball and toss it at the weed pokemon. I expect it to hit and burn the bastard except it pass through it. I suddenly heard Harmony’s voice on the intercom.

“Hello Ladies and Gents, we have this tremendous pokemon battle started. Our first contestant is a energy changing Venusaur who is immune to any energy type unless it matches with his. You heard it right, if it has ki then hit with ki based moves; if its spirit energy then you better shoot some ghost powers.” I gave a ‘WTF’ expression by that stupid ruling. I only know magic form of it and she expect me to be able to mix with it. I kinda hope she doesn’t bullshit my intro.

“The challenger is a newbie by all account as he ignores his boss’s warning. He recently obtain the ability to adapt, yet he nerf himself for a challenge.” I felt the insults are uncalled for. I bet she is piss about being ignored when she told me to train or something. “His nickname is Harmony’s bitch or otherwise known as Emerl the gizoid.” Ok that just made me vivid. Who does she think she is? “Now the second part of the exam shall begins.” No battle taunts really? How can she not at least let people perform some nice combat without taunting.

The Venusaur began a tackle attack as I quickly dodge and tried to shoot some strong fireballs. Just like last time it past through the weed pokemon as it unleashes razor leaf. I thought about blocking it until one of them pierce through my horn which meant it’s a steroid boosted Venusaur. I began channeling fire magic into my feet as I dodged the trails of grass shurikens. I felt a vine quickly grabbed my leg as it dropped me down to the ground. ‘Shit! If I don’t hurry it’ll tear me apart.’ Well at least it wasn’t charizard or blastoise or they would had destroyed the field already.

I began a short meditation as everything slow down from my perspective. My mind suddenly picked up something as I felt my energy aligning up to the pokemons. Apparently it was ki, I channeled my hands with fire ki as I ripped the vine off my legs and evade the incoming vines. It seemed irritated by the miss attack as it unleashed several seeds at me. I stopped it by shooting something similar to ember except mines was stronger.

“Alright plant toad prepare to be mulch!” I charge towards the grass pokemon with a burning sphere in my hand. It was ready to use what I assume petal dance which I was lucky to dodge the first barrage. The second hit me directly after the first as I felt my body getting cut all over by the sharp petals. I landed onto a tree as I slowly rise to see the last one heading towards me. I closed my eyes preparing for the impact until something unexpected happened. I suddenly disappeared and reappeared from the attack, which I was surprised that I pulled a Harry Potter escape or Gohan.

“I learned bloody teleport.” I muttered as the Venusaur seemed confused by the event. The flower on it’s back released solar energy to the sky which I would assume Sunny Day. Before I could question what it was planning to do, I quickly dodged an incoming solar beam. It devastated several trees before destroying most of a mountain. I only eye gaped by the sheer destruction before avoiding more sun canons of death.

‘So this is my new life?’ I thought in that moment while dodging the blasts. You know when so much insanity enters through your mind thinking everything isn’t real. ‘Maybe I should get hit, so I can end it all.’ An image of a poor raven haired child was crying for his father entered through my mind. I remember my brother was devastated about my father’s untamely demise as he cried on my body. He whispered. ‘Bro, please never go away I need you.’ My body paused at the moment since I remembered going out and getting drunk at the time. It made my brother worried as he forced me into a promise. ‘Don’t die before old age.’ That memory awoken a inner drive in me as I moved faster than before. I evaded the plant’s sun canons of death by sidesteps and side flips as I closed in on him.

After the sun dimmed a bit, I knew I had one shot as I ran towards the toad plant with full speed of determination. The pokemon tried to use razor leaf, grass knot, seed bomb, earthquake, and frenzy plant, but my new determination evade it all. I charged a orb of tremendous flame towards the pokemon as I yelled. “Burn to cinder, Harmonic Blaze!!” It was a glorious blasts as the fire released a colorful rainbow blaze that seemed to flow through air and dance for my amusement. When I felt my determination retracting back to my body, I felt happy that I beaten my foe and kept my brothers promise.

It was a good moment before I felt my body get hit by stun spore, then several vines grabbed my body as petals slash through most of my body, and then I saw the plant toad without any injuries. I only stared in shock until my scanners picked up the sudden change from ki to yokai as I saw demonic features on the pokemon. My last vision was a giant red beam of light before it all fade to white.

