Slender

by Lord Krahtorra

Chapters

• Arrival
• 13
• happiness
• Sister
• Union
• Chaos

Arrival

I was finally here, my entire life has been leading up to this moment… I AM AT COMIC CON!  I was wearing my best Slenderman costume and was walking out of a changing booth when I noticed my red tie was missing.

“Damn…umm… let’s see…”

I looked to my left to see a merchandise stall. I figured I could at least look there for a tie and walked on over. There was a wide assortment of memoraphilia I could not place, and some that stood out like a sore thumb, like Cloud's Buster Blade, Gannondorf's head piece, a Keyblade; I even saw an Omnitrix, for Pete’s sake!

“Like anything you see?”

I jumped a little and looked behind me to find a man dressed like the Happy Mask Salesman holding a blood red tie with the Slenderman's symbol on its knot.

I nodded slowly and pointed to the tie. “That looks good, how much for the tie?”

I prided myself on the sound of my voice, thanks to the voice modulator I had put in my mask. I sounded like three people speaking at once, all in the same words, but in different pitches.

The merchant laughed and smiled. “Only too happy to give it to you, how does five dollars sound?”

I nodded and handed him five bucks before taking the tie and blacking out…

I came to in a large garden, looking at a statue of a creature I recognized from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. It was Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony. I slowly stood up and dusted myself off, only to notice that my arms felt unnaturally long. I looked down, and they were almost to the floor!

“Oh holy shit!”

It was then that I realized I haven’t blinked since I had woken up. I tried blinking, but nothing happened! I felt for my eyelids, AND MY FACE WAS FUCKING GONE!

“OH SWEET MARA, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!”

I then heard a male voice call, “Halt! Who goes there?”

I looked behind myself to see it was a tall anthro male unicorn. Wait… processing…

A UNICORN?!  So… wait… Discord, pony… I’m in MLP?!

The guard saw me and shouted in fear. (Honestly, I don’t blame him.) I ran away from him, or tried to, because the second I started going faster than a brisk walk I began teleporting all over the place. I eventually wound up teleporting to a bedroom that looked like it belonged to Luna. I looked around for a mirror, finding it in the bathroom down the hall. I did not like what I saw… I was the Slenderman. I had  paper white skin, no eyes, no mouth, no nose, no face at all… and worst of all, I had no way of getting home…

“By the Nine… I’m doomed…” I then began to cry, black liquid dripping from where my eyes should be and pooling in my hands.

I heard a mare’s voice calling out, “H-Hello? Wh-who’s there?”

I panicked and hid in a toilet stall, my feet up on the toilet seat as I tried everything I could not to be seen. She then came to the bathroom and knocked on the door.

“A-Are you okay?”, she called.

I realized, after hearing her voice again, it was Twilight that I was hearing. I sighed and stood up before walking out of the stall. “H-Hi…”

Twilight backed up. I noticed she was wearing what looked like a Japanese schoolgirl’s uniform and some glasses. She looked up to me and paled. “Wh-what are you?”

I looked down to the floor. “I don’t know anymore… I was a human, with a face and nose, mouth, eyes, all the good stuff… But now?” I sighed. “I don’t know anymore…”

Twilight looked to me sadly. “You poor creature…” She looked behind her and sighed. “Okay, come with me.” She held out her hand, and as I reached for it the Royal Guard from earlier burst in. He saw me and readied his spear, and threw it at me. Twilight gasped as the spear came toward me and jumped in the way, only for me to Slenderwalk in front of her and catch the spear in my hand.

“HOW DARE YOU ENDANGER A CIVILIAN!?” I Slenderwalked to him and grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, forcing him to look at Twilight, whom I did not notice was looking to me in fear. “LOOK AT WHO YOU ALMOST KILLED! FEEL YOUR RIGHTLY EARNED SHAME!”

My body was now emitting an aura similar to the static of a TV or camera as the stallion's nose began to bleed and he cried tears of blood. Twilight started to yell at me, “STOP IT! YOUR’E KILLING HIM!”

I gasped and let him go before backing up and running away, Slenderwalking from room to room until I was in the dungeon, and locking myself in a cell.

“In here… I can’t hurt anyone…”

[The next day…]

I woke up to the sound of someone opening the door to the dungeon. I looked over my shoulder to find it was Celestia.

“What do you want?” I growled.

Celestia looked to me angrily. “You almost kill one of my subjects and you take an attitude with me?”

I sighed. “I didn’t WANT to… that’s the problem… I didn’t WANT to…  I have no idea how to be safe around the ponies of your land… I got angry when a guard almost hurt the purple one… I should just stay here… can’t hurt anyone down here…” Whew… Almost said Twilight…

Celestia looked to me curiously. “You would imprison yourself willingly for harming another?”

I nodded. “Yes… I’m too dangerous…”

Celestia thought for a moment. “How about I have someone keep an eye on you? Make sure you don’t hurt anypony.”

I thought a moment. “Y-yeah… I’d like that…Wh-who do you have in mind?”

Celestia smiled. “How about the purple one you met earlier?”

I nodded. “I’d like that…”

13

I was walking with Twilight to the train to Ponyville. The local residents were staring at me fearfully as I made my way through the city, some even looking queasy after noticing I had no face, I then noticed that Twilight had not gotten her wings yet, so I must be earlier in the timeline than what I’ve so far seen… Twilight then looked to me and smiled, instead of trying to smile back, I gave a thumb up, I don’t want to know what the Slenderman smiling would look like, and I don’t want to subject Twily to that. “So… why are we going to this Ponyville place? Do you have friends there?”

Twilight nodded “My best friends, actually. If anyone can help you, it’s me and my friends.”

I paused and scratched my head “Help? Why do I need help?”

Twilight smiled “Well, it seems you need help controlling your magic and your temper, and all that you seem to own is that one suit, so-”

“I’m not removing this suit.”

Twilight looked to me curiously “What? Why?”

I sighed “I don’t want to, my suit is, as you said, the only thing I own, also, I don’t know if my… magic has stained this suit or not, and I REALLY don’t want to turn a pony into some sort of Slenderman copy out to kill me or something, I mean, how Cliché would that be?”

Twilight stared at me blankly “Okay then, nevermind the new clothes, but I’d still rather you got some magic training from me.”

I shook my head “No Twilight, I don’t think I can do the same magic as you.”

Twily laughed “Really? Because you have teleporting down pat already.”

I laughed “No, that was Slenderwalking, WAAAY different.”

Twily raised an eyebrow “How is it different, exactly?”

