"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The human skeleton screamed as it rose up.

"Why must they scream every time?" I ask myself as I put a shield and sword on its back. "Okay now go help move things to the new rooms." I order and the skeleton promptly left to follow the order. "And that was two hundred. That should be enough right?" I ask my butler fox who only gave me a blank look. "Right... forgot you can't have an opinion." I say flatly.

"Hey boss! I was told you wanted to see me as soon as I was done helping Tavi set up that underground mansion." Vinyl asked as she walked in. "Sorry I'm late but on my way I passed one of those dumpsters set about until we get the trash disposal system set up again and someone threw out a perfectly good pinball machine so I took it back to the mansion."

"Toss it out." I say in a demanding voice. "I never want to see that thing ever again! And trust me if you knew where it's been you wouldn't want it either."

"Not want a free pinball machine!? Blasphemy!" Vinyl shouted while shaking her hoof dramatically.

"Oh for the love of, here's a shiny new pinball machine. Now get rid of that disgusting thing. You don't know where it's been." I say after creating a new game. "Then I want you to go to Canterlot and find some vampires to recruit. Feel free to take Octavia along and please stop that." I say as Vinyl started brushing her muzzle against my leg like a dog wanting to be petted. "Normally I would be glad to give you some tummy scratches but we're on a strict time schedule here."

"Sorry about that boss. Tavi wasn't kidding. You're like vamp-nip." Vinyl said with a smile.

"It's fine. I just hope this doesn't become some kind of running gag." I reply. "Oh one more thing. Take this. I got it from one of the books in my new library. It's the spell that lets vampires turn into bats and fly." I say as I paw her a piece of paper. She gasped at seeing the copy. "I know how much you've been trying to figure out how to do that since you were turned." Vinyl kissed me before I could say anything else. "Ug! Mouthwash! It's not expensive!" I shout. "Now off with you."

"Yes sir ma'am sir!" Vinyl shouted with a salute and teleported away taking the new machine with her. I just sigh and carefully I lift myself off of the donut I've been sitting on while I work and hit my poor tooshie with yet another heal spell. Having done that I portal my way to the first room I made after the new dungeon heart was activated and what I was going to make when expanding the room that broke into the Goodly Hero's meeting room. I'm calling it the life clock. Something I was tinkering with after getting that book on druid magic but until I lost one of my imp spells I never found a use for.

I looked down through the see thru floor as a giant enchanted clock hand moved over the dead earth channeling druid magic to grow flowers. I was using magic directly from a mana vault so the flowers weren't warped by dark magic. Then another hand moved over them sucking out the life force which traveled up it and into a pillar made of diamond. Then the last hand moved over the dead plants rotting them and fusing the rotted remains with the soil to help new flowers grow when the first hand went by once more. I move over to the pillar and summoned some gems while I pulled life force from the pillar and channeled the create imp spell again and again.

"There. Now I finally have enough laborers to relax some. You thirty over there will just go to the new gem seams and mine gems until I tell you to stop. The rest get to work on the dungeon." I order and watch as they scurry off.

I then make a portal into the room of pain as I’m calling it. It’s a large round room with a huge glass tank in the middle that I’ve been filling with liquid pain. It also had shelves all around it filled with bottles to fill with the stuff. I then create a portal to the shadow realm and pull out a large jug.

“Damn. Where is she getting all of this. Is she visiting hospitals?” I say as I remove the lid on the tank and dump the stuff in. I then place the jar down and reach for another one when I felt my paw enter something small and wet. Blinking a few times I stick my head into the portal and see Bronze with my paw jammed up his nose.

“Ew...Grauntie, please take your paw out of my nose seam.” I blinked, realizing my flesh had literally melded into his face on accident, making me yank my paw out as he scrunched his snout. “That is always weird. Nice new face Grauntie, very pretty. Even if it’s like Decadecimal from Unzip.” Bronze said as I looked my paw over to make sure it was alright.

“Ya, I’m a goddess of several things now. And sorry about that. You appear to be sane. Taking a breather?” I ask as I slipped into the shadows completely.

“No, I’m in exile, where monsters belong.” Bronze morosely mumbled as he turned away from me, pantomiming laying on his side.

