In Emerl’s Deep Subconscious Area(Alan’s) pov

Uh..ga...my head. Where am I and why is there multiple eyes in a surround sound!! The eyes each had a red demonic color with a purplish/ reddish in the background. So far each satanic eyes were giving me a nervous and dejavu vibe. Holy shit, I feel like the time I stagefright in my first music class performance which was a disaster. I can’t feel anyone from the outside especially the two roommates, so this has to be a powerful person in control. I pray in hell that I do not meet a Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, yet something tells me it’s something greater than him. If only something can give me a clue as I look up to see something. Wait is that a blonde woman sleeping in the sky.

“ Hey! Can you hear me? Can you please wake up and tell me where I am.” I shouted as the woman just mumbled something about “I’ll get right on it, Ran.”

“Okay this is getting me nowhere.” I tried to focus a small amount of energy which should shock a person. I launched it at her to notice a powerful barrier blocked it. Apparently, she waved her hands thinking probably a pest was annoying her which I sorta felt insulted. When suddenly the sphere barrier glowed and launch an endless supply of powerful purple kunais at me which I respond with a barrier. The barrier could only last about 10 secs of this torture as I quickly select sonic skills. My hair changed to a blue spikes, my jacket turn blue with white T-shirt underneath, replace beige pants with blue pants, and traditional sonic shoes. Using my new speed I begin dodging the widespread energy rain. The speed helps as I was lucky to dodge the surrounding strikes as well the spamming teleporting surprises. After a good 5 mins of hell dodge, the assaults stop firing as I change back to my normal clothes.

I began to think of a strategy to escape until I realize that I can hopefully will myself out. I began to focus my thoughts on my mindscape as I felt my body phasing out of this place. Unknowingly I woke up the woman by the disturbing vibe from this place as she notice what I was attempting to do. Before I could leave I felt something stop my attempted as the woman appeared in front of me with a dimension gap hole as she looked at me with suspicion. Now that she was up close I try to recall her from some game a friend showed me. She has a sweet golden eyes, wearing a white mob cap with a thin red ribbon tied in the front, and pink and purple dress which I kinda find it cute. She was the troll that can control any boundaries and is known as the hardest boss…. Oh fudge I am in a losing battle, but I don’t need to worry maybe I can reason with her. Right now, she seemed a bit drowsy from waking up, yet I could tell she has….why is she poking my chest.

“mmmm this thing is so strange?” She is questioning what’s so strange about my chest. I felt my core being pulled as I transformed into a tiny sphere of energy. I panicked as I felt her grasp on my ball form and began tossing it up and down. “It’s different than most things I dealt with, but at least it can be useful as a tennis ball.” She began bouncing my body up and down as the motion is getting to my head. Oh god if she doesn’t stop moving my body I think I’m going to upchuck. “So my little ball, why are you in my personal dimension?” She asked as I found myself back to normal as I held my mouth before I vomit all over.

“ I’ve came here by accident, please do not kill me!” I crumbled down on the floor as I bow to her and plead with my life. I know being a wimp is bad, yet I am facing a youkai who easily turned me into a toy. I felt a flick on my forehead as she looked at me strangely before laughing. I felt ashamed as she found my pitiful act amusing like a child watching a clown perform on broadway, then got beat up by a group of small children.

“Come on, I’m not going to kill you, but I want to know how you get here.” She said with a soft giggle. I got up as she made a table with a large bottle of sake and flowered patterned cups appeared in front of me by gap. I sat as she gestured if I wanted any which I denied as the last thing I need is being drunk with a kind manipulator. She eye rolled as she began pouring herself a cup. “You seem a little lost, but I can tell you have a decent heart. So tell me your story or do you need me to guess it for you.” I rather avoid a person making a guess about my life.

“Fine, just let me calm down. It isn’t like I’m use to someone who can mess with my body like you did.” I respond with a slightly annoyed expression as the troller gave herself a mocking praise. “Anyway, the names Emerl or my friends call me Alan.” She nods as she drank the cup. “I’m suppose to be a robot waking up in a barren wasteland after blowing up. However, it seems my mind must have been sent here for whatever reason.” The blonde youkai gave a nod to understand my predicament. “Is there any chance I can leave or..” I was cut off as she asked me something.

“So impatience or last minute effort?” I blink on that question. “I mean blowing up was it the only option or did you kinda rush ahead?” I looked down in shame as she waited for my response. I didn’t want to answer, but the woman seems so sweet. I gave a deep breath and respond.

“I sorta tried to rush and over strain myself after pulling off some transformation.” The blonde finish drinking the sake as she began pouring for another one. I wonder how sake taste like? “Anyway, I could have waited until my body was back to normal, but I rush through trying to protect my friends.” She gave me a cup while nodding to the information as she gave me a serious look. I was nervous by the narrowed eyes as she came close to my face as she was judging me for something.

“mmm you seem to have a bit of hero complex with powers beyond mortal strengths. Power doesn’t interest you completely, yet a part of you desires it.” How the hell can she guess my personality… “You currently have more power and ability in this state, despite being physically weaker because you think you’re still human.” Wait how does she know about the info of this form? The only thing I know is that this state have the ability to bullshit on anything if I concentrate right. “ You apparently are able to endure being in pain by someone stronger than you because you either secretly love it or know that you can’t win.” She smirk on that one. I’m not a damn masochist, I just can endure it because of Harmony’s training. Her smile seems to widen when I felt warm on my cheeks..oh nutbags I’m giving her the satisfaction.

“Hey I do not enjoy-” I was cut off by a smack in the face as she started to laugh by my lower regions reaction. Oh god, if anyone knows about it they will never live it down. “ You’re a adorable woman so it can’t be said that a guy can’t get a reaction by that?” She raised her eyebrow on my declaration as she was about to say something until we felt a presence entering. The blonde was about to deny access until I interfered. “Wait I know who this is and he is a friend. Sorta?” She raised her eyebrow by my statement as the Chaos Lord himself has appeared with a explosion in the background.

“Oh Emerl or is it Alan?” He asked as he placed a paw on his chin. “ I can’t tell what name you‘ll pick. Maybe I’ll call you painwuber.” The hell is everyone here calling me out by my body endurance. I’m just persistence against my challenges. “Anyway I’ve come have for a little get away from an angry scientist who has the abilities to bend time and space. As if I didn’t know mixing that vial will almost cause a hunger virus. ” I was dumbfounded by that response as he appeared beside me. “ Anyway, I feel peckish does anyone have anything to eat?” I quickly tackle the idiot down as I try to coke him for almost making a marvel multiverse apocalypse event. The moment I grab him, it felt squishy as I notice the prick swap himself with a lard version of himself. “Well I needed to lose a couple weight, anyway. Then again I borrowed a couple pounds from a fat monkey behind.” He said above me as blonde is watching this with pure amusement.

Oh that disgusting asshole, I’m going to punch him. Blonde’s smile widen as I focus towards getting even on Discord. I release a blast at the prick who tried to dodged, yet it hits directly to the face as he fell. He attempted to use his chaos magic which surprisingly does nothing as I was ready to punch the bastard, again. Though feeling some outside force trying to weakening it, my energy seem to have block or rather manipulate the force to enforce a harder blow to Discord. I gave him a rising uppercut as I heard a bell ring and existence slowed down for the chaos spirit to hit far. I was glad that was out of my system. I suddenly saw the chaos spirit teleport back with a slightly changed face similar to squidward after hitting him with a door. He took out a mirror and shouted. “I’m a hideous forsaken monster!” I could not question the logic of a Chaos Lord took an upgrade and hates it. He suddenly took some type of gunk and ram it to his face, then splash some water. The result made him transform back to his ordinary ugly face as he admired himself. “ Now I’m a sexy beast.” He directed his attention to me. “You sir owe me money. I’ll give you 24 hrs to get it or there will be problems.” I gave a “WTF” expression.

“What do I owe you for?” I demanded tempting of firing another blast. He snap his talons as he toss random bills on my face

“One for the dry cleaning, gas money, my essentials, your loan, insurance bills, car bills, and this well everything else.” He summon a truck as a barrage of the bills landed on me. He gave me a serious expression as he said.“ But seriously that punch hurt worse than my sister hitting me through dimensions.” The blonde came up behind me as she patted me by the back which I will ask. Is this person really sane because she is acting like this is normal to her?

“Wow I’m impress that disabled some of my boundary manipulation abilities and reverse engineer it to a stronger force.” I was confused by her words as she explained. “This form you have has potential of being incredibly strong, but you need a better outlet.” I was about to ask how until she brought in a weapon and book: a pair of semi-automatic customized handguns and basic guide of spell cards imperishable edition based on numbers: 048, 055, 059, 071, and 090. I was about to ask why until she held her hand up ”Sorry can’t chat, I need to do my duties at home. Maybe we can meet again sometime.” She waved goodbye as she went inside a gap. I was overwhelmed by the gifts if Discord didn’t snap his talons for a bloody cow to hit me.

“I’m sorry for interrupting a sad attempt of scoring outside your league, but this dimension is falling apart.” I saw the skies and area around breaking apart as space is ripping this place apart. I question if this place was only made by her powers or presence as a note drop by. ‘By the way, you found my secret spot so I don’t need it anymore. I wish you luck of getting out before it collapses.’ from Yukari Yukomo . P.S. I lace the gifts to work only at your current form(magic/energy) so your robot form can’t instantly learn it.’ Nevermind I’ve been trolled. At least I was rewarded for it and something hit me on the head. “Ow! Come on, Discord a bask.” He gave me an tough guy unamused face as I remember the dimension is falling apart. I gave a quick focus to home as we left I’ve notice a grim energy grasp our destination.

???? ( subconscious mind is connect to another world)

We reappeared in a what seems to be a cavern. It was enormous as if a world created the place to house all who died in one area. Before I could move I felt a hand behind me as I turned to see a giant twitching cockroach head in front of my damn face. Now it is a little embarrassing of having fear for insects, yet let’s just say a man was devoured by a room filled with them. So the logical thing to do is. “Die! Die! Die! YOU PIECE OF SHITS SHOULDN’T EXIST!” I blast the living hell of it as I shoot a barrage of bullets from my new gift before ending it with shooting a large cannon from my hands. “Discord if this is some fucked up idea for a joke I’ll fuckin murder you!” I really did not like bugs.

I suddenly heard laughter coming from above me as I saw Discord enjoying my freak out. “Oh mom you were so Die! Die! on it.” I began shooting the bastard as he dance away from my bullets. Eventually, I stop as the bastard came beside me. “ You know there is nothing ashamed of having a insectophobia.” He gave me a pat on the back as I grew cautious by his actions. “Now we should look around and focus on how to-” Discord look scared as he saw something beside me. I didn’t dare to look, but my curiosity was strong as I turned to see a kid. “Hey Death, how’s my favorite babysitter in the multiverse been doing.” I do not know why, but I feel intense anger coming from the kid as he grab me and toss me to a chair which appeared out of nowhere. I hit face first as I sat up straight

I rubbed my forehead as I examine the kid who is apparently the Death of this universe. If I didn’t saw his red eyes I would have confused him to Death the kid from Soul Eater. “What a surprise, that I find some dream version of the bastard who sacrilege his job which in terms of myself.” His voice reminds me of Mark Hamill which I found myself in deep shit as I sat there. “You know I was ready to go up and slaughter you for creating hell on my paperwork.”

“Well I-” I started until I notice something. “How did I cause hell to your work if I was somewhere far from any life?” I question the logic of that before he pass a sheet of paper. It detailed that I’ve revived over 100 revenge seeking souls before creating a creature to devour them. The penalty was for me to be tortured by every soul that I’d killed either directly or indirectly. Holy fuck that is over millions of dead souls(My earth + a equu from an alternate universe). Discord who was beside me only gave me a sad look before he hid behind a rock. My mind couldn’t handle the stress of bullshit that happened recently as my suppressed emotions had taken over.

At first my body curled into a ball out of fear by the fact that Justice wants to destroy me, but why me and not that asshole. He was the one who had done these things I..I….must...I can’t think straight...kill ….wait wh... kill… I don’t …Kill. when I suddenly gave a mad smile by the sheer stupidity of my situation. I slowly got up and began walking far from Death as the big guy raised his eyebrow out of interest. I went to the farthest and darkest regions that I believe he wouldn’t see what I was going to do next. I activated my gamma skills as I felt my body transform metallic with a glowing yellow aura and engage all my weapons. “OF ALL THE STUPID!!” I was covered from head to toe with guns, lasers, and cannons. “ASSINNINE!!” I prepared to charge as I aimed at some savage demons who were gathering by my yells and super form appearance. “SUCH A BOG BULLSHIT!!”