I sighed “One, the energy I use could kill a pony, two, if it didn’t kill them instantly, it would give them the lender-sickness, which is like radiation sickness but a slower more painful death. With Slender-sickness, you slowly lose all your hair, your fingernails and teeth fall out, and your skin peels off, it also comes with madness and suicidal depression, ending in a deadly coma.” Twilight blanched at the thought of this and I continued “Three, and the biggest difference, is that slenderwalking transcends space and time, I can go back and forth through time, and go anywhere I want…as soon as I figure out how to control it.”  

Twilight nodded “And… may I ask what was with the whole static thing?”

I sighed as we reached the train “That was my slender aura, it makes machines stop working, and from what I felt, it also cancels out magical energy.”

Twilight nodded “What else can you do?”

I scratched my head for a moment “Well…” I let out my slendrils and waved them around “I can use these, and my size and density can change at will…”

Twilight jawdropped “Okaay… you may want to put those away before you give someone a heart attack.”  

I nodded and retracted my slendrils before boarding the train and sitting next to Twily as the train began to pull out “Okay… so… how do you think your friends will react to me? I mean, a giant monster with no face does not exactly translate to big cuddly Love bug.”

Twilight paused at this, then looked to me as if she were about to say something to me, then paused again “How about I prep them for you?”

I sighed and nodded, waiting for the train to reach ponyville, deciding to just take a nap when we heard an explosion behind us, I looked behind me to find a pair of unicorns that I did not recognize “…Twily, I think we’re in some trouble.” I looked to the unicorns and saw that there was blood on their coats, it seems they have killed someone… “Twily? Can I kill them?”

Twily shook her head “No! Celestia wanted me to keep an eye on-“

I looked angrily to her “They are murderers, Twilight.”

Twilight faltered “Th-they killed somepony?”

I nodded “They are bad ponies, they might hurt somepony else.”

Twilight looked to me and then to the unicorns, which were getting closer, I could hear them laughing now, celebrating their kills, she sighed and closed her eyes “Do it…”

I slenderwalked to the unicorns, who whinnied in surprise before trying to cast a spell at me, only for it to fizzle and die upon reaching me, the unicorn to my left screamed “WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS THING?!”

I grabbed him and screamed in his face, my mouth tearing open before his face in a shower of black viscous saliva “I AM YOUR DOWNFALL!” I grabbed his other friend and released my slender aura full force, making them scream out in pain and vomit blood “NOW DIE!”

I readied an extra dense slendril and impaled them both on it before I felt a massive rush through my body, it felt as if I had just eaten a full meal of nothing but purest sugar, accept it was all the sugar high, and none of the stomach ache. I felt more alive than I have in years… and it terrified me… I cleaned off my slendril and retracted it into my back, concentrating and making my slender aura dissipate before turning to Twily, who was crying in fear “Wh-why did you take it so far?”

I sighed and sat down next to her, feeling altogether crummy “I… I don’t know…”

Twilight nodded before looking to the corpses and gasped “Th-The corpses! Look!” I turned to the bodies to see that they were dematerializing into black cubes that flowed into my shadow and melded with it, I felt stronger, fuller, better… I don’t like it…  

“It seems killing makes me stronger…” I sighed as the power settled within me and looked to Twily “Twilight, I’m scared as well, I do not like the monster I am becoming…”

We then touched down at the station I came off to find a Hockey mask that reminded me of a certain horror movie villain lying on the ground, I picked it up and felt a voice in my head, I then realized that I was speaking without realizing it "Rise! Rise Up Jason And Live Again!"

Suddenly out of nowhere the area was covered in mist and a very tall shadow slowly walked toward us. The shadow revealed one of most famous fictional killers in history. Jason Voorhees.

He was dragging a dead woman by the hair, upon seeing us he let go of her hair. Reaching into a pocket he pulled out a wooden sign that read as follows:

HI. YOU CALLED?

I stared at the dead woman, then to the man who I had viewed on the slashers so often "That Had best not be an innocent." My mouth began to show as a slight static aura began to show.

Jason merely tilted his head and pulled out another sign from the same pocket:

DEFINE INNOCENT. BUT IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION NO SHE WAS NOT.

I calmed down and let my mouth reseal and my aura died down "Good, else I'd of been royally pissed, people who kill for killings sake, or from carelessness really piss me off." I then paused a moment and looked to Twilight "Twilight, this is Jason Voorhees, one of the greatest killing forces from my home, along with me... I guess."  

Jason pulled out a sign that depicted a pair of eyes rolling then pulled out another sign that said:

HELLO TWILIGHT SPARKLE. AND CONTRARY TO WHAT SLENDERMAN SAYS I AM THE GREATEST KILLING FORCE. I HAVE THE HIGHEST BODY COUNT IN HORROR MOVIES.

I sighed "Yes, but only because no one has the balls to make movies about me, it's a shame, I'm told I am an excellent actor."

HEH. YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.

Twily paled and looked to us in horror "They make MOVIES about killing where you are from?!"

YES. THEY DO. AND IT IS QUITE LUCRATIVE. BUT THAT'S AN EXPLANATION/STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME. WHY AM I HERE SLENDY?

I shrugged "I found the mask and felt a voice in my head, next thing I knew I was calling you. Felt bloody weird."

Spike then ran up to Twilight from out of nowhere and stood between us "Don't Worry Twilight! I'll protect you!"

I looked to Jason for a moment "Hey, before we sort this out, I gotta ask, how do you know what signs to make ahead of time?"

WHEN WILE E. COYOTE ANSWERS THAT I WILL TOO.

I laughed and looked to Spike and tried transmitting the knowledge of my situation to him, I then made a shushing motion as he slowly calmed down, "Sooo... either of you play hoofball?"

I DON'T.

I shook my head and looked to Spike "Hey, buddy, tell me why you were running here in the first place."

Spike then pounded his palm in his fist like in an anime "Oh yeah! Twilight, You gotta help! The Diamond Dogs kidnapped Rarity!"

COOL! WHO WANTS TO LEAVE HER TO HER FATE AND GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM INSTEAD?

I glared at Jason "No." I then began briskly walking toward the Diamond Dog lair with Twilight and Spike.

HEY! I WAS JUST KIDDING. WAIT FOR ME.

Jason quickly caught up to us in only a few strides and pulled out a new sign. This one appeared to be rather worn and written in blood.

IS LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED?  

I smiled and nodded, reaching the lair within moments, I turned to Twilight and nodded "We will be back shortly." I then walked to the first hole I could find and found a Diamond Dog trying to seal the tunnel, I sent out a tendril and impaled him, absorbing his corpse even quicker than before as I slunk down the hole into the belly of the beast.

A sign appeared out of some mist and hit me in the face. It read:

SHOULDN'T YOU BE PLAYING YOUR THEME?