“Oh dear. One moment I want to try something.” I say as I grab the last jar of pain and leave with it. I look down at the jar and smile at what I see and dumped the contents into the tank and seal it shut. I then reach into the darkness once more and pull my great nephew into my world.

“Wha-hey what’re you doing?! I’m a monster! Leave me in my prison so I don’t hurt anypony!” Bronze pleaded.

“Try and bend space.” I say with a smile. He blinked at me and lifted a hoof but nothing happened. Looking down at himself he saw he had some kind of black aura around him. “I’m still figuring out my goddess powers so I experimented with that jar first. You’re coated in an aura of spaceless darkness. Pulled from the shadow realm. A skill that would be completely useless in any other situation.”

“Hm...so….” Bronze then easily yanked his head in half, but I could see his innards just fine before he pushed himself back together. “So I’m limited to just myself? Oh good. I don’t wanna suddenly flip out and try to turn a pony into a mutant on a whim again.”

“Alright come with me and tell your grauntie all about it.” I say as I lead him out of the room of pain.

“Well it all started with Pinkie Pie revealing she has a split personality, and me requisitioning a schooner airship on a whim…”

A short while later.

“Well… Butterfly pony?” I ask before sipping my tea. Or at least trying to. I quickly found out that my new body required an absurd amount of food and whenever I tried to eat anything I literally suck it in like a black hole. When I try to sip the tea as lightly as I can while keeping the opening in my mouth as small as I can without closing it I still managed to inhale the tea and suck the cup out of my paw and having it jammed onto my muzzle after flying into it. I grumble a little as I take the cup off.

“I’m not sure. Mom said Fluttershy ‘adopted’ him or something, but I’ve been sulking in the Shadow Realm for...I don’t know how long. Feels like days.” Bronze said as he levitated his own tea with normal magic for a shuddering sip, before he straight up knocked the whole cup back. “All mom’s told me is...when I was in the madness...I said ‘He’s mine foal’...I’m so scared….” Bronze shuddered as he tried, and failed, to not crush the tea cup in his magic on the tray.

“He’s mine? Come here.” I say as I pull bronze over and hug his head to my chest while feeling around. “Hmmm… A connection. Unfortunately I have no power to break it but when it comes to mind controllers I do have one trick.” I say as I summon a golf club and start channeling a curse through it. “Now I want you to trust me and not move or do anything to block the pain you might think is coming.” I say as I walked around him.

“I deserve far worse than just pain.” Bronze dejectedly stated, closing his eyes and stoically bracing himself to not move. Once I was behind him I readied the golf club and with everything my magic could muster I swung it up right between the legs.

Meanwhile in Bronze’s world.

Celestia was sitting on the balcony sipping tea as she tried to clear her head of the worry for her nephew when she could have sworn she heard a high pitch scream as she saw Discord’s statue fly into the air and crash head first elsewhere in the maze as if struck with a powerful blow. She then heard the telltale sound of crying. “...Well now. I haven’t seen that curse in ages. Thank you whoever that was.” Celestia smirked and suddenly felt much better.

Back in my dungeon.

“You can open your eyes now.” I say as I sit back in my seat. “What is it with mind controllers and thinking they’re untouchable. Like I said before all magic is like rock, paper, scissors and curses are the bane of mind control users. After all curses rely heavily on using connections to their victims to harm them from a distance and for some reason mind controllers never think the link they need to control their victims could be used against them.”

“Hm, I didn’t feel anything.” Bronze noted, but I felt myself grin as he blinked when I noticed his spiral eyes weren’t even dimly glowing anymore, at least for now. “You sure you hit me hard enough?”

“I hit you plenty hard dear. But I cursed the weapon for that one shot so you don’t take it but the one trying to control you does.” I answer. “I bet it was quite a surprise for him.”

“Oh. Well, I would’ve thrown Discord into the sun or something, but mom and aunt Tia insist our world needs him for some reason.” Bronze rolled his eyes. “Please, with as much Chaos my very presence causes that hack should be taken to the chopping block before he gets loose again.” Bronze gingerly shuffled his pelvis, still bewildered about not feeling my strike. “Tartarus, I mean, when I get my plans in motion, Order is going to have to pick up some slack to counter my Chaos.”