“Damn fucks! Is that them shiny alien humans Ah hear about” a scrawny demon commented as more stronger demon commented.

“Ah don’t know. I’ll bet he would taste good inside than that kid last week.” Oh it's my lucky day this guy is a pedo fucker. I’m killing him first. They were about to gather when I pointed all my weaponry at the pedo demon as red marks tracked the bastard’s movement. “Oh boy, Luke quick use the force to defend me!” I fired tremendously at the demon. The guns penetrated holes into him as he became swiss cheese flowing with blood. The organs were torn into pieces as I fired a laser for a double tap in case these are similar to zombies.

“Hey he killed Fracis! Quick get the legion squad!” A lone demon command as I flew off and fired a single weak cannon toward one of their nest. The nest was very far say 30 miles away as the cannon decimated the whole area. The demon around me were godstruck as they yelled out.

“This guy must be a cleaning reaper run!!” The demon was instantly killed as one of my lasers vaporized his body.

The other demons tried to escape, yet the bullets pierce through their bodies before they could start as my lasers vaporized the remains. The absolute carnage came when larger demons attempted to stop me, despite the bullets travelling at nearly mach 4 speed. They were tough to kill except when I focus my wide spreads bullets toward their bodies . I think it created some larger holes on their bodies. I will say this the lasers are nearly as hot or hotter than the sun as it scorch the insides of countless flying demons. The cannons are fueled with enough force to dent a adamantine metal on impact, then exploded equal to a normal Kurama’s beast tailed bomb. Combine the fact my eyes were glowing white with rage means no demon are going to survive or recover without looking at me the same way. The funny thing I keep feeling pain on my neck as I kept destroying more sections of the realm. When a demon the size of a freakin skyscraper was closing in, I opened my chest as I fired a cannon blast that launched the bastard into a country sized nest. Nothing remained as a large crater took it’s place. Crap I kinda felt overheated by the endless amounts of assaults I provided on the last attempt. Thinking quickly, I teleport to the middle section of the regions as countless random demons stare as they attempted to damage me. My body glowed when it release a nuclear explosion equal to planetary size as miles beyond miles of land was destroyed in an instant. My body shut down on me as I could only sense and hear my surroundings. I wonder if anyone else had went on rampage for stupid shits happening to them.

I felt Discord carried me back to my chair as he told me. “You really should lose some weight. By the way, was the violence really necessary? I mean destruction was fun, but did you really blew off like a child being told he was in trouble?” After an 1 hour of waiting, I transformed back to normal as I had a shade of red covering my face. The fact Discord out of everyone told me I acted like a spoil brat kinda killed whatever self respect I had in myself. At least it couldn’t get any worse...oh fuck I just enjoy screwing myself over.

Death seeing my expression laughed as he seem to have something to add. “Wow you blow off completely on the wraith section of Tartarus. I think you hit about 754,987 archdevils/archdemons and 5,232,282 minor devils/demons, then again there could be more killed.” He seemed slightly impress, yet I could sense dull especially when he moved his hand and restored the damage I’ve done. I was about to question it until he explained. “This is my realm brat meaning I can control the amount of space and dead souls already killed. It would take a extremely powerful deity to take down the whole realm. By the way, the pain on your neck was my seal which I can manipulate the amount of damage/strength you will have.”He seemed slightly puzzled as he continued. “ I’m surprise it didn’t work as I expected. mmmm I’ll look more into it later.” Death seemed focus back toward my situation.

“ Anyway I’m going to offer you a deal to avoid the punishment which includes taking my job. Well the bad part of it.” I do not know either to feel relief by being spared from a certain jackass punishment or piss that I’m going to be used to cover a job. Suddenly I heard a ringtone as Death quickly pick up the cellphone.

“Hi Honey! How are you and the echidna brat doing at the bug’s place?” I heard mumbling as he seemed to be chatting with some cheery voice. Wait isn’t today Harmony’s time of the month. Wow she must be very desperate if she banged a changeling.

“Oh she made the bug into a queen after doing some actions with it.” Death apparently felt a bit disgusted. “It was in the changeling’s natural form she had fun time with.” Dude FYI please. I don’t need to imagine details of the mare screwing a bug pony. “She does realize she made the thing immortal by doing that” He seemed a bit peeved by the immortal part. “Sometimes I think that brat is the real chaos lord and Discord is a minion being paid.” Discord had a pout as he objected.

“I have you know I’m actually being paid alot not to interfere with her work. Besides I’m no one's pawn.” Oh yeah speaking from the guy who was under some dark shades influence. Yeah you were no way a pawn. “By the way can you tell me where my sister is at, so I can meet her soon to be vic- I mean bugfriend?”

“Don’t try changing the topic with your sister’s love life.” Death began scolding the Discord as the chaos spirit eyes rolled. “You were influenced by someone from the worst sonic game. How does that help your case?” Death paused for a moment as before thinking about something. “ Oh wait I can’t tell if sonic boom is worse, but either way.”

I heard an excited tone in the mumbling voice when it was singing some song. It became clear that it’s a woman by the high pitch. Discord grabbed the phone from Death’s grip.

“Oh come on! He got me after mom departed which I call a foul on that.” The mumbled voice must be teasing the poor guy since he steamed like a pot. “I’m not a momma’s boy! Just because you’re my reincarnated babysitter and Death’s wife doesn’t mean you’re safe from my wrath.” The voice taunted further as Discord’s horn spewed lava than his face became MOV. for a moment. I slightly widen my eyes as he said in a demon voice

“You shouldn’t have said that! I will make you rue the day you mess with me!” I was about to piss my pants until Death hit him on the head with a gavel as he took the phone back.

“If you screw with my wife I will kill you” Death stated as a matter of fact. “Besides you are a grown male that should have outgrown that teddy bear. What was it nupert or something.” I close my eyes as I facepalmed by what they are talking about. He was piss because of a teddy bear who is named after stewie’s bloody teddy bear from fucking family guy. Wait does that mean I have a homo/bi sexual Discord or is he just fooling around. I can’t judge since I can change my body for either sex, but I still feel towards my male side.

“His name was Rupert and that horrid mare destroyed him on purposely by dropping him in a shredder.” Discord whined as Death sigh by the chaos spirits immaturity.

“It was an accident and you brought the shredder in the first place, either you hated the teddy bear or you wanted attention.” Discord took a dramatic pose pretending to prosecute for a crime. Okay so this is him being a drama queen about some shit.

“I would never harm a wittle hair on his stup-I mean handsome face.” Both Death and I gave a deadpan face before I could say something he pulls this shit. “Fine I’ve done the horrid deed. He was nagging about our relationship being so crazy and wanted a divorce. I couldn’t handle the rejection so I had to get rid of him.” Well I don’t know either to find a rarity and ask if this rates to her acting or summon Amy again to kick his ass a second time. Anyway, we ignore the idiot as he gone on about “helped a mule steal a blue box.” Death resumed chatting with his wife since it involved me somehow.

“Yeah I’m chatting with the owner of the cat you hugged.” she mumbled quietly as Death eye rolled. Wait she meet Simba and how did she know I would be chatting with her husband.

“I know I’ve promised to get some free time, but I can’t slow my realm too many times.” The woman seemed piss by her mumbling. “Don’t give me that, each time I slow my realm a new batch randomly pops making my life even more hell.” Wait I thought the guy can control whatever happens here so why not create some copies to do it. I mean Luna pulls this shit with her stupid clones technique. “Besides I’m in a mess with the guy’s alter ego who revived large number of souls.” There was a questionable mumbling as Death seemed angry.

“I know it wasn’t him, but technically it is part of him. That means he is to blame for my ruined free time.” She gave a threatening mumbled which made him piss. I was about to ask before he handed the phone to me. “She wants to chat with you.” I took it as he grumble about freakin wives.

“Hello?” I suddenly heard a familiar, yet different voice.

“Hi I’m a friend of Harmony and Death’s lover.” I almost thought it was pinkie if I wasn’t in the bloody past. “ I will like for you to accept his offer so he can can spend time with me.” Um ok I guess, but how does that help me. I don’t mind helping a pair of lovers out only if I know them and they do not cause complete hell in my life. “If you do I may convince him to host the biggest party instead of being tormented by the people Sin has killed.” I don’t think most of those people will be happy to see their murderer, especially a few that were sentence to hell. “But I should warn you the amount of paperwork is nearly endless and an hour where we will be is a day you will be working at. Plus you won’t have any breaks so you will need to be adaptive.” I thought carefully on my options as I thought what would Sukai would do.

Imaginary

{Take the paperwork, it is less painful and you will be doing a favor for two lovers.}

Reality (Aftermath when Alan came back)

/Hahahahaha you thought paperwork can’t be worse than torment. hahahaha you stupid fuck. hahahaha/ I heard Sin laugh as Sukai gave a chuckle.

By the way, Sukai’s human body is basically a human version of his sword form. So we have the same clothes and appearance except replace the hair color with golden hair and a green eye.

{No offense Sir Alan, but an endless amount of paperwork to fill out compare to the torments of the underworlds is a enormously vary in gap.} Ok I was bloody wrong so sue me. {I would rather become victim to a demon corruption rather filling out paper.}

/You don’t even have hands in real life, dumbass./ He commented before returning back to mocking my situation. /Don’t forget pft the songs this guy pft had as haha entertain ha ha ment. hahaha Right, barbie girl?/ The bastard continued to laugh as stare at him with rage. Before he got the chance to move I gave him the traditional ‘why you little’ moment.

“I was in that hell because of you, asshole!!” I was about to tighten my grip deeply before he kick me in my junk.

/Blame yourself and the bitch for your predicament, because I only followed my instinct./ He gave me the bird as I punch the bastard in the face. We began a kid fight which will remind you from an anime cloud struggle. I only saw a glimpse of Sukai only shaking his head by our fighting, but Sin has push my buttons too many times so he has to pay. In retrospect, I can blame myself because he is me and I was ready to take my frustration out on this prick.

“Bastard!” I gave him a kick to the face which he didn’t flinch on impact.

/Bitch please!/ He pimp slap me before putting me on a choke hold. I quickly blasted him with an energy blast as it free me.

“You ignorant piece of bullshit!” I gave him a kick to the stomach while he was stun .

/Mickey’s testicale replacement!/ I suddenly felt my leg grabbed as he swung me around.

“You have a younger body idiot!” I voice out as I attempted to break free from the hold, yet he used a stun spell.

/You aren’t that blind old man. Tell me how does this look?/ He slam me onto the floor and gotten into a position by holding the middle section of my lower leg with his legs he snap my fuckin ankle. He repeated the chain as he spun around and kept snapping the damn ankle.

“Arrgh! aaaaa! Why!? aaagh!” I felt him stop until he laid my leg down and began pulling on it while using his legs to hold me down. I felt god damn pain by the fact muscles and bones are physically being pulled apart. I heard a snap and felt agonizing pain from my leg. Too rub more salt he decided to do some weird shit as he shoot some beam at me.

When I opened my eyes I saw my personality bigger than me as I notice my injury were healed. “You jerk, you shrunk me!” He gave a maddening grin as he popped a mirror up.

/Sorta you’re just a brat compare to me now./ I saw my reflection and I was about 5 years old. This was worse humiliation than being genderbent as I felt a slight pain in my mind. I did what any normal being would do in this situation.

“Turn me back, you stupid meanyface bully.” Apparently the pain was my mind being regressing. I was hitting on his leg like a toddler for a chance of being turned back to normal which wasn’t effective. I felt the big meany was going to do something bad to me as he picked me by my shirt.

/Now what should I do with a spoiled child?/ He gave a scary face as sharp teeth and white eyes was ready to eat me. I felt so helpless that I felt like peeing as the he pulled me closer to my face. Suddenly, I felt something grabbed me as a body fell when I saw mister Sukai holding my toddler form. He must have bonked on the big meany with a metal hammer. He checked if I was alright while saying something weird.

“Why do I always get mix up with this?” I dunno why do you feel like being mix up. Anyway I wonder if I will get some cupcake cake and milk from a pink pony. Mister Sukai seemed to hit me with a rainbow beam as I suddenly feel bigger. Okay I’m back to normal and now for revenge.

“Thanks Sukai!” I gave my appreciation as I brought out a needle and ink. If this bastard thinks it funny messing with me, then let's see how he likes have a tattoo label ‘I’m the Sin of being a bitch. Owned by the Sync ‘Harmony’ Heart.’

