Author's Notes:

New Chap.

"Ass Blastin Bitchloid" I yelled.

Rainbow Dash was on the ground rubbing her head from the impact while I was imbedded in a tree. A fucking tree. I pulled myself out and engaged my right wrist blade. I then thought for a second and realized that if I killed Skittles then the whole of Equestria would be after me. I disengaged my blades and just simply punched her in the face effectively knocking her unconscious. I turned toward the forest and ran.

I reached the forest and kept running till I was hidden from view. Hidden… I faced palmed, I could have used my cloak but no I decided to pull a retard and forget about it.

I stopped and looked around. I saw a large cave and walked right in effectively pulling another retard act. Because standing there, EXTREMALLY pissed off was a large green dragon. Hey! I remember this dragon. It was the dragon that chased Spike and Twilight through the forest. Twilight's my fourth favorite pony other then Luna, Sunset, and Fluttershy.

"You look odd for a little pony." he said.

"That's cause I'm not a pony shit-head" I yelled up to him.

"What did you say to me!?" he said.

"Shit Head" I said it slowly like one to a baby.

This only served to make him madder as he attacked.

"Oh great." I said.

*SLAM*

*CRUNCH*

"Pauk"

I glared at him from where I was embedded in the wall. Fucking tail whipped me. Bitch. I ripped myself from the wall and engaged my plasma cannon and left wrist blades while getting my Combi stick in my right. I looked around and noticed several LARGE stalactites just above his head. I turned my cannon towards them and shot 4 times and they came crashing down onto his head. YES one went through his head.

"Oh shi--" was the last thing I said before getting fallen on by a massive dragon.

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*Slice, Chop, Crunch*

"Jesus Fucking Christ. Now THAT was a bad time" I said after slicing my way through the dragon's insides which took an hour. How I'm not dead is beyond me.

*Thunk*

"What the fuck?" I asked to no-one in particular.

I looked down at my feet to see COG tags at my feet. I picked it up and looked it over but nearly dropped it in surprise when it pretty much spoke to me.

*To those of you who defend the innocent then you may call upon Marcus Fenix to help you out in any sitchuation. Just ask aloud and hope I can come.*

"Huh. Alright then…" I said wondering just what the fuck this thing is. "Marcus Fenix come forth."

Suddenly a portal opened in front of me and I jumped back in surprise as a tall, muscular man walked out.

"You called?" He said.

"Uhhh, yeah?" I said.

"So you’re a Displaced then" He said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" I asked him.

"You might wanna sit down this will take a bit" he said as he dead-panned.

Then he explained what a displaced is and how most of us are sent here by that Merchant guy. As well as something about tokens.

"So now that that's wrapped up do you want me to show you how to make a token?" He asked me.

"Sure why not" I said nonchalantly but deep inside I was excited to see this.

"Alright now how to make a portal to get it out there… you basically will it to happen and a portal appears… well that’s all…" he said awkwardly.

I concentrated and suddenly a blueish blackish portal opened in front of me.

"Good now find a token" Marcus said.

I looked around till I saw a silver pendent. I picked it up and carved the mark of the warrior on it, the very same one that Scar burned onto Alexa's face.

"Good now say a few words and drop it in."

"To those who need a hunter of extraordinary skill, or if you just wanna hang out. I'm not on anyone's side… I'm but a PMC with no need of money unless you can pay me in donuts then that I would not mind one bit…hmm donuts…"

Yeah… I love donuts about as much as Pinkie likes Cupcakes. I then dropped it in and it sealed shut. I turned to Marcus.

"Well then… uh you wanna hang?" I asked.

"No sorry I've got something I need to do back in my universe, so if you can say "Our Contract is done" that would be cool…" he said.

"Alright… Marcus Fenix our contract is finished."

*Woosh*

Marcus disappeared in a flash of light and then I was all alone…

I sat down and sighed. I sit for a bit before getting up. I walk through the forest until I reach the old ruined castle. I walk in and look at the old tapestries adorning the walls. I walk into the throne room and sit on the throne. I fall asleep.

When I wake up it is early morning. I get up and stretch eliciting a couple cracks to come from my arms and back. I walk outside and into the forest for a bit. I stop when I see a couple timberwolves. I unsheath my wrist blades. I jump forward and rip the head off of one bringing a wood spine with it. I blink in confusion before shrugging. I put it on my belt as a trophy. I look at the other two before cutting one in half and throwing a disc at the other, decapitating it and catching it on the rebound and putting it on my belt. I walk back to the castle and sit down again.

I hear something in another room. I go and investigate. There I find the purple Unicorn Twilight and the also purple Dragon Spike. "Um, Hi?" I say.

She turns around. She screams and her horn lights up in attack.

"Fuck my life."