I watched as Bronze popped his head off, and levitated it to look at his undercarriage. “Okay...family jewels are not harmed. Stupid phantom sensations.” Bronze grumbled as he levitated his neck back to the...rest of his neck, and popped himself back together. “Thanks for this Grauntie. Having someone to talk to with so much extra-worldly experience is helpful.”

“I’m glad to help.” I say as my fox butler refills our cups, or in the case of Bronze’s cup, give him a new one.

“Shame they’re not really alive...hey, could I bring that bug pony here to see if he's got a soul? I need to know just how bad things are involving the poor colt.” Bronze asked in concern.

“Well… I guess your puppet master won’t be in any shape to pull any strings for a little while. Alright. Also I have a giant room dug out for that pyramid you gave me and have been trying to figure out how to move it here. Could you please do that for me?” I ask as I will the darkness around his hooves to move back so that he could use them for his magic. “Also can I see your Pinkie as well?”

“Hm? I felt you moved base. I won’t ask why. Want anything else from the old place?” Bronze asked and I shook my head, getting him to shrug, and he clopped his hooves together, and a Doorway opened that dropped a smaller, bug-like version of my great nephew on the floor next to us before the door slammed shut and vanished. “Done, and I brought my innocent little doppelganger here at the same time.”

“But where’s Pinkie?” I asked curiously.

“I’m right here.” I jumped a bit at the calm and straight-haired pink mare who was suddenly next to my seat, wearing a mirror on a rope around her neck that had Pinkie Pie waving out of it excitedly. “Hiya pretty foxy lady!”

“Pinkie says hello.” Pinkamena added pointlessly with a small, soft smile.

“Interesting.” I say as I pull both Pinkamina and the bug pony in for a gentle hug and felt around. “Well the bug pony has thousands of weak souls one would expect from an army of bugs. And Pinkie...has two. Hmmmm.” I say as I let them go. “There is nothing I can do for the butterfly souls, I’m sorry. However, Pinkie...s If you are willing to part with a small sample of flesh from your original body I know some magic that can grow a soulless shell just like it. And transfer one soul into the new body.” I offer. “It will take a few months to grow and the body will require some physical therapy having never used its muscles before but you would both have a body.”

“Grauntie, you’re making this too complicated. Here.” Bronze clopped his still free hooves and suddenly, there was a second Pinkie Pie standing next to Pinkamena, that promptly slumped bonelessly to the floor like the lifeless thing it was, or rather it seemed to be. The body was. Very interestingly, alive, but completely devoid of a soul or sapience. “There. Cloned body using samples of Pinkamena and all the physical elements the pony body is made of. Don’t make me get all Fullmetal Alchemist on you grauntie.”

“No need to get fussy I was only trying to help.” I say as I reach to the empty space where Pinkie was in the mirror and grab on to her and pull. There was a grunt from Pinkamina and I just pushed the soul into the fresh body and bound it to its new home. I then re-covered my great nephews hooves. Just to be safe.

“Wowie zowie! That really tickled!” Pinkie Pie shouted as she jumped to her new hooves. “Oh body, sweet body~! I’ll never take you for granted again.”

“If you’re serious about that, cut back on the sugar sis.” Pinkamena softly scolded, getting Pinkie to hiss like a cat at the thought. “Thank you very much for your help ma’am. I knew Bronze would get us out of our predicament one way or another, he’s reliable like that.”

“Yeppers! Big, hot-to-trot, and the nicest pony you could ever know.” Pinkie gushed as she was suddenly next to my now-flustered nephew, leaning against him. “I don’t even mind that you hate parties. Because you’re still my Bronzie.”

“Pinks….” Bronze mumbled weakly with his ears bent back. “I don’t deserve somepony like you. I don’t deserve anypony. Not after what I did to Fluttershy and, um...did she name this poor colt?” Bronze asked about the bug pony, who was currently sniffing around the room and trying to eat various things like a toddler. Which made me wince, the pony had surprisingly sharp teeth and was marking everything he nibbled on.

“Fluttershy named him Butters.” Pinkamena informed as she moved to the overtly curious and simple stallion, gently nudging him away from my couch and nuzzling him, the stallion’s beautiful and vibrant butterfly wings fluttering at the attention as he nuzzled her back. “He’s like a foal. So simple and curious to the world. But he’s also really smart, he picks things up quick and last I saw he could even mouth words.”