I shook my head "No, I don't want to scare Rarity. Besides, if the Dogs are scared shitless they won't put up a fight."

Another sign appeared

YOU DO REALIZE THAT RARITY WILL BE SCARED NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO. AND THE SONG INCREASES YOUR INTIMIDATION FACTOR. BUT WHATEVER. YOUR CALL.

I scratched my head absently as we got closer to the chamber where the Dogs were "yeah... but the first verse makes me sound like a pedophile..."

SNRK. TRUE. JUST DEAL WITH IT.

I sighed and began to play The song as I came upon the army of D-Dogs, I gestured to the small guys "I'll use him as a weapon, tear his arms off and bludgeon the others with them... what do you think?

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

Jason pulled out his trademark Machete and advanced on his own group of Diamond Dogs.

Meanwhile, I slenderwalked to the small one and ripped his arms off with my slendrils, bludgeoning his comrades with them until they were beaten and bloodied, before I could continue, I was dog piled upon, the Dogs wailing on me without mercy, I then remembered the Animeme wrap battle including Slendy and shouted "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" I then tripled in size and began sewing chaos among their ranks

Suddenly a nearby wall exploded revealing Jason holding up a sign that read:

WELCOME TO DIE!!!

The dogs all began running like wussies as I spotted Rarity cowering at a trolley, I slenderwalked to her and bowed "We have come to rescue you, madame Rarity."

Rarity fainted and fell on a couch that materialized from thin air alongside a rather dirty Pinkie Pie, who smiled "HI!"

I did a small double take "ANDRASTE'S EVER LOVING TITS! How'd you do that!"

Pinkie Pie then produced a pair of shades "Because YOLO, that's why."

THE HELL IS YOLO?

I sighed and facepalmed "It's short for You Only Live Once..." I guess Pinkie is even MORE unpredictable as an Anthro

Jason snapped the neck of one more dog before plunging his recently used sign straight through it's spine and planting it in the ground.

AS FUN AS KILLING DIAMOND DOGS IS THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER REASON WHY I'M HERE BESIDES TO RESCUE A RARITY.

I scratched my head a moment "Well... I COULD use an explanation of what the hell is going on... I bought a tie from a merchant at Comicon and I woke up in the royal gardens... Also, I really fucking miss blinking."

UGH, THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW NOW OR WAIT TILL WE GET OUT OF HERE?

I sighed "I guess I can wait, but...I don't suppose you know anyone who sells magic masks, or some crap that will give me  EYES! Again, Blinking, miss it."

Jason walked over to me and pulled out a marker, drawing a pair of eyes and a smiley face on me.

BETTER?

I sighed and wiped off the marker "You suck..."

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I MAY KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP WITH THAT. I'LL TELL YOU AFTER I DEBRIEF YOU.

I nodded and picked up Rarity and walked to the tunnel I slid down, climbing it Doc Ock style with my slendrils. I then dropped Rarity in front of Twilight who was waiting outside "Take her to a hospital, who knows what those Dogs did to her.".

INSERT LEWD JOKE HERE.

I sighed and then turned to Pinkie, who was riding on my back "You can get off now, and you," I turned to Jason "are a pervert."

GUILTY. MORE OR LESS.

Pinkie smiled and got off before looking to us and gasping before jumping, which, as I noticed with a blush, did VERY interesting things with her breasts. "I know! I should throw you guys a party!"

NOW WHO'S THE PERVERT > : )

I looked to Pinkie and sighed "Bring booze..."

AND A SCREEN. I'LL PROBABLY NEED A SCREEN.

happiness

HEY SLENDY. DO YOU MIND IF I ASK A PERSONAL QUESTION?

I shrugged as we walked through Ponyville, on the way to Pinkie's Party. "As long as it doesn't have to do with my sex life, it's fine."

WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WERE YOU A BOY OR GIRL?

I sighed "I was a man named Jeremy Farkness... I don't even know If I have junk anymore... I have no sense of touch now..."

YOU SURE DO SIGH A LOT. ANYWAY FAQ TIME WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW FIRST?

I thought a moment "How the hell did I get here and why am I slendy? I don't want to be slendy, I LIKED me."

IGNORING THAT LAST PART. YOU ARE PART OF A COLLECTIVE KNOWN AS THE DISPLACED. AS FOR WHY YOU ARE HERE, NO ONE KNOWS FOR CERTAIN BUT THE COMMON THEORY IS SHITS AND GIGGLES.

I growled "OH, WELL THAT'S FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC! Put some suicidally depressed autistic guy in Slenderman's body! JUST ASK FOR CHAOS!"

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS.

I looked to Jason as we reached our destination "Who is he?" I wanted to know so I could PERSONALLY make him suffer.

Instead of a sign Jason pulled out a medium sized notebook and began writing in it. Jason finished writing and presented what he wrote to me.

THE MERCHANT IS A BEING WHO COMES FROM THE VOID WHICH IS THE THING THAT ALLOWS US TO TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT EQUESTRIAS AND SEND OUT TOKENS (EX. MY HOCKEY MASK) TO OTHER DISPLACED. THERE ARE MULTIPLE THEORIES ABOUT WHY S/HE/IT DOES THIS. SOME SPECULATE IT'S TO SOW CHAOS AMONG THE WORLDS, OTHERS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. ANOTHER THEORY PUTS HIM/HER/IT IN A MORE POSITIVE LIGHT AND SAY IT'S TO SAVE EQUESTRIA OR WHATEVER THE HELL THE NAME OF THE PLANET IS FROM SOMETHING/S THAT WOULD WIPEOUT IT'S INHABITANTS. STILL OTHERS SAY IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE "VICTIMS" THEMSELVES.

I looked to Jason curiously "Any chance that I could make a Token?"

YES. ALL YOU NEED IS YOUR LATENT MAGIC TO CREATE ONE. BE SURE IT'S AN ITEM RELATED TO YOUR CHARACTER AND INCLUDE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE IT. THEN SIMPLY TOSS IT INTO THE VOID.

I focused on my palm as a red drop of liquid appeared in it, then another, and another, until my hand was dripping crimson red. it then began to solidify into some sort of red metal in the shape of  Slenderman's mark... my mark. "How do I access the void?"

USE ONE OF YOUR TENTACLES TO CHANNEL YOUR OWN INDIVIDUAL VOID MAGIC AND CUT A RIFT IN SPACE. THINK OF IT LIKE A LOCALIZED VERSION OF SLENDERWALKING.