“You do know no one will see that, right?” Sukai asked he was slightly amuse with pranking as he dubbed inner monster.

“Oh don’t worry I’ve already made a dimension link for him to appear in reality except I made some alterations.” I gave a maniacal laugh by the sheer hilarious moments ready to happen.

"You beginning to act as childish to mistress Harmony." I heard him mumbled, yet I was too focus on tormenting this dung waste.

Back to Alan’s prepared hell

How bad can organizing the souls of the dead be? I mean it’s basically King Yenma or Koenma’s job except I’m doing this guy a solid and hopefully get back home. In fact the first thing to do is kick that bastard's ass for getting me into this bullshit. I mean who the fucks pulls different worlds into my inner world, dreamscape, or whatever the link is located. Anyway, I bet I would have some assistance from Death’s employees so I think everything will be fine.

“By the way, you aren’t using my helpers to kill my workload. Plus, my wife inserted this ipad filled with her favorite songs so good luck.” Death said with a devious smile as I took my hands over my head and made a ‘WTF’ expression. “Discord you are joining me as my driver/slave for the night unless you rather take your actual punishment.”

“How bad can it be?” Discord asked as Death listed them from his phone.

“Well let see your schedule for a complete abyss from any contact from reality or imaginary for 2000 years. Then, the chains of hell will drag you to the circle of deceit as the creatures tear you apart while hearing the following songs repeated over: beginner, moderate, hard, saint, hell, and insanity. Next, I will give you to several universes that request on tormenting you. Finally, we will repeat the whole thing the moment you’re mind recovers until you are past your prime or until the end of time. Whichever last longer.” Discord was flabbergasted as his jaws fell through the floor.

“What did I ever do to get that punishment.” Discord asked with fear as I almost feel sorry for the guy. Keyword almost. Death read from a list as the chaos spirit sat and listen.

“Let’s see you almost cause a multiverse virus from devouring the lesser beings in the universe, you destroyed my sports cars, carriages, and secret stash of books. By the way you wrote a message to several elder gods. ‘You are all old coots who sucked balls compare to Sly Marbo!’ Then you drew a picture of the guy slaying Zeus” Death actually looked away from the paper to stare directly at Discord with a ‘ you must be very special’ face. Discord gave a innocent pose by twiddling his talon and finger paw together as Death explained. “Luckily I pulled some connections to cancel most except the virus one. So I expect you in pink butler dress or I can enjoy a good scream of chaos for the evening your choice.” Discord was annoyed as he chose the obvious decision when he teleport for his preparation. Death directed his attention towards me as he pointed at a portal he made. “That’s where you are going to work which is nicer than my private realms.” I got up and head in the portal.

After exiting out I saw only building stacks paperwork as if they weren’t touched for centuries. This reminds me of courage the cowardly dog, after the farmer opened a box filled with his brother’s loot as he was trapped in the dimensional box. In short, I’m in the realm where it is filled with unorganized workloads and I have to complete my task in 10 days or suffer from the torments from each sins from the souls sin killed. What made the situation worse is that I sense some portal dropping in more paperwork which created a mountain size of it. The best word to sum up this particular situation.

“FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!”

Meanwhile to Date(3rd pov)

Death and Surprise were enjoyed the evening riding through the meadows of the cosmos with their carriage being pulled by a Discord. Surprise enjoy the view of the stars shining through space as it brings wonder towards her mind.’So many ittty bitty lives in so many planets. I wonder if I could make a universe party.” She gave a considered thought as she made a thinker pose. ‘The only one not invited should be some of the meanies who want to destroy the balance.’ She felt a little guilty about the decision as she reconsiders. ‘But it would seem unfair to say no on some of them who are innocent. mmmmm maybe I can make a universal pinkie promise to not destroy the balance. I wonder what place can hold over 9,999,999,999,999,999,999 or more people? I wonder if any pinkie pies would like to help, but too much might cause problems in the multiverse again...’ She trailed off in questions as Death mentally converse with Discord.

‘So how are things living with your sister, again?’ Discord force a grin as he gave a cheery tone

‘Good! Though I’m surprise that she loosen up a bit compare to what I remember.’ Death was skeptical about that tone. He stare at the chaos spirit who felt pressure on his mind.

‘So she had no problems with remembering a mass genocide and confused identity on her 1000th birthday?’ Discord gave a sour look as he gave a sigh. Death gave close attention to what he will say.

‘Fine, she had problems coping with it and almost thought about doing something drastic.’ Discord gave a telepathic memory of Harmony staring at a photo Tikal and Chaos nurturing the chao(s) while smiling as she left her Journal on the side. When she left out for to take care of the colts, Discord grab the book and slow down time to examine the contents which he surprisingly outline:

“

Dear Journal, Date: 01-23-xxxx

Age:1000 Entry:#12319845

You remember those weird dreams I have been receiving. Apparently a new one appeared where the blob I’ve meet turn into some monster and killed the villagers. I felt gashing amount of tears while hearing some girl’s voice. “It’s all my fault! I let this tragedy happened.” It hurts a lot and I had no idea what’s going on. That was until I’d woke up and notice a bloody knife near my bed with several slashes on my bleeding body. This whole shit felt like some exorcism story ready to happen, especially when I freaked out. Luckily I can heal extremely quick as the wound were gone in minutes. I almost felt like telling mom if I didn’t want to sound like a crazy person. I’ll try to conduct an experiment by examining some mental/spiritual disturbance

Love,

Harmony

Dear Journal, Date:01-30-xxxx

Age:1000 Entry:#12319900

It was hell during the week, but I found some clue on what going on in my noodle. Based on the mindscape analyzer and spirit tracker, it seemed I have a spirit bound to me. I’ve found out that she was a young Echidna anthro woman who suffered a painful past. I haven’t told mom about this since it seemed silly at first, but now I’m sure this woman is real. Now the question is: How do you talk with a ghost? Well mom did say this body is only meant to house my soul. So either she is some ancient ghost related to me or this is my past life. I’m going with the later. Anyway, I’m going to try chatting with her to see if she is friendly or I need to find some slime, proto guns, and some spectral based spell.

Well wish me luck,

Harmony

Dear Journal Date: 04-25-xxxx

Age: 1001 Entry:#12319905

Sorry for not writing for so long. It’s just that I can’t believe I meet my past life and she wasn’t a bitch. Well she was at first when I tried to communicate with her, especially when she told me to go away and let her die. I know the responsible thing to do is comfort her, but I have Discord as my brother and she really was being emoish. So I did what any normal person would do; I went up to her and slapped her in the face, then interrogated her. It took a while for her to explain, but her name was Tikal and she was the daughter of the chief in my dreams. Based on her explanation, her father was a jerk who doomed her people and nothing irks me than jerks to family excluding me ;p. If I can time travel I would kick that guy in the balls for being partly responsible for her misery. Anyway, we are currently in good terms and took each other's hobbies. Mines were texting, experimenting, and fighting while hers were gardening and caretaking. I kinda pity Tikal's situation since she is a sweet and fragile girl. I’ll be an ugly chewbacca if I let her be harmed. One day, I’m going to find a way to free her by the power of the force may lay with me.

With love,

Harmony

Dear Journal Date:07-05-xxxx

Age: 1025 Entry:#1232000

It’s strange when time flies, especially when some memories seemed to mashed together between Tikal and I. We theorized that she and I are becoming a single entity. I wonder what the new name should be Hartikal, Tikany, or maybe Tikaly. Nah! I’ll keep both names, I’ll use Harmony as a friend and Tikal for my lovers. Back on track, the proof of our union would be that I can tolerate most of Discord’s pranks and give him mercy. Though I’LL STILL KICK HIS ASS IF HE PISS ME OFF. THOUGH IF THAT IDIOT READS YOU, THEN THIS PLANET IS GOING TO NEED A NEW CHAOS LORD AFTER I’M DONE WITH HIM! Anyway, I have finally decided to go on a solo journey to find a way to separate us before the final point, despite mom saying no. The feeling of travelling through universes seems like fun, but I better pack extra snacks. Anyway making a separate journal so it’ll be a long time for me to write on you. I will be making my escape now, geronimo. Sorry mom, I love you, but I need to help a friend.

With kisses and chocolate,

Harmony

Dear Journal Date:09-23-xxxx

Age: 1400 Entry:#1232001

I hope you weren’t jealous of the other journal, despite neither of you having emotions. So many things so little time to explain, but Tikal and I finally merged. Though I’ve wanted to help her to be free, yet she opposed it. Mom definitely enjoyed grinding my gears before giving me the hug of death. I wasn’t allowed to leave her side after several centuries. Anyway, I’m back and gain some new stuff(weapons and data), though some were harder to get than others. I’ve met some weird people in my life especially some weirdos with hair powers. I swore they were Discord clones failure mostly the blond afro man with nose hair. The device I’ve made during my journey is still with me. I wonder if I should destroy it, especially since I used the data based on this group called Displacers or something to make it. I’ll keep it for now, yet if the leader or representatives wants it I’ll hand or hoof it over to a responsible member. Though it will be hard to give if I can’t trusts so I’ll most likely keep it in a safe. I would say the journey was fun and met some interesting gods. This is a final goodbye journal, we had some fun, tears, and laughs and may you go to the next literature in the sky. Though you have to be burn first.

I’ll miss you indefinitely

Harmony

“

Before the image ended with a device in her hooves. ‘Based on her journal entries, she was tempted to separate herself to free her past self’ Discord said with a worried tone as he felt touch about the changes.

‘ How did she gained the knowledge to reverse engineer her creation. Faust herself made the change irreversible?’ Death asked as he send the chaos spirit an imagery of Eleven Madison Park. Discord snap his talons as a wormhole appeared in front of them.

‘Well it was simple really just go to other universes find some powerful objects without being noticed and create some ray gun design to split anything to it’s original form.’ Discord emphasized original form as he scratch his beard trying to remember the steps. ‘The dear girl usually receives some info from her counterparts about some band of beings called the shifts or something. Especially when someone get stone by her counterparts’ powers. She swore out loud whenever they argue about which of them were used to stone the best creature.’ Discord gave a loud laugh by the countless times she received soap in the mouth for it.

They entered a wormhole as Surprise was slightly disappointed about the change of scenery. ‘Back on track, she used the data to create some gadget to borrowed some powerful artifacts similar to those golden triangles and mash it together to form a powerful energy source. Finally, she created some crystal to contain and control the power as she use it to fuel the ray gun.’ Death lost interest of the conversation, yet he at least knew the cause of increase for the deity complaints on lost items.

‘Let's change the topic, did you two receive therapy for your family issues? By the way, you realize you're going to die if she ever knows about this.’ Discord gave a chuckle to the deity.

‘Well there was Merlina, but she couldn’t handle our sophisticated disagreement.’ Discord shared a memory with the reaper.

Flashback

Merlina had one job to fix their sibling relationship. She objected arguing about her lack of knowledge about psychology, yet Harmony gave her a book and said. “You have 5 mins or we may start a fight.” So she tried to know with little time as she first asked. “Why do each of you believe your relationship is strained.”

“Well I was being a good boy for mommy dearest!” Discord started as Harmony cuts in.

“Bullshit! You were hoping to ask if you could hang out with your counterparts in Star Trek.” Merlina boinked the mare with a mallet.

“ Harmony, let Discord go first.” Merlina demanded as Discord continued.

“I was an unfortunate child being second rate to his sister as she prevail over everything he had done.” Discord said with sad puppy eyes as he was gaining sympathy from his favorite minion.

“You were just a spoiled brat that wanted everything, so I’d change her attention to something else.” Harmony declared as she snarled at the innocent chaos spirit. Merlina tried apprehend her for misbehaving, yet the mare escape as she summoned a giant robot with red armor as she uses a specific unstoppable red gem to power it.

“Dear Sister you have left me no choice as I, DISCORD! Shall stop you!” Discord snap his talons as a flying pirate ship appeared with pies as ammunition.

“She’d willing left us because of you, stupid meany ugly face!” Harmony screamed with childish insults as the robot tried to swat Discord’s ship away.

“Why did you have to brainwash her to leave, then!” Discord angrily yelled as he unleash a barrage of pie cannons at Harmony. Merlina was hiding behind her chair as explosions occur when something contacted those pies. When she attempted to block the pies they somehow disable the power source. The robot fell as she rage over her failure while responding to the question.

“I did it so Celly and Lulu can be born so they could get the attention instead of you. Besides she was miserable and needed a stallion in her life instead of a boring son like you!” Harmony retorted as she jumped out of the robot to destroy Discord’s fortress.