“Well then, if he’s capable of learning, and has so many souls even if they’re weak, doesn’t that make him as alive and sapient as possible?” Bronze asked me hopefully. “He’s essentially my son Grauntie, he looks like me because I obviously used myself as the template. I’d rather my firstborn not be a pet.” I cringe at that.

“Oh Bronze. You are your soul. Even if the body works fine when someone gets multiple souls for one reason or another they get split personalities like these two.” I say gesturing to the the sisters pink. “But with so many weak souls fighting for control the best you can get is...well this.” I say as I pick up the fox butler. “You would need to find a way to fuse the souls as you’ve fused the bodies.”

“Oh….” Bronze uttered with a wet rasp as tears prickled his eyes.

“Oh don’t do that. I wish I could help but what I can do with souls comes with my experience with ghosts. I don’t know of anyone who's ever even tried something like that.” I say as his big watery eyes grew bigger. “Please stop…” His lips started to quiver. “I...guess I could try. One of my aspects is undeath. But the body would need to be dead for that to count. Can you revive it after?” I ask.

“I-if the souls won’t vanish too quickly, I can basically stop all bodily processes, and start them back up as if nothing was wrong. I’ve only done it with tiny things, but usually the ants and whatnot wouldn’t move again, even if the bodies were still working.” Bronze admitted worriedly. I just sigh at this and summon some gems and use them to create parts as I began assembling the device I’m going to try and use for this. I also summon the soul cage to catch the souls before they could move on. I can’t believe I’m doing this.

“Alright. I’m ready to try this. Bring him here and stop his heart.” I say as I finish the device and summon a jar. I have a feeling the liquid pain spell will be needed for this…. After thinking about it for a moment I send the jar back and bring in one of those big ones that Night-Luna sent me.

“Okay...I trust you Grauntie. C’mere Butters. C-come to daddy….” Bronze hitched a bit when Butters gleefully responded and trotted to his creator to nuzzle him. “N-now just...lay down.” Bronze helped the oblivious pony lay down, resting his head on his lap, and took a shuddering breath before nodding to me. “Release my hooves.”

I once more will the darkness back and the body stopped moving as if he had fallen asleep as thousands of tiny lights left the body and were sucked into the soulcage. Once it stopped I fed them into the small machine and started channeling the liquid pan spell when the pistons started pounding and compressing the ghosts while I focused with all of my might to merge them as one. The jar was filling fast showing how horrible what I’m doing would be for them without liquid pain. At my will my fox runs off to get more containers.

While this was going on, Bronze sniffled and hugged his currently dead creation to his chest, running a hoof down the dead colt’s back as the wings gradually changed shape from butterfly wings to similarly prismatic pegasus wings. “It’ll be okay Butters. Y-you’ll be fine.” Come on...don’t make me hurt him. I think as I push all of my will into this before opening the… What is this thing? A soul drive? I saw something about this in that book of warjacks but there was nothing in it about how to make it. So how did I do it? Pushing that out of my head I pull out one shifting, glowing mass of ectoplasm.

“It...worked?” I asked as I saw it. I honestly didn’t hold much hope for this. Carefully I push the soul into the dead body and hold it there. “Bring him back while I’m holding the soul inside.” I order.

“Okay.” Bronze said, before Butters jolted, gasping for breath, and tears came from his changeling-like eyes. “Butters? Can you hear me?” In response, all the colt did was flop a few limbs around, his eyes filled with confusion and brows scrunched with consideration, making pathetic whimpers.

“His soul is like an infant's. He’ll still need to be taught from scratch.” I say as butters looked around with the curiosity of a child, which was still better than the animal-like behavior he sported before.

“So more of a lateral progression, no loss there. Hey buddy~? Do you remember anything?” Bronze asked with a childish tone, and the colt snorted with amusement before booping Bronze on the nose playfully, of course, Bronze just smiled instead of scrunching like most ponies do. I smile down at butters and summon one of the dollified wolves from toy town.

“Hey there buddy. I’m your great great aunty. I have a present for you.” I say as I squeeze the wolf turned toy a few times making it give off silly squeaks before placing it in front of the butterfly pony. The toy wolf and the bug pony sniffed each other curiously before the toy wolf gave a tiny yip and hopped up on Butters nose and started licking him between the eyes.

