Author's Notes:

Welp, I can't fall asleep for some reason, so in getting g this last intro chapter done, and if I can't fall asleep still, I'll write another chapter. It all depends on my current mindset when it comes to my updates. If I'm bored, I write. If I'm not bored, I'm on a computer. If I'm bored at school, I sleep.

Also, sorry for short chapter. My mind pumped out at least six chapters for multiple stories today. My mind is running on fumes. But now all the Introductions are complete! We can now finally progress!

Zhufor's POV

I woke up to the sound of people talking around me. I slowly opened my eyes, and the sight that I saw nearly made me pass out again. Ponies. Fugging ponies. I notice that they haven't seen that I'm awake yet, so I let the prattle on and absorb whatever information I can get.

".... I still can't understand why the princess wanted us to have this thing contained. It fell from the sky, sure, but that doesn't mean it's dangerous or anything, right?" One of the doctor ponies said.

"I know, but orders are orders. I wonder what Princess Celestia thinks is so bad about it. She took one look at it and was suddenely filled with rage, and then had us lock it up." A guard replied, shifting uncomfortably. Then he noticed I was awake. "Oh! It's awake! Why, hello there, alien. My name is Sword Hoof, Of the 13th Company of the Solar Guards. What is your name?" He asked. I grunted, then answered.

" Zhufor.... I think. Either that or Joey. Or was it Jared?" I asked, mostly to myself.

"Ok, I'll just call you Zhufor. Now then, where are you from?" He asked. I scanned my mind for a moment before coming up blank.
"I.... don't know." I told him. He tilted his head.

"Did you lose your memory? I'm certain we have some sort of memory spell for you--oh! Your majesty!" The guard turned around to see a white mare, with a horn and wings. Her hair was a sort of odd rainbow, and was flowing on some unknown wind. She nodded towards the guard before glaring at me. I stared at her blankly. She sighs, then looks back to the guard.

"Leave us. Both of you." She ordered, nodding towards the doctor. They both nodded, then walked out of the room. The white one closed the door behind them.

"Now then, I was hoping that I wouldn't have to deal with your filth after Discord, but it seems that Chaos knows no boundaries. So, Chaos Vermin, prepare to be turned to stone." She said, charging up her horn. In reflex, I broke through my restraints, somehow managed to dodge the death beam, given my size that should be impossible. I glared at her.

"Ok, first of all, who the hell are you? Second, who is Discord? Third, Why the frak are you so he'll bent on making me into a statue ornament? What the hell did I ever do to you?!" I asked. She ignored me, instead firing another blast. I dodged out of the way before tackling her to the ground. I then proceeded to run out the door and run like hell. I subconsciously checked my arm to see if the bolter was still there, and it was. Good. I continued to run towards the nearest exit when Celestia's voice rang out.

"Solar Guard! The creature we captured is trying to escape! Capture it, or kill it! Do not let it leave the castle alive!" She yelled. Well shit. The guards at the door brandished their spears at me. I merely raised my bolter, and fired above their heads. Two shells punched through the wall, and exited out the other end. The guards looked at the holes, and then back to me. They then proceeded to get out of my way. I barreled out the door and into the outskirts of a forest. I ran through it, knocking down whatever was in my way, be it trees, rocks, rock Crocodiles, a wierd chicken Lizard, and lastly, a star bear thing. I ran and ran until I was out of the forest, and looked around me. There was a massive mountain, and I thought that it would be a safe place to hide out while things settled down. So, I ran towards it, and when I reached the base of it, began to climb. Eventually, I found a cavery big enough for me to fit in, so I stopped there and rested. Khorne that was a crazy start. After a while I looked back out of the cave. I saw armies filtering out of the plains, probably off to a battle. I noticed a smaller group was heading towards the mountain I was in, so I hid deeper inside the cave. Soon after, voices were heard.

"Are you sure you saw the thing climb up here? One asked.

"Yes, I'm certain! It was big, red, and fast." Another exclaimed.

"I bet you the this is a ploy to go hiking." A third voice added.

"Look, there's the cave right there. Let's just head in, see if we find anything, and leave. Simple as that". They peeked inside to see a giant red monster barreling towards them, a massive spear attached to its back.
"Oh buck!" One shouted, right before him and his compatriot were skewered by the spear.

"Oh Celestia.. Private Korona.... Private Blossom...." the last one said. I looked at her, then picked her up, and threw her. Right off the cliff. Unfourtunately, she had wings. As I watched, said wings unraveled, and she began flying back towards the castle. I cursed before raising my bolter and firing at her. She tried to bob and weave, but there were just too many bullets. One hit her wing, and screaming, she fell all the way down into the plains far below. I laughed.

"That's what you get for messing with me, Sunbutt! Do you hear me? I am Zhufor The Impaler, bane of The Corpse Emperor's Space Marines! Do you honestly think a tiny pony could stop me? Hah! That's complete bullshit! Next time, find something that's actually a challenge!" I yelled out to the castle, hoping she could hear me. I then proceeded to remove the pony kabob on my back, throwing the carcasses into the cave, then ran down the opposite end of the mountain, heading north. Hopefully, I would find some place to hide out. If not, I could always scavenge for food. So I ran, for days on end, deeper into the North. Eventually I walked upon a abandoned camp. Or, at least, that's what it looked like at first. Then i saw that there were dead ponies everywhere, making this seem like a battle. Looking around, I saw a symbol I knew well. The symbol of Khorne. It was embedded into all of the Solar Kingdom's flags. I felt like I was returning home. I saw a small throne made up of skulls as well. Grinning, I sat in it.

"Ah, it's good to be home." I muttered to myself, before drifting off to sleep