“So you admit that you were sabotaging our family to prove you are better than me!” Discord said as he took a sword made out of clouds to battle. Before an epic battle could begin-

Flashback end

‘I call bullshit on the open layers of shit. You expect me to believe that sorry excuse of a story.’ Death mentally commented out as Discord pouted. ‘You two whined like brats until the mage minion of yours screamed at both you. Similar to your mom, both of you quiver to her fury.’ Discord actually flinch a little by the comment as he tried to play it off by scratching his eye. ‘Later she found out you were pissed that Harmony has done a good thing in a wrong manner.’ The disconquus rebuffs his words in order to justify himself.

‘Well I told it exactly as I remember it. Besides, she hosed me with hot molten cheese during the break.’ Death gave a stern stare with glowing crimson eyes that promised pain as Discord sigh. ‘Fine! I might have twisted the story a bit and toss some honey and bulldog ants at her. However we weren’t scared of my own minion.’ Discord cross both arms while grumbling "stupid female minions having scorn".

‘You weren't this grouchy since your sister made you into 'Eris' and forced you to posed for her blog. Another thing, you are training the mage in the Umbrian Arts because?’ Death asked with curiosity.

‘Oh that! Well I thought why not give the mage some arousal fighting style. Plus she needed to come out of that shell, anyways.’ Discord grinned peevishly.

‘I have no problem letting her borrowing some my demons, but you know she will be my minion by default.’ Death stated with a dry tone.

‘Oh come on!’ Discord yelled angrily. ‘Whenever I get some toys to join you guys come and snatch it away from my fun! I bet you needed her for some private fun.’ The chaos spirit gave a knowingly look.

‘Discord if you’re try to imply this bullshit while my wife is here-’ The draconequus cut the reaper off.

‘I’m just saying my new minion is going to turn attractive.’ Discord said as he list the details. ‘She will be upgrade to a firm d-cup, I made her default outfit into this’ He showed the reaper an image of Merlina battling against random werewolves with a one piece black dress, purple gun stilettos, and a red heart amulet as Discord surround the center of a lavender gem. ‘That’s just the draft version, but I can’t wait to see her in action.’ Death seemed interested as he voiced out his opinion.

‘Personally I rather see that on Surprise in her anthro form, but I would have chosen a secretary uniform for both of them.’ The grim reaper provided a image of Surprise was above his vision as she firmly held the death god onto bed. Both sex partners were grinning with lust as she wore part of the uniform. Discord grew a bit green by the image as this was still his aunt. However, he picture that with an unknown pegasus with resemblances to Buttershe. Discord whack his head straight to get an image of Merlina instead. Before they could continue their erotic ideas a third voice entered the conversation.

‘Hey are you pervs mind chatting, because I want to join in too?’ Surprise crispy asked. The duo entities were spook by her mental entrance as they saw feminine fury in her eyes. ‘I hoped you guys were only discussing about that time Mony went to several different universes to find a way to reverse engineer her creation.’ Both male only stare at her with bewildered and fear as they nodded. ‘That’s good because I didn’t want you pigs to think about any women like items or else.’ She gave a dark tone before returning to her normal cheery voice as both males were spared from her might. ‘Anyway, I chatted with her before becoming this form while knocking some sense into the girl.’ The carriage arrived to the restaurant as people were gathering to their arrival.

‘I got to know what did you use to knock some sense into her?’ Discord asked with anticipation for blackmail fuel.The mare gave a little thought as she tries to remember, yet she couldn’t recall much

‘Sorry Dissy, it has been too long since I could remember because you know reincarnation mess with your mind and whatnot. Though I think it was some orange chicken from a different time.’ Discord gave a slight disappointed pout.

Some people in the crowd were calling the authorities while others took some quick photos of the trio. The trio began walking into the restaurant while the people were spreading word. ‘mmm I have to say these humans have some funny faces like they never seen a pegasus, draconequus, and the grim reaper walking in to eat before. Hey Death some of them are wondering why a poser is near your wife.’ Death eye rolled as Surprise laugh at the statement. The reaper ask the young male reservationist.

“Excuse me, I made a reservation here at the evening for my date under the name Death.” Discord gave a laugh as he told the grim reaper. ‘You do know these people would have thought it was a prank, right?’ The reservationist only stare at Discord and Surprise with a daze.

“ Am I being pranked?” he whispered before he checked for the reservation. He seemed to be unable to find it as he told the Death. “Sorry sir, but we don’t have any reservation under that name and we are full.” Death only stare at the young man as his eyes pulse with power. The young man suddenly feel under the reapers control as he ask. “How may I be of service, my Lord?”

“Good can you find us the best table that you have? ” Death asked as the reservationist guided them. The reaper told his wife to go ahead as he directed his attention at Discord and whispers. “Do me a favor and make sure the evening turns out ok without killing anyone or disturbing our meals.” Discord nods as he took a lieutenant salute before disappearing.

‘So far this has been too simple?’ Death thought as Discord used his magic to boot out a group of bastards. They tried to fight back, but the magic shoes endlessly kick their butts. People began to evacuating the restaurant in fear of the crazy events as the chaos spirit stopped the chefs and waiters from escaping. The two lovers sat on their table as people have either question if this was some alien bullshit or is this another waste of money film in the making.

“So Surp, what is she doing now?” Death asked the yellow mare who was looking at her menu.

“She is teaching the reincarnated changeling how to be a kind queen. mmmm I wonder how the Three Muses would taste like?” Surprise respond while Death seemed a bit lost.

“Wait she made sure to restarted the changeling’s age and memory?”

“Of course she did or the red queen would track her. Besides Mony felt pity on the guy after being dumped in a volcano by his original queen.”

“So any particular reason you want the robot to be spared?” Death asked as his wife place the menu down and gave a serious face.

“I felt that he already suffered from having an insane power hungry personality and he made Mony happy since his arrival.” Before Death could say any more on the matter, Discord appeared in front of them as their waiter.

“May I help the young couple this evening?” The married couple abandon their conversation and began their order.

“Carrot, Asparagus, and Radish with The Three Muses.” Surprise said with interest of these meals as Discord wrote them down.

“I’ll have the Lobster and Finger Lakes Duck with any bloody red wine.” Death demanded as he glared at the people taking photos of his wife.

“Ok, do you want any dessert?” The draconequus asked as he snap his talons for a raining pies to rain on the crowd.

“No I’m good with swe-” Death was about say until he was cut off.

“I want every single one that’s on this menu and pass it.” Surprise chirp with a smile as Death gave a blank stare while Discord grinned by the reaper’s reaction. “It wouldn’t be much of a problem would it, reapy?” The mare gave a sad puppy expression to her husband stare at the chaos spirit while using his words carefully.

“I have ……. more than enough.” Death checked if he had his credit card as he telepathically asked Discord. ‘Whelp time for the I spare you if you give free food card.’ Discord had a stoic face as he teleport to the kitchen with their order. The grim reaper felt edge about the response until he heard laughter from the kitchen before it turned into screams of fear. The reaper place his fingers to his forehead.

“So Death why did the girl dragon wants to marry a boy unicorn “ Surprise asked as she didn’t notice her husband’s behavior while keeping a grin

“To keep her horny.” Death said expecting that as part of the joke.

“Nope silly, she needed the extra magic.” She finishes with a giggle as the reaper find his wife silly sometimes. “By the way, it's kinda strange that the people serving us are waiters while we’re waiting. Shouldn’t that mean we’re the waiters?” Death just paid attention as she rambles on.

Meanwhile, a whole chiefs of Discords were preparing the food for the couple. Despite his abilities, he wanted to try make something for his favorite babysitter. “Yeah it has nothing to do with you forcing me to do this. By the way, you know I will get even, right?” The chaos spirit chatting with voices in his head as a random clone came up to him. “I made the duck, chief.” The original glare at the clone as he saw a nearly half cooked duck which he slam the tray down on the floor.

“What the type of whanky dong Hilary Crap are you serving me? The bloody thing is raw. It’s raw! It's bloody raw! Tell me are you a chief?” Discord nearly yelled at the clone.

“Well technically we’re you.” The clone respond weakly as the original ruthlessly push the clone.

“Fuck off! Get out, don’t come back until you care.” Discord scare the clone to leave the restaurant as he muttered. “Bloody Donkey.” The others stare at him. “What are you lot looking at?! We have customers and time is wasting!” He declare a warning to the clone chief. “Get back to work and if I see bullshit serve I swear to god!” The rest rush as Discord continued to monitor the work.

Meanwhile back to Alan(Alan’s pov)

It was 3 days since I was station into this bullshit of a job, despite using Tail’s skill my mind seems a bit stump by the overwhelming paperwork and annoying song playing. The papers I’ve received were random deaths, especially one that includes some idiot in the DC universe thinking about killing Joker with his own gas. I’d tried sonic to speed through some of it, but the damn paper mountain collapses on me. It basically mixed a whole bunch of crap altogether. If I could organize this I would need 5 to 20 twilight sparkles or Moondancers, yet there are some of their alternates deaths. One Twilight apparently lost control of her powers and annihilated the whole country which made ponykind extinct. NOTE TO SELF: Make sure my Twilight isn’t a power nuke ready to go off. If I could only get some tech, then I can figure this out quicker. Wait I got gamma skills or to sum I can transform into a robot and regenerate lost limbs. Wow I must feel very stupid if I couldn’t have figure this out. Though it’s weird that these paperwork are illorginaize for a guy in charge of managing the dead. mmmm I wonder.

‘Hi you seemed troubled?’ Who the fudge said that.

‘I’m sorry if my existence seems annoying.’ I swear if you are another voice in my head I will..

‘No I’m not. I’m the spirit of the paperwork you're working on.’ Uh-huh well my name is Bull so what are you doing here.

‘Well I was the first soul who tried to organize this pile until Lord Death abandon me for the efficiency of technology.’ I can pity the dude for his misfortune, but I realize an important rant to bring up. That bloody son of a bitch has a computer to organize this and he told me to take care of the paper work……… okay I think I know what Death meant. “Hey buddy if you could tell me where your soul is at I can free you.” I felt a chilling shiver up my spine as I heard the voice spoke in a cold tone.

‘Oh I thought you were different from the other guys. You know trying to make friends just to kill them is saying you're a horrid person.’ Well in retrospect, Death wants me to kill you for taking up space and I never wanted to be your friend. A random piece of paper smack me the face as I saw a image of Death saying ‘You got it right kid!’ I suddenly felt the ground shaking with rage as paper minions are being formed to the shape of super mutants on steroids. Plus the sky suddenly turned purple. ‘You falsely claimed that Lord Death wants to kill me-’ I cut the dude off by criticizing his minions and style.

“You know buddy an ominous sky doesn’t make you a threat and fallout 3 mutants, really?” He grew silent, yet I can sense he was holding in rage. I didn’t care since he was trapping him in an endless torment and fails to see that. “It just tells me you like purple like a fag, which I think you should go with lavender. Oh lavander town you are a horror gam-” The cold shiver grew worse as I felt a bit of Death’s energy into his next words.

“You must die!!”

“Holy Jesus! That remind me of the ganon from the crappy Zelda game, so are you Mark Berry or some poser?” I felt like asking this out loud. Ok I noticed the paper minions take on flesh forms as they charge at me. I quickly dodged the first mutant’s fist as I returned a favor by shooting some bullets in his face. It dazed him a bit before I charged in and release a condense blast to finish him. The rest came up and tried to surround me, but I quickly went into my sonic skill sets. When one goon tried rush up for a piece of me I sidestep and trip the fool into crashing on the floor. Using sonic’s speed I quickly ran out of the circle as large tub bastards tried to chase me. I gave a simple laugh as the sonic in me felt like gloating.

“Come on! Is that all you got? My phone could do a better job than that.” The spirit must be irritated by the way it just raised giant spikes from the ground. It was a breeze to dodge as I turned and avoided the spikes before it could get a chance to get me. During my evasion, I notice the pinkie voice’s Ipad was on some lone tall spike and made a grab at it. Surprising a large beam fired from the sky as I quickly boosted for more speed to avoid the 300 ft blast radius. I grabbed the device and quickly scroll down the music as I dodged the incoming obstacles which I have to say sonic’s instinct is useful. I basically found a good song to play as I sidestep and jumped from the incoming spikes. The spirit decided to summon some giant hands as I jump on one and boosted to dodge the other. All these evasions are starting to bore me as the next incoming object was a giant cannon. Instead of evading it I use a spindash as the cannon fired. The cannon wasn’t that strong as my spin dash slash through them. When I land in some large arena, I notice numerous enemies came up from the ground. I grin with anticipation.