Butters, in response, bolted to his hooves and started prancing around with an utterly adorable and starstruck expression shimmering in his glowing blue eyes. The toy wolf on his muzzle bouncing and giving off a squeak with each bounce as he did so. ‘Flash’ That is going in the baby book.

“Aw, that’s so precious. Alright Butters, time to go home, don’t give Fluttershy too much trouble.” Bronze smiled at his sort-of clone/son who waved at his creator cheerfully before a Doorway opened under him, Pinkamena and Pinkie, dropping them back home. “Thanks so much Grauntie. This means so much to me!” Bronze gushed as he rushed to me and hugged me, nuzzling my neck.

“Ak! Stop, please! I’m a goddess now why am I still so squishy!?”

“What?! You’re STILL so scrawny after ascending?!” Bronze demanded, and to my horror, I realized his hooves were still free, and we were once again in a gym. That was clearly a new room spontaneously added onto my dungeon. “Grauntie, this isn’t healthy! If you’re going to be in the line of fire, you can’t keep relying on your magic! I mean, that’s the main reason I buffed out. Besides mares really liking muscles.” Bronze proudly flexed his many muscles. “Well except AJ, for some reason she likes a little flab, but that’s besides the point. You don’t need to get buff, just toughen up. Exercise a few hours a week even. You’re a flippin goddess! You would be a laughingstock if some lucky twit with a branch knocks you out.”

“I don’t want to. Every time I’ve tried it always hurts.” I say with fear.

“Grauntie. I’ll be upfront with you. You will feel pain. Unless you...cheat.” Bronze grinned conspiratorially, clopping his hooves and a huge bottle with a powder blue potion in it fell from a tiny door into his hooves. “This. Is Alicorn Accelerator. Just drinking one of these a day, and eating a ton of food. I got jacked. Zecora developed it using hydra gland secretion, so it’s deadly to anything without a healing factor. Unless you take sips for a while, and you’ll even gain a healing factor.” I quickly re-cover his hooves with darkness as he bit open his foreleg to my shock, and he held it out cheekily as I watched it rapidly scab and then flake away, as if he hadn’t just bit a piece of himself off.

“One moment I need to do something real quick.” I say as I summon the 9-iron and channeled another curse through it. “I think he’s trying to take control again.” Bronze blinked in confusion, apparently he couldn’t feel his eyes spinning or shining. “You’re acting kind of crazy even if you don’t realize it yet and your eyes are doing the glowy, spinny thing again.” I warn. “Now assume the position.”

“Again? Wow that jackass is persistent.” A bray got our attention. “No offense.” Bronze said to the donkey that was suddenly at the door.

“None taken...now how do I get out of here? Blasted Donkey Senses….”

“Here have a portal.” I say creating the dark hole in the ground before walking behind Bronze as he spread his legs. I even channeled the thunder bolt spell through the metal for added effect. As the metal began to glow red from the burning heat I readied my swing. “Fore!”

In another Equestria.

Luna was just sitting in her throne next to Celestia’s to start her night when she suddenly heard high pitched screaming before a familiar statue came crashing through the window. The echoed sound of crying radiating from it. “Well now. Discord, we know thou hast much disdain from others, but whoever is using that curse might as well kill thou.”

“Please~! Have mercy-he-hee~!”

“Release our son and we might consider it.” Luna imperiously declared before shoving the statue aside to begin court proper, let him suffer hearing court proceedings.

Back in my dungeon.

I look down at my stainless steel golf club that I created with my powers. Now bent in half from the force of the blow. I just shrug it off and send it to one of the dumpsters. “There. I think he’ll be a little more cautious about trying to take you over for a little while now. I hate to do that to anyone but that guy is going too far and needs to learn there are consequences to his actions.” I say.

“I still say kill him. But no~. ‘He’s a balancing force for our universe’ they keep telling me. Pfft, if that was the case why am I a god aligned with Chaos?! Now then, back to business. Grauntie. Do you have an innate healing factor? Oh, and uh, mom told me to ask, how legitimate am I to your world’s pantheon? I don’t want to cause any trouble for you by being here.” Bronze asked out of the blue.

“I don’t know. I’ve always just used my healing spell for that. And in order for you to count for my worlds pantheon you need to be accepted during one of the meetings of the gods. They have a system here. I’ve been told that I will be accepted in the next meeting but you aren't a god of this world so I don’t think it’s going to happen.” I reply.