I nodded and let out a slendril before I focused on the strange energy I felt tingling in my palm, focusing it into my slendril and slashing out with it, I then looked to the Token in my hand and spoke "I am he who walks the Path To Dawn, Slenderman. Call my name and I shall come to thy aid, but beware, if thy heart is dark, I shall strike thee down."

Jason held up a sign that depicted an ear of corn and a bent leg with an arrow pointing to the knee.

"Shut up Jason, no one LOVES YOU!" I then threw it into the void and closed it

Jason merely shook his head. And pulled out another sign:

ANYWAY WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

I smiled, disturbing some ponies that were near Pinkies place, what was it called? Oh yeah, Sugar Cube Corner "Tell me who can help me get a face."

AH. WELL THERE ARE TWO "PEOPLE" I KNOW OF. THE FIRST IS A GUY NAMED TARAKUDO. HE IS THE ONI KING OF THE SHADOWKHAN. HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU AND IS MOST LIKELY TO BE BOTH WILLING TO HELP YOU AND THE LEAST LIKELY TO PULL ONE OF THOSE HIDDEN FEES/SMALL PRINT TYPE DEALS ON YOU. THE NEXT IS MAKUTA BUT I WOULDN'T ASK HIM FOR HELP IF I WAS TRAPPED IN THE DESERTS OF SADDLE ARABIA,  MORTALLY WOUNDED, ON THE VERGE OF DEHYDRATION AND STARVATION WHILE POISONED.

I nodded and shrugged "I was thinking of getting something like from the Majora's Mask verse? I don't know, a mask that makes me an anthro Earth Pony?

TARAKUDO MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF, YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK HIM FOR THE DETAILS. BUT BE PREPARED, I DOUBT HE'D BE WILLING TO DO IT FOR FREE.  

I nodded and slenderwalked back to the diamond dog lair, grabbing a large jewel that fit snugly in my fist, then slenderwalked back to Jason "How about I put some of my power into this? Should allow whoever holds it a one time slenderwalk."

Jason shrugged.

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET HIM BEFORE WORRYING ABOUT PRICES. REMIND ME AGAIN WHY WE ARE HERE AND NOT OUT THERE LOOKING FOR ENEMIES TO BUTCHER?

I shrugged "Because Pinkie invited us to a party and I have a crush on her?"

Jason held up a sign that had HA HA 10x on it.

REAL CUTE. WELL IF ANYONE IS INTO THAT TYPE OF THING IT WOULD BE HER. BUT IF YOU DO MANAGE TO SCORE SEND ME PICTURES.

I sighed both sadly and disgustedly "I doubt she'd be into me, and NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU PICS!"

RELAX I WAS KIDDING. IT MAY BE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN AROUND THE QUEEN OF LOVE  FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS THAT I'LL SAY THIS. IT IS NOT DOOMED FOR FAILURE. AT LEAST NOT RIGHT AWAY. SO CHEER UP AND GIVE IT A TRY AT LEAST. YOU'LL HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT IT THAN ME.

I nodded "I guess, and hey, you can probably get the girl too, as long as you lay off on the pervy stuff." I then pointed to the salloon style door "How about we go in there and get freaky?"

Jason stopped in his tracks, grabbed me by the shoulder and forced me to look at him as he took off his mask.

DO YOU THINK ANY LIVING BEING WOULD GO FOR A FACE LIKE THIS??!!!!

I slenderwalked us to an empty alleyway and opened my mouth and eyes, showing the angry form of Slendy "HoW aBoUt Me? "

BETTER A FACE EMPTY OF EXPRESSING THEN A FACE THAT LITERALLY MAKES YOU WANT TO PUKE UNTIL YOU DIE.

I shrugged and closed my eyes and mouth "Eh, we both have our issues. I think that if I, a demon of madness, death and chaos have a chance, than a revenant could get some. Now let's party."

NOT MUCH OF A PARTY PERSON BUT I'LL TRY. Jason put his mask back on.

I then slenderwalked us to Pinkie's party and surprised the living daylights out of Fluttershy "EEP!"

I held out my hands placatingly "Shh, shh, it's okay..." I took a knee and made myself as small as a bunny, which calmed down Fluttershy considerably. I then spoke calmly "I'm going to get into my normal form, now. Okay?"

Fluttershy nodded and stepped back as I grew back to my normal form, Pinkie then saw me and Jason and smiled "Heya guys, how ya doing?"

I blushed and looked to the ground "I-I'm good." She was wearing a very nice looking gypsy outfit, complete with Bangles and bandana, she looked... really good... I shook my head and slenderwalked to a chair and sat down before I made a fool of myself.

Pinkie looked to Jason worriedly "Is he okay? Did I hurt his feelings?!"

Jason's hand twitched  a bit as he stared at Pinkie and held up a sign.

I'M FINE. I JUST HAVEN'T PARTIED IN A WHILE SO I'M A BIT NERVOUS.

Jason coughed and went to sit by me. His hand continued to twitch until Jason slapped it with his other hand.

I looked to Jason with concern "Are you okay?"

SORT OF. IT'S THE TRUE JASON IN ME. HE WANTS TO KILL PINKIE. WELL, ANY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE REALLY BUT I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

I nodded "I'm happy I don't have to deal with the real Slendy, I don't think I'd stay sane..." I then looked to myself "I wish I was a stallion... There's no way... I'd just make a fool of myself... I don't want to deal with it..."

I WAS GOING TO WAIT UNTIL LATER BUT...

Jason handed me a card with a Demon's face on it.

THIS IS TARAKUDO'S TOKEN. WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT CALL HIM. TELL HIM JASON SENT YOU AND HE MIGHT GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT.

I nodded and awkwardly shook Jason's hand "Mind Stalling for a bit while I do some shopping?"

NOT REALLY, BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE ME KILLING  SOMEONE?

"I don't know, play charades, spill something on Raritys dress, something."

Jason sighed, got up and initiated a game of charades. Meanwhile I slenderwalked to an open field and took out the token, I then held it Persona style and called Tarakudo's name. "I SUMMON THE KING OF THE SHADOWKHAN TARAKUDO!"

A dark portal opened up and a tall slender figure stepped out of the corridor of Darkness. It was Sunset Shimmer.

"Who dares invoke the name of Tarakudo?"

I raised my hand "I asked a Jason Voorhees for assistance in procuring a magic mask, I need a way to become an Earth Pony." I took out my gem  "I am willing to pay any price."

Sunset Shimmer raised a brow. "Any Price?" Sunset asked.

"Let me specify, I will not kill an innocent, or harm one in any way, but anything other than that is fair game."

"Very well. Specifics please. Color of fur, mane, etc."

I nodded "I would like to be a golden yellow coat, toxic green mane, red eyes, and a cassette tape as a cutie mark, what must I pay for this?"