“Give up, fool! I can never die as long workpaper are in this domain.” Oh boy a ‘I am invincible speech’. Man this guy must related to eggman if he thinks a few obstacle can stop me. “So far I have been going easy on you.” Oh yeah you were like any other villain say they went easy except they ran out of ideas and decided to go full power and fail.

“Um can we hurry up because you are kinda boring me.” I noticed several weird copies of myself along with some dogs are popping up. Wait are these creepypasta knockoffs. “Oi buddy, if the originals were to see this they will kill you.” I only stare as the copies were only black and white as the blood is definitely magic ink. I wonder if water will on them. Mmm doubt that the Lord of Dead will use low quality materials and I wonder if it’s like spongebob where the ink could be savila clean.

“If you are in a hurry to die, then face the horrors of-” I spit onto one of the sonic.exe copies which ruined my theory. Well that sucked I might as well give a little taunt.

“Boo hoo, you’re just piss because your face is uglier than a decayed zombies. I think GLaDOS should replace you since you aren’t cut for this.” I felt the whole ground shake as more creepypasta ripoffs along with the super steroid mutants appeared. Each one are becoming more colorful and realistic as the spirit enrages. The good news I can sense the soul nearby.

“Raagh!” I think I bit off more than I could chew. The super mutants suddenly gained some weapons as I heard large amount of clicking. I gave an irritated look as they aim at my face. This must be what Twilight felt on tuesdays.

“I wonder if I can choke a spirit to death.”

Return to the date(3rd pov)

During the incident in New York, the local authorities came and attempted to capture Surprise which failed. When Discord change their guns and weaponry into toys. Likewise, he scared most of the civilians into running by transforming a random dog into red fur cerberus for a game of fetch. The peaceful dinner was ruined by the screams and random capture attempts when the military was about to get involved. They made their escape(without paying) as Discord unleashed a giant green blob into the city. Currently, we find our lovers in the savannah of Africa enjoying the beauties of nature and a good picnic. Death stare at the mare who was playing with an African wild dog as it tried to fearfully run from her hugs.

“You know Surprise it has been mulennium since I appreciate life. Oh wait” Death immediately collected a random gazelle soul as he continue. “I always thought life is pointless since it will come to my-” He was cut off as Discord popped right in front of him. It almost surprise the reaper as the draconequus gave his complaint.

“Oh come on! Can we do something interesting?” Death was tempted to blast the impudent child until Surprise came in with a large tray of cupcakes. There was one that had a mystery mash of rainbow while the other 5 were red velvet. “Oh Aunty you make the best cupcakes.” Discord took a bit of the rainbow mash as he felt different flavors. He was tried guessing. “I can taste melon, plastic, coconut, sinkwater, staples, a documentary book of spells, and a Michael Stipe flavor.” The chaos spirit kept chewing as Death ask his reincarnated wife.

“What did you put on his?” Surprise shrugged her shoulders before taking a bit of velvet.

“I don’t know I found some beautiful plants and mashed into his cupcakes.” Discord still continued chewing as he spun around in fascination of the sky while his eyes began viewing swirls before he fell on the ground. “ I wonder if I didn’t give the poor boy some natural drugs or poisons by accident.” Death only eye rolled as he knew it will take more than an foreign plant to take the chaos spirit down. Though he did sense something off from discord like something powerful is growing back inside him.

“If it’s the first one are there anymore?” Death asked as Surprise playfully slap the reaper. He notice the draconequus was silent. “Maybe we can finally get some-” It was ruined the moment Discord appeared in front of his face as he cup the reaper’s checks. The grim reaper is having regrets dragging the draconequus as the chaos spirit changed into a fairy costume and began flying around.

“Hey Death, Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Look. Listen. Look. Watch out. Listen.” Surprise laugh her flank off by seeing the chaos spirit annoying Death well too Death. The grim reaper was a being of many patience as he waits for all to die, but this stunt has pulled him over the edge as an ominous pressure is released. When Discord felt a cold shiver and an image of his demise he snap back to normal as he stare at himself. “Oh my I seem to have gone over the top dear fellow?” He rubbed his head sheepishly. Death grabbed the draconequus’s face with a firm grip.

“Discord you should assist Alan in his tasks, right?” Death’s eyes were completely black with blood eyes glowing in the center. Discord only fearfully nods by the suggestion to avoid the reaper’s wrath as he snap his talons to disappear. ‘Finally I could get some peace.’ He stare at his wife who took out two bottles of Chateau Beaumont Les Pierrières Blanc 2013. He gave a predatory smile by his wife’s hooves doing the ‘bring it on’ gesture. He walked close to her while she position herself as a helpless maiden. Any animal nearby the event only watch for their instinct demanded not to interrupt these beings mating ritual.

The reaper gently took the maiden up to his face as she dramatically yelled. “Oh my the dead wants to ravage my body! Oh woe is me! Can a brave soul rescue me from this savage!” Death brushed her mane back as he was about to relish his reward. ‘All the hard work and endurance made it worth-” His mind was cut off when a rifle shot hit him directly to the head. Surprise was gaping in shock by the turn of events as her husband fell on the ground. She notice two humans walking near their location as one was a short fat fellow with a hunter’s uniform while the other human was an old skinny butler.

“We done good wowk, Alfwed. Who will dawe wape an innocent animal.” The short fat man said with disgust by the action. “I’m mean weally going aftew animals is sick.”

“I agree with you sir Fudd, but what should we do with the pegasus?” Alfred asked while Surprise huffed in anger and flew up to Fudd’s face.

“Hey you shoot my hubby, you idiot. Now I’ll give you a count of 3 to apologize or face my wrath.” Surprise pulled out a pair brass hooves as both men found this adorable and laugh in her face. “I warned you 1.”

“Oh. hahahaha. Alfwed do you have the twanquilizew darts because she is too precious.” Fudd demands as the butler has a pack in his hand. “When we get back home. You’ll be getting a waise.” Surprise grew irritated by the duo not taking her serious.

“2. You two better say you’re sorry or you’ll be in trouble.” Fudd pulled out a pistol as he load the darts. Unaware to both humans, Death has risen from the ground as he went into an alternate form. The hair grew to a saggy white as his head grew red horns, his skin grew sickly purple, and the eyes became black with yellow iris. He calmly and silently walk towards the two with a masking presence.

“I’ll wait aftew you count to thwee befowe I ship you with a strong stallion.” Fudd said with the thought of creating a pegasus species and receiving recognition. When Death was close to the humans he quickly pluck the old butler as he tried to scream before finding himself mute by the reaper’s touch. Fudd was occupied by his false fame as his butler was gored to death.

“Aww I wanted you to come up after I count to three.” Surprise whined as Fudd looked behind him to stare at Death in the face who was covered in blood and a knife between his teeth. Death glared daggers at the human who had ruin their moment and is pointing a weapon at his wife. The man piss himself as he dropped the weapon and stare at the mare with a pleading look.

“I’m sowwy” The human gave his sad attempt of apologizing which made Surprise shook her head as she thought about the situation.

“Well I don’t know! I mean I guess it's okay since I didn’t finish counting. But I don’t think my hubby feels merciful today.” Fudd only turned white as a knife punctured his stomach. It felt excruciating as he find both his spirits and body failing to move as Death gone close to his face. It slowly morphed into a spiderhead as he told the human the last voice he would hear.

“I’ll guarantee you this, you won’t be human when and after you die.” He clomped onto the human face as the blood, skull fragments, and brain spill through consumption. Surprise sigh by the gore as she walk towards the lions to pet. The lion only allowed it for fear if the monster might turned his wrath on him.

“Dang it Death, you’ll ruin your dinner at this rate.” The yellow pegasus mare mutters as she laid onto the lion’s soft fur. Her mind drifts to sleep as she thought. ‘I wonder if Aly received my gift, yet.’ The lion look toward his pack for assistance as they pointed at the reaper who was glaring at the lion to stay. The poor lion only laid down in shame by his status of being a teddy bear for a suppose prey.

Returning back to Alan’s work load of hell(1st pov)

You know the dull moments of fighting copycats based on creepypasta they lack potential power compare to their originals. I just toss another sonic.exe to a smile dog as I suddenly felt the slenderfakes wrapping my arms in their tentacles. The black appendages covering my body were pulling me apart as the super abomination mutants tried to shoot me. Thinking quickly I’ve decided to focus on using time stop, then combine it with boosting my speed as I escape the entanglement. When time resume the slenderfakes received the wrong end of the bullets as barrage of it killed them. I kept moving around as the super idiots were dumbfounded by my escape. Using this moment, I began focusing my energy to perform a move while a lot of sonic.exes were closing into my position. When they were in arms length, I smirk as I activated light speed dash. In less than a few seconds all of my sonic.exe enemies fell to the ground. Nothing say like going at the speed of light while hitting each enemy with enhance punches. Plus marking each one with a self-replication eradicator seal kinda kills any copies trying to form which I could see the effects are working. The spirit tried to create a sonic.exe as it covered itself in black markings before screaming out and die in agonizing pain.

“What have you done?” Wow the guy has a big set of lungs.

“Oh you know something that does something which is call not telling you because you’re a wuss.”

Time to switch to knuckles as I felt my hair changing into red dreadlocks, my jacket change into a red color, blue pants, and the old echidna gloves and shoes. I ran at the first super meatbag with high speed and jumped while calling out. “ Falcon Punch!!!” I gave the bastard a dead on punch in the face which exploded upon impact. I tag the body with the seal as it fell so I won’t have to worry about any more of them. During my inner thoughts, I forgot to notice a smile dog as it bit my arm. My mind suddenly finds itself being attack by images of its victim being killed for being unable to spread legend of it. My only response is using my energy to expunge the image out of my mind and introduce the dog to fist. “Bad Dog!!” The punch instantly knocked all of smiles teeth out as he bleed. Before I could finish him off, I heard gun clicks from the remaining mutants as I began running from the barrage of gunfire. When I was in good distance away from fire, I was suddenly being attacked by more smile dogs as I punch each one that came close to me. I sensed an ambush of slenderfakes ready to slender walk on me which I jumped and began digging holes to avoid their grasps.

I tunneled through the ground to find the soul until a random box hit me in the face. Ow I doubt the spirit will pop a box, yet I sense some void power on it. I was curious as I opened to see some items. Before I could analyze it, I suddenly felt the ground covering my body as I heard the spirit called out.

“FOOL YOU JUST BURIED YOUR FATE!” I created a force field to block the barrage of paperwork as I rush through the box for a bloody item. When I finally found two I quickly yelled. “I call on you!” It caused a large explosion that blew the paperwork away as light engulfed my body.

3rd pov

The light dimmed as Alan saw a tannish brown pony, looking around before he caught her eye, “Oh good. I can take this off,” she reached a hoof up to her ear and a small earring popped off. In the time the earring was removed she had turned human once more, still wearing her adventure gear. Alan look at the mare turned human in surprise as he notice something familiar. “ Who are you and why were you Daring Do?” The spirit only growled at being ignored as it’s voice out.

“I will not be ignored you techno worshipping trash!”

It attempted to summon 15 slenderfake as a paper storm surrounds the duo. “I don’t think we’ve got time to talk,” she said, as suddenly the echoes of the beings voice vanished, “Hey! You, dipshit! Yeah! Get a load of this!” She slammed her hands together and visible sound waves resounded destroying the slenderfakes. Alan quickly activate back to his sonic skill as he run around to create a powerful tornado. It disperse the storm when suddenly large amount of the super mutants fired their weapons in attempt for a surprise attack. Alan thinking quickly used time stop as he grab the mysterious woman to escape the barrage of bullets. He ran a good clear as time resume. The supermutants tried to reload their guns until a powerful magical shout broke the silence, sending a whirling mass of flames towards the brutes.

“Yol!” The super mutants, burnt by the flames, were forced to released their weapons. Alan looked to the source, seeing a man garbed in a black cloak standing ready for the fight as a large, black axe began to appear on his back. The man quickly pulled the axe out after it had finished appearing and charged towards the super mutants, preparing to swing the weapon as he gave a mighty roar. The super mutant’s instinct were forced to challenge the man in physical strength as they charge in with fury. Their valor was great, but the man had an ace up his sleeve. At the last moment, the man changed his course, stepping to the side while executing a spin attack, his axe slicing through the super mutant’s right ankle with an icy hiss.

Alan decided to try to end this carnage by going after the spirit’s location. The spirit, knowing an estimate of the human’s ability to increase his speed to sonic levels, it disappeared from the radar, and now, without their master’s presence, the creatures disappeared without a trace, giving the heroes some time to rest.

