Sorry this took so long, I wrote the first draft, and it sucked. So I had to rewrite it. And then Team Fortress 2 happened.

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I walked down the road with Dash flying at eye level next to me, discussing topics relating to our daily lives. I pretended to be surprised at the prospect of magic and various other things that she told me. She, however, was extremely surprised to hear that weather took care of itself ( U JELLY?).

“Wait, how do you prepare for storms if you don’t know when they happen?” She asked in a confused voice.

“Well, we have really advanced machines that sense humidity changes and stuff like that.” I explain calmly, “Then people called meteorologists interpret those readings into predictions. They aren’t always accurate, though.”

“Wow, so humans are really smart?” Dash asks, impressed but still confused.

“Well, we are smart, but I wouldn’t say that we are smarter than ponies, it’s just that we don’t have magic or wings, so we invented machines to make our lives easier, more fun, or better.” I explain to Dash, “Ponies and human are equally smart; but ponies have magic and flight to mess with, we only have our knowledge."

“Oh, I get it,” Dash says, understanding what I am saying.

“Awesome, I’ll go more into the kind of stuff that we invented later,” I tell Dash, relieved that one big explanation was over, “maybe if came back to my house later; I can show you some of these inventions.”

“Really?” Dash asks in an exited voice, “That’d be awesome!”

I don’t know how to respond to her comment, so I just smile wider than I ever have before. Not a trollface smile, like the ones I usually made back on Earth, but a real, genuine smile.

We spend the rest of the walk talking about Dash and her friends, who she seems very loyal to. No shit, she’s the element of loyalty.  I told Dash that the first ponies that I wanted to meet were her friends, since she could convince them that I wasn’t a threat. She agreed to this idea, and we continued on our way to Ponyville.

Before long, we had reached Ponyville, and I was really fucking nervous. Dash, however, looked like she had just got accepted into the Wonderbolts. Naw, she wasn’t that exited.

“ Wait here, Danny,” She tells me, “I’ll go round up my friends so that you can meet them.”

“Okay Dash, see ya!” I say as I watch the cyan mare blast into the air going a million miles an hour, leaving a rainbow streak in her wake. That is fucking awesome!

I examine my surroundings and see a tree on the other side of the road. I walk over to said tree and promptly lie down in the shade. I take out my mp3 from my coat pocket and plug in the ear buds, and put on ‘Ghosts N Stuff’ by deadmau5. As I vibe to the beat, I can’t help but wonder how I will introduce myself. I knew that I would take them all back to my house to show them who I am, but I wondered how I would start the intro.

Would I jump straight to the fact that they existed in my world as a tv show? Would I tell them the horrors of my world? I knew that I would have to get both of those issues out of the way today, I didn’t want to feel like I was lying to anypony.

I must’ve been thinking/vibing there for a while, because the next thing I knew, I heard voices behind me. Not right behind me, probably about 100 feet away, still close enough for me to be worried. That is, until I heard what the vices were saying.

“Are ya’ll sure this ‘human’ ain’t dangerous?” I hear somepony say with a southern accent, definitely Applejack.

“He must have so many stories to tell, I’m sure I could learn all kinds of things about his culture. This is gonna be so fun!” I hear a pony say, definitely Twilight, no other pony would be so excited about learning.

“Darlings, I’m sure that this human is not here to hurt us. I’m sure that a civilization as intelligent as his will be clean and kind.” This one must be Rarity; no other pony has a vocabulary like that.

“Oh, I hope he isn’t hurt. He must be so scared, all alone without any friends.” Says a pony in a whisper. Must be Fluttershy.

“Hiya there, My name’s Pinkie Pie! What’s you’re name?” OMGWTFHOLYSHIT

A pink mare appeared out of nowhere in front of my face, and that’s I remember before passing out.

I hope you liked this chapter, I tried to imagine what the characters really would say. Next chapter will be out sooner.