Bloody intermission all day

Harmony seemed to show no reaction at the scene except hugging me on the back. “You’re brother would be proud of you. You are living in an actual fantasy world and exploring new things and going to see unbelievable things.” I kinda stared at her for a moment before I returned the favor for a bit. It lasted for a few seconds, I gave a sigh at this moment as I thought about my family and wondered how they are doing? Though after many years pass, I wondered how did they lived their lives? I felt a cold and empty feeling in my heart as I stare towards space until Harmony poked me a bit. She gave a sincere apologetic expression until I noticed we are still on the air. These flashbacks are starting to make me feel like nauseous now.

Thursday: Alicorn mix

Detail: I can use everything I learned from the previous days to beat Harmony or a nearly deadly opponents like a pre-Namek Frieza in a battle to the death. Good news: I learned to combine my shits to create better combos. Bad news: each losts will involve being toss into a dungeon and my opponent does whatever they want to me. I do not know if they were the real thing, but anyone other than Harmony would test my endurance by breaking my body and burning my soul.

1st Training Session

I waited at the battle arena for my opponent as the mare explained that she had to call on someone who will be coming late. I’d practiced some of my basic moves and elemental skills for a good hour, but I kinda didn’t want to overexert myself. I eventually got bored while glancing at my boss who was hovering in the air, while laying down. “So any particular fighter you picked say a hero, villain, or inbetween?” I asked wanting to pass the time as the mare waved her hoof.

“Don’t worry about the alignment, just focus on strategy and plan beforehand.” She responded with a bored tone before she piped up and gave an excited grin. “Get ready boy, you challenger has arrived!” She was too excited on the announcement as if she expect this match to be entertaining or my asswhooping. I examine a portal appeared in front of us as a little brown haired kid walk towards the arena. I couldn’t tell what gender he er she uh I mean the child was, yet I had a feeling not to underestimate this person. The child was wearing a purple/blue stripe shirt and the face expression seemed barely readable. Harmony went up to the child as she gave a sweet hug “Hey Frisk, thanks for coming. So how's Toriel, Sans, and the others?” So this child has a genderless name to match the appearance good to know.

“....” The kid didn’t say anything like red from the original pokemon gold, yet my boss apparently understood as she laugh a bit. I don’t understand what the hell was so funny or maybe they are having a private telepathic chat or something.

“Oh man San always bark up my funny stems.” She replied before calming down and pointed at me. “Anyway, I need you to fight this kid, so he can sum up everything he learned.” The kid looked at Harmony with a question gaze as she gave an applaud expression. “No he isn’t like Neo mettaton, but I sorta need you to go on genocide for a moment.” Frisk seemed to stare at her to check if she was sane, yet reluctantly gave a nod before pulling out a knife. Okay I’m confuse on what she meant genocide and how can a knife harm me if I’m made of harder material. I shrugged my shoulders on the situation and decided to go easy.

We stood at the center of the arena as the child gave an eerie look on .. wait why do I see another kid with a green and yellow striped shirt and red eyes. “Ok I guess you are a strange person.” I said with caution in my tone while preparing a boxer fighter stance. “At first I would have went easy, but that face just tell me you are not to be taken lightly.” They waited for the mare to begin as she held a flag up in the air for a moment. She stared at the two fighters to see if they were ready before she called out. ‘Hajime’

I charged at high speed to land a punch towards the kid, yet I was surprise when the child only sidestep easily from the attack. When I was about to attempt another strike, I felt my system went oh I don’t know bloody nine on the screen as it clouded my sight. I kinda felt heavy before I black out for a moment. I woke up to find myself strapped in some dungeon as the kid who changed to that other kid with the creepy smile was standing above me. He pulled out a sign that read.

“it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, Brats like you. S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l” He pulled out several knives as a giant what the fuck type of crap is that appeared above him. The thing looked like a sunflower that covered with wires, eyes, vines, and is that a television screen. It suddenly showed an image of smiling face before it eyes went completely satanic and I shivered when it gave a maniac laugh.

The bastards tormented me beyond recognition with goddamn lasers, flamethrowers, slashes which somehow pierce through my defense no matter how much I repel, and combo stupid crap. When I thought they were about to finish I suddenly returned back in time as my system picked up time distortions. Apparent they manipulate time and space similar to a video game, so they kept using SAVE and LOAD multiple times until Harmony came in and smack both of them. At first they tried to manipulate the timeline which nothing happened until she told them . “Files have all been erased and can’t SAVE by system error and corruption.” They were about to attack the mare until her eyes gave a glimpse of insanity as her mane and coat grew darker. “Now boys I know you're excited, but momma will discipline both of you if you don’t behave.” I kinda gain goosebumps when she talked in a sinister astral way similar to Chrysalis
except this one had a more power to it. It didn’t help calm my nerves when they backed off, while she gave a chuckle that could make wind waker ganon’s laugh seem proud.