“Well I like to say thanks for the help!” Alan started as he greeted the duo. “The name’s Alan Gabriel and I’m not normally like this.” He finished as he started to look over Surprise’s Ipad to change the song. The cloaked man heaved his axe across his shoulders, breathing a sigh.

“Name’s Soran, nice to meet you, though it could’ve possibly have been in slightly better circumstances.” He said with a slightly nervous chuckle, wiping the sweat from his brow with his left arm.

“Yeah I’m sorry about that. I sorta provoke the spirit since Death wanted me to slay it.” Alan commented as he rubbed his back sheepishly. “So Soran met the princess, yet?”

“Depends what you mean by princess.” Soran replied. “In my corner of things I’ve yet to meet anyone or anything that’s alive and not trying to kill me.”

“Man that sorta sucks. Wait, have you met any multicolor ponies in your journey?” Alan asked curiously.

“None that weren’t a putrefied husk or bandit that was trying to gnaw my hide off, or cut it off with very sharp objects.” Soran replied, placing his axe on his back, causing it to slowly fade into nothingness.

“Well that sucks; wish you luck on finding a sentient that doesn’t want to kill you.” Alan commented as he switched to a serious demeanor. “So anyone have this feeling someone is near?” The void human said as he felt a mysterious presences in the area.

“I’ve got that one down,” Alice muttered, glaring at a presence invisible to either of them. Essence had been drifting near by and take the opportunity to mess with Alice by dancing on Alan’s head.

“I got a dot on my compass bar if that counts.” Soran stated, looking at a seemingly random point.

“I’m used to it by now, after Poseidon, but yes, however,” her eyes began to glow, letting of little wisps of light, as she looked around. “I’m seeing someone of something in that direction,” she pointed off in the direction Soran was looking.

The presence caused the compass to twirl crazily as it released gas from the sides. The gas quickly formed together to a familiar chaos lord as he greeted the group. “Hello Pain wubber and friends. How are you?” Alice struggled not to facepalm as Essence began moonwalking on Discord’s head.

“What the fudge do want you, Discord? “ Alan asked, annoyed by the nickname. “I hope you are here to help or do you want a lesson on why not to sneak on people?”

“Come now, I’m here as a good faith of will to -” Discord was cut off by Alan’s glare as the chaos spirit went straight to the point. “Alright fine, old buzzard breath wanted me to help you, but you seem to have everything well under control.” The draconequus stated, and as he was about to disappear, Alan eyes glowed forcing him to stay put. “Alright what do you want?”

“Oh no, you are not leaving without providing some form of support mister or do I need to tell your sister.” Alan sternly said as he pointed to Soran and Alice. “Greet and grant their wishes as accurately as you can.” Discord raised his eyebrow as the two glared intensely at each other, before turning his attention to the Alan’s allies.

“Fine what do you three want?” Discord asked with an unamused roll of the eyes.

“Eh,” Soran began as he scratched the back of his head, “This might sound completely random, but I’d like to have a proper set of warm clothes.” He said, pulling his cloak back a bit to expose his crude sackcloth underclothing. Discord gave a simple smile to the gesture as he snapped his talons while Alan felt a bit shocked by the choice. The dovahkiin found himself in a new attire in a design from assassin creed, though his cloak still sat atop it, though it was now open in such a way that it sat more like a cape which dejected sleeves that did nothing but make him look like an anime character wanna-be.

“ Though I’m not a fashion unicorn diva, but I think you could use a little something for the face.” Discord commented as he snaps his talon for a Hockey mask. “There it shows how much a monster you are.” Discord quickly went to Alice.

“I don’t really have any requests aside from a question and maybe a weapon,” Alice shrugged, “Can you see the woman moonwalking on your head?” She asked.

“Who and what are you talking about?” Discord asked completely oblivious to what Alice was talking about.

Alice just shook her head, “Doesn’t matter,” she said, “A weapon?” Essence stuck her tongue out and started doing cartwheels in Discord’s eyes.

“Which one a bow, sword, a leak, or a teacup? A teacup is the deadliest of them all you know.” Discord advised getting strange looks from Alan.

Alice shrugged as Essence started sparring with Discord’s pupil, “A sword will work, can you infuse it with anything? Extra powers you know?”

“Sure, but it will be a dowsey, my dear.” Discord said as he tossed a large sword to the girl. It coursed with tremendous (Pffts tremendous, right.) power as Essence began tickling Discord’s nose with a feather. He sneezed from the sensation as a random green shield popped up out of nowhere, Alice eyeing it cautiously. “Well that was unexpected. I wanted it blue.” Essence took the distraction and used the few seconds to turn Discord into his mirror version, without him even noticing.

“And, what’s up with the shield?” Alice asked, leaning down and poking it with the sword.

“Well the shield is made from a powerful alloy that I have thought from…” Discord looked at himself and ask. “Why do I seem different than usual?”

Alan suddenly notice some hidden presence as his eyes glow when he thought.’Holy sweet Jesus, I feel like dying by the mere presence of the one of the strongest beings in existence.’ His burned until he closed them until it stop glowing. ‘Okay I don’t know what that was, but avoid using the glowing eye trick.’ The essence human felt a poke by Discord as he was waiting for his demand. He notice something wrong from the chaos spirit by the way he seemed organized and orderly. Alan by instinct punched the draconequus in the face which reversed whatever happened to him, as well as annoying Essence enough for her to allow herself to be seen. “Can’t you let me troll him in peace?”

Alice sighed, “Meet my Displacer,” she said.

Essence floated over to Alan and flipped upside down, “Nice to meet ya, Mr. eyelights,” she grinned, holding out a hand.

Alan felt like running from the woman based on instinct, yet he resisted enough to shake her hand. “Uuu… n..i..c..e t.o.o me.et ...you.” Alan sad attempt to greet the meta-class cat-traited, mad and musical Void-Dweller.

She tsked, “Social issues, hm? Problem with… Bereerus?”

“No!” Alan eyes began glowing brighter as he close his eyes. “It’s like I’m meeting someone that feels a way like him by so many scales. I kinda feel pressure from being near you.”

Essence blinked, “Oh, right. I forget you lot could feel that, just a second,” she popped her neck and smacked her head a few times, a couple of springs, some miscellaneous robotic items, a bag of marbles, some cotton candy, and an eldritch abomination, called Cthulhu, fell out of her head. “So that’s where those went,” she muttered, catching the marbles, “Cthulhu, stay out of mommy’s head, you know what’ll happen next time. Back to the topic at hand,” she grabbed the container of cotton candy, “Any pressure now?” she asked through a mouthful of cotton candy.

Alan felt the pressure lighten a bit, but the instinct still told him otherwise. “It’s better. Anyway, do you have any idea why the merchant would merge some energy core with my existence.” He pointed at his chest as a glowing orb can seen by her eyes. “Please don’t turn me into a ball.”

Alice in the meantime had sat on a hammock Essence had made for her and was relaxing.

“Well,” she reached into a unseen pocket and pulled out a phone and started scrolling through the contacts, “Depends which one. You’ve got the nice one, and then you’ve got Lucy. Calls himself Lucifer, but DEATH said his real name is Lucy, Lucy Ass. Mind if I take a look?” She gestured at all of him, “Not perverted, just at your coding and objects of power.”

“Sure you can look at it and I’m guessing Lucy since he seems like the guy.” Alan said while the core seem to be trying to resonance with Essence.

“One sec,” she tapped a button on the phone and took a picture of him, after a second, she nodded, “Yup, it’s not Lucy. So,” she stashed the phone, tossing him one as well as a book, nodding to Alice, “Anything major happen from the powers ‘he’ gave you?” She winked before reaching down and tapping the core, “Nevermind, I know what happened,” she muttered something about having to fix something, “What powers have you got?”

“Nothing clear except when I focus on something I pull some reality bending without stating that it is.” Alan thought as he rub his chin. “ So impossible stuff l think. Other than the fact, I have a mode that gives me infinite power for 1 min before permanently killing me.” He looked confused, not quite certain about what the book and phone meant only to start messing with it, noting some pretty cool features, before picking up the book, only for Essence to grab it and shove it in the phone.

“Think that’s amazing, you should see the bill,” Essence said and then nodded, “That lines up,” she reached her hand into some sort of tear and dragged a cloaked man out of it, “Lucy,” Essence said scornfully, “Did you steal a fragment of my power from one of my alternates and have some idiot scientist fiddle with it?”

The man muttered a few words. “Excuse me?” Essence said, squinting at him and leaning in. He muttered again, “Then say you’re sorry. This is your fault, after all.”

“Sorry,” he mumbled before Essence slapped him in the head, sending him flying out through the tear.

“Alright I am pissed that you sent me to another world, but I want to know something,” Alan said as he paced around a bit. “Why does the orb feel like we are fused together like a bloody Aizen.”

“Well, while I didn’t actually do this,” Essence said, “I assume my little bit of power saved closest, most compatible person,” Essence shrugged, “Or it was random. As for that feeling,” Essence snapped her fingers and the orb began emitting music, “It’s a very small shard of my power infused with a dead universe. It gives you a connection to me. You can message me or see me, through it. Also,” she pointed at the phone and pulled out her own, “It will power your phone, which I’ve added the Displaced Tome on, giving you information on Displaced, and it,” she smiled and pulled out a sword from the screen, “It can hold stuff. Tokens are the best thing to put in it, because then you can call the Displaced in question. For contacting me,” Essence showed him a contact list, “Just find Essence.”

“I thought Harmony blowing up my Earth was screwed up, but that mindfucked me away.” Emerl muttered as he stared at Essence and said. “So thanks for helping me find my answers and if we could have time to hang out sure.”

“Sure thing, I added a few Tokens to your phone already, they’re the Displaced I made,” she smiled, “They are usually willing to help out,” she revealed herself to Discord, who’s confusion rivaled that of many others Essence had messed around with at this point, who gave a very startling word.

“Mother?” The draconequus asked.

Alan was confused as he asked the guy, “Wait I thought Faust was your mom since you were made by chaos magic and chaos emeralds.” He received a punch as Discord gave a short explanation.

“Think of her as God to Jesus, child! She is the mother of insanity itself in this omniverse.” Alan had only paused before walking away slowly, and then out of nowhere screamed from his mentality being broken.

Essence sighed, “Weird, weird reaction.”

“I think he is screaming because something related to his crazy side. I think it was Sin being related to me in a way.” Discord guessed as Alan returned and just stared at the draconequus.

“So,” she tilted her head, “Schizophrenia?”

“Well Harmony gave him a too much power and created a being in his head. So Yup.” Discord answered as he mimicked a western accent on the yup.

“Can we move on before I somehow end up wanting to destroy the place like I tried to do in hell?” Alan asked

Essence shrugged, “Need some help with that mental issue?”

“A instant fix will just make something not worth fixing, so I should be good.” Alan responded as he directed his attention to Soran.

Essence shrugged again, “Alright, see you,” she started to unravel from existence, muttering something a developing a physical tic and having to rewrite her past again.

“Soran, anything you could have wanted and you chosen just clothes?” Alan asked with curiosity and confusion towards the man’s choice. Soran shrugged slightly, looking over his new clothes.

“I’ve never been one to ask for ultimate power, mostly because of the old adage ‘power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely’. Add on top of that I was really tired of wearing that mess and I think most anyone could understand if they were in my… heh, nice boots.” Soran finished, looking down at his new footwear.

“Well I would have wished for a bag with infinite recovery items or something along with the clothes, but I can respect the choice.” Alan commented as he continued, “ I have a corrupted side in my regular body who is currently controlling…” Alan trailed off until he remembered the reason he was in the predicament. “Crap! I forgot the bastard.”

“I assume that that means we aren’t in any sort of the clear?” Soran asked as he looked around to area once more.

“It’s just that I sorta did some bad things, while not being in control. By the way, get your axe ready now!” Alan shouted as he dodged an incoming sniper shot from a super mutant. Soran quickly rolled to the side, drawing a smaller sword and a small hide buckler as he prepared for the fight.

“Well, I guess that you couldn’t have seen that coming anytime sooner.” Soran joked as he started into a zig zag charged towards the opponent.

Alice just watched, jumping up from the hammock and gathering up the echoes and holding onto them for a possible all out attack, only to have to dodge an incoming attack, using perspective to shift its direction back at the mutant and lop of the head of a second.