Sunset thought a moment.  "Your soul." she said finally.

I thought a moment "If I give you my soul, do I have your word you will not use it to harm another?"

Sunset smirked and began to laugh out loud.

"Sorry. I'm just BSing you. He doesn't want your soul but unfortunately you caught us at a bad time. And we can't think of an appropriate price at the moment. But my fellow lord and liege is willing to lend it to you until he is ready for proper payment."

I nodded before taking my gem out "Take this as my way of saying thank you, it has no tie to our bargain."

"What is it?"

"It is a gem laced with my power, use it to do a one way slenderwalk, it will take time to cool down, however, so be sure you are careful where you go, and say hi to Flash for me."

Sunset scowled for a moment before taking the gem and putting it away in her pocket. She then put her hands in the air as if holding on to something and began to chant. After three minutes of chanting a mask that looked exactly like I had describe to her appeared in her hands. She looked at it for a minute in order to make sure it was up to snuff. Satisfied she handed it to me. "In order to take it off just say "Long live Lord Tarakudo", add a bit of your magic and then pull." Sunset then levitated the mask to me.

I nodded before pausing "I'm sorry, Sunset, that you had to be alone for so long,no one deserves that."

Sunset nodded. "I have Lord Tarakudo now and soon I shall be Queen of the Shadowkhan. And then Celestia will no longer pity me."

I smiled sadly "She never had, I know she loves you, she loves all ponies, but I know, she was saddened by your leaving, she kept the mirror back to Equestria unblocked in hopes of you coming back."

"And yet she replaced me with a runt of a pretender."

I frowned "She accepted friendship from others and did not manipulate them to get what she wanted, remember, I am from a world that watched your own, I know a few things."

Sunset smirked. "Oh yes. Lord Tarakudo informed me about this. But either way it doesn't matter now. I have a new purpose in life. A new purpose and a new power. I want to ask you something now."

I nodded "Ask away."

Sunset smiled deviously,"Who is she? It's not often one is willing to sell their soul for an item like this.What if I had been serious?"

I blushed "I would of given it for a chance to be with her without endangering her... She is my worlds Pinkie..." I sighed "Even if it didn't work out between us, I'd want to be capable of being with one of them..."

Suddenly a sign appeared out of some mist with a picture of an ear of corn, a bent leg with an arrow pointing to the knee and a slice of cheese.

Sunset chuckled. "I see. Though I should warn you, you might experience an increase in aggression occasionally. As it is based off of ten oni masks. When I learn how to remove that flaw I'll let you know."  

I nodded and waved goodbye to Sunset Shimmer "Thank you, and I hope I'm invited to the wedding."

Sunset opened another portal, walked through, and before it disappeared she went "Wait,What?!"

I smiled and laughed "Spoilers." I then slenderwalked to the party to find Jason sitting down surrounded by muggs of cider. He raised a sign that read:

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU GOT BACK! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

I smiled and held up my mask "I got it... I got it!" I slipped it on and my body morphed into that of an anthro ponies, looking exactly as I described and wearing my slendy suit.

Jason held up a sign that had a smiley face on it and the sentence GOOD FOR YOU. Underneath it.

I then looked around to see that everyone was in the middle of drunken revelry, except for Pinkie, who was sitting depressed at a bar counter, I walked over to her and smiled "Hey, what's the matter?"

Pinkie sighed "I upset a new friend I could of made and I don't think he wants to be my friend anymore..."

I nodded and sat next to her "Did he wear a suit and tie like this?"

Pinkie nodded and smiled sadly "He acted funny whenever I was near him... it was silly."

I smiled and laughed before saying "Long Live Lord Tarakudo." and put some of my magic into it before taking it off, reverting to my old form "I got a magic mask so I wouldn't be dangerous to be around."

Pinkie gasped "B-but why did you think you had to do that?"

I blushed "I wanted to ask you out..." I then turned to Jason "You might want to go home now... I think this may get loud."

Pinkie gasped and began speaking really excitedly and hugging me, I could not make out what she was saying exactly, but I think it was a yes, as she was kissing me repeatedly on the cheeks

Jason's hand began to twitch again and move slowly to his Machete but stopped at the last minute and went limp.

I looked to him sadly "Maybe...maybe I can find someone to seal your inner Jason?"

Jason shook his head.

NO. ALTHOUGH IT PAINS ME, IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ANY OF THE FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES YOU'D KNOW TRYING THAT WOULD BE A REALLY, REALLY BAD IDEA.

I nodded, then sighed "I hope you find happiness Jason. Wherever your travels take you..."

SPEAKING OF TRAVELS WHAT'S THE TIMELINE HERE?

I smiled "Right before Dog and Pony Show."

GEEZE. YOU ARE REALLY BEHIND. SO THAT MEANS OPTION ONE IS OUT. THAT LEAVES TWO AND THREE.

I put on the mask again and smiled as I returned to my preferred form "I hope those lead you to happiness, my friend."

HMPH. YOU ARE SUCH A SAP. YOU REMIND ME OF A FRIEND OF MINE BACK BEFORE I BECAME JASON. ; )

Twilight teleported next to me "Wait, he wasn't always Jason?"

I did a spit take of my cider "Where the hell were you?"

Twilight blushed "Listening in from under the counter..."

WHY?

Twilight blushed "I was trying to avoid a drunken Pinkie!"

I laughed "Pinkie didn't drink a drop, though."

Twilight shivered "I don't wanna take any chances..."

SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.. ANYWAY IT'S BEEN FUN BUT I REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS HAND OF MINE BEFORE....WELL, YOU KNOW. SO UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED I MUST GO.GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE..

Jason stood up, walked into some mist and disappeared.

I smiled sadly "Goodbye, my friend."

Sister

I was walking along the outskirts of the Everfree forest, pacing back and forth as the intangible pull it had on me grew in intensity. It had been a few months since Pinkie and I had started dating, and things were going great. Yet... the longer I stayed, the more this forest attracted my attention. I was also hearing the voices that tortured me back when I was transformed. They whispered at first, so faint I couldn’t even make out what they were saying, but as time went on, they grew louder and louder, until every time they spoke I would get a splitting migraine. They demanded that I kill innocent ponies, ponies that I KNEW wouldn’t ever hurt  the good… I have been steadfast in my resistance… but I don’t know how much longer I could last…

I looked to my watch (a gift from Pinkie that she even resized to my wrist) and gasped, it was almost time for our date today! I slenderwalked to the restaurant where we had agreed to meet: a modest pizza place with really good fried zucchini. I saw Pinkie come skipping down the road and I could not resist smiling, but was careful not to show my teeth. She sat down in a booth and I sat next to Pinkie and smiled, happy to be out on a date with her. We've been spending increasing amounts of time together and I had even gotten a job as security at the bakery, mostly dealing with kids trying to steal candy and helping keep the place safe to bake in, keeping burglars and recipe thieves out, really helps that I don't need sleep. I looked to Pinkie, the twinkle in her eyes mesmerizing me

"So... um... Pinkie..."