“I’ll take that as a no on the healing factor, and hope I don’t cause a sort of territory dispute then. So, Grauntie. Just take tiny sips of this potion a day, and once you start displaying a healing factor, chug a whole bottle a day, and eat a feast each day. You’ll blow up like a balloon at first, but then you’ll metabolize it all into muscle. Oh, and your libido will skyrocket while taking the potion. I didn’t have much trouble since my mares wouldn’t leave me alone while I was on it. But an alternate Twilight and my cousin Cadence apparently became insatiable.” Bronze informed me, getting me to groan.

“I can’t sip it! Remember during tea time. That’s how I eat and drink now. I suck it all in like a black hole.” I sigh.

“Then just ration out a teaspoon or whatever. I’m more than sure you can make more beings you’re likely a master alchemist right?” Bronze asked me. I just sigh and summon a bowl and take the bottle. I pour a small amount into it and make sure the bottle is behind me before inhaling taking the substance in and smashing the bowl against my face.

“I’m going to be terrified of any knives at the dinner table till I learn how to control this.” I grumble. I sit and wait...and wait...and wait. “You know I expected something to happen by now even if not the end results.”

“Oh trust me.” I felt...nothing? “It’ll kick in.” Bronze grinned as he backed away. “Hope no mares catch your fancy for a few hours.”

“...Nothing is happening.” I say flatly.

“Seriously Grauntie, you’ll notice things if you just go about your day. I didn’t even know what was going on until I murdered a whole parasprite swarm on accident and realized I’d been orally pleasing my mares regularly when before I’d been completely chaste.” Bronze told me with a shudder. “Realizing I was being drugged kinda upset me, but I went with it because my mares were doing it to help me...even if they were taking advantage of my increased...urges.” I focus hard on my body to try and sense anything.

“When something affects my body I know. The same way I knew you put a piece of brain in me. I feel nothing.” I say with a shrug.

“So you’re immune to hydra secretion? Damn Grauntie, you’re dead-set on being a scrawny squishy wizard aren’t you? Unless you’d be willing to have me just outright put muscle on you however you want, or you actually muscle through the pain of exercise, I don’t see you getting less fragile.” Bronze shook his head with a sigh at my apparent squishiness.

“Hold on a sec.” I say as I summon a gem and enough life force to create a fox that will last an hour. I strip it of its things and toss it into the air and open wide. I suck it and a few dumbbells in before closing my eyes and trying to see through my minions eyes.

“...I...I don’t have a stomach.” I say in bewilderment. “There is a void where it should be. The last thing I saw before the fox died was the dumbbells being dissolved into pure energy.” Damn pinball machine must have passed into the intestines before I got that little feature.

“...So you literally cannot even ingest medicine. That’s...bad. Very bad.” Bronze said with concern. “If there’s no magical or intravenous method to apply aid to something, you’re boned unless it’s a suppository Grauntie...or…?” Bronze trailed off with a disgusted expression.

“No worries. I can cure myself with my magic without swallowing anything.” I reassure.

“Still, you could take the potion intravenously, but it’ll have to be in extremely small doses even when your body does get it’s own healing factor. Like only an ounce at first, then a few ounces later, it’s much more potent going through the veins than through the stomach.” Bronze said with seriousness and caution. “You don’t want to see the lab rats Zecora showed me to instill caution about this stuff.”

Bronze then yawned as his eyes again started spinning. “Ugh...I’m getting tired. Is there anything else you’d like help with Grauntie?” Bronze asked politely.

“No that’s okay. In fact you can keep this stuff. I have professional black knights I can have give me some training. The side effects don’t seem worth it to me.” I say as I give the bottle back.

“Well alright, just don’t overdo it. Remember, the burn is good, the pain is bad. If you feel pain, you’re doing it wrong.” Bronze insisted as he popped the cork and chugged the whole thing. “Ah~...I’ve heard Cadence and that other Twilight liken it’s flavor to snozberries, but I don’t think they know that means it tastes like penis.” Bronze snorted in amusement. “Which is funny, considering cuz loves to suck Shining’s-gack!” I shove a ball into his mouth before he could finish that sentence.

“No. Just no.” I say flatly.