“Like they couldn’t hit better than a stormtrooper.” Alan commented as he glowed bright before disappearing. After a few second, the essence human returned back by Soran’s side as the majority of Super mutants’ weapons were destroyed. “Knock em dead, big guy!” Alan shouted as he swap to knuckles skills. He quickly punched the first mutant’s head off while applying a seal on the dead mutant.

“Like I’m any bigger than you!” Soran shouted back with a smile as he leaped to the height of the first, very confused, super mutant he came to. Soran wrapped his shield arm around the creature’s neck, swinging around before planting his sword in the top of the mutated abomination’s head. Soran shifted his weight and jumped off of the beast, watching as it toppled down.

“Boys, boys, put your penises away and focus on the fight,” Alice said, dropping down and swiping her sword in a whirlwind fashion chopping several mutants in half, she looked over her shoulder, blocking one with the shield from Discord, “You call that sword skill?” She stabbed an opponent without looking, her eyes glowing as she changed the perspective, leaving several of the mutants to fall from the sky and hit the ground with a wet smack.

Discord was eating popcorn while watching the fight as he sat near the spirit of the paperwork. He laced his words with chaos magic. “So buddy, I think you should summon the big guns, especially when Mad Mom’s piece is on the field.” The trap soul only glare at the chaos spirit while considering his words. “What? I’m just saying if you keep using these little guys it wouldn’t do much.” It took a moment as he saw the super mutants being dominated by the three beings easily.

“You may be right.” The being started focusing on several creations as a Donkey Kong, Pit, and Link was formed with grey color. The spirit thought he might need a guaranteed win so he added a galacta knight. “why did you help me?” Discord only tapped his chin thinking until an idea occurred.

“Oh! Now I remember so I can do this.” He poke at the spirit as something inside began growing. The center suddenly had a disturbing happy aura that radiates through the area. The spirit widen by the sudden event for his mind has been consume by his source of power. The spirit glared at the chaos spirit with genuine hatred. Discord smirk by his handiwork as he disappeared. The spirit stared at the spot where the draconequus as he shouted.

“DISCORD!!!!!”

“Howling at the moon!~” The draconequus yelled near Alan who rubbed his ears. The essence human was almost got screwed by a blade wielding mutant. He quickly sidestepped and perform a rising flaming uppercut.

“Was the shouting necessary, asshole?!” Alan screamed

“Dibs on the Hylian!” Soran shouted as he charged towards the Link who turned to face the charging warrior. Link turned fully, bringing out his Big Goron Sword was enough speed that Soran stumbled in surprise.

“I’m fighting the ang-” Alan was about to say before he was cut off by DK tackling him as he dropped his pistols near Alice who shrugged and grabbed one. He pushed the ape off and charge at him while shouting. “King Kong has nothing on me!” He delivered a right hook into the apes face making him dazing the ape. He quickly yelled out. “Discord get me a bloody weapon now!” A random blade appeared as he jumped on the ape and slash the top part of his hair. The ape felt powerless as he slumped down. “Tonight I dine on monkey soup!.” The essence human’s eyes glowed as he punched through the ape’s skull. He swap to his gamma skill and unleash a laser cannon from his chest which completely vaporize the body.

Pit, in the meantime, had flown into the air, and plummeted towards Alice with a screaming battle cry, “AHHHHHHHH!” only for Alice to roll her eyes and make a comment.

“Fuck this,” she turned around and sent a bullet straight into his head before looking around at the other mutants, whilst using perspective to shift Pit to a mortal. “Anybody else wanna go?” She held up the pistol in well? sort of way, only for the others to slowly slink off. “That’s what I thought,” she said.

Soran jumped to the side as Link swung his gigantic sword down towards him, only to have to jump up as the master swordsman swung it along the ground. Soran quickly backflipped out of the range of the sword once he landed once more. Soran quickly brought out his bow after sheathing his sword, quickly threading his arrow into his bow’s twine. In a flash, Soran let the arrow go, sending it straight for the Hylian’s chest, only to watch as Link lifted his sword and caught the arrow on the blade.

“Very well, we’ll do two handed!” Soran shouted as he put his bow away, taking out his Ebony Battle Axe once more. Link swung his sword about, bringing it down with lightning speed towards the unprepared Nord, who was left with little option but to block the attack with the aft of his axe.

Alice watched the mutants retreat behind a group holding some larger weapons, “Lovely,” she sighed as the rockets came racing towards her. She jumped, landing and rolling on the ground, and came up holding both pistols. Faster than the blink of an eye she reacted to the rockets, sending bullets directly into them, causing explosions multiple times before they ran out of rockets to fire. The debris and smoke cleared leaving her standing there, looking at them, before she spoke, “Well, come on then!”

“So how long did it take you?” Alan asked as he appeared behind her.

She raised an eyebrow, “The fight, or training?”

“Both in general, by the way have a cannon.” Alan said as he detach an arm as it morphed into a sound enhancement cannon. The essence human changed skill again as he suddenly grew bunny ears large enough for flight, gain B-cups breasts, and a dress like Cream the Rabbit.

Alice just stood there before sighing, “More people seemed to have gotten the genderswap fetish lately.”

“Oh, I’m sorry this form forces me into the form of whoever I copied.” Alan commented with a high pitch voice as she used powers to summon ghost-like chaos to attack the enemies. “This is basically my method for seek and destroy.” When one of them touched an enemy it exploded in a sphere of oblivion. The barrage continued until it cleared the remaining enemies as one appeared and snuggled with Alan.

Soran continued to strain under the force of the Hylian’s attack, beads of sweat beginning to form on his brow. Suddenly he began to smirk as he took in a deep breath. “Yol Toor Shu-” As he said the final word of his shout, a gigantic plume of smoke issued forth, sending him flying backwards, leaving his axe to fall to the ground in the process. Soran shook himself off, looking back towards the black cloud while he hacked puffs of black. “W-what the…?” Soran began, only to be cut off by another round of coughing as he stumbled back farther from the cloud. “The… what just happened?” Soran quickly drew his sword and pulled his pendant out while he finished his final few coughs. “Ria, can you explain?” Suddenly a blue, phantom woman appeared, holding the chain a bit lower, staring off towards the smoke as Link appeared.

“It appears your shout failed.” She stated simply.

“Yeah, noticed that, but why did it happen?” Soran asked, taking a few more steps back as Link put the Big Goron Sword away, bringing out his Master Sword and Hylian Shield. “Well shucks...” He breathed before putting the pendant back on as Ria disappeared.

“You two,” Alice said, “Get behind me.”

“Ok just let me get change first!” Alan shouted as she changed into sonic and ran behind her.

“Will do!” Soran shouted as he shot a fire bolt at Link with his free hand while turning to retreat, only to feel something grab his back and begin to pull him back towards Link. Soran slipped as the ground shot out from under him. Soran twirled in the air and saw the chain of the Clawshot drawing him in towards Link’s sword. “Crud...”

“I got you, just watch out!” Alice yelled, Soran squirmed out of the way enough to be fine as she clapped her hands together sending out a huge blast of sound that ripped things apart, knocked them unconscious, and other forms of damage. “YOU BITCHES JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK!” She yelled. Soran quickly detached the claw from his back, standing up while replacing his fire hand with his shield. Soran then looked at his hide buckler and then at Link’s Hylian shield, and then back at his before shrugging, putting his away and walking over to pick up the fallen Link’s superior shield.

“Sorry, but I need this more than you if I’m correct.” Soran said as he looked over to the unconscious Hylian. “Not like you’d argue even if you were awake...”

Alan quickly look over the fields of unconscious bodies as he spotted a kid. He dragged child to the group as he ask. “Who has rope or something to prevent this prick from moving?”

Alice tossed a rope that had come from nowhere to Alan.The essence human began tying the child up as he a flash hit his eye. He notice Discord with a camera as he examined the photo. “My, my, Alan I did not imagine you’re both S&M and a pedo.” He directed his attention to the others. “Hey, who wants a copy.” Alan tried to snatch them only for it to disappear. A photo was suddenly handed to each member on the group as he flew away. “Tsk, Tsk Painwuber sharing is caring after all. Imagine if you have became a genderbender model or childmolester.” He place a bandage on Alan’s mouth as the essence human began swearing at the chaos spirit, breaking into a run after the draconequus. Meanwhile the kid began to wake up and notice the group was distracted. He tried to escape only to find bullet shot near his head. He quietly sat back down as Alice wasn’t even looking while pointing the gun at him.

-One chase later.-

Discord was beaten down to a pulp as Alan directed to the “Alright you asshole, giving you mercy by letting you live.” Alan commented as he explained, “Death abandoned you in this hell, but I’m a good guy to not hold a grudge. So do you want to experience life again,” The spirit contemplated his options as Alan continued, “or do you want to be killed by chica here and sentenced to a hell involving doughnut sandwiches and I do not mean the good kind.” The ex-spirit cringed, thinking of the alternative, before he spoke.

“Fine, 1st option.” Alan felt glad it was over before Discord poked at his shoulder. The essence human look at him questionly as the chaos spirit pointed at a far direction. Alan saw something was heading towards them. It was a pinkie pie, yet a creepy pink aura surrounded her, and it had a grin larger than any pony should. “Dang it Xavex! Everyone knows it’s pinkie bloody HD! Just get on with it. Man Midnight and Quill where do you find these people?” Discord commented, only to receive a smack from Alice.

“Don’t break the fourth wall. Leave that to the Void Dwellers,” Alice said.

“His sister does it as well, you know.” Alan added as the pinkie is drawing near. “Is the fourth wall breaking business only strictly void dwellers?”

“Usually, though Pinkie and Discord do it here and there. He needs to learn to be funnier about it,” Alice said.

“ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT NOTICING THE DAMN THREAT COMING AT US!?” The ex-spirit of paper work practically screech.

“I am, but I’d rather just ignore it. They only get worse when you pay attention to them… like a lot of things on the internet really.” Soran said with a shrug.

Alice shrugged, “We’ve got it covered anyways. It’s not like idle chat will change anything.”

It is at this point, you, reader, should realize that Fourth Wall has been broken, fried, dipped in a gravy, and ground into a mash that you could feed to your cat or dog. Luckily Discord is forced to fix this shit up. “Wait what!?” You heard me fix it before all the pinkie’s in the mirror of the bloody multiverse came. Discord cringed by the thought as he picked a large window and commented, “You owe me, big time!”

-One reinstalling of a wall later-

Alright what’s the plan on taking down the threat?” Alan asked as he got into battle position. The pinkie pie was only 5 mins from contact. Discord removed the spirit from the battlefield to prevent distractions. “We are facing against a pink pony with dragon ball z powers.” He looked upon the two for advice.

“Not the way, I see it,” Alice pointed to her eyes. “Perspective Manipulation.”

“Alright so you know her weak spot? By the way, can I have my guns back?” Alan asked with a grin.

Alice shook her head before tossing the pistols to Alan, “Weakness, no. I can, however, change her abilities. It’s only a matter of perspective really.”

“So you need me and Soran to distract her?” Alan asked the adventurous woman as he change into his shadow skill sets.

“Nope,” she said, her eyes glowing once more and the approaching pony was suddenly, old, wizened, and no longer had her power. “Bit of an OP solution, but best to be quick.” Alan felt a bit bummed.

“That killed a dramatic and epic fight, but hey maybe we’ll get some cake?” Alan commented with a disappointed tone before turning to Soran. “So, which of us takes the kill?”

“Well, I have a level up pending, so you can take it if you want. Not sure if experience gained after a level up but before perk select actually counts.” Soran said with a shrug.

“Okay.” He quickly got near the pinkie who was wheezing rapidly as he came gave her a hug. The pinkie felt nervous at first until she embrace it. In that good moment, Alan quickly grabbed her head gently and in flash twisted her neck before she could react, only to notice an arrow was already sticking out of her head. She laid on the floor as the essence human closed her eyelids. “You are a special kind of person, aren’t ya?”

Alice winced, “Well then… Somebody must have pent up issues.”

“I’ll say.” Soran said while he put his bow away.

“Whelp I like to say thanks and wish I had my token with me.” Alan said before a omochao suddenly appeared beside him.

“Hello master.” It said spooking Alan. “I have come to your need.” Alan looked at the token strangely.

“How the bloody creations did you know I was here?” Alan asked before it zoomed up in front him creepily.

“Master we omochao know everything.” It responded before looking at the others. “I have a message for you two.”

Alice shrugged, “If it’s copy of his token, no need,” she reached into a pocket and pulled out Alan’s token. “I’ve got nearly everyone’s by now.”

“Okay so you know the words call on Harmony’s bi-” Alan quickly took his guns out and shot the robot.”tch” It ended as it replicated a copy for Soran.