Pinkie smiled and kissed me on the cheek "Yeah Jerry-Cherry?"

I smiled, once again happy I learned to hide my teeth as I nervously fidgeted with my tie "What was the reason you said yes to going out with me?"

Pinkie smiled "Well, I like how nice you are, and you are really cute when you aren't wearing that mask, and-"

I looked to Pinkie doubtfully "You... like my natural look?"

Pinkie nodded "Yeah! It's super cool and strong! And besides," She whispered sensually into my ear  "I like my stallions tall..."

I blushed and kissed Pinkie on the cheek, right before the voices slammed into my skull full force

“THE FOREST! GO TO THE FOREST! KILL ALL WHO STAND IN YOUR WAY!”

I slumped in pain as I clutched my head, Pinkie looking worriedly to me “Jerry! Are you okay!?”

I nodded “I… I think I need to go….” The urge to kill was growing, I didn’t want to hurt anypony, I had to get out of here!

I quickly slenderwalked to a random location, finding myself in a clearing in the Everfree, about fifteen miles from Ponyville's border with the forest, I found a large scythe in it’s center, stuck in a dead tree, it was an odd scythe as it had not one, but four blades, each forming a ninety degree angle with the next, and seemed to be made entirely of a pitch black metal, with a red light reflecting off of it, I looked to the ground and saw a giant Slenderman mark as well, along with runes in a language I did not recognize, these runes also running along the length of the blade… I walked to the scythe and grabbed it, screaming in pain as the voices grew to unbearable levels as my suit changed, my tie becoming an ascot and my business suit becoming a duster, and my slendrils became harder, almost chitinous. I began speaking, or more accurately, the voices spoke through me… calling to what I could feel was another displaced. I could also feel my resistance to the voices commands weakening, my vision blurring as a rift opened in front of me, and out  fell a female Slendy.

Third POV

Lisa was walking with Twilight and the others back to Ponyville so that not only could she get introduced to the town but also so she could have her party. Fate however, had other plans for her. A portal to the void suddenly opened underneath her, and she fell in.

"SHIT!" Twilight and her friends looked at the portal as it closed.

"LISA!" Applejack dove at the portal just as it closed. She hit the ground in frustration.

"Don't worry Applejack! She's just going to meet a new friend!"

"And how do ya gather that Pinkie?"

"My Pinkie sense!" Pinkie then bounced away like nothing happened. The others just watched the spot, where Lisa disappeared.

Meanwhile, Lisa was falling through the void.

'Wonder who summoned me?' She didn’t have to wait long as another portal opened up and she fell through. When she fell out, she saw who summoned her. It was slenderman.

"Oh hello! Now who might you be?"

[1st person POV, Jeremy]

I staggered a little, my eyesight still blurry as I looked to her, a black mist rising from my body. “I...I’m Jeremy…” I felt the voices recede in their killing mantra “Why aren’t the voices telling me to kill you? I don’t want to hurt anyone, tell me how to get these voices to shut up!” I grabbed my head in pain with my left hand, my right still holding the scythe “Th-they won’t shut up! They tell me to kill good ponies! I DON’T WANT TO HURT INNOCENTS!”

“Oh, so the voices have already started for you now huh?” I nodded

"Yes, have they for you?" The Slender Woman nodded.

“Yeah, a long time ago. I eventually found a way to get them to stop.”

“How?”

“Self solitude. I sealed myself in a cave for a hundred years, building up resistance to the voices and mastering my abilities.”

“Self solitude? For a hundred years?”

“Yep although, I’m guessing you don’t have that kind of time do you?” I shook my head. “Thought so. Hmm, well there is one other way.”

“What? Tell me! I’ll do anything.”

“I need you to get mad.”

“WHAT?! WHY?!”

“So I can beat your inner Slendy into submission.”

I sighed before focusing on my memories from before I became slendy, the things I had lost, the people and loved ones I would never see again. My mouth appeared, and so did my dark Slendrils. Now, I could only watch as my body moved on it’s own. My body charged and threw a punch. The new slendy just dodged the punch by moving her head to the left before leaping to the right to avoid my scythe/spear, I think I’ll call it a meta scythe

“By the way-” my body threw another punch, which she dodged by moving her head to the right, “my name’s Lisa.” My body roared in anger and started to use my Slendrils to attack. She just dodged the attacks effortlessly.  Her movement was lightning fast. I couldn’t even see her move as she dodged. My body swung my scythe again, and one of her Slendrils caught it.

“Planning to attack me with your little farmer’s toy? HA, cute.” My body just got angrier as it slammed my scythe on the ground. Upon doing so, black cracks formed in the ground, and spread out to the forest. I could suddenly feel the connections of three different beings, and they rushed to help my crazed body. When they came out of the bushes, I saw that they were timberwolves. My body barked an order through the new connection, which worked like a hive mind. The wolves then leaped at Lisa, and I thought she was about to eat it but she just backflipped into the air. Using her tendrils of darkness, she shot them out at the ground, allowing her to not only impale the three timberwolves, but also to balance herself in mid air. She positioned herself so she was looking at the ground, but she also looked like she was standing on air.

“Aw, trying to attack me with your little wolf proxies. That’s so adorable!”

My body roared as giant arms made of slendril material  grew from the ground, swiping at Lisa and grabbing her by the limbs as I began to change further, my bodies rage growing further as I fought for control, while my body was fighting Lisa I was wrestling with my inner Slendy in my mindscape I began to overpower him as I screamed in rage “I WILL NOT LOSE MY BODY TO YOU!”

Lisa started to notice her opponent was slowing down.

“Hey, if you’re fighting your inner Slendy right now you need to stop! It’s not beaten into submission yet! Besides, I’m having fun!”

I stopped. She was having fun? I watched as my body brought her to the ground, but she slenderwalked just before she hit the ground. My body stopped, confused.

“Boo.” Suddenly, one of Lisa’s Slendrils burst through my stomach. My body’s head slowly turned to look at her. Even though she had no facial features, I could swear I saw a creepy smile on her. “Had enough yet? I mean, look at you. You tried your hardest but I beat you senseless without even trying. Now, this is just your body Slendy. I hate to see what the person that’s in control could do to your mind if you kept at this. And if you’re not afraid of that, then think of what I could do should he let me in.” I could feel my inner Slendy retreat into my head, and give me control. Lisa pulled out her Slendril, and I fell to my knees, gasping for air.