“Oh right, straight-up lesbian. Forgot for a moment Grauntie. I forget not everyone is open to things. I mean, apparently I eat soydogs in a way Spike says is gay.” He said after absorbing the ball into his flesh. “I mean, I’m genetically predisposed to deep-throating. Thestrals in my world are really weird.”

“Are you okay!? You just absorbed a rubber ball!” I ask in worry. “Spit it out!” I shout while trying to give him the heimlich maneuver with my magic.

“Agh! Gah! Graunti-ick! It’s good! See?!” Bronze insisted when his fur seemed to melt, and then became a shiny layer of rubber that really outlined every single ripple of muscle, making me blink in bemusement. “I can absorb things and use them to alter myself.”

“Don’t scare me like that!” I shout as I set him down. “Anyways if you’re feeling better would you like me to send you home now? I still have work to do fixing up my new dungeon how I want it.”

A new species of creature has entered your dungeon!

“And apparently new minions to evaluate.” I added.

A new species of creature has entered your dungeon!

“Wait, are you hiring?” Bronze asked curiously. “I’m literally completely free for anything. All I’m doing back home is my own personal projects, so if you ever need me I’ll be there.” I blink a few times at this.

“I guess. And if you get too out of control I can use the hand of evil to bitch slap you with that curse. It won’t be as extreme as the golf club but it might help. Normally I need to give you something you want for this to work but I’ve already made one of your mares into two and fixed your son’s soul problem so a simple acceptance will do. You’re hired.” I say and a link was created. “Aside from the pyramid everything’s been moved here by my other minions so I don’t need you for anything else at the moment.”

“I am Anubis, God of Death! I shall deliver you bodies forevermore my mistress~!” Bronze hammed as his rubbery body bounced and jiggled when he bonelessly saluted. I snort at this.

“Alright. So long as it’s legal. Thank you for any body you send me.” I say with a smile as I pat him on the head gently so that my paw doesn't sink in. “Now I’m sure your mother misses you so I’ll send you back. I don’t know if I can keep you bound by the darkness from such a distance though.” I admit. “And because your eyes are swirling again I know just how to send you home. Turn around and raise that hinnie.” I say as I grow into a giant and create a giant golf club with spikes. I channel some more of the thunderbolt spell through it making arcs of electricity shoot through the spikes.

“Ready and waiting!” Bronze cheered as he spread his legs, raised his plot into the air and moved his tail aside. “Fire away!” I tried not to think of how perverted this was, before grinning viciously, and going for the mother of all swings.

Meanwhile in the world of Bronze.

Princess Cadence was having a wonderful day. Sure, her cousin went crazy a few days ago, but knowing her adopted family he was probably better already and just waiting for the public backlash to die down. She'd had tea with her Aunt Celestia, who was much happier for some reason, and then had dinner with her Aunt Luna, who was similarly in much better spirits. Considering how hard her cousin's affliction hurt them, she was wondering what could possibly have-

"AIEEEEEEE~! Came a despairingly high-pitched squeal of filly-colt levels of crotch-crushing pain that made even Cadence cross her hind legs instinctively, what having paid witness to many an unfortunately laid-low groin of a jilted lover of a love lost and soured. But she jumped when the ceiling of the hall of the castle she'd been walking through to get to her bedroom was shattered by the queer statue from the garden, that promptly began weeping in penance for some unknown action.

The regally tall mare of height on par with her aunts thanks to Alicorn Accelerator merely blinked in confusion, before clicking her tongue with a rueful shake of her head upon her Aspect letting her glean some hidden clue. "Take it from the Goddess of Love you poor fool. Hurting her more won't bring her any closer." Cadence pitifully informed the crying statue, before continuing onward. She had some snu-snu scheduled and she wasn't about to skip out on her Shiny for work again.

Back in my dungeon.

“Weeeeeeeeee!” Bronze shouted as he flew through the portal I created in the floor on the other side of the large room.

“A hole in one.” I say with a satisfied nod.

“Mistress!” A fox came running in. “There are several pyramids filling the lower levels!”

“...Goddammit Bronze…” I say with a sigh. “Looks like we’re going to need to build more large caverns for the underground towns for my minions.”

Author's Notes:

This was once more a crossover with GameJunkie7's story Doorways.