“Alright we should go our separate ways unless you feel like meeting this universe’s Death?” Emerl asked as he made a portal back to Tartarus. “So feel like joining or should I say contracts yada yada.” He waited for them to respond.

Alice shook her head, “I’ve got a war among gods to deal with. So, maybe we’ll see each other again, someday.”

“Okay, hopefully near some ihop or something. Alice and Soran, our contract is complete. By the way, if you guys see a Discord, deck him in the halls.” Alan said as he gave a fist bump to both of them.

“Well, I guess this is a farewell until next time, then.” Soran said as a purple aura enveloped his arms while he removed the hockey mask, stowing it away.. Soran pulled a portal open in the air beside him before turning back to face Alan after a moment. “Oh, and Alan.”

“Yeah?” Alan said as he face the dovahkiin

“Soran is the Dovahkiin, Tyler is the man behind the powers.” Soran, no, Tyler, said with a smile.

Alan returned the smile with his own as he respond. “Nice to meet ya, Tyler. By the way, if you meet some large ponies, don’t judge them too quickly unless they do something stupid.”

Alice shrugged, “I’ve been in Equestria for a thousand years, no issues with them yet.”

Tyler gave a final wave before entering into the portal, closing it behind him.

Tartarus/Hell (Alan’s pov)

I’ve walked out of the portal after my farewells and now waiting for Death to come. That was the craziest moment in my life, meeting a powerful displacer who partly made this thing. I’m going to avoid telling people I’m connected to Essence the Musician unless they know. Since there will be those type of people who will be that dense for power. Though killing a fake pinkie like that seemed a bit off, yet I couldn't let the thing suffer. Part of me died doing that to her, yet if I hold back against evil bastards with familiar faces.......let's just say, I hope to avoid repeating this experience. I wonder if I did the right thing by ending her like that? I might visit a couple displace or Essence on Sundays from now on or therapy session to help sort this out. Anyway, I see Discord chatting with the ex-spirit or the ex-spirit hitting has head on a wall as Discord rambles. I pity the fool.

“That’s why Digimon will lose against Pokemon!” Discord determinately said as a red hat appeared on his head. The ex-spirit glared at the chaos spirit with disdain as he continued. “By the way, do you think Sym-biotic Titan should come back?” He was about ramble on until he noticed me. “ Painwuber, how are you? Kid and I were having a nice conversation.” He pulled the kid close to him as he tried to pry for freedom. I wonder how Death the Kid would react to Discord?

“I don’t even know what you are talking about!” The child yelled as he tried to run only for several chains to launch onto him and reel him back. Wow that is harsh man. “Stupid asshole hypnosis.” The kid grumbled.

“Um kid, do you even have a name?” I asked as the child gave me the silent treatment until Discord pulled out a feathers, a cannon, and cream whip. The child shiver as he sigh. Well damn wonder what happened to make him afraid of. On second thought don’t want to know.

“My name is Aldo, thrash!” The child named Aldo rudely said as Death entered through a portal with a sleeping Surprise. Wait Surprise exist in this era? Oh boy, I pray that she isn’t similar to pinkie because my conscious or should I call it my Jimmy can't handle . When suddenly she woke up and notice me, which I tried to greet in a kind manner.

“Hi Su-” I was cut off when my vision was covered in white fur and yellow mane. I felt my ribs being compressed by a pair of arms as I tried to wiggle out. I suddenly felt a cold hose water equal to a rapid current rush through our bodies. I was freed from the death hug. I saw her making pouts on Death who had a giant hose in his arms. He gestured the mare to ‘come here’ as she held her hoof saying ‘wait a minute’. She turned to me and spoke rapidly for me to comprehend.

“HimynamesSurprise.But,youalreadyknewthat.So,Nicetomeetyou,Alan.Iforgiveyouondoingwhatyouhadtodo.Butnexttimeyoushouldtrytolobotomizetheminstead.YouknowSimbaisanadorablekitty,right?Didyoulikedmygift?Iho-” Surprise was cut off Death used a long crane to pull her back. She was about fly until the deity placed a tag on her, then directed his attention to me.

“Sorry about that. She is sometimes too affectionate on first greetings.” I felt an omen by that statement especially with a ghost silhouettes party sign above the pegasus body. He gave me a glass orb containing a lot of souls and explained. “Here someone made a wager if you’d won,” Wait a wager? Some jackasses made a bet with my life on the line! “Though, I kinda hope you’d lost.” He seem to be grumbling that part as he asked and pointed at Aldo. “So why is he alive?”

“I spared him because he didn’t deserve it.” he raised an eyebrow as I explain. “You kinda abandon him to suffer instead of helping him.” Surprise broke through the tag as she suspiciously glared at her husband who sighed.

“You told me it was just burning old paperwork?” Surprise asked angrily. I was suppose to be a pyro janitor. Well, good to know. I wonder how the whole thing would have went if I summoned a couple of Displace to burn paperwork. I doubt violence would have happened except large explosions for wasting their time. They probably would have either tried to kill me or say fuck this shit and burn the realm down before leaving. I noticed an employee or is that a sinner from a far distance was being swallowed by paperwork. Well I'm lucky not to be that guy.

“Well abandon isn’t the right word for his predicament, but it was a good reason.” Death said as a giant screen appeared in front of everyone. It showed the spirit child organizing his office and paperwork as Death came into the room.

“Hey Aldo! How’s my chief organizer doing?” The past Death asked with an indifference tone.

“Good Sir! I’m almost done organizing the office and ready to use my handy, dandy typewriter to beat those crud paperwork.” The spirit said with determination in his eyes.

“That’s nice, but we upgraded the place with Tech. So it’s curtains for the old ways.” The old deity said as the spirit was baffled from the news.

“Wait! I can’t depart from from my pride and joy!” Aldo exclaimed in horror as he held his typewriter. “Why can’t we stay with the old ways?” The spirit asked as Death shrugged.

“Sorry, but it’s the way of progress. Besides people are dying more recklessly nowadays.” Death said nonchalantly as he gave a slip on free computer lessons to the soul. After a few hours, the deity found every computer smash as Aldo dress in torn clothes was yelling. “This system is a lie! I demand a revolution against the machines! Who is with me?!” The reaper look toward one of his gryphon servants for answers.

“Explain now!?” He demanded angrily as his narrow eyes buried to their soul.

“W.e.l.l sii.r,” The employee tried to explain before he sensed killer intent coming from the reaper. “we tried to teach him how to make a username and password.” Another computer was destroyed in the background as they pause to see Aldo riding on Cerberus. “Well he made a typo on his password and exploded when trying to log in. We tried to calm him down, but you know perfectionist know-it-all tried to prove it wrong.” The reaper had heard enough and decided to end this.

“Cerberus Halt!” Death commanded as the tri-headed dog stopped and stared at his master. Aldo noticed the change of events as he ran from his boss. The reaper stare blankly at the Aldo as he gave the command. “Cerberus fetch!” The demon dog started to gave chase.

The video continued the chase scene until Aldo ran to the mail disposal portal which obliterates the mails with damned energy. The video ended with Death staring at the portal before walking back to office as he told his minions. “Get someone to get the fool out while I do my job.” The reaper went on his desktop and ordered replacements on the next day.

“That’s how this shit happened.” Death stated as we glared at the fool who hid himself in shame. “Minions take this fool to the reincarnation chamber so he can bloody learn something.” Two skeletal warriors raised near Aldo as they took him in the further regions of the underworld. He attempted to escape until he was knocked out by a pink haired guy with a scarf and that was a Natsu Igneel. Why the hell is he here? On second thought, ignore it since a battle maniacs is the worst to deal with right now. We focus on the matter at hand. “Now any questions before I send you back.”

“So how was the date?” I asked disregarding the events going on in the living. What? I wanted to know why Discord was with me. The reaper glared at me with annoyance, especially when he is gripping Surprise’s mouth and holding her down.

“Out of everything you want to know. You choose my personal life?” Death asked with an eye twitch as the pegasus was close to freeing herself.

“I wanted to know why did you hand me this guy?” I retorted back while pointing at Discord.

“Simple reason, get the hell out before I turn you to Cerberus’s second anal bead!” Death respond threateningly. Before I could say anything else, a random guy dress in some yellow jumpsuit punched me. I saw only darkness after a while until an agonizing pain coursed through every part of my body. It felt like every atom in my body were receiving nutshots by an alicorn, then some bastard decided to stab it while setting the sensitivity to extreme high. I gave a horrified screech for 5 minutes until I’ve return back to my inner world.

30 mins later

I’ve waited for both of my residents to arrive, which I have to say boredom is a large annoyance. I went to explore the chambers of my inner city as everything was the same until I found random portals in the park. Each portal seem to linked into other worlds, yet I don’t know where to. I was about to put my hand in a purple swirling vortex until I felt the two arriving at last. Sukai and Sin were sitting on a bench as I walk towards them.

“So dipshit, got the souls from Death!” The asshole speaks as I took out the sphere in front of him. He was about to reach out for it until I intercepted.

“Tell me what plan do you have with them?” I told the prick in a serious tone. The idea of giving a guy equivalent to fleetway super sonic free power headbangs horrible idea. Besides, he made a bet with my existence, so I have more reason to object. He gave me a sadistic smile when suddenly my hands didn’t feel the sphere.

“You shouldn’t really hide a person’s winnings.” The prick was gloating the sphere in front of me as it vanish to wherever he keeps his stuff. “ Now I’m wondering how was your trip to Hell?” I gave a deadpan expression before cracking my knuckles and ready to kill this jackass. Sadly, Sukai was here to keep me back before I could strangle this guy.

“Can we focus on what happen to you?” Sukai asked as I explain as much detail that I can. I had mixed reactions, Sin was laughed like he has been told the funniest joke ever to exists, while Sukai had a little doubt. “Why would a mad god be-” I quickly cut him when I took out the book I got from Essence. “Oh dear Avalon, you do realize the dangers if you ever reveal your connections to that being.”

“Sukai I know if I yell out that I got a piece of her power, then I will be hunted down by insane dumbasses.” I replied with annoyed tone. God it doesn’t take even the most naive person to figure it out. Before I could focus on Sin, an enormous portal appeared in the center of the park as I could feel something abnormal like complete eradicated presence. The good news something is repelling the force back or rather erasing whatever silhouettes that tried to escape from it. All three of us were mind boggled until Sin resumed laughing even harder than before, especially when he nearly fell down as he voiced out.

“Oh dumbass, you will be interesting in the future if you keep meeting people like these. Now get the hell out!” The bastard suddenly appeared in front of me with a home-run bat and smack me back to reality. I hope this idiot didn’t cause any trouble when I was out.

Author's Notes:

Ok portions of the chapter was being cut off why? Is there a limit in chapters. On second though never put face expression unless it's from this site. Oh yeah, I've made a crossover with YoungQuillMaster and Midnight Chaos. YoungQuillMaster's displace story have no idea most likely a surprise, yet you have to ask. By the way he owns Tyler aka Soran the Dovahkiin while Midknight Chaos owns Alice(Voided Light), Essence(The Songs of True Madness), and the Cthulhu(son) that was with her.

Yes we put some reference( no duh). I'm sorry for those who wanted see Pinkie HD fight in some epic way, yet the perspective eyes saw the fight kinda long. Anyway, I made Surprise the wife of Death because I feel like it and they met in a past life. By the way, her past life involved being an alicorn and had cutemark involving a smile which indicates ????. Yeah I do not know because never thought about it.

Originally I wanted Harmony to be depress and almost emoish about the decisions she made, but I decided against it and probably do it a different day or never. Though the journal events during travel I might make a little spin-offs or mentions on later chapters. Back on track, the journal entries I've made were based on Harmony receiving memories of Tikal since the Master Emerald kinda reinforce things.

Now the ray gun was made to split into the original form of the being. Which let me say this how many displace stories involves using the elements to imprison or solve their problems against Displaced characters. So yeah it was easy to get data from it, yet she won't be keeping the gun since better someone would love to steal it. Yeah I imply a crossover with someone on that either for the guns destruction or using it for evil(mostly the destruction ). No one shall have the power to remove the displace form except the displacer, yet I wanted a little excitement.

I've also made a crossover with ShowStopper and Caith in Slender which I can't say much except Harmony takes a different form and Sin learns his place.

If someone wonders what happened to emler fudd, then remember Death said second anal bead. So connect them and tell me what would you have turned some jackass for interrupting your sex time after work.

If the links are screwy please tell me. Happy reading everyone