I wonder if the Elements of Harmony are in sync to the Tree of Harmony then is there such a thing as Tree of Insanity in the mlp fanbase.

Intermission all day people.

I have gain a phobia for sunflowers and hatred for time travel on that moment, yet Harmony scares me the most when her personality changes into that. I glance towards the entity who seemed absent minded as if she was watching something, then she suddenly gave a sadistic smile. “Uh Harmony we’re in a intermission.” I told her which made her snap out of her trance as she shook her head and place a hoof over head.

“Sorry about that folks,” She apologizes with a bow to the camera as she starts to explain. “I sorta have problems dealing with so much memories from my counterparts I couldn’t control myself. Plus my inner soul has some limitations.” I couldn’t hear clear what the last part was, but some screwed up event must have happened. If a Tree of Harmony is laughing as if he or she caused a genocide and is relishing on their dying victims, then I’m going to haul ass. I can actual feel shiver up my spine thinking about the fan base creating another armageddon story as a universe.

Friday: Game Day

Detail: If it was playing a regular I would laugh since Harmony traps me in a game and starts playing. Same conditions as Alicorn mix so losing means torment and any pain I suffer in a game is real. I was happy to know the closer I complete the game the lesser my penalties when I lose. At the end, I felt heaven as Cream in a mature look came to me and message my pains away.That was the nicest thing I have reci- shit I got to delete this wait I can't screw you Harmony. Screw it I’m not describing this part, since I didn’t particularly like being in a bloody travel game.

Tree Bark suddenly went up to my face with a dissatisfied face. At first, I tried to ignore it until she gave the traditional puppy eyes which thank god I resisted a por- Oh sweetie why. She morph into Sweetie Bell and began to do cute faces. I tried to go blind by shutting my sensor, but she magically turned them on as she started in adorable fashion. “I will love you if you tell me!” I kinda gave an annoyed sigh and replied. “Fine only during the game event and nothing else.” She pounder for a moment and nodded in acceptance.

First Gameplay

I was dodging truckloads(more like raining) of sphere blasts and lasers from a crazy bitch called Flandre Scarlet as she smile with amusement. You know a moment when you’re teleported into a mansion and decided to explore for the heck of it. Oh bloody reaper, she made several clones for reinforcement. Gods, how the bloody heck did these women dodge this crazy crap as I tried to maneuver out from the waves of the abnormal amounts of energy spheres. Not even DBZ make these amounts, but I should be grateful that each one aren’t planet destroyers. My evasion last for a while before I nearly died from a lousy hit. “Do you normally attack people after greeting them!?” The christmas wing girl only giggle at my reaction.

“I’m usually bored and have been trapped here for a long time.” She said with a quiet voice before firing more energy bullets. I would normally place a barrier to block, but this girl gave me an eerie feeling not to defend. “Come on! The game wouldn’t be very fun if you keep running! ” Oh golly I picked up the nice ones apparently. Hint the sarcasm of a crazy bitch ready to fire with her lasers at me.

“Alright enough of this!” I quickly grabbed her in a telekinetic hold and slam her downwards. However, she only smirk before disappearing in a crimson mist. Crud, I grabbed a bloody clone instead of the real thing. I looked around before a trail of energy slammed into me which immediately began to destroy my body. I howled in pain before a giant bloody sword was driven into my chest as she gave a dissatisfied expression.

“Was that all? My sister at least made me sweat while holding back.” She voiced out before my vision blacked out. “Oh well another broken toy.”

I found myself in a fiery pit where a giant stereotype reaper stood above me. The flames were scotching through my circuits as I stare at the creature who only howled for his skeletal army to arise from the grave. I tried to attack one of them before it separated and pierce my body with their bones. I fell in pain as the army crept on me ready to tear me apart while suffering the intense heat that's inflicting so much pain. My mind couldn’t hold out from the pain as I faint for the second time.

The moment I woke up to notice a familiar setting as I seemed to returned back to Flandre’s room. I tried to walk towards the exit before a barrier blocked me as I turned to see the owner of the room flying above me.

“Hello I haven’t received much visitors in my life.” She started I know how this will go as I prepare myself. “My name is Flandre and I have been locked in here for a long time.” She began to walk a little before firing a small barrage of energy shots as I evade. “Oh you dodge it! Yay!” I only groan at the comment as I released some fireballs on my hands and prepare my attack. She dodged easily before taking up to the sky as I prepare for another round of this shit.