I looked to her as the voices became silenced and my wound sealed itself “I can’t thank you enough…” I then stood up and looked to my claw scythe, wondering who left it there… I then looked to it quizzically, wondering how the hell I was supposed to waltz into town with this bloody death dealer in tow, but right as I began to wonder that, it disappeared! It was as if it was a keyblade from kingdom hearts! I then willed it back, and it just reappeared out of thin air!

“No problem. I had fun kicking your inner Slendy’s ass anyways.”She then noticed memaking my claw scythe appear and disappear at will “Huh, interesting weapon.”

I looked to Lisa “Umm… mind if I go with you? I’d like to learn how to use my slendy powers better…” I looked towards ponyville regretfully “I don’t think I should go back yet… I almost hurt Pinkie…”

Lisa nodded. “Yeah that’s fine. Your inner Slendy should stop bothering you from now on. If it does, hold this up.” Lisa held out her hand. In it, was a black marble, with a circle that was crossed out on it. I took it, and held it up to my face. Upon doing so, a message played.

Hi! My name’s Lisa, and I’m the Slenderwoman! If you ever need someone to help take out your enemies, or just a cool girl to hang out with, just throw the marble at the ground and I’ll arrive shortly.

I smiled “If you ever need my help, take this and call my name: Jeremy Farkness.” I let the crimson material flow from my hands again, forming a crimson red medallion in the shape of the slenderman’s mark. I handed it to her and it’s message played:

“ Greetings, child, press my symbol into the ground, and I will come to thy aid, but beware, if wickedness lie in thy heart, I shall strike thee down…”

“Ooo, went for a Luna style huh? Nice.” Lisa tossed the item behind her, and a portal opened and swallowed it up. I looked at her quizzically. “What? Oh, I have a friend that can control portals. Whenever I get a token, I just toss it and a portal puts it into storage for me.”

I nodded and waited for a bit, trying to think of what to say “Ummm…. you wanna go meet my world’s Pinkie? She’s really cute.”

“Sure, I could always go for meeting a new Pinkie.” We began to walk to Ponyville. As they did, I spoke up.

“So how in Arawn’s name did you dodge me so fast?” Yeah, I worship Celtic gods, deal with it.

“Huh? Oh that. It’s a trick I developed called Slender Dodging. Basically, I’m not actually moving that fast. I’m just slenderwalking a short distance. Small enough so it’s instant. That, combined with me changing positions to look like I’m dodging, makes it seem to my opponents that I’m a lot faster than I really am.”

I nodded before I realised something and facepalmed “We could of just slenderwalked to the restaurant in front of sugarcube corner… God I’m dumb.”

“Eh don’t worry about it. I barely use my slenderwalking unless I have to. I prefer to actually walk everywhere. Gives me a good exercise.”

I nodded as we reached the restaurant, only to find that Pinkie was not there, I looked around to find Applejack running towards me. I waved to her only for her to run up and try to punch me. Lisa however, caught the punch.

“And why is Applejack attacking?”

I shrugged “Maybe she thinks I’m a tree?”

AppleJack whinnied in rage “I don’t think y’all are a tree! Y’all are a two timing Varmint who went n’ made Pinkie cry just so y’all could get with this whore!” Lisa took offence to that.

“Okay one, I’m not a whore. That’s just rude. And two, had he not left he could have killed Pinkie.”

I looked away in shame as AJ looked blankly to me “Wha? Wh...why?”

I teared up, black liquid dripping from where my eyes were supposed to be “It was my inner Slenderman. I… I ran away so I wouldn’t hurt her…” Lisa put an arm on my shoulder.

“Yeah, had he not left, a lot of ponies would have died. He called me up so I could beat his inner Slendy into submission. Now it’s under control.”

AJ looked to me in shame “I’m sorry I nearly decked ya.” Lisa giggled.

“Yeah, that looked like it would have hurt. Luckily his big sister Lisa was here to protect him.”

I paused a moment, thinking of how we basically were related, both by our new bodies AND by our fast growing friendship. I then  smiled and nodded “Thanks, nee-chan, let’s go see Pinkie… hey, mind helping me practice something for Pinkie, Lisa?”

I leaned in and whispered into her ear “I want to go steady with her…”

“Aw,” she cooed, “my little baby brother wants to get intimate with his crushy-wushy!”

I blushed and gently slugged her “Jerk, just tell me if this ring looks good….” I was about to take out the ring, but Lisa stopped me.

“Wait! Pinkie is looking our way so don’t pull out the ring! I don’t want her to think you’re proposing to me.”

I stiffened up and looked around until I saw Pinkie, sitting at the steps to Sugarcube Corner, her hair flat and her eyes dripping with tears, I slenderwalked to her, “Pinkie, I’m so sorry! It’s not what you think!”

Lisa walked to us. “Yeah, I’m not dating him. He had to leave to protect you.”

Pinkie sniffled cutely “R-really?”

Lisa nodded. “Yeah, if he hadn’t left, you might have gotten seriously hurt by his inner monster. But don’t worry, I beat it into submission. Now you two don’t have to worry about it!” Lisa gestured for me to kneel down.

I nodded then kneeled and took out a ring box, unveiling a ruby ring with Onyx and Marble overlay, bringing to mind my personage. “Pinkamena Diane Pie, for as long as I’ve known you, you’ve made me happy. You were the first one to accept my true form, and you liked me for who I was. We’ve spent only a few months together, yet I already need to know the answer to the most important question in my life. Will you do me the honor of becoming Pinkamena Diane Farkness?”

Pinkie began to tear up all over again, this time from joy I hope “Y-Yes! Yes I will marry you!” Lisa began to cry too, but she had actual tears.

“Oh my god my little bro is getting married!” Pinkie jumped into my arms and hugged me. I hugged her back, and Lisa just added to the group hug.

“I know I’m supposed to let you two have this moment, but I just can’t believe my little baby bro is getting married already!” We all separated and laughed. Lisa started to panic.

“OOOOH! I have so much to do! I need to find you two a place to get married, then make invitations, then invite people, then get the ceremony ready, then get the after party ready, find someone to do the marriage, get gifts, plan a bachelorette party, get a location for your honeymoon. I have so much to do in so little time!” Lisa ran off, probably to Twilight’s house, and Pinkie and I just laughed at her antics. There was a bright future ahead. One, that involved Pinkie.

It was then that I realised MY predicament, Pinkie looked to me happily as I smiled to her ‘Damn…. Lisa is doing all the work… I feel like an ass…’ I then brightened up “I know! I can hire entertainment for the wedding!” I looked to Pinkie and beamed “Who would you like to play for our wedding?”