I can really express the humiliation from facing this, but intermission,

I don’t feel like going over what happen except that vampires aren’t like those from Twilight. Harmony was actually playing Castlevania as she was beating Dracula with apparently Soma. You know that makes me question what would happened if two versions of her fought. I mean are they going to equal, will one of them be stronger, or will it never happen. She seemed to be struggling against the final boss until she released a barrage of whips, while avoiding the attacks. So betting it’s going to be skills on another. After she beat the jackass, I decided to ask her something.

“Hey Harmony, if I ever encounter another you what would I do?” She drop the controller and stare at me for a moment. She seemed a bit confused by the question as I tried to elaborate it. “Okay if I go to another universe and encounters another you. What do you recommend I should do?”

She paused for a moment as she took a meditation position and consider the thought. After a few minutes, she nods about something and decided to answer my question. “Okay the first thing you should know is that you are my guardian, so you don’t need to protect any of my counterparts unless it's necessary.” I gave a nod at suggestion. Don’t get me wrong I’ll protect a counterpart, but if she wants to cause my life hell for some stupid reason, then I’ll kill them. “Now each of my counterparts should have different characteristics that may factor in their strength or skill. Personally if I ever start an argument with one, we should only proceed a fight only if we agree on some conditions.” I blink on that moment and question what conditions could she talk about. She seemed to noticed my expression as she tried to clarified. “Alright you have to nearly unstoppable forces fighting against each, which may caused harsh backlash that would be permanent on the planet.” Oh I understand what she meant, she is indicating that it would be retard for them to fight at full strength because it’ll cause harm to their homes. She noticed my realization as she added. “Plus, I don’t want some outside forces who balance the multiverse to come and discipline us.” That killed my prediction of Harmony being the lanterns. I know it’s silly, but I kinda thought if maybe we add like courage into the mix to make seven elements. Then, make the seven into lantern rings like the green lantern and they will work based on their host’s representation of it. I suddenly felt a bump on my head as she gave an annoy look. “No.”

“About what?” I asked which will be scary if she co-

“On the DC rip-off or creating another element.” She assured in a deadpan tone. Don’t tell me she rea- “By the way, I could tell from your expression instead of your mind that you wanted this.” I blinked a bit in confusion as she sigh and explains. “Okay if I create another element, then it would be more of an encumbrance than asset. Since it doesn’t matter the number of elements created rather the strength and bond the host has.” Okay I kinda seemed lost at the moment, since I hope for a decent explanation on the value on them. “The values are what makes their integrity, which someone could add another or replace the one of the ones we know. Though I rather keep the same values.” She seemed a bit nervous on next sentence. “Now picking my vessels in the future, I haven’t plan for it.” Ok what.

“Wait aren’t you picking the mane 6?” I questioned the entity, which gives her a sheepish expression.

“Well that is the primary one, but we may change this timeline a bit due to your appearance.” Okay that gives me a thought, since some of the Displaced changed their timelines for other characters to gain the elements. I wonder who would get it the same routine or a new group. “The only thing I can do is wing it until the time comes for whoever fits the bill comes.”

“So your backup plan is to wait for them to come to you.” I summarized the plan as she nods. “How about the princesses then?” She shook her head on that one.

“Oh I have to let them get this one, since they are key for many events.” She replied which makes me cross my arms a bit, but let it go for the moment. “So where were we again because the camera is still rolling.”

Shit I almost forgot.

Saturday: Harmony's choice

Detail: I become her butler for the entire day and she was abusing it like any spoiled rich girl. I had to wash shits that I did not know we had while keeping her entertain. She once made a joke to transform human and ask me to scrub every inch of her body. I just blush by the fact her body reminded of this, before I punched her in the face. I was punished for it, but I warn her not to fuck with my emotions. I rather not explain this one, since we sorta went into a deep argument. So we agreed that for her days should be spending time instead of slaving me.

Sunday: Free Day

Detail: I tinker with whatever I want and tree bark can't annoy me. I used that time to mess around with myself (Not that way you perverted assholes) such as building some gizmo’s from my parts to build anything. Funny thing I apparently have nano-techs to repair my missing parts as long as my essence exist in this body. I built some stuff that my data has blueprints from. Other than that, I surf the web and prepare for workout the next day. Like saturday, I’m not explaining my free day to you people.

That's all for now so Harmony can I get my reward. Why the hell not, you promised to-, what I walk out and the deal is null and void. Oh you better run you little bi-
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