Pinkie thought a moment, rubbing her chin “Well… I do like DJ pon-3, but Twitch and Living Tombstone are great too… Grr! I am terrible at choices like this!”

I nodded, it seems the brony communities ponysonas exist in this world, to an extent, maybe just the famous ones? I decided to ask a risky question “Well, how about we hire Ken Ashcorp? He has a voice like an angel.”

Pinkie nodded excitedly “Yeah! I love his singing!”

I set her down reluctantly, having enjoyed the feel of her against me, I then decided to check something I have been dreading for a VERY long time “Pinkie, I’ll be right back… I gotta..erm… check myself…” I slenderwalked to the Everfree and took down my pants while pulling up my duster, seeing that I did indeed still have a dick! “YES! WOOOHOOO” I then pulled up my pants and let my duster down and slenderwalked to Ken Ashcorp’s house, which was in Manehattan, next to Donut Joes place. I knocked on the door and waited, Kenny eventually answering the door with soda in hand, doing a spit take when he saw me. He looked like his ponysona from the 20% cooler music video, but wore a dj’s outfit, an unzipped  hoodie with headphones hanging off the neck over a black T-shirt and jeans with holes at the knees. I smiled warmly, careful again not to show my teeth “Hi, I was wondering if you would be interested in singing at my wedding? I am prepared to pay in bits.”

Union

I staggered as I heard what Kenny had to say “Y-you are refusing because I’m not a pony?!”

Ken Shook his head “Nah, dude, I am saying I’m not doing it because you look like something out of H.P. Lovehooves deepest nightmares, and the last time I sang at a wedding, the husband tried to slug me because the wife flung herself at me, I’m sorry, but you trying to slug me would probably end with me having a busted skull. Good luck with getting someone though, I recommend you try Mic the Mic or  The Piano stallions.” He then closed his door in my face and I could hear him walking away.

 I paused a moment “The piano guys Ponified!? Screw Ken Ashcorp,  I GOTTA GET TO THEM!” I Slenderwalked to where the Piano guys rehearsed, an old meadow off the side of Ponyville, surprisingly enough. I walked to them slowly with my hands raised in surrender as they were both unicorns and could blast me with magic, and I did not feel like using my aura “I was wondering if you would like to play at my wedding?

"Um sorry dude. I'm sure that we'd love to play at your wedding, but we've already got one to play at."

I looked to them in disappointment... before I decided to take one extra chance "Who is the gig for?" I begged to the Tuatha De Danaan that they would say it was for Pinkie...

"It's for some pony named Pinkie and Slendy. Some weird looking girl, she looked a lot like you actually, rushed up and asked. We were going to refuse, then she told us if we ever wanted to see the light of day again, we would play at their wedding."

I cheered "I am Slendy! Woohoo!" I picked the pianist up and hugged him "I could freaking kiss you right now!"

The pianist paled "Please don't..."

I set him down and began to dance with joy "YEAH!" I finished my little jig pointed to them happily "I'll pay you tomorrow!" I Slenderwalked to Pinkie, finding her in Golden Oaks Library with the rest of the mane six. I swept her up in my arms and kissed her, unaware of the rift opening up behind me, depositing a small jack in the box, with a note attached to it 'Paradox in a box, WIND ME UP!'

Twilight noticed the box and walked up to it before picking it up and began to inspect it,  mumbling about 'conducting experiments.'

Suddenly, Lisa burst into the library. "OKAY! So I got the wedding to be held in Canterlot, Celestia to do the marriage, made the invitations, invited Pinkie's family and friends, got the honeymoon ready, and everything else!" She slumped onto a nearby chair. "Ugh, I need a break."

I smiled warmly and walked to Lisa, giving her a spine cracking bear hug and tussling her hair "Man... I wish Jason was here. Even though he had problems, he's like a brother to me."

Pinkie nodded excitedly "Yeah! I'd love to have him at the wedding! He's great at charades!" Lisa then stood up.

"MARX!" A portal opened up above them. A skeleton stuck his head out.

"Yes?"

"Can you grab Jason for me? Please?"

"Yeah sure." Marx snapped his fingers and a portal opened. From the portal came Jason. "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare a little sub dimension."

"Why?"

"Oh you know, reasons." Marx then left, and the portal closed.

I Slenderwalked to Jason and hugged him "Hey! Long time no see buddy! Guess what? Me and Pinks are getting married!"

Jason had a man struggling in his palms. He then snapped his victim's neck to the point where the victim could literally see behind his back turned to the voice. He pulled out a sign that read

Chaos

I woke up to a knocking at me and Pinkies front door, I walked to the door sleepily and was about to answer it when I noticed I was buck naked, I quickly got dressed and answered the door to find what looked like a chao made of metal and a keychain shaped like Mickey mouse's head at the end. I sighed and looked around to find some black crystals on the ground, and the smell of ozone filling the air. I looked to the keychain and grabbed it, gasping as I began speaking in my Slender voice and my Mask teleported off of me, seemingly a safety mechanism so that it would not be destroyed by the power flowing through me " GREAT WARRIOR OF LIGHT! ENEMY OF DARKNESS AND CHAMPION OF RIGHTEOUSNESS! COME TO MY AID SO WE MAY WALK THE PATH TO DAWN!"

Just then, there was a flash of light and someone who looked like Sora appeared out of nowhere "Great... I summoned another one. Can't I enjoy my honeymoon in peace?"

Sora blinked in confusion a few times, slowly eying me up and down. "Slenderman," he said slowly. "I just got summoned... by Slenderman."

I sighed "I am a human with Slendy crammed in my soul, which has been amplified by chaos. I am also named Jeremy Farkness, have Cabadath's clothes and scythe, and I am married to Pinkie Pie."

Sora glanced over to the bed, where Pinkie still slept. "...aaaaand  she's anthro. Okay, this is easily the strangest world I've ever been to." He shook his head, and held out his hand. "Nice to meet you, Jeremy. I am Sora, the Warrior of Light."

I smiled "Hey,at least you aren't a dick like my displacer. Nice to meet you too."

"Displacer? You mean that Merchant guy?"

I nodded, smiling my creepy ass smile as I laughed darkly, my anger at the thought of him rising "Bloody bastard nearly killed me, I WOULD be dead if it weren't for some ancient being named Raphael, I guess he's a chaos God of some kind."

I then looked to Pinkie and calmed down,  "I am thankful, though... if it weren't for him, I'd still be alone in life...

Carl shook his head "NO! The only reason she beat him was that he had just put on the artifact! He cannot be beat like he is now!"